Category: Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Koshish na rahi dil me zajbaat ka

Koshish Na Rahi Dil Me Zajbaat Ka Phir Kya Aankhon Ko Apne Ashq Se Namkeen…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Kash duniya computer hoti jis main do

Kash Duniya Computer Hoti Jis Main Do Ko Undo Karti Sukh Kay Lamhay Save Hojatay…

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Pehle usne sari utari phir aayi petticoat

Pehle Usne Sari Utari Phir Aayi Petticoat Ki Bari Phir Diya Usne Blouse Utaar Zyada…

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Bari barsi khatan geya c khat ke

Bari Barsi Khatan Geya C Khat Ke Leyande Shahtoot Tussi Sutte Reh Gaye Tuhadi Pappi…

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Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya pani

Ishq Kay Samander Main Ghota Lagaya Pani Bohat Thanda Tha Main Bahar Nikal Aya

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Ek ladki thi diwani si sunder lambi

Ek Ladki Thi Diwani Si Sunder Si Lambi Si Nazrein Jhukake Sharmake Galion Se Guzra…

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Fraud with innocent boys fun handsome friendship

Fraud With Innocent Boys Fun With Handsome Boys Friendship With Charming Boys Contact With Intelligent…

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Baniya aikam dooni dal teeje tel chouke

Baniya Aikam Baniya Baniya Dooni Dal Baniya Teeje Tel Baniya Chouke Chaawal Baniya Panche Papad…

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Zalim palat kar dekh tamana hum bhi

Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To…

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Pyar mein kisine dhoka to kasam khayi

Pyar Mein Kisine Dhoka To Kisine Kasam Khayi Hai, Hum Wo Majnoo Hai Jisne Sirf…

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Ek na din yeh story banyge to

Ek Na Ek Din Yeh Story Banyge To Mare Kitchen Ke Kotri Banyge Chmcha May…

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Class mein padte hi uske kadam aashiqon

Class Mein Padte Hi Uske Kadam Aashiqon Ke Dil Thaam Ho Jaate Hai Jaise Signal…

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Keh raha hu apni vytha suniye meri

Keh Raha Hu Apni Vytha Suniye Meri Atmakatha, Janam Liya Apne Ghar Me Chobis Ko…

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Tujse phone pe bat kerke mil ne

Tujse Phone Pe Bat Kerke, Mil Ne Ko Ji Cha Ha Tujse Email Kerke, Line…

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Begum ko jo hara sake shohar mein

Begum Ko Jo Hara Sake Shohar Mein Dum Nahi Paas Hai Uske Belan Aur Bartaan…

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Usne mera naam liya to maine dil

Usne Mera Naam Liya To Maine Dil Ko Tham Liya Man Se Aakho Ka Kam…

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Chaman mein guley lala thi dhek ne

Chaman Mein Guley Lala Thi Dhek Ne Mein Sab Se Ala Thi Per Kya Keren…

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Dil de diya hai par jaan nhin

Dil De Diya Hai Par Jaan Nhin Doonga Kyunki Jaan De Doonga To Aapse Baaten…

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Suraj ko tere kadmo mein bicha du

Suraj Ko Tere Kadmo Mein Bicha Du Chaand-Sitaaro Se Tumahri Maang Saza Du Agar Jhoth…

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Hey dear kaha ho yaar pata hai

Hey Dear! Kaha Ho Yaar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait Kar Raha Hoon Jaldi Aoo…

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Har chashmish ladki khud ko jassi samajhti

Har Chashmish Ladki Khud Ko Jassi Samajhti Hai Magar Woh Uski Xerox Copy Bhi Nahin…

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Hum tumpe itna dying sea me jitna

Hum Tumpe Itna Dying, Sea Me Jitna Pani Lying, Akash Me Panchhi Flying, Bhavren Bagiyan…

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Husband darlingi think i should get u

Husband Darling,I Think I Should Get U A Chefs Cap. Wife: Im Very Happy To…

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Baat unki har ek niraali hai mu

Baat Unki Har Ek Niraali Hai Mu Po Ek Se Ek Nangee Gaali Hai Sher…

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Dost aapsa na milega aapki yaad bahut

Dost Aapsa Na Milega Aapki Yaad Bahut Satati Hai Dost Aapsa Na Milega Aapki Yaad…

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Fari machi rahee deel maa aaj dhamal

Fari Machi Rahee Deel Maa Aaj Dhamal Chey Rang Aankho No Fariney Aaj Kem Lal…

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Is naam koh tu baazu hataa de

Is Naam Koh Tu Baazu Hataa De, Ab Tu Kyaa Hai Zara Bataa De, Naam…

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Tum rakh sakey na paas zara apney

Tum Rakh Sakey Na Paas Zara Apney Qaul Ka Is Baar Bhi Badal Gaey Her…

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Main hu yahan tu hai wahan lifeboy

Main Hu Yahan, Tu Hai Wahan Main Hu Yahan, Tu Hai Wahan Lifeboy Hai Jahan,…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Jab ek ladka ladki ko chedta hai

Jab Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Chedta Hai Aur Log Use Peetna Shuru Kar Dete…

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Kashmie ki vadio mein barfilli hawaon jheel

Kashmie Ki Vadio Mein, Barfilli Hawaon Mein, Jheel Ke Kinare Beithe, Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne…

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Teer se kya marti ho talwar mar

Teer Se Kya Marti Ho Talwar Se Mar Do Hum To Yuhi Mar Jayenge Bas…

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Na janay kiss ko daikhane make up

Na Janay Kiss Ko Daikhane Ko Make Up Karty Hain Kah Ma Kwa Har Larkay…

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Yoon mere khat ka jabab aya lifafe

Yoon Mere Khat Ka Jabab Aya Lifafe Mein Razai Ka Gilaf Aya Rab Ko Itna…

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Ghalib ne likha deewar par laal rang

Ghalib Ne Likha Deewar Par Laal Rang Se, Ghalib Ne Likha Deewar Par Laal Rang…

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Yeh ladke kya chahte hai vo ladkii

Yeh Ladke Kya Kya Chahte Hai Vo Ladkii Kam Ishtihaar Ko Hii Chahte Hai Girl…

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I am hard disk rim is my

I Am Hard Disk, Rim Is My Memory I Am Mouse, Rim Is My Buttton…

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Kitne din ho gaye gujar baat mahino

Kitne Din Ho Gaye Kitne Din Gujar Gaye Baat Mahino Tak Chali Gayi Ab To…

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Heartbreaker naam hai ye ilzaam main samjh

Heartbreaker Naam Hai Ye Ilzaam Main Samjh Nahi Pata Aik Hi Lerki Per Tik Jaon…

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Dil diya tha dilruba samjh kar kha

Dil Diya Tha Dilruba Samjh Kar Dil Diya Tha Dilruba Samjh Kar Kha Gayi Kameeni…

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Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhii

Laakhon Honge Nigaah Mein Kabhi Mujhe Bhii Pick Karoo… Mere Pyaar Ke Icon Pee Kabhi…

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Main ja raha hu nahane mere liye

Main Ja Raha Hu Nahane Mere Liye Chai Bana Do Biwi Boli Thik Hai Jaldi…

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Aankhon main halchal dil hain aag chere

Aankhon Main Halchal Dil Main Hain Aag Chere Pe Hain Gussa Miyaan Ne Jab Bewi…

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Yeh kia ho raha hai na tum

Yeh Kia Ho Raha Hai Na Tum Jaano Na Hum Rangeela Ban Gaya Hai Jaise…

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Chachi ne chacha ko belan se mara

Chachi Ne Chacha Ko Belan Se Mara Hai Chacha Ne Is Ka Gussa Bacho Pe…

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In bio practical examiner tell me

In Bio Practical : Examiner : Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing…

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Santa kal raat nu film vich ik

Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi…

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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal

Kaun Sa Gham Hai Jo Yeh Haal Bana Rakha Hai Na To Makeup Hai Na…

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Ek biwi sote hue jor se chillai

Ek Biwi Sote Hue Jor Se Chillai Jaldi Utho Mera Shohar Aaya Hai Pathan Utha…

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Kya janu yeh ishq chiz hai kambakht

Kya Janu Yeh Ishq Kya Chiz Hai Kambakht Bada Batmiz Hai

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Dil teri diwaangi mein kho gaya hai

Dil Teri Diwaangi Mein Kho Gaya Hai Ishq Tujhse Nahi Teri Amaa Se Ho Gaya…

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i love you kehna kohi mamuli baat

“I Love You” Kehna Kohi Mamuli Baat Nahi Hota Bolna Ho To Such Ho ,Bina…

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A teacher lecturing on population in

A Teacher Lecturing On Population – In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives…

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Kaisay bataoon key tum meray kaun hoo

Kaisay Bataoon Key Tum Meray Kaun Hoo, Walls Ki Ice Cream Ho Polka Ki Cone…

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Chalte unhi thak jata hun main baithe

Chalte Chalte Unhi Thak Jata Hun Main Baithe Baithe Kahin So Jata Hun Main Kahte…

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Uthake chappal jo maine pucha shuroo karoon

Uthake Chappal Jo Maine Pucha Shuroo Karoon Mein Kidhar Se Pehle Koi Maai Ka Laal…

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Khushiyo se hai dushmani apni gumo yari

Khushiyo Se Hai Dushmani Apni Gumo Se Apni Yari Isi Ke Chalte Ruth Gaye Hai…

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Baithe hai tere khayalon mein kere kagez

Baithe Hai Tere Khayalon Mein, Kere Kagez Pe Likha Tera Naam, Tasveer Bhi Utar Dali…

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Aap ka deedar huwa to dil pardesi

Aap Ka Deedar Huwa To Dil Pardesi Ho Gaya Main Muhabbat Ke Khel Main Anadi…

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Maine tumhe dekha follow kiya tumne mere

Maine Tumhe Dekha, Tumhe Follow Kiya Tumne Mere Dil Mein Jalaaya Pyaar Ka Diya Par…

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Khijaon se mujhko shikayat nahi hai baharon

Khijaon Se Mujhko Shikayat Nahi Hai Baharon Ne Mujhko Dhoka Diya Hai Bhavar Se To…

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Bhooka rahne par bhighaas na khaana sher

Bhooka Rahne Par Bhi*Ghaas Na Khaana Sher Ka Insaaf Hain…….. In Pottiyo Ko Line Maarna…

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Dil to hai ka aitbaar kya kijiye

Dil To Hai, Dil Ka Aitbaar Kya Kijiye Kha Ke Hamara Chocolate Bar Yun Na…

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Yaaro marr bhi gyaa to meri kabar

Yaaro Marr Bhi Gyaa To Meri Kabar Par Name-Plate Lagva Dena Uthaa Kar Jnaaza Mera…

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Hum aise aashiq hai jo gulaab ko

Hum Aise Aashiq Hai Jo Gulaab Ko Kamal Bana Denge Uski Har Ada Par Gazal…

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Sab chup baithe hain jaroor koi baat

Sab Chup Baithe Hain Jaroor Koi Baat Hai Iconscratch Ya To Fir Kisiko Meri Aati…

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If you fall in well there is

If You Fall In Well, There Is A Rope If You Fall In River, There…

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Rab se dua karta hun her janam

Rab Se Dua Karta Hun, Her Janam Me Tujhe Khushiyon Ka Sansar Mile, Jo Muje…

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Ubtaan key jugga murhaam lugaey jaaye mehndi

Ubtaan Key Jugga Murhaam Lugaey Jaaye Mehndi Key Jugga Laal Dawai Luggaey Jaaye Kulla(Pugg) Key…

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Aak nanhi si bay jan dhat ki

Aak Nanhi Si Bay Jan Si Dhat Ki Machine Hai Tele Phone Lakhon Apno Ko…

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Ek baar har religion key aadmi ko

Ek Baar Har Religion Key Ek Ek Aadmi Ko Maut Ki Saza Di Gayi Unki…

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Dating karne ke liye hi tum karti

Dating Karne Ke Liye Hi Tum Karti Ho Chatting Papa _tumhare Dekh Lenge To Tumhare…

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Shayari likhana kaam nahi bachoon kaa nikal

Shayari Likhana Kaam Nahi Bachoon Kaa Nikal Jata Hai Tel Acche Accho Ka Is Tel…

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Ho gaya kalesh haaye phoot gayi kismat

Ho Gaya Kalesh Haaye, Phoot Gayi Kismat Meri, Pakdni Thi Kalayi Jis Ladki Ki, Aaj…

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Taarif karun kya aapki aapke baal ki

Taarif Karun Kya Aapki???…… Taarif Karun Kya Aapke Baal Ki???……. Taarif Karun Kya Aapke Hooton…

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Har jis dil main mumtaj hai us

Har Jis Dil Main Mumtaj Hai.. Har Us Dilki Khwahish Ek Taj Hai.. Par Mere…

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Alka ne mujse kal pyaar ka ijhaar

Alka Ne Mujse Kal Pyaar Ka Ijhaar Kiya Tohfe Mein Mujko Ek Bada Rasgulla Diya…

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha

Exams Ke 4 Din Pehle Syllabus Dekha To Yaad Aaya Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch…

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A mere vatan ke logo jara

A Mere Vatan Ke Logo , Jara Aankh Vich Bharlo Pani, Jo Shaheed Hue Hai…

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Love is life wife amp the end

Love Is Life Life Is Wife & Wife Is The End Of Life

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Tumse jo parichay nahi hota mai khud

Tumse Jo Parichay Nahi Hota, Mai Khud Se Bekabar Hota, Tum Aa Jao Meri Zindgi…

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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo tera

Teray Husn Ki Kya Taarif Karoo, Tera Bander Jaisa Hai Moo, Teri Zulfo Ki Kya…

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Dil do ek ko par kisi nek

Dil Do Dil Do Ek Ko, Par Do Kisi Nek Ko. Prasad Nahi Hai Ki…

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Uppar waale ne jo hume bakshee tum woh

Uppar-Waale Ne Jo Hume Bakshee Tum Woh Saugaat Ho Din Main Raat Ho Aur Raat…

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Hum to kab se aas lagay bathe

Hum To Kab Se Aas Lagay Bathe Hai,.. Wo Bhi Ab Humari Sanso Me Samay…

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Bhag jate hai wo sada hume dekh

Bhag Jate Hai Wo Sada Hume Dekh Kar Bhag Jate Hai Wo Sada Hume Dekh…

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Dil logi ke jaan logi meri set

Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi