Student SMS / text messages

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers”

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai? . . . . Student:ADNAN SAMI

TEACHERS: Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay STUDENT: Rehne Do Teacher, Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nai Boy:Kalle na plz Gal:nai mai nai kalungi Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai? . . . . Student:ADNAN SAMI

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

Teacher teaching Algebra to Student A=B=C it means A=C Sir asked student to give example for it! Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time 200 3 Time 500 Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister? Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Teacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees

Teacher: Passive me badlo! Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein! Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nai Boy:Kalle na plz Gal:nai mai nai kalungi Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum? STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha TEACHER: kia?? ye to murgee ki bemari hay:@ STUDENT: ap ney mujhy insan kb chora hay ? roz hi to murga bana deti ho

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister? Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Teacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees

Teacher teaching Algebra to Student A=B=C it means A=C Sir asked student to give example for it! Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p

Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!

Teacher : What is your caste ? Student : Pehle hum Singh they, Fir Rajput hue, Fir Sharma ho gaye, Abhi hai Darzi…. Aaage Mummy ki marzi

School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha, teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho? bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau

EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers”

TEACHERS: Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay STUDENT: Rehne Do Teacher, Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study

Teacher: Passive me badlo! Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein! Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..

Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study