Category: SMS Punch

jis guarde ne Salman taseer ko kutte ki mout mara hai aisa guard Zardari (kutte)…

Hazrat MOHAMMAD (S.A.W. ) ne farmaya: Agar köi shakhs kisi kaam ke karne ki qasam…

Pani Ki Talab Ho To 1 Kaam Kia Kar. Karbala K Naam Pe 1 Jam…

‘Mohsin’ jab se HAIDER (a.s) O MUSLIM (a.s) k Ser Katey….. OLAD E BUTURAB ne…

‘Bhang k 2 glass 3 ghantay 1.5 ton a/c jitni cooling dete hain. Agar ghar…

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no…

hhahahhah….Yahan to Tush bhi nehi hai Bo0or Site hai yai to………

Yawe sada khazey da 1 dukandar na kapre wagste, Dukandar: Sanga me arzany dr kry…

aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal chaheay mujay kisi dost ne mangi hay agar kisi…

Tanha Shaks Mehfooz Hai, Har Gunah Ki Takmeel 2 Afraad Se Hoti Hai. (Sheikh Abdul…

Karo wada kih mujhy kabhi bhulayo gy nahi Jo sath chaly ho to sath chhor…

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Now that you’re legal The first round is on…

‘Agar Insaan ki Qeemat lagani ho to uski Ehsaas-e-Zimmedaari se lagao, Jitna us main Ehsas-e-Zimmedaari…

HÃ¥r pÃ¥l HÃ¥r dìñ HÃ¥r waqt HÃ¥r lmhÃ¥ HÃ¥r Ã¥hÃ¥t HÃ¥r èhsåås Aur dìl kì…

Har khushi hansi mange Aapse, Harpol khushbu mange Aapse, Itni roshni ho apki zindgi me…

Dukandar: Is bori pay mat baithna, Phatt jaye gi…! Gaahak: kyun, is main ghubaary hain?…

First It Is Taken Away from Me And now I am home again. I can…

What recketh he his rider’s angry stir, His flattering `Holla’ or his `Stand, I say’?…

To be sure of hitting the target in your life…. Shoot first, And whatever you…

I feel something in my heart, Its like a little flame, every time I see…

Ek Din Yeh Aadat Tujhey Rulaye Gi ‘ Sanam ‘ Tu jo Chord Deta hai…

My Dear Child! Finally V Got Independence 4 Our Nation 2day Sender:Quaid-e-Azam+923008000080 Sent:14-Aug-1947 Sorry for…

”Kabhi Apne Dost ki Sachai ka Imtehan NA lo, kya pata us Waqt Wo Majbur…

Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the…

Beautiful girls don’t like to study bcoz… they know k dunia k ksi kone me…

muni badnam huwi darling tara liya ya jando baam huwi darling tara liya kia hal…

My paiN turNed to sadnEss and My saddnEss to aNgEr. My aNgEr greW tO hatE…

firaq-e-dida hun main vasl-e-yar baqi ha Khizan rasida chaman ki bahar baqi ha hava to…

+?*******I miss u********?+ +?****when i am alone****?+ +?*******I miss u********?+ +?****when i am worried.**?+ +?*******I…

Oye Phuddi Dyeo . . . . . %%%% . . . 2%%% . ….

Be nice to you sibling. They are your best link to your past. Be prepared…

I am in love, I am passionate about him, I loving every moment of it…

Ye Badalti Rutai’n Ye Dubte Huey Arman Ye Terti Hui Musafatai’n Ye Jalte Diye Ye…

What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has ,…

Ek dost bola tu shadi kis se karega? Mein ne kaha mein shadi shuda hon….

LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE – {***} Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi…

Aapko Muskurana hi hoga Jub Raat KoAapki Yaad Aati Hai, Sitaroon Main Aapki Tasveer Nazar…

us kii hasarat ha jise dil se miTaa bhii na sakoN DhuNdna us ko chalaa…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi., Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.; Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!…

Mena da dilbar che me khyaluno k razi Da naz khanda khabare me yaduno k…

Tere Har Dukh Ko Apna Bana Lon, Tere Har Gum Ko Dil Se Laga Lon,…

You Are Poetry You come outside To view the faint sunset Light bewildered by trees…

The cross of Christ shows us that God’s love is of deepest descent… universal distribution…

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Unki Gaali…

Wen things go wrong… Wen sadness fills ur heart… wen tears flow in ur eyes……

Kuch ehsason ke saye dil ko chu jate hain, kuch manzar dil mein utar jate…

‘ Mujhe Aaj tak na khabar hui k me kis diye ki aag hoon..? ADRESH…

1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya or Police…

Hum to mit jaen ge ae arz e Watan lekin tum ko zinda rehna hae…

Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao. Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho…

che khatir da pake khawre she ‘KHATIRA’ domra ma kawa khatir da cha da stergo

Load Shedding K Fawaaid: Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi Bijli Ka Bill…

Tum aao to hum bhi EID karen Hasrat hai tumhari deed karen Kuch der to…

‘Phr utha Hath behre Dua ya Nabi! ‘Shad ho jae khalqe khuda’ya Nabi! ‘Ye watan…

fever tu thora buht utar gya hai.. lakin abhi virus completely khatm nhi hua… ksi…

Waalid ki Aoulad kay Haq mein Dua Kerna aesay he hai jaisy koe Nabi apni…

MAA K DLAL,,BEHAN FROSH KUTTY, KMINEY L SINGH,,NA MALOM KI ULAD

A Fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer….. So There is…

Jub gunahon k bawajood Rub-ul-izzat se naimaten musalsal tumhen milti rahen, toh hosheyar ho jana…

Dunya ki har Fizaa mein Ujaala Rasool(PBUH) ka, yeh saari Kainaat hai Sadqa Rasool(PBUH) ka,…

Yao Akhiri Guna Kawom No Biya Toba Kawoma, Da Shondo Tanda mataom No Biya Toba…

GSG PUKAAR. HUKMARANO Ye Dolat B Lay Lo Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo…

The swearing (by the seller) may persuade the buyer to purchase the goods but that…

One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another is…

/”/””””””/ / / ( * / /_ /___________ / // // is se pehle k…

SAMINA ke shadi me hoe itne phool nichavar……….. camera man AHMAD FARAZ k sath GEo…

Make for me a place within your heart On which I can depend. For only…

Coming 10th oct 2010 at 10 am 10 minits and 10 second the time and…

Abu Hurayrah (may Allaah be pleased with him) reported that the Prophet SAWS (peace and…

Time flies. in the rush… We forget to stop and tell the people we love…

if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put…

RABI HASSAN RAJPUT SINGHANVI .._|___________/_ ../ ///// _(__)__ () ./_________(___() …)—–(_(__)) ..//—-// .//—-// //____// *KING*…

main to sharam k maaray larkiyon ko dekhta tak nai ;faraz; aur wo kahti hy…

Hadees-e-Pak s.a.w.w ‘Jab koi banda Allah ki naimat pr Alhamdulilah kehta hai to Allah usko…

Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi ho, Us k husbnd ka lun 7.5 inch…

1 Zamane k log ase honge k, Emandar ko bewakuf, dhokhebaz ko aqalmand, or be…

‘TUMHARA naam kisi ajnabi k lab pe tha ‘WASI’ baat zara si thi magar dil…

Ma “RAHMAN” asi zarge belale na dy, Haqeqat dy 6 da yaar sara”2.D” da….!

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish…

:: AL-QURAN :: Sabr or namaz se madad talab kero, beshak namaz zaroor muskill hai…

/’ ( * /’ |||| _.-’-._ _.-’-._ |||| ||||_(_____) (_____) |||| *Rabi_Ul_Awal* *%Mubarak%* /**%*Ho*%**/

jaal jao karhii dhoop main khamoshi se lekin. Apnoon se kabhe saya e dewaar na…

oi debora… acho que não consegui te mostrar o quanto te adoro.. se cuida.. beijo…..

Kyu hame kisiki talash hoti hai, kyu dil ko kisiki aas hoti hai, chand ko…

Thou ought to be nice, even to superstition, in keeping thy promises, and therefore equally…

Dil ki Aakhoon se kaam leita hoon, un k Daaman ko thaam leita hoon, Door…

kisi ki madad kartay waqt us k chehray ki janib mat daikho, ho sakta hay…

Sari Dunia Ke Riwajon Say Baghawat Ki Thi Yaad Aata Hai Mene Bhi Mohabbat Ki…