Category: Funny Shayri
Funny Shayri
When i call you 1st ring mean
When I Call You 1st Ring Mean I Love You 2nd Ring Mean I Miss…
Kar chale hum luta ye watan saathiyon
Kar Chale Hum Luta Ye Watan Saathiyon Ab Humare Hawale Iska Dhan Sathiyon Kar Chale…
Koshish na rahi dil me zajbaat ka
Koshish Na Rahi Dil Me Zajbaat Ka Phir Kya Aankhon Ko Apne Ashq Se Namkeen…
Kash duniya computer hoti jis main do
Kash Duniya Computer Hoti Jis Main Do Ko Undo Karti Sukh Kay Lamhay Save Hojatay…
Pehle usne sari utari phir aayi petticoat
Pehle Usne Sari Utari Phir Aayi Petticoat Ki Bari Phir Diya Usne Blouse Utaar Zyada…
Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya pani
Ishq Kay Samander Main Ghota Lagaya Pani Bohat Thanda Tha Main Bahar Nikal Aya
Bari barsi khatan geya c khat ke
Bari Barsi Khatan Geya C Khat Ke Leyande Shahtoot Tussi Sutte Reh Gaye Tuhadi Pappi…
Ek ladki thi diwani si sunder lambi
Ek Ladki Thi Diwani Si Sunder Si Lambi Si Nazrein Jhukake Sharmake Galion Se Guzra…
Fraud with innocent boys fun handsome friendship
Fraud With Innocent Boys Fun With Handsome Boys Friendship With Charming Boys Contact With Intelligent…
Baniya aikam dooni dal teeje tel chouke
Baniya Aikam Baniya Baniya Dooni Dal Baniya Teeje Tel Baniya Chouke Chaawal Baniya Panche Papad…
Zalim palat kar dekh tamana hum bhi
Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To…
Pyar mein kisine dhoka to kasam khayi
Pyar Mein Kisine Dhoka To Kisine Kasam Khayi Hai, Hum Wo Majnoo Hai Jisne Sirf…
Ek na din yeh story banyge to
Ek Na Ek Din Yeh Story Banyge To Mare Kitchen Ke Kotri Banyge Chmcha May…
Tujse phone pe bat kerke mil ne
Tujse Phone Pe Bat Kerke, Mil Ne Ko Ji Cha Ha Tujse Email Kerke, Line…
Class mein padte hi uske kadam aashiqon
Class Mein Padte Hi Uske Kadam Aashiqon Ke Dil Thaam Ho Jaate Hai Jaise Signal…
Keh raha hu apni vytha suniye meri
Keh Raha Hu Apni Vytha Suniye Meri Atmakatha, Janam Liya Apne Ghar Me Chobis Ko…
Begum ko jo hara sake shohar mein
Begum Ko Jo Hara Sake Shohar Mein Dum Nahi Paas Hai Uske Belan Aur Bartaan…
Usne mera naam liya to maine dil
Usne Mera Naam Liya To Maine Dil Ko Tham Liya Man Se Aakho Ka Kam…
Suraj ko tere kadmo mein bicha du
Suraj Ko Tere Kadmo Mein Bicha Du Chaand-Sitaaro Se Tumahri Maang Saza Du Agar Jhoth…
Chaman mein guley lala thi dhek ne
Chaman Mein Guley Lala Thi Dhek Ne Mein Sab Se Ala Thi Per Kya Keren…
Dil de diya hai par jaan nhin
Dil De Diya Hai Par Jaan Nhin Doonga Kyunki Jaan De Doonga To Aapse Baaten…
Hey dear kaha ho yaar pata hai
Hey Dear! Kaha Ho Yaar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait Kar Raha Hoon Jaldi Aoo…
Har chashmish ladki khud ko jassi samajhti
Har Chashmish Ladki Khud Ko Jassi Samajhti Hai Magar Woh Uski Xerox Copy Bhi Nahin…
Hum tumpe itna dying sea me jitna
Hum Tumpe Itna Dying, Sea Me Jitna Pani Lying, Akash Me Panchhi Flying, Bhavren Bagiyan…
Husband darlingi think i should get u
Husband Darling,I Think I Should Get U A Chefs Cap. Wife: Im Very Happy To…
Baat unki har ek niraali hai mu
Baat Unki Har Ek Niraali Hai Mu Po Ek Se Ek Nangee Gaali Hai Sher…
Dost aapsa na milega aapki yaad bahut
Dost Aapsa Na Milega Aapki Yaad Bahut Satati Hai Dost Aapsa Na Milega Aapki Yaad…
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Fari machi rahee deel maa aaj dhamal
Fari Machi Rahee Deel Maa Aaj Dhamal Chey Rang Aankho No Fariney Aaj Kem Lal…
Is naam koh tu baazu hataa de
Is Naam Koh Tu Baazu Hataa De, Ab Tu Kyaa Hai Zara Bataa De, Naam…
Tum rakh sakey na paas zara apney
Tum Rakh Sakey Na Paas Zara Apney Qaul Ka Is Baar Bhi Badal Gaey Her…
Jab ek ladka ladki ko chedta hai
Jab Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Chedta Hai Aur Log Use Peetna Shuru Kar Dete…
Main hu yahan tu hai wahan lifeboy
Main Hu Yahan, Tu Hai Wahan Main Hu Yahan, Tu Hai Wahan Lifeboy Hai Jahan,…
Kashmie ki vadio mein barfilli hawaon jheel
Kashmie Ki Vadio Mein, Barfilli Hawaon Mein, Jheel Ke Kinare Beithe, Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne…
Teer se kya marti ho talwar mar
Teer Se Kya Marti Ho Talwar Se Mar Do Hum To Yuhi Mar Jayenge Bas…
Na janay kiss ko daikhane make up
Na Janay Kiss Ko Daikhane Ko Make Up Karty Hain Kah Ma Kwa Har Larkay…
Yoon mere khat ka jabab aya lifafe
Yoon Mere Khat Ka Jabab Aya Lifafe Mein Razai Ka Gilaf Aya Rab Ko Itna…
Ghalib ne likha deewar par laal rang
Ghalib Ne Likha Deewar Par Laal Rang Se, Ghalib Ne Likha Deewar Par Laal Rang…
Yeh ladke kya chahte hai vo ladkii
Yeh Ladke Kya Kya Chahte Hai Vo Ladkii Kam Ishtihaar Ko Hii Chahte Hai Girl…
I am hard disk rim is my
I Am Hard Disk, Rim Is My Memory I Am Mouse, Rim Is My Buttton…
Kitne din ho gaye gujar baat mahino
Kitne Din Ho Gaye Kitne Din Gujar Gaye Baat Mahino Tak Chali Gayi Ab To…
Heartbreaker naam hai ye ilzaam main samjh
Heartbreaker Naam Hai Ye Ilzaam Main Samjh Nahi Pata Aik Hi Lerki Per Tik Jaon…
Dil diya tha dilruba samjh kar kha
Dil Diya Tha Dilruba Samjh Kar Dil Diya Tha Dilruba Samjh Kar Kha Gayi Kameeni…
Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhii
Laakhon Honge Nigaah Mein Kabhi Mujhe Bhii Pick Karoo… Mere Pyaar Ke Icon Pee Kabhi…
Main ja raha hu nahane mere liye
Main Ja Raha Hu Nahane Mere Liye Chai Bana Do Biwi Boli Thik Hai Jaldi…
Aankhon main halchal dil hain aag chere
Aankhon Main Halchal Dil Main Hain Aag Chere Pe Hain Gussa Miyaan Ne Jab Bewi…
Yeh kia ho raha hai na tum
Yeh Kia Ho Raha Hai Na Tum Jaano Na Hum Rangeela Ban Gaya Hai Jaise…
Chachi ne chacha ko belan se mara
Chachi Ne Chacha Ko Belan Se Mara Hai Chacha Ne Is Ka Gussa Bacho Pe…
In bio practical examiner tell me
In Bio Practical : Examiner : Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing…
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal
Kaun Sa Gham Hai Jo Yeh Haal Bana Rakha Hai Na To Makeup Hai Na…
Santa kal raat nu film vich ik
Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi…
Ek biwi sote hue jor se chillai
Ek Biwi Sote Hue Jor Se Chillai Jaldi Utho Mera Shohar Aaya Hai Pathan Utha…
Kya janu yeh ishq chiz hai kambakht
Kya Janu Yeh Ishq Kya Chiz Hai Kambakht Bada Batmiz Hai
Dil teri diwaangi mein kho gaya hai
Dil Teri Diwaangi Mein Kho Gaya Hai Ishq Tujhse Nahi Teri Amaa Se Ho Gaya…
i love you kehna kohi mamuli baat
“I Love You” Kehna Kohi Mamuli Baat Nahi Hota Bolna Ho To Such Ho ,Bina…
A teacher lecturing on population in
A Teacher Lecturing On Population – In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives…
Kaisay bataoon key tum meray kaun hoo
Kaisay Bataoon Key Tum Meray Kaun Hoo, Walls Ki Ice Cream Ho Polka Ki Cone…
Chalte unhi thak jata hun main baithe
Chalte Chalte Unhi Thak Jata Hun Main Baithe Baithe Kahin So Jata Hun Main Kahte…
Uthake chappal jo maine pucha shuroo karoon
Uthake Chappal Jo Maine Pucha Shuroo Karoon Mein Kidhar Se Pehle Koi Maai Ka Laal…
Khushiyo se hai dushmani apni gumo yari
Khushiyo Se Hai Dushmani Apni Gumo Se Apni Yari Isi Ke Chalte Ruth Gaye Hai…
Baithe hai tere khayalon mein kere kagez
Baithe Hai Tere Khayalon Mein, Kere Kagez Pe Likha Tera Naam, Tasveer Bhi Utar Dali…
Aap ka deedar huwa to dil pardesi
Aap Ka Deedar Huwa To Dil Pardesi Ho Gaya Main Muhabbat Ke Khel Main Anadi…
Maine tumhe dekha follow kiya tumne mere
Maine Tumhe Dekha, Tumhe Follow Kiya Tumne Mere Dil Mein Jalaaya Pyaar Ka Diya Par…
Khijaon se mujhko shikayat nahi hai baharon
Khijaon Se Mujhko Shikayat Nahi Hai Baharon Ne Mujhko Dhoka Diya Hai Bhavar Se To…
Dil to hai ka aitbaar kya kijiye
Dil To Hai, Dil Ka Aitbaar Kya Kijiye Kha Ke Hamara Chocolate Bar Yun Na…
Yaaro marr bhi gyaa to meri kabar
Yaaro Marr Bhi Gyaa To Meri Kabar Par Name-Plate Lagva Dena Uthaa Kar Jnaaza Mera…
Bhooka rahne par bhighaas na khaana sher
Bhooka Rahne Par Bhi*Ghaas Na Khaana Sher Ka Insaaf Hain…….. In Pottiyo Ko Line Maarna…
Hum aise aashiq hai jo gulaab ko
Hum Aise Aashiq Hai Jo Gulaab Ko Kamal Bana Denge Uski Har Ada Par Gazal…
Sab chup baithe hain jaroor koi baat
Sab Chup Baithe Hain Jaroor Koi Baat Hai Iconscratch Ya To Fir Kisiko Meri Aati…
If you fall in well there is
If You Fall In Well, There Is A Rope If You Fall In River, There…
Rab se dua karta hun her janam
Rab Se Dua Karta Hun, Her Janam Me Tujhe Khushiyon Ka Sansar Mile, Jo Muje…
Aak nanhi si bay jan dhat ki
Aak Nanhi Si Bay Jan Si Dhat Ki Machine Hai Tele Phone Lakhon Apno Ko…
Ubtaan key jugga murhaam lugaey jaaye mehndi
Ubtaan Key Jugga Murhaam Lugaey Jaaye Mehndi Key Jugga Laal Dawai Luggaey Jaaye Kulla(Pugg) Key…
Ek baar har religion key aadmi ko
Ek Baar Har Religion Key Ek Ek Aadmi Ko Maut Ki Saza Di Gayi Unki…
Dating karne ke liye hi tum karti
Dating Karne Ke Liye Hi Tum Karti Ho Chatting Papa _tumhare Dekh Lenge To Tumhare…
Shayari likhana kaam nahi bachoon kaa nikal
Shayari Likhana Kaam Nahi Bachoon Kaa Nikal Jata Hai Tel Acche Accho Ka Is Tel…
Ho gaya kalesh haaye phoot gayi kismat
Ho Gaya Kalesh Haaye, Phoot Gayi Kismat Meri, Pakdni Thi Kalayi Jis Ladki Ki, Aaj…
Taarif karun kya aapki aapke baal ki
Taarif Karun Kya Aapki???…… Taarif Karun Kya Aapke Baal Ki???……. Taarif Karun Kya Aapke Hooton…
Alka ne mujse kal pyaar ka ijhaar
Alka Ne Mujse Kal Pyaar Ka Ijhaar Kiya Tohfe Mein Mujko Ek Bada Rasgulla Diya…
Har jis dil main mumtaj hai us
Har Jis Dil Main Mumtaj Hai.. Har Us Dilki Khwahish Ek Taj Hai.. Par Mere…
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
Exams Ke 4 Din Pehle Syllabus Dekha To Yaad Aaya Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch…
A mere vatan ke logo jara
A Mere Vatan Ke Logo , Jara Aankh Vich Bharlo Pani, Jo Shaheed Hue Hai…
Love is life wife amp the end
Love Is Life Life Is Wife & Wife Is The End Of Life
Tumse jo parichay nahi hota mai khud
Tumse Jo Parichay Nahi Hota, Mai Khud Se Bekabar Hota, Tum Aa Jao Meri Zindgi…
Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo tera
Teray Husn Ki Kya Taarif Karoo, Tera Bander Jaisa Hai Moo, Teri Zulfo Ki Kya…
Dil do ek ko par kisi nek
Dil Do Dil Do Ek Ko, Par Do Kisi Nek Ko. Prasad Nahi Hai Ki…
Uppar waale ne jo hume bakshee tum woh
Uppar-Waale Ne Jo Hume Bakshee Tum Woh Saugaat Ho Din Main Raat Ho Aur Raat…
Hum to kab se aas lagay bathe
Hum To Kab Se Aas Lagay Bathe Hai,.. Wo Bhi Ab Humari Sanso Me Samay…