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Student SMS / text messages

  1. Teacher teaching Algebra to Student A=B=C it means A=C Sir asked student to give example for it! Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p SMS Searched by :-:Student sms in hindi

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  2. SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time 200 3 Time 500 Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?” SMS Searched by :-:essay in hindi on agar pariksha na hotistudents text messagesstudent girlssms on hostel studentssms for a studentmobile sms from hostel studenthostel me girlsgirls hostel meGirl [...]

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  3. TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister? Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM SMS Searched by :-:student sms englishteacher student funny sms in punjabi

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  4. Teacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees SMS Searched by :-:funn sms on teachers and students in hindi

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  5. Teacher: Passive me badlo! Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein! Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  6. Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!! SMS Searched by :-:cool student sms

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  7. Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nai Boy:Kalle na plz Gal:nai mai nai kalungi Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

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  8. TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum? STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha TEACHER: kia?? ye to murgee ki bemari hay:@ STUDENT: ap ney mujhy insan kb chora hay ? roz hi to murga bana deti ho SMS Searched by :-:New fun smsNEWFUNNYSMSwww new latest sms comstudent sms collectionlatest funniest smsnew sardar sms hindinew nice [...]

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  9. TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister? Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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  10. EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU. SMS Searched by :-:teacher student sms in englishGirls student hindi smsstudent cool sms

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  11. Teacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees SMS Searched by :-:Student hindi smsstudant sms hindi

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  12. Teacher teaching Algebra to Student A=B=C it means A=C Sir asked student to give example for it! Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p SMS Searched by :-:hindi messages for studentsAlgebra smssms on algebrasms student in englishTapori school smsteacher student funny sms in englishTeaching algebratext messages sms for [...]

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  13. Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!! SMS Searched by :-:agar pariksha na hoti

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  14. Teacher : What is your caste ? Student : Pehle hum Singh they, Fir Rajput hue, Fir Sharma ho gaye, Abhi hai Darzi…. Aaage Mummy ki marzi SMS Searched by :-:Student sms messagesmummy ki

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  15. School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha, teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho? bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau SMS Searched by :-:adult teacher student smsgarib smsstudent teacher sms english

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  16. EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU. SMS Searched by :-:Exam shuru smsmaamu funny smsmessages for students in hindi

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  17. A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers” SMS Searched by :-:student sms hindiStudent text messagesLove student smsmeaning of jardaa punjabi word in hindisms for teachers in english

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  18. TEACHERS: Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay STUDENT: Rehne Do Teacher, Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti SMS Searched by :-:sms of student

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  19. A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study SMS Searched by :-:students sms messagesFUNNY HINDI TEACHER STUDENT SMS

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  20. Teacher: Passive me badlo! Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein! Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain.. SMS Searched by :-:student-sir smsstudent message

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  21. Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!! SMS Searched by :-:students sms collectionteacher and student joke sms english

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  22. A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study SMS Searched by :-:Student smsteacher student sms hindi

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  23. A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers” SMS Searched by :-:essay in hindi language on pariksha ka bhay

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  24. Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai? . . . . Student:ADNAN SAMI SMS Searched by :-:student teacher sms in englishstudents hindi smsstudents sms in hindiwhat you call the elder sister of your mother in Hindi

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  25. TEACHERS: Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay STUDENT: Rehne Do Teacher, Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti SMS Searched by :-:Studend hindi smsUrdu Student sms

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  26. Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nai Boy:Kalle na plz Gal:nai mai nai kalungi Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz SMS Searched by :-:sms on student

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  27. Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai? . . . . Student:ADNAN SAMI SMS Searched by :-:hindi student message

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  28. Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!! SMS Searched by :-:english sms student slatest sardar teacher student smsstudent english sms

    Text message filed under Student SMS.