Category: Wife SMS
SMS to wife or SMS for wife simply husband wife SMS collection in hindi, urdu and english
Puraani kahawat he k sote waqt koi
Puraani Kahawat He k Sote Waqt Koi Tention Le kar Nahi Sona Chahiye… Hairat he……
Kitnay armano se shadi ki rat ko
Kitnay armano se shadi ki rat ko ghongat uthaya mene faraz, wo bary pyar se…
Sunehri baat naiki kar kay aaise
SUNEHRI BAAT Naiki Kar Kay Aaise Bhool Jaya Karo Jaise Shaadi Karne Kay Baad Banda…
Wife yesterday night i saw a dream that
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband:…
Aik bv ne apny naraz shohar ko
Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna) Zara jo door jaty…
Position of a husband is just
Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC… No matter however Loud he…
Patni pati se aji agar me gum
Patni pati se: Aji, agar me gum ho gai to tum kya karoge? Pati: Its…
Biwi 1 din apny naabina shoher sykash
Biwi 1 din apny Naabina shoher sy;KasH tumari Aankhen hoti to tm mery Husn ko…
Bivi apne shohar se ap mujhe tallaq
Bivi Apne Shohar Se: ‘Ap mujhe tallaq b dai den ge to Men ghar k…
Wife hints to husband for a new
Wife Hints to husband for a new Car! Dear! buy me something that goes from…
Interviewer to millionaire to whom do you
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ? Millionaire:…
Wife wo samney sharabi dekh rahe ho
Wife: “Wo samney sharabi dekh rahe ho? Maine usay 10 saal pehlay shadi se inkar…
Faqir bibi ji ap k pas kisi
Faqir= Bibi ji ap k pas kisi boke k liye kana hai. Bibi=Hai tho sahi…
Asian man will have a wife and
Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more….
Wife suno ji doctor ne mujhe aik
Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country…
Shohar ye lo sara din riksha chlaya
Shohar: Ye lo Sara din riksha chlaya, 500 kamaya or 350 ka tail dalwaya Wife:…
Shohar wo hai jo bivi ko khush
Shohar wo hai jo bivi ko khush rakh sake, Aur Bivi wo hai jo aulaad…
Bv khubsurat thi or shohar kala tha
Bv khubsurat thi Or Shohar kala tha BV Boli: Hum dono Jannati hain Shohar: Ksy?…
Dost kia bv se larai khtm hui
Dost: kia BV Se Larai Khtm Hui 2d dost: ha Ghutne Taik K Mere Pas…
Man 2 psychiatrist aisa kya kiya
Man 2 psychiatrist: Aisa kya kiya jaye k hum mard har tarah se apni biwio…
Husband rat nu main ek movie
HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek churail kadi mery aggy kadi mery pechy….
Husband allah ne tumhein 2 aakhen di
Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE:…
Wife if i removed da cook ampamp
Wife: If I removed da cook & make da food myself 4 a month,what will…
A man inserted an add in the
A man inserted an ‘add’ in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a…
Girlfrnd chaand kitney hotay hai boyfrnd2
Girlfrnd: Chaand kitney hotay hai Boyfrnd:2 1 Tum or 1 wo Ooper After Marriage WIFE:…
A wife was making a breakfast of
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs 4 her husband. Suddenly, her husband…
Faqeer 2 a lady sitting on bench
‘Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK “Hi Darling! So U…
Man on his death bed confesses 2
Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister,…
Man 1 i notice dat ur wife
Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen Probably She Loves…
Women live a better longer peaceful
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not…
Larkime shadi k bad tumhare sare dukh
Larki_me shadi k bad tumhare sare dukh bant lungi Larka_lekin mujhe tu k0i dukh hai…
1 pakistani aur indian ki wife gum
1 Pakistani aur 1 Indian ki wife gum ho gai, Pakistani: Tumhari wife kaisi thi…??…
Waqt par aadat na badlo to woo
Waqt Par Aadat Na Badlo To Woo Zarurat-E-Life ban Jati Hai….. OR Agar Time par…
Wifekal jo bikhari aya tha wo bht
Wife:kal jo bikhari aya tha wo bht bdtamiz tha Hsband:kyu? Wife:maine use kal khana dya…
Wifehoneywhat r u looking 4 husband nothing
wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate…
Oh allah give me a partner who
Oh Allah give me a partner who can support me in your COURT and make…
Husband judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye
Husband:’ Judge sahab mujhe TALAQ chahiye, meri BV ne 1 saal se Mujhse baat nahi…
Biwi aaj ap office se itni
Biwi : aaj ap office se itni jaldi kaise aa gae ? Shohar : achanak…
Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to
Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karna chahiye? Zyada kuchh nahi?…
Wife main maike ja rahi hoontujhe tallak
Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi! Husbnd-‘Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein…
Husbnd 1st nighttum ne kbhi koi gandi
Husbnd (1st night:Tum ne kbhi koi gandi film dekhi he? Wife: Ha Hsbnd: Bs hm…
Puraani kahawat he k sotay waqt koi
Puraani Kahawat He k Sotay Waqt Koi Tention Le kar Nahi Sona Chahiye… Lakin Hairat…
Hospital me 2 aurton ka operation
Hospital me 2 aurton ka operation ho ra tha. 2no k shohar pareshani me tehal…
Woman doctor jab b mera shohar ghar
Woman. Doctor Jab b mera shohar ghar ata hy, aate hi muje peetna shuru kr…
Man my wife is toooooo good
Man : My wife is toooooo good. She can talk on any subject for hours….
Husbandhypnotise karna kya hota hy wifekisi ko
Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy? Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k…
1 ghar mein twins paida huwe to
1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hmare…
Men want 3qualities in wifes 1economist kitchen
Men want 3qualities in wifes: 1)Economist in kitchen 2)Artist in home & 3)Devil in love…..
Man to barber cut my hair short
Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short. . Barber: How short You would like to?…
Shohar or bv me baat cheet band
Shohar or BV me baat cheet band thi 1 Subha Shohar ko jaldi jana tha…
A couple were arguing wife you
A couple were arguing. Wife: You dont like anybody in my family. Husband: Not true,…
Bewi batao wo kon si cheez hay
Bewi: Batao Wo Kon si Cheez Hay Jo Tum Rozana Dekh To Saktay Ho Magar…
wife samne wale ghar mei
*. . .Wife: Samne wale ghar mei Miyan Biwi k beech kuch fight chal rhi…
1 police man sb mujh se darty
1) POLICE MAN: sb Mujh se darty hyn or me bivi se, 2) MOCHI: me…
Ideal wife janu aaj tumhari gf raat
Ideal Wife: ‘JANU Aaj tumhari GF raat stay krne arahi hy na? Mene fridge me…
Pni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna
pni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna, dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat…
Biwi wo hoti hai jo shaadi
Biwi wo hoti hai jo Shaadi k baad apne Shohar ki sari aadaton ko badal…
Wife kya kar rahe ho man makkhiya
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3…
A fact about women they can see
A fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s…
Wife wherever we keep d money
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money, Our Son Steals It. I Don’t Know What To…
Chappal choti ho jai paown mai nhi
“CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai “PAOWN” Mai Nhi Ati. Wah Wa Wa “CHAPPAL” Choti Ho Jai…
Wifeagar mein gum ho gyi to tm
WifeAgar mein gum ho gyi to tm kya karoge? HusbandMein akhbar mein ad dn ga…
Shohar khubsurat tha aur bv kali ti
Shohar khubsurat tha aur bv kali ti 1 din shohar kehne laga. Begum hum dono…
In newyork a man was watching movie
In Newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly bawl out nooooooooooooo!!…
Dosttruck dekh kr tm dar q jate
Dost:Truck Dekh Kr Tm dar Q jate Ho? Sardar: 1bar 1Truck Driver Meri Bv Ko…
Females criteria for life partner they
Female’s’ Criteria for Life Partner They expect their men to look like .. Mr Universe…..
1st night in the room wife
1st night in the Room Wife: Plz, not today. Lets have our 1st night understanding…
Wife husband say aji sontay ho
Wife husband say : aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi…
Men who have pierced ears are better
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. . . . . ….
Modern definition of wife someone wholl
Modern Definition of ”WIFE” someone who’ll stand by you though all the troubles which you…
Wife bv aur begum main kiya
Wife BV aur Begum main kiya Farq hai.??? . . ‘Kuch farq nahi hai Dost’;)…
Shadi k pehly din husband mobile may
Shadi k pehly din husband k mobile may wife ka nam My sweet wife 3…
Shohar apni bv ko dafna k ghar
Shohar apni BV ko dafna k ghar aya hi tha k achank zor se bijli…
Wife 1 more word frm u and
Wife: ?1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place.? ….
Sadqaa denay say har balaa tul jaati
Sadqaa denay say har balaa tul jaati hai . . . . . . ….
Friendship among women a woman didnt
?Friendship Among Women? A woman didn?t come home @ night. The next day she told…
A true thought one who doesnt
“A TRUE THOUGHT” “One Who Doesnt Love A Girl Before His Marriage Can Never Love…
What is the next thing a
What Is The Next Thing A Man Should Do After Winning An Argument With His…
Wife jab main gana gaati hon to
Wife: Jab main gana gaati hon to aap bahar kyon chaly jaty hain?? Husband: Takay…
Wifewhat is 10 years with me husbanda
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin….
Wife do you want dinner husband
Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife :…
Love is life life wife wife knife
LoVe Is LiFe ,LiFe Is WiFe ,wIfE Is kNiFe , & kNiFe iS ThE eNd…