Category: Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Aapni tabiyat ko zara sambhliye is pyar

Aapni Tabiyat Ko Zara Sambhliye Is Pyar Mein Itna Na Uchaliye Dil Mein Agar Dard…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Logon ki zindgi mein style na hota

Logon Ki Zindgi Mein Style Na Hota Ager Yeh Kambakhat Mobile Na Hota Koi Kisi…

Funny Shayri

Intezar mein main khada woh aai aur

Intezar Mein Main Khada, Woh Aai Aur Mein Reh Gaaya Khada, Intezar Mein Mein Khada,…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Hawa ki disha ka dhyan rakhna mushkil

Hawa Ki Disha Ka Dhyan Rakhna Mushkil Samay Mein Humari Yaad Rakhna Humari Dosti Ki…

Funny Shayri

B kuch hota hai g q digestive

B: Kuch Kuch Hota Hai G: Q B: Digestive Problem Hai Na B: Maine Dil…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Palke chupi thi unki aise hi raat

Palke Chupi Thi Unki Aise Hi Raat Bhar, Bosaa Liya Tumne Aur Utha Diya Unko.

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Sui se nikla bhawra phaela haath god

Sui Se Nikla Bhawra Se Phaela Haath God Chod Ke Naak Mein Dawda….

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Hey khuda hum tumse ye faryad karthe

Hey Khuda Hum Tumse Ye Faryad Karthe Hain, Hey Khuda Hum Tumse Ye Faryad Karthe…

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Andheri sadak sunsaan kabristan sooni haveli kaala

Andheri Sadak Sunsaan Kabristan Sooni Haveli Kaala Aasmaan, Bijli Kadki Aaya Toofaan, Raat Ho Gayi…

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Main aur mera roommatemain roommate aksar yeh

Main Aur Mera Roommatemain Aur Mera Roommate Aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain Ghar Saaf Hota…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Humne liya nayaa mobile thoda muskoorai aur

Humne Liya Nayaa Mobile Thoda Muskoorai Aur Thodi Di Smile‚  Usual Smile Kat Tee Nahi…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Kal kare so aaj kar ab phone

Kal Kare So Aaj Kar Aaj Kare So Ab Phone Rakh De Varna Bill Bharegi…

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Kisi dushman ki nazar lagi ke hamare

Kisi Dushman Ki Nazar Lagi Ke Hamare Friendship Ki File Main Be Khissi Ka Virus…

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Insaan se hoti hai khata aur tarah

Insaan Se Hoti Hai Khata Aur Tarah Ki Laikin Usey Milti Hey Saza Aur Tarah…

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Jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi jhom

Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Ayi Jhom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Ayi Bhiga…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Jab koi na yar tha apna aaheinay

Jab Koi Na Yar Tha Apna Aaheinay Ki Tarah Kirdar Tha Apna Hum Laugoon Ko…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Ye gaal tumhare surkh gulab cehra bhi

Ye Gaal Tumhare Surkh Gulab Cehra Bhi Ek Khuli Kitab Kya Ankheen Tumhari Bhaingi Hain…

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Un ki gali say guzrayaj jab ittefaq

Un Ki Gali Say Guzray,Aj Jab Ittefaq Tha Unho Nay Phool Phanka,Gamla Bhi Saath Tha

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Jaane woh kaise hogi shayad aisi yaa

Jaane Woh Kaise Hogi, Shayad Woh Aisi Hogi, Yaa Fir Woh Waisi Hogi, Zyaada Mat…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Kabhi mere dil khyal aata hai ki

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Khyal Aata Hai Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Khyal Aata Hai Ki…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Kya haseen nazara tha nadi ka kinaara

Kya Haseen Nazara Tha, Nadi Ka Kinaara Tha, Zilfon Ka Sahaara Tha, Paas Ja Ke…

Dard Bhari Shayari, Funny Shayri

Aaj ye kaisi udaasi chahyi hai tanhai

Aaj Ye Kaisi Udaasi Chahyi Hai Tanhai Ke Badal Se Bheegi Judai Hai Roya Hai…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Aaya hu bari door se kaha ho

Aaya Hu Bari Door Se Kaha Ho Parathe Nikal Apne Baap Ko Soikhata Hoon Karate…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Hawaon ne rukh hai badla chehron

Hawaon Ne Rukh Hai Badla , Chehron Pe Udasi Chaayi Hai Kahan Pehle Parties, Masti…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

target agar mushkil hai toh chutki mein

“Target” Agar Mushkil Hai Toh Chutki Mein Kar Dete Hai “Asambhav” Hot Toh , Thoda…

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Yeh dua hai meri tum khush raho

Yeh Dua Hai Meri Tum Khush Raho Sada Haste Raho, Pal Pal Haste Hi Raho…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Ek cheenti hoti hai uske paas 3

Ek Cheenti Hoti Hai.. Uske Paas 3 Daane Gehu Ke Hote Hein.. Ek Din Woh…

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Mere kitne sms mile bahut saare koi

Mere Kitne Sms Mile? Bahut Saare? Koi Ache Se Saza Do Mujhe….Chalo Aisa Karo Bhula…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Chandni raat thii woh mere saath thiii

Chandni Raat Thii Woh Mere Saath Thiii Main Uss Pe Uper Tha Woh Mere Neechee…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Tayari hain aaj kahin jane kii doston

Tayari Hain Aaj Kahin Jane Kii.. Doston Se Milne Milane Kii.. Chalta Hun Jara Waqt…

Funny Shayri

Ab hum tum hi se karein ge

Ab Hum Tum Hi Se Karein Ge Chat 2 Hi Baar Aata Hoon Net Par…

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Aati hun jaati hansti hansati bhagti bhagati

Aati Hun Jaati Hun Hansti Hun Hansati Hun Bhagti Hun Bhagati Hun Bolti Hun Bulwati…

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Loha lohe se takrata hai chingari nikalti

Loha Lohe Se Takrata Hai, Chingari Nikalti Hai, Ladka Ladki Se Takrata Hai, Gali Milti…

Funny Shayri, Ishq Shayari, SMS Shayari

Din bhaar tumhare yaad mein hum rote

Din Bhaar Tumhare Yaad Mein Hum Rote Hai Raat Ko Khanaa Khate Hai Our So…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Jaane kyu log flurt karte hain woh

Jaane Kyu Log Flurt Karte Hain Jaane Kyu Woh Affairs Chalate Hain Jaane Kyu Jaane…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Aaj kal aapke sms aana band hai wah

Aaj-Kal Aapke Sms Aana Band Hai Wah Wah! Wah Wah! Aaj-Kal Aapke Sms Aana Band…

Funny Shayri

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application create main

Tumhaare Liye Pyaar Ki Application, Create Main Karoonga Tum Usse Debug Karna, Wait Main Karoonga

Funny Shayri, Punjabi Shayri, SMS Shayari

Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange

Tere Naal Dosti Akhri Sah Tak Nibawange, Tere Pairan Thalle Assi Ta Talliyaan Tikaawange, Jado…

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Maths teacher tell me rohan if u

Maths Teacher: Tell Me Rohan, If U Have 4 Mangoes And I Ask U To…

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Romance mathematics smart man woman

Romance Mathematics Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman =…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Miyan chhuttan bane dulha sitara ho toh

Miyan Chhuttan Bane Dulha, Sitara Ho Toh Aisa Ho… Bandha Hai Kya Hasin Chehra… Nazara…

Dard Bhari Shayari, Funny Shayri

Na samajh saka wo nigah ki baat

Na Samajh Saka Wo Nigah Ki Baat Na Samjah Saka Wo Dil Ka Saaz Na…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

School mein bore hona buri baat hai

School Mein Bore Hona Buri Baat Hai Din Ke Sapne Dekhna Achi Baat Hai Lekin…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Salaman ne kaha maine pyar kiya phir

Salaman Ne Kaha Maine Pyar Kiya Phir Bola Andaz Aapna Aapna Phir Hum Sath Sath…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Aap ki shayari mein woh dum nahi

Aap Ki Shayari Mein Woh Dum Nahi Lekin Aap Kisi Se Kam Bhi Nahi Jawab…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Suhag raat thi phoolo se saji sej

Suhag Raat Thi Phoolo Se Saji Sej Thi Aage Bhi Bohat Kuch Hota Kambakht Is…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Bewafa sanam se to cigarate acchi hain

Bewafa Sanam Se To Cigarate Acchi Hain Dil Jalta To Hain Par Hoton Se To…

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Had vodka with water i felt drunk

Had Vodka With Water I Felt Drunk I Had Whisky With Water I Felt Drunk…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Tum bahut khubsurat ho khud ko duniya

Tum Bahut Khubsurat Ho, Khud Ko Duniya Se Chupaya Karo. Aankhon Ke Kajal Se Kya…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Kahten hain ki ishq mein nind ud

Kahten Hain Ki Ishq Mein Nind Ud Jaya Karti Hai Are Koi Hamse Bhi Ishq…

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Hawa mein bindaas ud rahaa tha gaalib

Hawa Mein Bindaas Ud Rahaa Tha Gaalib Hawa Mein Azaad Ud Rahaa Tha Gaalib Hawa…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Priyanka ji aayi thi sabki shaadi karane

Priyanka Ji Aayi Thi Sabki Shaadi Karane Khoob Maze Kiye The ..Hogayi Ghum Kaha Najane…

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Hritik mein ayesa kyon hun kyoun

Hritik : Mein Ayesa Kyon Hun, Mein Ayesa Kyoun Hun Mein Ayeso Kyon Hu Mein…

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Om gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra

Om Gilli Gilli Chu Mantar Kali Kalantar Abra Ka Dabra Om Gilli Gilli Chu Mantar…

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Manjil ki taraf badte chalo jo dil

Manjil Ki Taraf Badte Chalo, Jo Dil Kahe Usi Rah Ko Chuno. Peeche Walo Ko…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Agar me aap k sms ka jawab

Agar Me Aap K Sms Ka Jawab Na Don. Kabhi Miss Call Na Kar Paon…

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Ek chaila babu ja rahai hai marag

Ek Chaila Babu Ja Rahai Hai Marag Main Dhakke Kha Rahai Hai Hum Ne Pucha…

Funny Shayri

Legs utha ke karo tange faila karo

Legs Utha Ke Karo……….. Tange Faila Ke Karo………. Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo……… Aage Peechey Dono…

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Maine ek khawaab dekha khawab me phir

Maine Ek Khawaab Dekha, Khawab Me Phir Ek Khawaab Dekha Is Khawaab Me Maine Tujhe…

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I want u 2 know dat our

I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Friendship Means Alot 2 Me. U Cry I…

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Kachre ke dibbe mein tujh ko bitha

Kachre Ke Dibbe Mein Tujh Ko Bitha Ke Jhaadoo Aur Ponchhe Se Tujh Ko Sajaa…

Funny Shayri

Question hum aksar garmiyon main londan

Question : Hum Aksar Garmiyon Main Londan Ko Jate Hain Dekh Kar Wahan Ka Husan…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Main shohar number 420 khirki se bahar

Main Shohar Number 420 Khirki Se Bahar Dekhta Hoon Rang Birangi Ladkiyon Ko Paas Se…

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Khuda karay sab hasinaon ke baap mar

Khuda Karay Sab Hasinaon Ke Baap Mar Jaain Maut Ka Bahana Ho Aur Hum In…

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Na ishq ne mara pyar jaan dil

Na Ishq Ne Mara Na Pyar Ne Mara Na Jaan Ne Mara Na Dil Ne…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Jabse beghum ne mujhe murga bana rakha

Jabse Beghum Ne Mujhe Murga Bana Rakha Hai Main Ne Nazro Ki Trah Sir Bhi…

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Cham athanay ki chaliya ka paan chal

Cham Cham Cham Athanay Ki Chaliya Athanay Ka Paan Chal Meray Ghoray Hindustan Hindustan Ki…

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Main toh raste ja raha tha ice cream

Main Toh Raste Ja Raha Tha Main Toh Raste Ja Raha Tha Main Toh Ice-Cream…

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Duniya waalon ab rakho apne dil ko

Duniya Waalon Ab Rakho Apne Dil Ko Thamke, Hum Bhi Ho Gaye Mariz ,…. Sardi…

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Mahak uthti hai fiza tere aane se

Mahak Uthti Hai Fiza Tere Aane Se Kya Kar Sakti Ho Tum Aadat To Nahi…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Patni ne pati se itra ke laja

Patni Ne Pati Se Itra Ke Laja Ke Bade Pyaar Se Poocha Aji Kahiye To…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Ek din shayar apni biwi se bola

Ek Din Shayar Apni Biwi Se Bola, Ea Janesanam Hata Lo Apni Enn Julfon Ko,…

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Mere exam hain agle hi mahine se

Mere Exam Hain Agle Hi Mahine Se Shuru Parhne Bethoon To Mujhey Niind Bohot Aati…

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Woh humari gali mein aaye hamari aur

Woh Humari Gali Mein Aaye Woh Humari Gali Mein Aaye Woh Hamari Gali Mein Aaye…

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Hotho se jo choo liya ehsaas aab

Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya, Ehsaas Aab Tak Hai, Aankhe Nam Hai, Aur Sanso Mein…

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Door se dekha to sher nazar aaya

Door Se Dekha‚  To Sher Nazar Aaya Door Se Dekha‚  To Sher Nazar Aaya Door…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Woh muje marke kabra par muskurate huye

Woh Muje Marke Kabra Par Muskurate Huye Chali Gayi Zamana Yeh Samjhe Oh Chahati Hai…

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Main jaa raha tha allahabad sey cheenai

Main Jaa Raha Tha Allahabad Sey Cheenai Saamnay Baithi Thi Ek Hasina Chuimui Mast Nighaon…

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Neend mein aati hai paree jaisi lagti

Neend Mein Aati Hai Paree Jaisi Lagti Hai Neend Mein Aati Hai Paree Jaisi Lagti…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Chadarmukhi se kah do devdas ji ja

Chadarmukhi Se Kah Do Devdas Ji Ja Rahe Hai Paro Se Kah Do Devdas Ji…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Jackwa aur jillwa gaye upar hillwa pani

Jackwa Aur Jillwa Gaye Upar Hillwa Pani Bhari Ke Waste Jackwa Gir Gava Uka Khopdi…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Tumne mujhe itni berahemi se pitaa sin

Tumne Mujhe Itni Berahemi Se Pitaa Tumne Mujhe Itni Berahemi Se Pitaa Sin Theta Upon…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Consigmnet kiya dil ka joint veture honeymoon

Consigmnet Kiya Dil Ka Joint Veture Kiya Honeymoon Ka Jab Hosh Aaya Yeah Asset Tha…

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Aaj baag mai kali hai kal gulab

Aaj Baag Mai Kali Hai Kal Gulab Hoga Jo Tujhse Shadi Karega Us Ka Dimag…

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Zamane se dar kar teri tasveer toilet

Zamane Se Dar Kar Teri Tasveer Toilet Mein Chupa Rakhi Hain Deedar Ho Baar Baar…

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Mat roko mujhe mere yaaro jaane do

Mat Roko Mujhe Mere Yaaro Mujhe Jaane Do Waah Kya Dard Hai Mat Roko Mujhe…

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When i call you 1st ring mean

When I Call You 1st Ring Mean I Love You 2nd Ring Mean I Miss…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Kar chale hum luta ye watan saathiyon

Kar Chale Hum Luta Ye Watan Saathiyon Ab Humare Hawale Iska Dhan Sathiyon Kar Chale…