Category: Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

Dil phephre aur gurda sare ho gaye

Dil Phephre Aur Gurda Sare Ho Gaye Hen Murda Ager Saans Bhee Leta Hun Saath…

Funny Shayri

Kabhi paunche paseene ko dhakata hai soorat

Kabhi Paunche Paseene Ko Kabhi Dhakata Hai Soorat Ko Kabhi Gaalon Ko Choota Hai Kabhi…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Kabhi kabhi lagta hai yun hi bewajah si

Kabhi-Kabhi Lagta Hai Yun Hi Bewajah Si Beet Rahi Hai Zindagi Jaise Ek Hi Dhuri…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Khuda aaisa ker ke hasino baap mar

Khuda Aaisa Ker Ke Hasino Ke Baap Mar Jay Hum Uss Bahane Se Unse Milne…

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Good english read along woof roof loof

Good English:- Read Along Woof, Roof, Loof, Shoof, Shoof, Woof, Loof, Roof, Poof, Woof Woof,…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Mausam mast hai mahol zabardast apne kaam

Mausam Mast Hai Mahol Zabardast Hai Apne Apne Kaam Me Sab Vyast Hai Socha Phone…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Kash is eid par main tara bakra

Kash Is Eid Par Main Tara Bakra Hota Aur Tu Ne Mujy Pyar Say Pakra…

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Aye mere dost tu bhi shayri likha

Aye Mere Dost Tu Bhi Shayri Likha Kar Meri Tarah Tera Bhi Naam Ho Jaayega…

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Is duniyaa mein gum woh cheez hai

Is Duniyaa Mein Gum Woh Cheez Hai Is Duniyaa Mein Gum Woh Cheez Hai Is…

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Agar karne lage engineer dr ka kaam

Agar Karne Lage Engineer Dr. Ka Kaam To Samaj Lo Ho Gaya Marij Ka Kaam…

Funny Shayri

A aristocrat b bagpiper c contessa d

A Aristocrat B Bagpiper C Contessa D Director Special E Eight Pm F Fun Drop…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Kal kiya tha unone karva chouth din

Kal Kiya Tha Unone Karva Chouth Din Bhar Di Bhukhe Marne Ki Dhouns Per Mooh…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Chand ne chandni bikhraate hue poocha apne

Chand Ne Chandni Bikhraate Hue Poocha Apne Husn Par Zara Itraate Hue Poocha Kaun Hai…

Funny Shayri

Pehla question dekh kar wah ho

Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi, Teen Line…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics, Punjabi Shayri

Nahi wikhda shayrinet te har koi ajjkal

Nahi Wikhda Shayri.Net Te, Har Koi Ajjkal Ehi Kehnda Hai, Kamm Bahut Hai Sites Te…

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Tu meri saanson mein is tarah samaayi

Tu Meri Saanson Mein Is Tarah Samaayi Hai Jaise Baajre Ke Khet Mein Bhens Ghus…

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Kya zikr karoon uss pal ka main

Kya Zikr Karoon Uss Pal Ka Main Wafa Patvar Hath Mein Aur Kashti Mein Surag…

Funny Shayri

Tamari zulfo ne kabu ma rakho kai

Tamari Zulfo Ne Kabu Ma Rakho, Tamari Zulfo Ne Kabu Ma Rakho, Kai Ketlay Na…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Kiraya makaan ka ada karne jaoun ke

Kiraya Makaan Ka Ada Karne Jaoun Ke Bazaz-O-Khyaat Ka Bil Chukaoun Dava Laoun Ya Daktar…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Dekh kar nigah e goli zamane ki aaj than

Dekh Kar Nigah-E-Goli Zamane Ki Aaj Than Li Hai Humne Nahane Ki Ae Begum Na…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Maine tujh ko khoon ke letters likhey

Maine Tujh Ko Khoon Ke Letters Likhey In Ko Ink Waley Letter Mat Samjhna Hum…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Muje mil jati sapno ki sehjadi agar

Muje Mil Jati Sapno Ki Sehjadi, Agar Musaraf Ki Beti Se Hoti Meri Sadi, Hota…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Teri yaad ki bhagvan se dua maangta

Teri Yaad Ki Bhagvan Se Dua Maangta Hoon Teri Yaad Ki Bhagvan Se Dua Maangta…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Tum agar khudko kaam wali samajhti ho

Tum Agar Khudko Kaam Wali Samajhti Ho To Naakara Main Bhi Nahi Tum Agar Khudko…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Hume to gairo ne loota apno mein

Hume To Gairo Ne Loota Apno Mein Kaha Dum Tha Mera Accident Wahi Hua Jaha…

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Kaash hum ek text hoteek click mein

Kaash Hum Ek Text Hote,Ek Click Mein Hum Aapke Paas Hote, Bhale Chaye Tum Mujhe…

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Ji toh kiya ki tere surkh hotho

Ji Toh Kiya Ki Tere Surkh Hotho Ko Chooom Lun Magar Teri Bahti Naak Ne…

Funny Shayri

Kali kambli kala ambar rang kadhai ka

Kali Kambli, Kala Ambar, Kala Rang Kadhai Ka, Ek Toe Unki Yaad Sataye, Aur Duje…

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Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar

Tumse Kitna Pyar Hai Dil Mein Utar Kar Dekh Lo Tumse Kitna Pyar Hai Dil…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Tujhe main chand kaheta tha magar usme

Tujhe Main Chand Kaheta Tha Magar Usme Bhi Daag Hai Tujhe Main Chand Kaheta Tha…

Funny Shayri, Punjabi Shayri, SMS Shayari

Dil wich was jaandi hai har kudi

Dil Wich Was Jaandi Hai Har Kudi, Vekhdan Haan Mein Jis Jis Nu, Haaye Mere…

Funny Shayri

Aaj pucha hamne khuda se kaise jeetain

Aaj Pucha Hamne Khuda Se, Kaise Jeetain Unka Dil Unse, Khuda Ne Kaha Muskurake, Thumhara…

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Dil hai deewana main hoon parwana mujhe

Dil Hai Deewana Main Hoon Parwana Mujhe Koi Aur Mil Gayee Hai Pehle Wali Mere…

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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte main so gaya

Tumhaara Intezaar Karte Karte, Main So Gaya Yeh Dekho Mera Connection, Time Out Ho Gaya

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Ek ladki thee dewani si mobile lekar

Ek Ladki Thee Dewani Si Mobile Lekar Chalti Thi Nazre Jhukake Mobile Mein Kuch Karti…

Funny Shayri

Chalo mana ke yeh make up beshumar

Chalo Mana Ke Yeh Make Up Beshumar Kerti Hain Maa Baap Ke Paisoon Ka Khana…

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How can santasingh kill a lion thinks

How Can Santasingh Kill A Lion? Santasingh Thinks N Thinks Hard & Comes To A…

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Movies are related to college examsocha na

Movies Are Related To College: Exam:socha Na Tha. Classes:kabhi Khabhi. Question Paper:raaz. Copying:majbur. Marks:asambhav. Final…

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Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne

Lab Khamosh Hote Hain Jab Tum Saamne Aati Ho Dil Dhadakta Hai Jab Nigaahein Milaati…

Funny Shayri

Tera sms jab mobile pe aata nahi

Tera Sms Jab Mobile Pe Aata Nahi Tha, Mera Mobile Suna Tha Par Itna Nahi…

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Zamaane ne humko deewana bana diya banna

Zamaane Ne Humko Deewana Bana Diya Zamaane Ne Humko Deewana Bana Diya Banna Tha Jiska…

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Raah mein ladkiyon ke ghar aaya hu

Raah Mein Ladkiyon Ke Ghar Aaya Hu Chalte Chalte Bahut Dur Aaya Hu Mujhe To…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye

Dil Ke Arman Ansuo Me Beh Gaye, Hum Gali Me The Gali Me Reh Gaye……

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Mere inbox pur hain beesiuun he new

Mere Inbox Pur Hain Beesiuun He New Messages Tera E-Mail Na Aaya To Sumjo Kuch…

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Yu dekha na karo tum hume haste

Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hume Haste Haste Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hume Haste…

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Rat ka waqt hai or masjid qareeb

Rat Ka Waqt Hai Or Masjid Hai Qareeb Uthiye Jaldi Se Ke Peghame Amal Laya…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Can someone tell me why people drive

Can Someone Tell Me Why People Drive On Parkway And Park On Driveway???????????????

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Dekh kar saawli surat kisi matwaali ki

Dekh Kar Saawli Surat Kisi Matwaali Ki Dekh Karr Saawali Surat Kisi Matwaali Ki Main…

Funny Shayri

Hum se kia khata hui ke mail

Hum Se Kia Khata Hui Ke Mail Aana Band Hai Aap Hi Hum Se Naraz…

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Aisi vani boliye mann ka apa khoye

Aisi Vani Boliye Mann Ka Apa Khoye Sunne Wala Saat Din Tak Sisak-Sisak Ke Roye

Funny Shayri

Woh ruth kar kehti hai hum se

Woh Ruth Kar Kehti Hai Hum Se Tumhrra To Mel Jol Mehanga Ho Gaya Hai…

Funny Shayri

Umeed hamesha apne dil mein jagaye rakhna

Umeed Hamesha Apne Dil Mein Jagaye Rakhna , Unke Aane Ke Intezar Mein Palke Bichaye…

Funny Shayri

338 kaise hua batao thoda sa brain

3+3=8 Kaise Hua?? Batao Batao Batao Thoda Sa Brain Use Karo… Nahi Maloom.. Now Stop…

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Gar hum aapka haale dil sunne baithe

Gar Hum Aapka Haale Dil Sunne Baithe To Shaayad Hum Rone Par Majboor Ho Jaayenge…

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Hum dua karte hai khuda se ki

Hum Dua Karte Hai Khuda Se, Ki Vo Aap Jaisa Dost Aur Na Banaye, Ek…

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Bhagwan tamanna unki poori kare kam se

Bhagwan Tamanna Unki Poori Kare, Kam Se Kam Daawat Milegi Khaane Ko, Hum Shaamil Honge…

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Khuli rakkhi hai zindgi ki kitab maine

Khuli Rakkhi Hai Zindgi Ki Kitab Maine Aap Ki Marzi Se Likhwata Aaya Hon Nikla…

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Besharmi tho use kahte hai jo sharam

Besharmi Tho Use Kahte Hai Jo Sharam Se Sharma Jaaye Besharmi Tho Use Kahte Hai…

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Woh tumhari sari emails dosti ka safar

Woh Tumhari Sari Emails Dosti Ka Safar Chalta Raha Aik Zara Si Chat Se Tum…

Funny Shayri

Aakhair kyun hota hai pyaar aap

Aakhair Kyun Hota Hai Pyaar ? Aap Ki Kasam Jab Se Main Ne Aap Ko…

Funny Shayri

Hi i am your doctor sorry to

Hi, I Am Your Doctor… Sorry To Inform U… That U Have Brain Problem.. Ur…

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Koshis too bahut ke par choda nahi

Koshis Too Bahut Ke Par Choda Nahi Jata Ye Dhu.A, Har Kar Labo Pe Aa…

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Aisa hai dostana hamara mein kasti tu

Aisa Hai Dostana Hamara… Mein Kasti Tu Kinara, Mein Danush Tu Teer, Mein Matar Tu…

Funny Shayri, Punjabi Shayri

Ek mey huva tu huvey kidrey jan

Ek Mey Huva Ek Tu Huvey Kidrey Jan Nu Jhaan Na Huvey Sadey Pechey Sariya…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Yeh zulfain hain tumhari ya resham ke

Yeh Zulfain Hain Tumhari, Ya Resham Ke Jaal, Kitne Khush-Naseeb Hain Vo Choohe Jinhon Ne…

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Nahi karti thi pyar to mujhko bataya

Nahi Karti Thi Pyar To Mujhko Bataya Hota, Bulaker Park Mein Sham Ko, Yoon Dokhe…

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Tum se ye soch ke maine dil

Tum Se Ye Soch Ke Maine Dil Lagaya Thaa Hume Bhi Koi Chahane Wala Mil…

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Raat ka saman jhume chandraman din dhale

Raat Ka Saman Jhume Chandraman Din Dhale To Khuda Na Kare Gir Jaye Aasman Bheege…

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Nasseb ko badalna chahtahu magar kismat nahi

Nasseb Ko Badalna Chahtahu Magar Kismat Nahi Kulthi Naseeb Ko Badalna Chahtahu Magar Kismat Nahi…

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Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye bure

Kabhi Hosla Bhi Azmaa Lena Chahiye, Kabhi Hosla Bhi Azmaa Lena Chahiye, Bure Waqt Main…

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Teri mohabbat mein ye aanjam paya sir

Teri Mohabbat Mein Ye Aanjam Paya Sir Tuta Muh Tuta Muh Se Khun Aaya Jab…

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Ishq ne hamein kucch yu diwana bana

Ishq Ne Hamein Kucch Yu Diwana Bana Dalaa Ke Jaise Chamkte Chaand Ko Tutaa Hua…

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Ek aur suni hui sher pal hasaaneko

Ek Aur Suni Hui Sher.. Ek Pal Hasaaneko… Pyaar Me Har Kisine Kuchnakuch Khaaya Hai…

Funny Shayri

1 ae ji 2 o 3 sunte

1. Ae Ji 2. O Ji 3. Sunte Ho Ji 4. (Name) Ke Papa 5….

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Jaise bhatke pita bechara kanya ke var

Jaise Bhatke Pita Bechara Kanya Ke Var Ke Liye Firte The Maare Maare Hum Kiraye…

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Roses r redsky is blue monkeys like

Roses R Red,Sky Is Blue, Monkeys Like U,Should Be Kept In Zoo. Don-‘t Feel Angry.U…

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Mann di kalpna ne uddan bhari sara

Mann Di Kalpna Ne Uddan Bhari Sara Din Kujh Parda Ja Likhda Rehnda Te Tv…

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Seene mein jalan aankhon toofaan sa kyon

Seene Mein Jalan Aankhon Mein Toofaan Sa Kyon Hai Seene Mein Jalan Aankhon Mein Toofaan…

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Waqt ka pahiya yun hi chalta raha

Waqt Ka Pahiya Yun Hi Chalta Raha…….. Tu Bolta Raha Aur Mera Dil Sapne Bunta…

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I do not need a ing

I Do Not Need A _ _ _ _ing Man I-‘ll Get One Later If…

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Gulaab ki patiyon se zyada gulabi uskey

Gulaab Ki Patiyon Se Zyada Gulabi Uskey Hont Gulaab Ki Patiyon Se Zyada Gulabi Uskey…

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Jalate hai bade shauk se dilon main

Jalate Hai Bade Shauk Se Dilon Main “Saccha_pyar”… Ek Din Khathm Ho Jata Hai Iska…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Ghar ke kamon se ghabra kar apni

Ghar Ke Kamon Se Ghabra Kar Apni Job Se Aajiz Aa Kar 6 Hafte Ki…

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Ho jaay jab jism ke ander saazish

Ho Jaay Jab Jism Ke Ander Saazish Khuliyoon Ki Ban Jaata Hai Nasoor Ek Phora…

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Maine poocha chaand se ki dekha hai

Maine Poocha Chaand Se Ki Dekha Hai Kahin Mere Yaar Sa Haseen Chaand Ne Kaha…

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Kaali raat ink kaala rang kadhaai

Kaali Raat , Kaali Ink, Kaala Rang Kadhaai Ka, Khat Hum Likhe Kaise Janam, Ab…

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Taj mahel ki deewaron par aaj bhi

Taj Mahel Ki Deewaron Par Aaj Bhi Likha Hai Taj Mahel Ki Deewaron Par Aaj…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Shehar ki gali mein paan dukaan devdas

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukaan, Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskaan, Devdas Ne…