Category: Wife SMS
SMS to wife or SMS for wife simply husband wife SMS collection in hindi, urdu and english
Doctor aap ki dimaaghi beemari ka
Doctor : Aap ki dimaaghi beemari ka kya haal hy ? Mareez: Theek hy aaj…
Aik bv bohat kubsurat the hasband bula
Aik B.V bohat kubsurat the, hasband bula sony bv ether aooo. B.V boly Sony ke…
Paradoxical thoughts relatd to matrimonial age
Paradoxical thoughts relatd to Matrimonial Age 1) Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay: Ya Allah…
Wife you always carry my photo in
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling :…
1970 dulha jahez me radio mangta tha
1970, dulha jahez me radio mangta tha, 1980, cycle 1990, bike 2000, car 2011, bas…
Husband gusse mayaaj tmne ye kesa khana
Husband gusse may:aaj tmne ye kesa khana bnaya hy?Bilkul Gobar jesa!! Wife: Mairey khuda!! Iss…
Kitne armano se shadi ki rat uska
Kitne armano se Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya Wo bare piyar se boli. Aap…
Aik banda baba je k pass gia
AIK BANDA AIK BABA JE K PASS GIA AUR KAHA;BABA JE ‘BEVI’ KA KOI ELAJ…
Husband dear tumhari neck par ajeeb si
Husband: dear tumhari neck par ajeeb si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay….
If u think ur dad mom teacher
If u think ur Dad, Mom, Teacher, Boss, Are strict nd Harsh wid U.. Wait…
Husband apni wife ka janaza le kr
Husband apni wife ka janaza le kr ja raha tha, Janazey k aage 1 kutta…
From her death bed the wife called
From her death bed the wife called her husband.. WIFE: One month after I die,…
Chintu papa whats the difference between mothers
Chintu: Papa What’s the Difference Between Mother’s Tears & Wife’s Tears? Father: Mother’s tears Affect…
Wife shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe
Wife: ‘Shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the tou ab kyun…
Bv ne kameez utari shohar ki
BV ne kameez utari, Shohar ki taraf dekhte hoe shalwar b utar ker boli ‘Pata…
Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha
Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye! Jab yaad aya to…
A good wife alwayz forgives her husband
A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUSBAND wEn . . . she‘s WRONG EVEN!!…
Wife ik bat bolun husband bolo
Wife: Ik bat bolun? Husband: Bolo! Wife: Maaro ge to nahi? Hsbnd: Arey Jan Nai…
Apne sashur ka dulaara hum hain apni
APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUM HAIN, APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUM HAIN, FILHAAL TO…
1st dost yar tum dono ki bv
1st dost yar tum dono ki bv raat ko tumhary bahar rahny per danti hai…
Aadmi apni biwi se begam dekho aaj
Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli…
Wife pori duniya mein chirag le kar
Wife: Pori duniya mein Chirag le kar b dhondo ge To mere jesi biwi nahi…
Husbandill admit im wrong if ull right
Husband:I?ll admit I?m wrong if u?ll admit I?m right! Wife:I agree! u go first! Husband:Ok?I?m…
Train mai aik husband apni wife say
Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun…
Airport pe patnidekhowo couple kiss karte hue
AIRPORT Pe- Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai. Pati:Wo Usse…
Aik professor ne apni biwi se kaha
Aik professor ne apni Biwi se kaha ,dekho tum har waqt mujh per ghaib damaaghi…
Wifetum ny kahbi socha hai k meri
Wife:?Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna…
Bv apne shohar ko darane k liye
BV apne shohar ko darane k liye Kala Libas Pehan ker khari ho gai Shohar…
Judge why did u shoot ur wife
JUDGE: ?WHY did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER? MAN: Your Honour,…
Wife im going to london do u
wife; im going to london do u want any gift? Husband: A British Girl.. wife:ok……
Husband i am going out for five
Husband: I am Going Out For Five Days…! Wife: Ok But Don’t Surprise Me By…
Shadi me dulha k saath barati kyun
Shadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ? . . . . Kyun…
Ek dost apny friend say yar
Ek dost apny friend say: Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty…
Wife hints to husband for a new
Wife hints to husband for a new car saying, “Dear, buy me something that goes…
Wife janu batao tum mujhse kitna
Wife : janu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar krtay ho Husband : bahut zyada Wife…
Acchi bv aur bhoot aik jaise
‘ACCHI BV’ aur ‘BHOOT’ aik jaise hote hain.. Kyun k, inki batain to sab karte…
What is the difference between wife
What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali…
Husband jaan socha call ker loontum miss
Husband: Jaan Socha call ker loon.Tum miss ker rahi hogi? Wife: 5 min pehly jo…
A happy husband comes home from friday
A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers.. He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her…
Wife ap apnay best freind ki bv
Wife: ap apnay best freind ki BV k janazay pay nahi gay. Husband:kis moo say…
Wife last night i saw a dream
Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me. Husband:…
A man was searching these words on
A man was searching these words on Google; ‘How to tackle a wife..’ . Google…
Doctar ap k shohar theek ho
Doctar: Ap k shohar theek ho saktay hn, Agr ap in k khanay, peenay or…
Wife im not feeling good husband its
Wife: Im not feeling good. Husband: It’s too bad. I was thinking to go for…
Husband sir meri wife gumm ho gayi
Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai. Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke…
1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate
1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate ker k record banaya.. Blood bank walo ne…
A husband who forgot his wifes birthday
A husband (who forgot his wife’s birthday) said: ‘How do you expect me to remember…
Wife ive noticed everytime you talk say
WIFE: “I’ve noticed everytime you talk you say, my car, my chair, my TV, everything…
Wife woh kaun si cheez hai jo
Wife: Woh kaun si cheez hai jo tumari nazron k samne hote hove bhi pohanch…
Bv janu tum mujy waise pyar
BV: Janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi krte jaise Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me…
Husband aaj bahar khana khayenge wife kyun
Husband: Aaj bahar khana khayenge. Wife: Kyun meray khanay se bore ho gaye? Husband: Naheen,…
An airline introduced a special package for
An airline introduced a special package for business men. Buy ur ticket get ur wife’s…
Jo admi hmesha hansta rehta hy us
Jo admi hmesha hansta rehta hy Us admi ko urdu zaban me ‘HAS MUKH’ kehte…
Wifeagr me pak ki sab se bari
Wife:agr me pak ki sab se bari choti k2 per charnay me kamyab ho jaon…
Husband kal mere khawab m ek larki
Husband: Kal mere khawab m ek larki aye thi. Wah!Kia larki thi Wife: Akeli ayee…
Hus amp wife talaaq k baad
Hus & wife Talaaq k baad Hus:Bacha mera hay Wife:Waah Jee Waah..! Bartan mera Doodh…
Apple is now working to make an
Apple is now working to make an “i-wife” Slim design, beauty with brain and, most…
A man was asked 2 explain dis
A man was asked 2 explain dis saying: Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes…
Bhengi wifesun ji meri aankhein kajl se
Bhengi wife:sun? ji meri aankhein kaj?l se milti hein na. Husband: tap k ! Kambakhat…
Police kya saboot hay key tum taiz
Police: Kya Saboot hay Key tum Taiz Drive nahi kar rahy thy? Man: Janab !…
Wife aap ko meri khoobsoorti ziyada achi
Wife: Aap ko meri khoobsoorti ziyada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi…..? Husband: Mujhay to tumhari…
Aik aurat aik dental surgen ke paas
Aik aurat aik dental surgen ke paas gaye aor boli mujhe aik daant nikalwaana hai,Mujhe…
Ek maa k liye woh konsa kaam
Ek Maa K Liye Woh Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Beta Karay To Bura Aur Damaad…
Wife tumnay mujay shadi say pahlay kio
wife tumnay mujay shadi say pahlay kio nahi bataya k tumhari pehli hi rani naam…
Husband mujhy samajh nai ati k tum
Husband: Mujhy samajh nai ati, k tum meri Ammi jesi rotiyan kyu nai pkati?? Wife…
Wife wo samay jo admi drink ker
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay…
Wifebht pyar se suniye aaj meri salgirah
Wife:Bht pyar se ‘Suniye! aaj meri salgirah ha, Mujhe koi Mehngi Cheez Le K Dain…
Wife ap mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le
Wife- ap Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na . . . Husband- Chalo…
Husband you know wife our son got
Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he…
Shadi ki 14th anniversary pe husband gehri
Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch me tha. Wife: Kya soch rahay ho?…
Doctor aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram
Doctor: Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai. Ye neend ki goliyan hain…
Onelinerz when i met my
Onelinerz: + When I Met My Wife I Knew She Was ‘Miss Right.!’ I Didnt…
On 20th anniversary husbnd deep in thought
On 20th Anniversary husbnd deep in thought.. Wife: Wat r u thinking? Husbnd: Do u…
Husbnd bv se pani pila do
husbnd b.v se pani pila do b.v:pyaas lagi hai,,, husbnd:gusse se nhi gala chek krna…
Wife to husband ap aaj kahana paka
Wife to Husband: Ap aaj kahana paka rhay hain ya nhe? Husbnd: Nhe na na…
Judge how can you prove were not
Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car? Man: Sir, I was…
1 pathan mujhe shadi me bmw mili
1 Pathan: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He 2 Pathan: Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi…
Wife 2 husband tumhein pyaar karna nahi
Wife 2 husband: Tumhein pyaar karna nahi aata, Hus: Achha to ye 3 bachhe kya…
1 dost meri bivi bohat achi
1 Dost: Meri Bivi Bohat Achi Hai Mujhe Pani b Garam Kr K Deti Hai…
Message of the year women live
Message of the year: Women live a better, longer & peaceful life.. !! Why? Very…
Wife suno ji doctor ne mujhe
Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country…
How woman calls their husband in first
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr…
Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to
Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:zaror tm…
Man 2 pretty girl in bazar i
Man 2 pretty girl in Bazar: I lost my wife here, can U talk to…
Wife comes home late at night quietly
Wife cOmes hOme Late at Night &Quietly Opens the dOor tO Her BedrOom. From under…
Wife is like a tv girlfriend mobile
Wife is like a TV Girlfriend is like a MOBILE At home u watch TV…
Wife khirki k parde lagwa donaya parosi
Wife: Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,Naya Parosi Mujhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hy.. Husband: Aik…
Wife dekho wo aadmi mujhay ghoor k
Wife: Dekho Wo Aadmi mujhay Ghoor Ghoor K Dekh Raha Hai. Husband: Array Janay Do,…