SMS Jan

Student SMS & text messages.

Student SMS / text messages

  1. wait for the Teachers”

    A student was asked 2 write
    a signboard 4 the traffic rules
    near da college campus
    He wrote:-
    “Drive Carefully!
    Don’t kill the students,
    wait for the Teachers”

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  2. Teacher: Passive me badlo!

    Teacher: Passive me badlo!
    Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
    Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  3. Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

    TEACHERS:
    Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
    STUDENT:
    Rehne Do Teacher,
    Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  4. A student grabbed a coin,

    A student grabbed a coin,
    Flipped it in the air & said,
    “Head, I go to sleep.”
    Tail, I watch a movie.
    If it stands on the edge I’ll study

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  5. shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

    EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
    “Chanda Mama so Gaye,
    Student sarey jage.
    Dekho pakdo yaron,
    Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
    Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
    shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  6. Teacher teaching Algebra to Student

    Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
    A=B=C
    it means A=C
    Sir asked student to give example for it!
    Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  7. you call your Mother as MUM.

    TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
    What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
    Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  8. Boy got a 0 in EXAM.

    Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
    His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
    Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  9. Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

    Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
    Sardar: Even
    Teacher: How can you make seven even?
    Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

    Text message filed under Student SMS.

  10. Why are you late

    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
    Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
    Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees

    Text message filed under Student SMS.