Category: Funny Shayri
Funny Shayri
Aaj kal hota hai aisa karta har
Aaj Kal Hota Hai Aisa Karta Hai Har Koi Paisa Paisa Rota Hai Koi Paise…
Yoon to tumhari aankhon main utar jaane
Yoon To Tumhari Aankhon Main Utar Jaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai Yoon To Tumhari Aankhon…
J 13 khayal 20 na aaway 80
J 13 Khayal 20 Na Aaway 80 Udaas Ho Jaanday Aan Tay 100 20 Nai…
Hai tu agar mera dilbar to aaj
Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar To Aaj Ke Lunch Ka…
Teri beauty ne dil mein attack kiya
Teri Beauty Ne Dil Mein Attack Kiya Sab Ko Reject Kiya Tumko Select Kiya Request…
Agar tum kaho to tumhaare liye aasmaan
Agar Tum Kaho To Tumhaare Liye…. Aasmaan Ke Chaand Taare Todh Doon… Itna Kaafi Hai…
Agar isi se sawarti ho kisi ke
Agar Isi Se Sawarti Ho Kisi Ke Zindagi To Hum Haazir Hain Abhi Marne Ke…
Ham bhi teri yaad main tajmahal banwayangay
Ham Bhi Teri Yaad Main Tajmahal Banwayangay Shah Jahan Ne To Mumtaj Ko Murda Dafnaya…
Koyi mujhe yuhi bura kaise keh sakthe
Koyi Mujhe Yuhi Bura Kaise Keh Sakthe Hain, Koyi Mujhe Yuhi Bura Kaise Keh Sakthe…
You cute hot sweet intelligent amazing
You = Cute You = Hot You = Sweet You = Intelligent You = Amazing…
Dosti mei mujhe shata raha hai koi
Dosti Mei Mujhe Shata Raha Hai Koi Chahat Me Mujhe Mita Raha Hai Koi Mere…
Tu lagdi te inni sohni hain tainu
Tu Lagdi Te Inni Sohni Hain Tainu Heer Na Aakhiye Te Ki Aakhiye, Tu Lagda…
Unse mulakat ke liye hum utavle ho
Unse Mulakat Ke Liye Hum Utavle Ho Gaye Mahino Unke Yaadon Ke Sahare Jeete Rahe…
Tujhe dekha to meri aankhen sharab ho
Tujhe Dekha To Meri Aankhen Sharab Ho Gayee Murge Ki Taang Bhi Seekha Kabab Ho…
Is qadar us se main ne chatting
Is Qadar Us Se Main Ne Chatting Ki Dil Ka Inbox Us Se Bhar Dala…
Aise apna dream date ho jo tum
Aise Apna Dream Date Ho Jo Tum Cruise Jaisa Haseen Ho Brad Pitt Jaisa Sexy…
Jindagi ke haseen mod pe is se
Jindagi Ke Haseen Mod Pe, Is Se Behtar Mauka Kahan? Ki Hum Sab Kuch Bhool…
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#Include<Std Isd Pco.H> #Include<Love.H> #Define Cute Beautiful_lady Main() { Goto College; Scanf(“100%”,&Ladies); If(Lady ==cute )…
Salman kya karti ho jara aishwarya banker
Salman Salman Kya Karti Ho, Jara Aishwarya Banker To Dikhao, Do Char Taj Mahal To…
Mera dil para hai loose is ko
Mera Dil Para Hai Loose Is Ko Matt Karo Tum Use Warna Parain Gay Tum…
Ek hum hai jo unki yaad main
Ek Hum Hai Jo Unki Yaad Main Tub Bhaar Bhaar Ke Roye Ek Who Hai…
Kudiyan yeh aajkal ki pudiyan aafatt humare
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan Pudiyan Yeh Aafatt Ki Pudiyan Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan…
Aik shaer ki shaadi main chooha bht
Aik Shaer Ki Shaadi Main Aik Chooha Bht Zoro Shor Say Bhngra Dal Raha Tha…
Mousam suhana hai barsat ka zamanaa hai
Mousam Suhana Hai Barsat Ka Zamanaa Hai, Dear Ab Tu Kar Do Sms, Kya Balance…
Tum gulab ho baharo ka mai kanta
Tum Gulab Ho Baharo Ka ..Mai Kanta Hu Usme Laga….. Tum Bangali Rusmalai Priye..Mai Desi…
Ab bhi hota hai hamare saath koi
Ab Bhi Hota Hai Hamare Saath Koi Gulbadan Jab Bhi Hota Hai Hamare Saath Koi…
Aap ke desktop pe hai kitne saare
Aap Ke Desktop Pe Hai Kitne Saare Icon, Usme Ek Hai Humaare Pyaar Kaa Icon,…
Meri khidki ke samne ek dareecha khulta
Meri Khidki Ke Samne Ek Dareecha Khulta Hai Shaam , Doopaher Aur Sawere Ek Sawnla…
Dekhte ki unki aankhon mein doob gaye
Dekhte Ki Unki Aankhon Mein Doob Gaye, Phool Jaise..Khud Kaanton Ko Choob Gaye. Pal Bhar…
Door se dekha to barish gir rahi
Door Se Dekha To Barish Gir Rahi Thi….. Door Se Dekha To Barish Gir Rahi…
Chhod kar main taash aadhi shab mein
Chhod Kar Main Taash, Aadhi Shab Mein Jab Uthney Lagaa Yaar Boley, “Bhaabi Tum Par…
Tumhari yaad main hum duniya bhula bethe
Tumhari Yaad Main Hum Duniya Bhula Bethe, Tumhari Yaad Main Hum Duniya Bhula Bethe, Is…
Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai aaankh
Rafta Rafta Dekho Aankh Meri Lari Hai Aaankh Jis Se Lari Hai Woh Meri Maa…
Once there was a mirror which used
Once There Was A Mirror Which Used To Kill -Å— Liers-Â French : I Think…
Daakhla is ne college mein kia lay
Daakhla Is Ne College Mein Kia Lay Lia (Daakhla=admission) Larkiyoon Mein Bara Mautabir Hogya Khirkiyoon…
Unki gali se guzra ek azib ittafak
Unki Gali Se Guzra, Ek Azib Ittafak Tha Usne Phul Feka, Gamla Bhi Sath Tha
Mujhay pyaar karo meray pyaaray meaan apni
Mujhay Pyaar Karo Meray Pyaaray Meaan Apni Bahaahon Main Lo Mujhay Bosay Do Aur Kal…
Ek bhola sa chehra daga de gaya
Ek Bhola Sa Chehra Daga De Gaya, Pyar Hi To Kiya Thaa Gunaah To Nahi,…
Dhokha mila jab pyar mein zindagi udaasi
Dhokha Mila Jab Pyar Mein Zindagi Mein Udaasi Cha Gai Socha Tha Chod Denge Is…
Meri sanso me samay b bahot lagta
Meri Sanso Me Samay B Bahot Lagta Hai, Aur Wahi Shakhs Paraya B Bhot Lagta…
Wafadar ban gaya hu tere pyar mein
Wafadar Ban Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mein Wafadar Ban Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mein Wafadar…
Cigrate piney ka ek faida hai insan
Cigrate Piney Ka Ek Faida Hai Insan Kabhi Borah Nahi Hota Kyun Ki‚Â Woh Borah…
Moonchain kiya faida aisi moonchon ka kuch
Moonchain…… Kiya Faida Aisi Moonchon Ka Kuch Tau Kerain Khiyal In Moonchon Ka Aap Ne…
Som and sheela went for skiing brought
Som And Sheela Went For Skiing, Som Brought Along A Big Thermos. Sheela Had Never…
Hoon mai doctor jahan meri wife hai
Hoon Mai Doctor Jahan, Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha, Yeh Kaisa Julm Sehna Padta Hai,…
Ramchandra keh gaye siyaa se aisa kalyug
Ramchandra Keh Gaye Siyaa Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega, Ek Dost Ek Taraf Se Sms Karega,…
Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi
Pichle Zamane Ki Ladkiyan Yeh Kehti Thi: Pehla Pehla Pyaar Hai, Aankhon Me Khumaar Hai,…
You r my sweet sona i don8217t
You R My Sweet Sona I Don’t Want U 2 Khona I Want A Place…
Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga angreji sharab
Amiri Ke Khwab Dekhne Laga, Angreji Sharab Chakhane Laga, Baap Ne Kabhi Page Nahi Dekha,…
Ye bataya doston ne ishq furmaane ke
Ye Bataya Doston Ne Ishq Furmaane Ke Baad Is Liye Kumrey Ki Ek-Ek Cheez Check…
Sher woh nahin jo likha jaata hai
Sher Woh Nahin Jo Likha Jaata Hai Sher Woh Nahin Jo Padha Jaata Hai Abe,…
Dr ke band clinic ke age lambi
Dr. Ke‚Â Band Clinic Ke Age Lambi Line Thi Ek Sardar Bar Bar Line Mein…
Ai khuda mat kar haseeno ko paida
Ai Khuda Mat Kar Haseeno Ko Paida Yeh Apne Husn Par Naaz Karti Hain Laga…
Padhkar teri shayeri main daftar roya nishita
Padhkar Teri Shayeri Main Daftar Main Roya Nishita Teri Shayeri Ne Mera Aaj Ka Kaam…
Jo andheron mein chamke use noor kahte
Jo Andheron Mein Chamke Use Noor Kahte Ahin, Jo Dimaag Pe Chhaa Jaaye Use Fitoor…
Kahi pe neghain nishana badmash hote hai
Kahi Pe Neghain Kahi Pe Nishana Badmash Hote Hai Yeh Ladke Zara Samhal Ke Nazdeek…
Internet par hogi kheti soch mein baitha
Internet Par Hogi Kheti Soch Mein Baitha Tha Kisan Sincha Khet Na Mila Pet Bhar…
aashiq se apney ik din maashooq ne
“Aashiq Se Apney Ik Din Maashooq Ne Ye Poochhaa Shaadi Se Aakhir Itni Kyon Badzani…
Ullu banaya banaya aapne tere bin suni
Ullu Banaya………. Ullu Banaya Aapne Tere Bin Suni Hai Pocket Tere Bin Deta Na Koi…
Gujra hoon us gali se to phir
Gujra Hoon Us Gali Se To Phir Yaad Aa-Gaya Uska Woh Intefaaq Ajeeb Intefaaq Thaa…
Zindigi ke safar mein kisi rah dagar
Zindigi Ke Safar Mein Kisi Rah Mein Kisi Dagar Mein Koi Mile To Usse Apna…
Ladkiyan hoti hain bina dum wali kutiyan
Ladkiyan Hoti Hain Bina Dum Wali Kutiyan Yeh Hoti Hain Mardon Ke Per Ki Jootiyan…
Kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi light gayi
Kanjoos Ki Biwi Bimaar Thi Light Gayi To Candle Jala Dee Aur Bola Doctor Lene…
Hansna hai to hi ise padho mere
Hansna Hai To Hi Ise Padho Mere Bhai, Aur Zindagi Kya Hai Sirf Khushiyon Ki…
Sahwaag pad gaya hai thanda kab laaega
Sahwaag Pad Gaya Hai Thanda Kab Laaega Wo Naya Phanda Sachin Sahab Aaram Farma Rahe…
Na dil ki baaji thi ka souda
Na Dil Ki Baaji Thi Na Dil Ka Souda Agr De Date Wo Hume Waqt…
Asi bhejde rahe message tusi padh padh ke
Asi Bhejde Rahe Message, Tusi Padh-Padh Ke Muskurande Rahe, Tusi Kade Rupaiya Vi Na Kharacheya,…
If bill gates marries madhuri dixit these
If Bill Gates Marries Madhuri Dixit These Could Be The Caption In Newspapers Bill Goes…
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke i don8217t
Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ke I Don’t Like Your Face Par Dil Ke Storage Mein…
Meri shayri ki main kya daad doon
Meri Shayri Ki Main Kya Daad Doon, Tu Mooh Khol Main Paad Doon
Pani se pyas na buzi to sarab
Pani Se Pyas Na Buzi To Sarab Pine Nikla, Socha Tha Sikayat Karunga Khuda Se…
Door jab gav me bacha rota hai
Door Door Jab Gav Me Bacha Rota Hai Tab Uski Maa Kehti Hai. Beta ,Uuu…Uuu…Uuu…Uuuu…..
Ab to mujhe internet lagadein meri bhi
Ab To Mujhe Internet Lagadein, Meri Bhi Mauj Karadein , Mein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber…
Sehwag ki maa ko bulao sachin pepsi
Sehwag Ki Maa Ko Bulao, Sachin Ko Pepsi Pilao, Ganguly Ko Chawanprash Khilao, Dravid Ko…
Roz rat ko yaha kaha se aate
Roz Rat Ko Yaha Kaha Se Aate Hai Machhar, Marte Hai Us Se Jayada Paida…
Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke
Log Ishq Karte Hai Bade Shor Ke Saath Humne Bhi Kiya,Bade Zor Ke Saath Magar…
Gandhi bhi chala gaya nehru mar subhash
Gandhi Bhi Chala Gaya, Nehru Bhi Mar Gaya, Subhash Bose Ka Bhi Kuchh Pata Nahi,…
Sms woh gyaan hai jo batne se
Sms Woh Gyaan Hai Jo Batne Se Badhata Hai, Isiliye He Prani Tu Bill Ka…
Tum itni pyaari ho ke tumhe palkon
Tum Itni Pyaari Ho Ke Tumhe Palkon Par Bithaa Rakhaa Hain Tum Itni Pyaari Ho…
75 year old lady ne newspaper me
75 Year Old Lady Ne Newspaper Me Add Diya, -Å— Zarorut-E-Rishta-Â 7 Din K Baad…
Life brings kabhie kushi kabhie ghum how
Life Brings “Kabhie Kushi Kabhie Ghum” How Long It Last “Naa Tum Jano Naa Hum”…
Aaj bagh mein kali hai kal khila
Aaj Bagh Mein Kali Hai, Kal Khila Gulab Hoga, Jo Tujh Se Shaadi Karega, Uska…
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan mare ho
Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Mare Ho Aansu Tere Nikle To Aankhe Mare Ho Khuda…
Aik dafa woh yaad he tum ko
Aik Dafa Woh Yaad He Tum Ko Bin Bati Ke Jab Chalan Hwa Tha Hum…
Tum se tasveer dil behlane ke liye
Tum Se Tasveer Dil Behlane, Ke Liye Nahin Mangi Thhi. Bachche Zid Karen To Unhe,…
Teri adaae tera muskurana dekhna mujh ko
Teri Adaae Tera Muskurana Dekhna Mujh Ko Phir Sharma Jana Itna Hi Kaafi Tha Ghayal…
Industriyan saari mere yaar kha gaye meri
Industriyan Saari Mere Yaar Kha Gaye Meri Sari Jaidaad Rishtedaar Kha Gaye Marne Ke Baad…
Ghar ke kaama se door hai buddi
Ghar Ke Kaama Se Door Hai Buddi Dub Ko Fashion Mein Choor Hai Buddi Maxi…