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Student SMS / text messages

  1. TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum?
    STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha
    TEACHER: kia?? ye to murgee ki bemari hay:@
    STUDENT: ap ney mujhy insan kb chora hay ?
    roz hi to murga bana deti ho

    Text message filed under Funny SMS, Student SMS.

  2. TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
    What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
    Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  3. EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
    “Chanda Mama so Gaye,
    Student sarey jage.
    Dekho pakdo yaron,
    Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
    Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
    shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  4. Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
    A=B=C
    it means A=C
    Sir asked student to give example for it!
    Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  5. Teacher: Why are you late?
    Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
    Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
    Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  6. Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
    His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
    Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  7. Teacher : What is your caste ?
    Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
    Fir Rajput hue,
    Fir Sharma ho gaye,
    Abhi hai Darzi….
    Aaage Mummy ki marzi

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  8. School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
    teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
    bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  9. EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
    “Chanda Mama so Gaye,
    Student sarey jage.
    Dekho pakdo yaron,
    Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
    Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
    shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  10. A student was asked 2 write
    a signboard 4 the traffic rules
    near da college campus
    He wrote:-
    “Drive Carefully!
    Don’t kill the students,
    wait for the Teachers”

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  11. TEACHERS:
    Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
    STUDENT:
    Rehne Do Teacher,
    Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  12. A student grabbed a coin,
    Flipped it in the air & said,
    “Head, I go to sleep.”
    Tail, I watch a movie.
    If it stands on the edge I’ll study

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  13. Teacher: Passive me badlo!
    Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
    Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  14. Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
    His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
    Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  15. A student grabbed a coin,
    Flipped it in the air & said,
    “Head, I go to sleep.”
    Tail, I watch a movie.
    If it stands on the edge I’ll study

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  16. A student was asked 2 write
    a signboard 4 the traffic rules
    near da college campus
    He wrote:-
    “Drive Carefully!
    Don’t kill the students,
    wait for the Teachers”

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  17. Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
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    Student:ADNAN SAMI

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  18. TEACHERS:
    Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
    STUDENT:
    Rehne Do Teacher,
    Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  19. Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
    Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
    Gal:Nai
    Boy:Kalle na plz
    Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
    Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  20. Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
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    Student:ADNAN SAMI

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  21. Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
    Sardar: Even
    Teacher: How can you make seven even?
    Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  22. Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
    A=B=C
    it means A=C
    Sir asked student to give example for it!
    Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  23. SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
    1 Time 100rs Fine
    2 Time 200
    3 Time 500
    Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”

    Text message filed under Student SMS.