Category: Student SMS
Free Student SMS / text messages.collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
wait for the Teachers”
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college…
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
Teacher : What is your caste ? Student : Pehle hum Singh they, Fir Rajput…
TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye…
TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum? STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha TEACHER: kia??…
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nai Boy:Kalle na plz…
Student:ADNAN SAMI
Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne…
No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
Teacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:…
Teacher to Sardar
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How…
you call your Mother as MUM.
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister…
Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
Teacher teaching Algebra to Student A=B=C it means A=C Sir asked student to give example…
A student grabbed a coin,
A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go…
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
TEACHERS: Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay STUDENT: Rehne…
Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Teacher: Passive me badlo! Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam…
New exam song to paper krti
New Exam Song. To Paper Paper Krti He. To Paper Se Kio darti he. Ak…
Student school main gadha le kr aaya
Student School Main Gadha Le Kr Aaya, Miss: Yai Gadha Q Layai Ho?? . ….
Kia khabar thi k chaly gi kabhi
kia khabar thi k chaly gi kabhi aisi bi hawa *mohsin* khushk patton ki tarha…
Ab to board k pprs ki tayari
Ab to board k pprs ki tayari krte krte ye haal hogya., fArAz K ammi…
To the principal high school pak
To, The principal High school Pak Sir, Baat ye hai k mere Abbu ne mujhe…
Teacher agr quaid e azam aik din kay lia zinda
teacher:-agr quaid-e-azam aik din kay lia zinda ho jaya to kia kary gay…………….! student:-wo pakistan…
Doston raat ko prhte ek khayal aya
Dosto’n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya….. Phir Kya Pen Uthaya Aur Likh Di…
1 frndyar me jis larki ko chahta
1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki 2nd: Tumne…
Pahunchna college hamesha late vo kehna sir
Pahunchna college hamesha late Vo kehna sir ka ‘Get out from the class!’ Vo bahar…
A student wrote letter to his father
A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel: Dear Dad, No Money, No…
Students ghazal lagta nahe hy dil
;STUDENTS GHAZAL’ LAGTA NAHE HY DIL MERA HER SAWAL MEY, KIS K BANE HAY YE…
Difficult or boring paperz se bachay tng
Difficult or boring paperz se Bachay tng aa gaye hain,akhir kb tk ho ga ye…
Sham e firaq ab na pooch aaee aur aake
sham-e-firaq ab na pooch, aaee aur aake dhal gaee, dil thha ki phir behel gaya,…
Height of flirting teacher where is
Height Of Flirting Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment Book? . . . . . ….
1 gaon me kisi buzurg k mar
1 gaon me kisi buzurg k mar jane se school me chutti ho gai., School…
Define college student a
Define College Student … ? ‘A College Student Is Not The 0ne Who Reads The…
What is even more painful sentence than
What Is even more Painful Sentence than ‘I Hate U’..? . ‘ I Finished Studying,…
Im sorry to be smiling every time
I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near. I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever…
Larka ro q rhi ho larki
Larka: Ro Q rhi ho? Larki: Mre Marks Boht kum aye hen Larka: kitne aye…
Teacher kisi aisi jagha ka nam btao
Teacher: kisi aisi jagha ka nam btao jaha boht sary log ho phir b ap…
Girls college ki building ko aag lag
Girls college ki building ko aag lag gai, College ki sub girls door khari Huns…
Principal what u want to become in
Principal: what u want to become in future? Student: After studying MBBS, I want to…
Think 100 times before you take a
Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand…
Height of fb addiction a boys
Height of fb addiction: A boy’s FACEBOOK status- i’m online on fb during lecture. Haha…
Jaach mainu aa gayee gham khaan di
Jaach Mainu Aa Gayee, Gham Khaan Di, Hole Hole Ro Ke Je Bharchan Di, Changa…
Waiter your bill sir boy
Waiter : Your bill Sir Boy : Take my Card Waiter : But Sir,this is…
W0rlds smalest sick leave dear sir
W0rlds smalest sick leave.. Dear Sir! ach0o0o0o0on thank you..:)
Saari umar hum mar mar ke jee
Saari umar hum Mar mar ke jee liye Ek pal to ab humein jeene do…
Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya
Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya…
Height of techncl overdose a cmputr
HeiGht Of Techncl Overdose: A Cmputr Student Fallng from D Roof Of a Building n…
Teacher batao kay maths ka kya matlab
Teacher: batao kay maths ka kya matlab hai: student: sir maths meanz . M: Mental…
Teacher did you do your homework
Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? ……Teacher: I have…
Smiling is infectious you catch it like
Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu; When someone smiled at me 2day…
Student remix of amplifaer kaaliyan lenaa
*STUDENT REMIX OF AMPLIFAER* Kaaliyan lenaa we paper nu mai laawaa Speed mai 220 di…
If every one is happy with you
If Every One is HAPPY With You, Then surely u have made many COMPROMISES in…
Student life memories one side love
Student life Memories One Side LOVE Silent Mode Mobiles Bus Stand Comedies Cafe Foods Escape…
Yaad hy tmhe wo school k din
Yaad Hy Tmhe Wo School k Din.? Hm Kitna Kehltay Thy Baatain Kartay Thy. Larrtay…
Teachr gurbat ki had kia ha
Teachr: Gurbat ki had kia ha? Studnt: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kiss…
Commerce ki larki kisi larkay ko jab
‘Commerce ki larki kisi larkay ko jab gali de to kaise gali de gi’ ‘salay…
New philosophy relatives who dont wish
New Philosophy: ‘Relatives Who Don’t Wish Me On My Birthday, . . Have No Right…
Ghum e zindagi sunaon mera school khul rha
Ghum-e-zindagi sunaon? Mera school khul rha ha, Me khushi kaha se laun mera school khul…
Teacher papu aik sans main jawab do
Teacher.. Papu aik sans main jawab do 1.National Assembly ki speaker ka nam btao? 2.Minare…
Teacher tum late q aye ho student
Teacher: Tum late Q aye ho? Student: Ami Abu larh rahe thay. Teacher: Wo larh…
Education related songs school ye dunya
=Education Related Songs= *SCHOOL- Ye dunya ye mehfil mere kam ki nhi.. *TUTION- idhar chala…
Wo clas ki parhayi wo pyar bhari
Wo clas ki parhayi wo pyar bhari batain Wo sylabus ki Tension Wo examz ki…
Shaam e fursat dhalay hum nahi chahatay ghum say
Shaam-e-Fursat Dhalay, Hum Nahi Chahatay, Ghum Say Fursat Milay, Hum Nahi Chahatay….. Phir Naya Waar…
2 profesors khaali plate me roti lga
2 Profesors khaali plate me roti lga kr kha rhy thy Waiter: sir, Ap ye…
Teacher what is half of 8
Teacher: What is half of 8? Student: Depend krta hai mam agar horizontaly aadha kro…
Jab question paper ho out of control
Jab Question Paper ho out of Control. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold…. Answer sheet…
Teacher batao a ke baad kya aata
Teacher: Batao A ke baad kya aata hay. Bachha bohat der sochta hay phir jawab…
Hokomat se hamara mutaliba mutaliba mutalibaa
Hokomat se… Hamara Mutaliba . . . Hamara Mutaliba. . . Hamara Mutalibaa . ….
A civil engineer askd 2 an architect
A civil engineer askd 2 an architect wat is d technical fault in women’s body?…
Maah e exams ke aakhri ashray ki duaya allah
MAAH-E-EXAMS Ke Aakhri Ash’ray Ki Dua:…… ‘Ya Allah! Is Dafa Pass Kara Day, Aglay Saal…
Teacher can you see god
Teacher : Can you see God? Class : No Teacher : Can you touch God?…
Newtons universal law of love every
Newtons Universal Law Of Love: Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl with…
We smoke for a few days and
We smoke for a few days and get addicted to it… But,,, I am studying…
Teacher batao kutta puch q hilata hai
Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..? Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi…
Sir samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye
SIR- Samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye.. Boy- Mujhe..?? SIR- Samaj na tere baap ka kya…
Teacher yeh result per kis k signature
Teacher: Yeh result per kis k signature hain ? . @ @ @ @ 22…
English teacher tell me 3 sentences
English teacher: Tell me 3 sentences in diffrnt tense with examples. Boy: I saw your…
Kisi ko ishq mein judaiyan maar deti
Kisi ko ISHQ mein judaiyan Maar deti hein, Kisi ko PYAR ki Gehraiyan maar deti…
Log kch din cigrete pite hain or
Log kch din cigrete pite hain or aadi ho jate hain. Muje dkho Mai Bachpan…
Papapaper kasy howa s0nbohat acha howa
Papa_Paper kasy howa? S0n_Bohat acha howa Q k paper par leka tha k Dye gay…
Teacherbatao kutta punch keun hilata hai
Teacher:Batao Kutta Punch keun Hilata Hai? Student:keun kay Punch Main Itni Takat Nahi Hoti Kay…
A lion sleeps 18 hours a day
A Lion sleeps 18 hours a day….. If hard work is the only key to…
Ustaad shagird se agar tum ne
Ustaad Shagird se: ‘Agar tum ne kal tak fees jama na karwai tou main tumhen…
Bachy 1 lrki ko ghaseet k schol
Bachy 1 Lrki Ko Ghaseet K schol Ly Ja Rhy Thy 1Bzurg Bole: Isko Chor…
Innocent line written on t shirt of a
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student.. ‘Student are not Cheaters we just really…
What is another painful sentence other than
What is another painful sentence other than ‘I Hate You.’ . . . ……. ….
When i was studying my m0m calling
…*When i was studying my m0m was calling me. but i didn’t responsed i was…
Parhae nhi aasaan bas itna samajh lijiye
Parhae nhi aasaan bas itna samajh lijiye… . . . . . . . ….
Mohabbat ki kasam wo aisa nahi tha
Mohabbat Ki Kasam Wo Aisa Nahi Tha !! Wo apna Tha Magar Lagta nahi Tha…