Category: Funny Shayri
Funny Shayri
Aaj shadi mein maizbanon na daigon gosht
Aaj Shadi Mein Maizbanon Na Daigon Gosht Banaya Hai Mota Aa Gaya To Samjho Gosht…
Tumharay bina zindagi mai hai sannata tum
Tumharay Bina Zindagi Mai Hai Sannata Tum He Mera Kabab Tumhi Mera Paratha Ye Dil…
Abhi to main jawaan hoon isi liye
Abhi To Main Jawaan Hoon Isi Liye Kaptaan Hoon Jo Muntazir Thee Larkian Woh Ho…
Tujhse pyar kerne ki aaisi saza payi
Tujhse Pyar Kerne Ki Aaisi Saza Payi Hai……. Tujhse Pyar Kerne Ki Aaisi Saza Payi…
Shyari ko ghaans samajh kar sabhi ghade
Shyari Ko Ghaans Samajh Kar Sabhi Ghade Charne Lage Sher Samahjne Aaye Na Aaye Sar…
Ghotalo mein no 1 hai india is
Ghotalo Mein No 1 Hai India Is The Best Ghuskhori Mein No 1 Hai India…
Yeh jo chilman hai saathi thumhara isko
Yeh Jo Chilman Hai Saathi Hai Thumhara, Isko Thum Math Hatana, Varna Dar Jaye Ga…
Tu jo kah de to aasman se
Tu Jo Kah De To Aasman Se Seetare Main Tod Laoun Bas Ek Lambi Sidhi…
Kya kar raha hoo bussy ho kitana
Kya Kar Raha Hoo? Bussy Ho? Kitana Bussy Ho.Thoda Ho Ya Bhout Ho? Agar Thoda…
Hum bhi sundar phool hain tum ho
Hum Bhi Sundar Phool Hain Tum Bhi Sundar Phool Ho Hum Hindi Ke Phool Hain…
Tum ho pakistani yeh kaha mujh say
Tum Ho Pakistani Yeh Kaha Mujh Say Aik Mam Nay Jab Main Khra Tha Holly…
Darde dil mein gham ki kaliyan khilti
Darde Dil Mein Gham Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hai, Tanhai Aksar Humse Milte Hai, Tum Ne…
Saree may parag pehen ke dekhi to
Saree May Saree Parag Saree Saree May Saree Parag Saree Pehen Ke Dekhi To Kharab…
Biwi ke karchoon ne kabhi chen se
Biwi Ke Karchoon Ne Kabhi Chen Se Rehney Na Diya Humney Bhi Apney Sab Armaano…
Khuda kasam inn hasiinao ka dil badaa
Khuda Kasam Inn Hasiinao Ka Dil Badaa Hota Hai Iss Mai Jitnne Ahiq Sama Jaye…
Dabbay main dabba khargosh nana nay aankh
Dabbay Main Dabba, Dabbay Main Khargosh Nana Nay Aankh Mari, Nani Behosh
I said 1 she lets have fun
I Said 1 She Said Lets Have Fun, I Said 2 She Said Remove Youe…
Jab khayal aaya ki kay hai tu
Jab Khayal Aaya Ki Kay Hai Tu Cheez Jisne Logon Ki Zindagi Badal Di Bas…
Har roz nayi larki ko phansatay hain
Har Roz Nayi Larki Ko Phansatay Hain … Har Roz Nayi Larki Ko Phansatay Hain…
Na tum chhat par aateen woh deewana
Na Tum Chhat Par Aateen Na Woh Deewana Hota Na Tum Patthar Maarteen Na Woh…
Sin theta upon cos tan man
Sin Theta Upon Cos Theta = Tan Theta Man Ki Shakti Tan Ki Shakti Bournvita
Silsila yeh chaahat ka ash ne na
Silsila Yeh Chaahat Ka Ash Ne Na Bujhne Diya Aajkal Vivek Ke Peech Goome Lekar…
Gururumma guru whisky vodka ginneshwara gurur scotcha
Gururumma, Guru Whisky, Guru Vodka, Ginneshwara, Gurur Scotcha, Param Brandi, Tasmaishri Beer, Alchoholal Namah… By…
Gaadi station par khadi khidki khuli thi
Gaadi Station Par Khadi Khidki Khuli Thi Main Andar, Voh Bahar Nazron Se Nazrein Mili…
Chalo sajna jahan tak ghata chale chale
Chalo Sajna Jahan Tak Ghata Chale…. Chalo Sajna Jahan Tak Ghata Chale… Aage Jaake Taxi…
Teri jhulphe ghana andhera ho ja takla
Teri Jhulphe Ghana Andhera Ho Ja Takla Kar De Savera
Kya bataau tumhe in aasuo ki haqeeqat
Kya Bataau Tumhe In Aasuo Ki Haqeeqat? Jo Samjho Tho Sab Kuch…. Na Samjho Toh…
Enjoy these filmi definations pentiumii amp pentium
Enjoy These Filmi Definations, Pentiumii & Pentium I :== Bade Miyan Chote Miyan An Employee…
Jab bhi teri aankhon main dekhta hoon
Jab Bhi Teri Aankhon Main Dekhta Hoon Jab Bhi Teri Aankhon Main Dekhta Hoon Doob…
Ke kisine khub farmaya hai ki aajke
Ke Kisine Khub Farmaya Hai Ki Aajke Zamane Mein Bewafai Karne Walon Ki Kami Nahin…
Es ka gum nahi ke pait tum
Es Ka Gum Nahi Ke‚Â Pait Tum Ne Kya Kyu Kharab Iska Gum Hai Ke…
Aa kar ke meri kabar pe tune
Aa Kar Ke Meri Kabar Pe Tune Jo Muskura Diya Bijli Falak Se Gir Padi…
I start my day by sitting on
I Start My Day By Sitting On A Chair, Giving My Monitor A Hard,Cold Stare,…
Ye duniya ik stage hai hum kirdar
Ye Duniya Ik Stage Hai Hum Kirdar Hein Zyada Dhoke Baz Aur Kum Imandaar Hein…
Ek bar patrkar ne netaji par chalayi
Ek Bar Ek Patrkar Ne Ek Netaji Par Chalayi Rang Bhari Pichkari, Netaji Ki Thi…
Suno gaur se pepsi walo buri nazar
Suno Gaur Se Pepsi Walo, Buri Nazar Na Coke Pe Dalo, Chahe Jitna Dew Pila…
Tanhaaiyon mein aksar aansoo baha rahe hai
Tanhaaiyon Mein Aksar Aansoo Baha Rahe Hai Duniya Ke Liye Phir Bhi Ham Muskura Rahe…
Your eyes my dear are like two
Your Eyes My Dear….. Are Like Two Stars…. Your Cheeks Are Like A Rose….. The…
Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur
Mehil Saji Thi Msgs Ka Tha Daur, Sms Maine Kia Tha Kisi Ne Na Kia…
Mein rokeya si tenu bazaar ch ki
Mein Rokeya Si Tenu Bazaar Ch, Ki Kasoor Seega Enna Wadda Mera, Ki Fadd Leya…
Jamin main kuch nami si thi phoolo
Jamin Main Kuch Nami Si Thi, Phoolo Ke Aanchal Main Kuch Kami Si Thi, Meri…
Sardar yar mujhe 1 hathora or
Sardar : Yar Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Keel Chahiye Computer K Lye. Sales Man :…
Aap ke pyar ne diwana bana diya
Aap Ke Pyar Ne Diwana Bana Diya Aadmi To Hum Kam Ke The Magar Aapne…
Janat ki seatain to purr hoo chuki
Janat Ki Seatain To Purr Hoo Chuki Tun Jaldi Say Jahunum Main Warr Imam Deana
Sittam to ye tha wo daiti na
Sittam To Ye Tha Wo Daiti Na Thi Meray Sawal Ka Jawab Wo Daiti To…
Ye labz bhi tumhi se hai khayalat
Ye Labz Bhi Tumhi Se Hai Ye Khayalat Bhi Tumhi Se Hai Tum To Hamesha…
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan jaan ke
Teri Gali Whicho Langaa Ge Jaan-Jaan Ke Saanu Pata Ae Ki Tu Thane Report Likhvayi…
Yeh document meetings features ki duniya insaan
Yeh Document Yeh Meetings Yeh Features Ki Duniya Yeh Insaan Ke Dushman Cursors Ki Duniya…
the end you have just watched
****************** ****************** ****************** ******The End****** You Have Just Watched My New Film -Å— Taare Mobile…
Dard sehne ki fita kudrat ne har
Dard Sehne Ki Fita Kudrat Ne Har Einsaan Mein Banai Hai Yahi To Vo Cheez…
Raat ka saaya tha vo mere ghar
Raat Ka Saaya Tha Vo Mere Ghar Aaya Tha Duur Se Hum Dono Ki Nazren…
Aaj ka zamana aisa hai ki subha
Aaj Ka Zamana Aisa Hai Ki Subha Uthoge To Kutta Ko Utana Padega Use Nasta…
Aye baghwan mujhe bhi us motu ke
Aye Baghwan Mujhe Bhi Us Motu Ke Tarah Lift Kara De Bangla Motar Car Mujhe…
Jab bhi milne ko kehta hoon mein
Jab Bhi Milne Ko Kehta Hoon Mein Use, Koi Na Koi Woh Bahana Banati Hai,…
Kambakhat ne aik hi jhatke men mera
Kambakhat Ne Aik Hi Jhatke Men Mera Piyaar Bhara Dil Tor Diya Dawat Ke Bahane…
Aaj kare to kal kar so parso
Aaj Kare To Kal Kar Kal Kare So Parso Itni Jaldi Kion Padi Hai Jab…
Jalli ko aag kehte hain bujhi rakh
Jalli Ko Aag Kehte Hain, Bujhi Ko Rakh Kehte Hain Cobra Ko Naag Kehte Hain…
Jab bhi boul bol re bande pahale
Jab Bhi Boul Bol Re Bande Pahale Usko Tol , Boul Bohat Anmol Hain Lekin…
Hum bhi khush ho sakte the agar
Hum Bhi Khush Ho Sakte The Agar Unhone Apna Banaya Hota, Khudkusi Pe Khuda Utar…
Om shanti ka dialogue students ke andaaz
Om Shanti Om Ka Dialogue Students Ke Andaaz Mein Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone…
Hum unke ghar ghuse hi unhone table
Hum Unke Ghar Ghuse Hi, Unhone Table Pe Khana Laga Diya, Hum Unke Ghar Ghuse…
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho
Sadak Per Sab Kahe Kya Cute Ho Bhir Main Sab Kahe Side Ho Side Ho…
Aik ladka tha deewana sa net use
Aik Ladka Tha Deewana Sa Net Use Kia Karta Tha Chori Chori Chopke Chopke Email…
Ik paradesi door se aaya ladki par
Ik Paradesi Door Se Aaya Ladki Par Haq Apna Jataaya Ghar Waalon Ne Haami Bhar…
Khali batwa us ke hathoon main thama
Khali Batwa Us Ke Hathoon Main Thama Deta Hoon Main Yun Hatheli Par Kabhi Sarsoo…
Konse shahe se likha tha tumne eis
Konse Shahe Se Likha Tha, Tumne Eis Dil Pe Apna Naam. White Out Bhi Eistimaal…
Ishq ko dard e sar kahne wale sune humne
Ishq Ko Dard-E-Sar Kahne Wale Sune, Humne Bhi Ye Dard Apne Sar Le Liya Humari…
One who smokes has a smoky heart
One Who Smokes Has A Smoky Heart One Who Drinks Has An Alcoholic Heart. So…
Kaha kisi ne majnu se ke khuda
Kaha Kisi Ne Majnu Se Ke Khuda Tujse Milna Chahta Hai. Roj Tujko Milne Ki…
Hum raat ki tanhayee mein aavaaz diya
Hum Raat Ki Tanhayee Mein Aavaaz Diya Karte Hain Aur Sitaroan Se Aapka Jikr Kiya…
Girl friend kya sath kamre ander table
Girl Friend Kya Sath. Kamre Kya Ander… Table Kya Upper… Batti Kya Neacha… De… Tacatac…
Police tumhe kal subah 5 baje
Police : Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phasi Di Jayegi. Sardar : Ha Ha Ha…
Mere ghar se tere dar tak ek
Mere Ghar Se Tere Dar Tak Ek Raah Aisee Nahin Rastay Bahoot Hain Choudey-Choudey Ek…
Tu na bulayegi mujhe fir bhi
Tu Na Bulayegi Mujhe ….. Fir Bhi Teri Gali Me Aayunga ….. Tu Aagar Na…
1st ever intelligent sardar teacher what
1st Ever Intelligent Sardar. Teacher : What Do U Call A Person Who Cannot Hear…
Main gaya chatt te kaa nahi aaya
Main Gaya Chatt Te, Kaa Nahi Aaya. Main Pai Churi O Khan Nahi Aaya, Main…
Hari ghas hai dil mera udaas cheating
Hari Hari Ghas Hai Dil Mera Udaas Hai Cheating Kaise Karoo Teacher Mere Paas Hai
Bola tha tere liye chand tod laoonga
Bola Tha Tere Liye Chand Tod Laoonga Magar Yeh Ho Na Paya Bola Tha Tere…
Main keha tusi mitha aam ho coca
Main Keha Tusi Mitha Aam Ho Coca Cola Da Jam Ho Sir Dard Ka Balm…
Dil se laga kar dekh meri yadon
Dil Se Dil Laga Kar Dekh Meri Yadon Mein Aansu Bahake Toh Dekh Sms Kya…
Woh larki kitni pyaari thi jis ko
Woh Larki Kitni Pyaari Thi Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi…
Zara si mobile main de jaga tu
Zara Si Mobile Main De Jaga Tu Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja Zara Sent Items…
Aye dil e nashad naseehat mat de ke
Aye Dil-E- Nashad Naseehat Mat De Ke Dil Yeh Ghabraye Aur Ullu Ka Pattha Main…
Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali
Duniya Bhar Ki Khushiyan Hamare Saath Chali Qadam Mila Ke Jo Hamare Saath Aap Chali…
Haqiqat ko meri naa dil se lagana
Haqiqat Ko Meri Naa Dil Se Lagana, Main Ekk Shoonya Nahin Koi Thikana. Koi Mujhko…
May i sell my sister in the
May I Sell My Sister In The Yard Sale? ‘Cause She Cries Most Of The…
When i was born shitaan saidahh another
When I Was Born Shitaan Said….Ahh Another Angel But When U Were Born Shaitaan Said…Ohh…
Aarzoo e tamanna hai tujhe pane ki ki par
Aarzoo-E-Tamanna Hai Tujhe Pane Ki… Aarzoo-E-Tamanna Hai Tujhe Pane Ki, Par Tujhe To Baatein Aa…