Category: Funny Shayri
Funny Shayri
Zarr ne ab insaan ko banaa diyaa
Zarr Ne Ab Insaan Ko Banaa Diyaa Hai Khaan! Mastee Thee Almast They Warnah Sabhi…
Aapni tabiyat ko zara sambhliye is pyar
Aapni Tabiyat Ko Zara Sambhliye Is Pyar Mein Itna Na Uchaliye Dil Mein Agar Dard…
Logon ki zindgi mein style na hota
Logon Ki Zindgi Mein Style Na Hota Ager Yeh Kambakhat Mobile Na Hota Koi Kisi…
Intezar mein main khada woh aai aur
Intezar Mein Main Khada, Woh Aai Aur Mein Reh Gaaya Khada, Intezar Mein Mein Khada,…
Hawa ki disha ka dhyan rakhna mushkil
Hawa Ki Disha Ka Dhyan Rakhna Mushkil Samay Mein Humari Yaad Rakhna Humari Dosti Ki…
B kuch hota hai g q digestive
B: Kuch Kuch Hota Hai G: Q B: Digestive Problem Hai Na B: Maine Dil…
Palke chupi thi unki aise hi raat
Palke Chupi Thi Unki Aise Hi Raat Bhar, Bosaa Liya Tumne Aur Utha Diya Unko.
Sui se nikla bhawra phaela haath god
Sui Se Nikla Bhawra Se Phaela Haath God Chod Ke Naak Mein Dawda….
Andheri sadak sunsaan kabristan sooni haveli kaala
Andheri Sadak Sunsaan Kabristan Sooni Haveli Kaala Aasmaan, Bijli Kadki Aaya Toofaan, Raat Ho Gayi…
Hey khuda hum tumse ye faryad karthe
Hey Khuda Hum Tumse Ye Faryad Karthe Hain, Hey Khuda Hum Tumse Ye Faryad Karthe…
Main aur mera roommatemain roommate aksar yeh
Main Aur Mera Roommatemain Aur Mera Roommate Aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain Ghar Saaf Hota…
Humne liya nayaa mobile thoda muskoorai aur
Humne Liya Nayaa Mobile Thoda Muskoorai Aur Thodi Di Smile‚Â Usual Smile Kat Tee Nahi…
Kal kare so aaj kar ab phone
Kal Kare So Aaj Kar Aaj Kare So Ab Phone Rakh De Varna Bill Bharegi…
Kisi dushman ki nazar lagi ke hamare
Kisi Dushman Ki Nazar Lagi Ke Hamare Friendship Ki File Main Be Khissi Ka Virus…
Insaan se hoti hai khata aur tarah
Insaan Se Hoti Hai Khata Aur Tarah Ki Laikin Usey Milti Hey Saza Aur Tarah…
Jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi jhom
Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Ayi Jhom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Ayi Bhiga…
Jab koi na yar tha apna aaheinay
Jab Koi Na Yar Tha Apna Aaheinay Ki Tarah Kirdar Tha Apna Hum Laugoon Ko…
Ye gaal tumhare surkh gulab cehra bhi
Ye Gaal Tumhare Surkh Gulab Cehra Bhi Ek Khuli Kitab Kya Ankheen Tumhari Bhaingi Hain…
Un ki gali say guzrayaj jab ittefaq
Un Ki Gali Say Guzray,Aj Jab Ittefaq Tha Unho Nay Phool Phanka,Gamla Bhi Saath Tha
Jaane woh kaise hogi shayad aisi yaa
Jaane Woh Kaise Hogi, Shayad Woh Aisi Hogi, Yaa Fir Woh Waisi Hogi, Zyaada Mat…
Kabhi mere dil khyal aata hai ki
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Khyal Aata Hai Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Khyal Aata Hai Ki…
Kya haseen nazara tha nadi ka kinaara
Kya Haseen Nazara Tha, Nadi Ka Kinaara Tha, Zilfon Ka Sahaara Tha, Paas Ja Ke…
Aaya hu bari door se kaha ho
Aaya Hu Bari Door Se Kaha Ho Parathe Nikal Apne Baap Ko Soikhata Hoon Karate…
Aaj ye kaisi udaasi chahyi hai tanhai
Aaj Ye Kaisi Udaasi Chahyi Hai Tanhai Ke Badal Se Bheegi Judai Hai Roya Hai…
Hawaon ne rukh hai badla chehron
Hawaon Ne Rukh Hai Badla , Chehron Pe Udasi Chaayi Hai Kahan Pehle Parties, Masti…
Yeh dua hai meri tum khush raho
Yeh Dua Hai Meri Tum Khush Raho Sada Haste Raho, Pal Pal Haste Hi Raho…
target agar mushkil hai toh chutki mein
“Target” Agar Mushkil Hai Toh Chutki Mein Kar Dete Hai “Asambhav” Hot Toh , Thoda…
Ek cheenti hoti hai uske paas 3
Ek Cheenti Hoti Hai.. Uske Paas 3 Daane Gehu Ke Hote Hein.. Ek Din Woh…
Mere kitne sms mile bahut saare koi
Mere Kitne Sms Mile? Bahut Saare? Koi Ache Se Saza Do Mujhe….Chalo Aisa Karo Bhula…
Ab hum tum hi se karein ge
Ab Hum Tum Hi Se Karein Ge Chat 2 Hi Baar Aata Hoon Net Par…
Chandni raat thii woh mere saath thiii
Chandni Raat Thii Woh Mere Saath Thiii Main Uss Pe Uper Tha Woh Mere Neechee…
Tayari hain aaj kahin jane kii doston
Tayari Hain Aaj Kahin Jane Kii.. Doston Se Milne Milane Kii.. Chalta Hun Jara Waqt…
Aati hun jaati hansti hansati bhagti bhagati
Aati Hun Jaati Hun Hansti Hun Hansati Hun Bhagti Hun Bhagati Hun Bolti Hun Bulwati…
Loha lohe se takrata hai chingari nikalti
Loha Lohe Se Takrata Hai, Chingari Nikalti Hai, Ladka Ladki Se Takrata Hai, Gali Milti…
Jaane kyu log flurt karte hain woh
Jaane Kyu Log Flurt Karte Hain Jaane Kyu Woh Affairs Chalate Hain Jaane Kyu Jaane…
Din bhaar tumhare yaad mein hum rote
Din Bhaar Tumhare Yaad Mein Hum Rote Hai Raat Ko Khanaa Khate Hai Our So…
Aaj kal aapke sms aana band hai wah
Aaj-Kal Aapke Sms Aana Band Hai Wah Wah! Wah Wah! Aaj-Kal Aapke Sms Aana Band…
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application create main
Tumhaare Liye Pyaar Ki Application, Create Main Karoonga Tum Usse Debug Karna, Wait Main Karoonga
Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange
Tere Naal Dosti Akhri Sah Tak Nibawange, Tere Pairan Thalle Assi Ta Talliyaan Tikaawange, Jado…
Maths teacher tell me rohan if u
Maths Teacher: Tell Me Rohan, If U Have 4 Mangoes And I Ask U To…
Romance mathematics smart man woman
Romance Mathematics Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman =…
Miyan chhuttan bane dulha sitara ho toh
Miyan Chhuttan Bane Dulha, Sitara Ho Toh Aisa Ho… Bandha Hai Kya Hasin Chehra… Nazara…
Na samajh saka wo nigah ki baat
Na Samajh Saka Wo Nigah Ki Baat Na Samjah Saka Wo Dil Ka Saaz Na…
School mein bore hona buri baat hai
School Mein Bore Hona Buri Baat Hai Din Ke Sapne Dekhna Achi Baat Hai Lekin…
Salaman ne kaha maine pyar kiya phir
Salaman Ne Kaha Maine Pyar Kiya Phir Bola Andaz Aapna Aapna Phir Hum Sath Sath…
Aap ki shayari mein woh dum nahi
Aap Ki Shayari Mein Woh Dum Nahi Lekin Aap Kisi Se Kam Bhi Nahi Jawab…
Suhag raat thi phoolo se saji sej
Suhag Raat Thi Phoolo Se Saji Sej Thi Aage Bhi Bohat Kuch Hota Kambakht Is…
Bewafa sanam se to cigarate acchi hain
Bewafa Sanam Se To Cigarate Acchi Hain Dil Jalta To Hain Par Hoton Se To…
Had vodka with water i felt drunk
Had Vodka With Water I Felt Drunk I Had Whisky With Water I Felt Drunk…
Tum bahut khubsurat ho khud ko duniya
Tum Bahut Khubsurat Ho, Khud Ko Duniya Se Chupaya Karo. Aankhon Ke Kajal Se Kya…
Kahten hain ki ishq mein nind ud
Kahten Hain Ki Ishq Mein Nind Ud Jaya Karti Hai Are Koi Hamse Bhi Ishq…
Priyanka ji aayi thi sabki shaadi karane
Priyanka Ji Aayi Thi Sabki Shaadi Karane Khoob Maze Kiye The ..Hogayi Ghum Kaha Najane…
Hawa mein bindaas ud rahaa tha gaalib
Hawa Mein Bindaas Ud Rahaa Tha Gaalib Hawa Mein Azaad Ud Rahaa Tha Gaalib Hawa…
Hritik mein ayesa kyon hun kyoun
Hritik : Mein Ayesa Kyon Hun, Mein Ayesa Kyoun Hun Mein Ayeso Kyon Hu Mein…
Om gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra
Om Gilli Gilli Chu Mantar Kali Kalantar Abra Ka Dabra Om Gilli Gilli Chu Mantar…
Manjil ki taraf badte chalo jo dil
Manjil Ki Taraf Badte Chalo, Jo Dil Kahe Usi Rah Ko Chuno. Peeche Walo Ko…
Agar me aap k sms ka jawab
Agar Me Aap K Sms Ka Jawab Na Don. Kabhi Miss Call Na Kar Paon…
Legs utha ke karo tange faila karo
Legs Utha Ke Karo……….. Tange Faila Ke Karo………. Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo……… Aage Peechey Dono…
Ek chaila babu ja rahai hai marag
Ek Chaila Babu Ja Rahai Hai Marag Main Dhakke Kha Rahai Hai Hum Ne Pucha…
Maine ek khawaab dekha khawab me phir
Maine Ek Khawaab Dekha, Khawab Me Phir Ek Khawaab Dekha Is Khawaab Me Maine Tujhe…
I want u 2 know dat our
I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Friendship Means Alot 2 Me. U Cry I…
Kachre ke dibbe mein tujh ko bitha
Kachre Ke Dibbe Mein Tujh Ko Bitha Ke Jhaadoo Aur Ponchhe Se Tujh Ko Sajaa…
Question hum aksar garmiyon main londan
Question : Hum Aksar Garmiyon Main Londan Ko Jate Hain Dekh Kar Wahan Ka Husan…
Main shohar number 420 khirki se bahar
Main Shohar Number 420 Khirki Se Bahar Dekhta Hoon Rang Birangi Ladkiyon Ko Paas Se…
Khuda karay sab hasinaon ke baap mar
Khuda Karay Sab Hasinaon Ke Baap Mar Jaain Maut Ka Bahana Ho Aur Hum In…
Na ishq ne mara pyar jaan dil
Na Ishq Ne Mara Na Pyar Ne Mara Na Jaan Ne Mara Na Dil Ne…
Jabse beghum ne mujhe murga bana rakha
Jabse Beghum Ne Mujhe Murga Bana Rakha Hai Main Ne Nazro Ki Trah Sir Bhi…
Cham athanay ki chaliya ka paan chal
Cham Cham Cham Athanay Ki Chaliya Athanay Ka Paan Chal Meray Ghoray Hindustan Hindustan Ki…
Main toh raste ja raha tha ice cream
Main Toh Raste Ja Raha Tha Main Toh Raste Ja Raha Tha Main Toh Ice-Cream…
Duniya waalon ab rakho apne dil ko
Duniya Waalon Ab Rakho Apne Dil Ko Thamke, Hum Bhi Ho Gaye Mariz ,…. Sardi…
Mahak uthti hai fiza tere aane se
Mahak Uthti Hai Fiza Tere Aane Se Kya Kar Sakti Ho Tum Aadat To Nahi…
Patni ne pati se itra ke laja
Patni Ne Pati Se Itra Ke Laja Ke Bade Pyaar Se Poocha Aji Kahiye To…
Ek din shayar apni biwi se bola
Ek Din Shayar Apni Biwi Se Bola, Ea Janesanam Hata Lo Apni Enn Julfon Ko,…
Mere exam hain agle hi mahine se
Mere Exam Hain Agle Hi Mahine Se Shuru Parhne Bethoon To Mujhey Niind Bohot Aati…
Woh humari gali mein aaye hamari aur
Woh Humari Gali Mein Aaye Woh Humari Gali Mein Aaye Woh Hamari Gali Mein Aaye…
Hotho se jo choo liya ehsaas aab
Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya, Ehsaas Aab Tak Hai, Aankhe Nam Hai, Aur Sanso Mein…
Door se dekha to sher nazar aaya
Door Se Dekha‚Â To Sher Nazar Aaya Door Se Dekha‚Â To Sher Nazar Aaya Door…
Main jaa raha tha allahabad sey cheenai
Main Jaa Raha Tha Allahabad Sey Cheenai Saamnay Baithi Thi Ek Hasina Chuimui Mast Nighaon…
Woh muje marke kabra par muskurate huye
Woh Muje Marke Kabra Par Muskurate Huye Chali Gayi Zamana Yeh Samjhe Oh Chahati Hai…
Neend mein aati hai paree jaisi lagti
Neend Mein Aati Hai Paree Jaisi Lagti Hai Neend Mein Aati Hai Paree Jaisi Lagti…
Chadarmukhi se kah do devdas ji ja
Chadarmukhi Se Kah Do Devdas Ji Ja Rahe Hai Paro Se Kah Do Devdas Ji…
Tumne mujhe itni berahemi se pitaa sin
Tumne Mujhe Itni Berahemi Se Pitaa Tumne Mujhe Itni Berahemi Se Pitaa Sin Theta Upon…
Jackwa aur jillwa gaye upar hillwa pani
Jackwa Aur Jillwa Gaye Upar Hillwa Pani Bhari Ke Waste Jackwa Gir Gava Uka Khopdi…
Consigmnet kiya dil ka joint veture honeymoon
Consigmnet Kiya Dil Ka Joint Veture Kiya Honeymoon Ka Jab Hosh Aaya Yeah Asset Tha…
Aaj baag mai kali hai kal gulab
Aaj Baag Mai Kali Hai Kal Gulab Hoga Jo Tujhse Shadi Karega Us Ka Dimag…
Zamane se dar kar teri tasveer toilet
Zamane Se Dar Kar Teri Tasveer Toilet Mein Chupa Rakhi Hain Deedar Ho Baar Baar…
Mat roko mujhe mere yaaro jaane do
Mat Roko Mujhe Mere Yaaro Mujhe Jaane Do Waah Kya Dard Hai Mat Roko Mujhe…
Koshish na rahi dil me zajbaat ka
Koshish Na Rahi Dil Me Zajbaat Ka Phir Kya Aankhon Ko Apne Ashq Se Namkeen…