Category: Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

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Qayamat de din jab farishte ne sabse

Qayamat De Din Jab Farishte Ne Sabse Kaha Apne Apne Gunah Paper Pe Likho, Sab…

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Adaaa karega yeh dil jo lagaan hai

Adaaa Karega Yeh Dil Jo Lagaan Hai Baaki Fanaa To Fsal Hui Hai Kisaan Hai…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Jab tumhara janam hua tum ro rahe

Jab Tumhara Janam Hua Tum Ro Rahe The…… Or Sabhi Tumhe Dekhkar Muskurate The…. Jiyo…

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Paar chari ikh bakri o chardi gi

Paar Chari Ikh Bakri O Bakri Chardi Gi Chrdi Gi”Chardi Gi Chardi Gi”Dusray Pasu Tal…

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Maine use pyar kiya apna samajhkar usne

Maine Use Pyar Kiya Apna Samajhkar, Usne Mujhe Laat Maari Gadha Samajhkar Maine Usko Gulabjamun…

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Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga Jaise Ujda Sa Baag Abandoned Garden Jaise Sookha…

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Saaz chaida to tarene ban gaye likhne

Saaz Chaida To Tarene Ban Gaye Likhne Baithe To Afsane Ban Gaye Hum Teri Yaad…

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Ladkiyon ko chedta tha woh sandel maarti

Ladkiyon Ko Chedta Tha Woh Sandel Maarti Thi Unhi Ko Jama Karke Sandel Ki Dukaan…

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Kis ko yaad kijiye royiye aaram aachi

Kis Kis Ko Yaad Kijiye Kis Kis Ko Royiye Aaram Aachi Cheez Hai Muh Dhak…

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I have a confession to make ever

I Have A Confession To Make, Ever Since I Have Known You Its Kinda Hard…

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Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan samaan hamaar

Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan .. Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan… Moti Hamaar Kutte Ka Naam!!

Dard Bhari Shayari, Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Dil yuhi kisi pe aata nahi pyar

Dil Yuhi Kisi Pe Aata Nahi Pyar Yuhi Kisi Se Kiya Jaata Nahi Pyar Kiya…

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Chupchaap na le jaaye saraa samandar chura

Chupchaap Na Le Jaaye Saraa Samandar Chura Ke Wo Sakhs Jo Kinare Pe Khada Kuchh…

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Yara ho yara baap ne mara aur

Yara Ho Yara, Baap Ne Mara Aur Diya Mujhko, Ghar Se Nikaal Mera To Ho…

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Dhobi ka kutta leke bhaga malik jutta

Dhobi Ka Kutta Leke Bhaga Malik Ka Jutta Nikal Pada Jungle Ki Side But He…

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Meri bottle chupa do kafan mein marne

Meri Bottle Chupa Do Kafan Mein Marne Ke Baad Bhi Piya Karoonga Jab Mangega Hisaab…

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Galfat mein dil ke doctor hawale kar

Galfat Mein Dil Dil Ke Doctor Ke Hawale Kar Diya Usne Traffic Zaam Dekh Kar…

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Dil main he mere dard e bhutto dard e bhutto

Dil Main He Mere Dard-E-Bhutto -Å— Dard-E-Bhutto- -Å— Dard-E-Bhutto- Wo Hasina Wo Nilam Pari,, Hui…

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Koi gam nahi phir bhi mann udaas

Koi Gam Nahi Phir Bhi Mann Udaas Hai, Koi Rishta Nahi Fir Bhi Ek Aas…

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1 girl ask 2 pappu woh

1 Girl Ask 2 Pappu : Woh Kia Hai Jo Cow K Paas 4 Or…

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Jab kaha tha aao aatey na the

Jab Kaha Tha Aao‚  Aatey Na The Bin Kehey Ab Bar Bar Aaney Lagey Ya…

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Ap ko macher ne kaata ye us

Ap Ko Macher Ne Kaata Ye Us Ka Janun Thaa Ap Ne Khujli Ke Ye…

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Hum to mar gaye teri ek hi

Hum To Mar Gaye Teri Ek Hi Hasi Per Zalim Aagar Marna Tha To Muskurana…

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Mein uski hoon woh mere siwa kisi

Mein Uski Hoon. Woh Mere Siwa Kisi Kay Pass Nahin Jata, Us Kay Bina Mere…

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Ladkiyon ko banaya rab ki rahmat thi

Ladkiyon Ko Banaya Rab Ki Rahmat Thi Bachhon Ko Banaya Rab Ki Inayat Thi Per…

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Jab gire baadal teri yaad aayi jhoom

Jab Jab Gire Baadal, Teri Yaad Aayi Jhoom Ke Barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad Aayi Bheega…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Bholi si soorat aankhon mein masti dooor

Bholi Si Soorat Aankhon Mein Masti Dooor Khadi Sharmaye Aye Haye Ladki Sings Kaali Si…

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B bada h handsom a aur i

B- Bada H- Handsom A- Aur I- Intelligent Y- Yaar A- Apna How’s That?

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Jaane woh humse kya le gaye unse

Jaane Woh Humse Kya Le Gaye Unse Nazare Mili Aur Dil Chura Le Gaye Shayad…

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Jab kisi ladki ki aawaz sunta hoon

Jab Kisi Ladki Ki Aawaz Sunta Hoon, Teri Baatein Yaad Aati Hain Khana Kahne Beithta…

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Karti nahi shairee aur qalam utha rakha

Karti Nahi Shairee… Aur Qalam Utha Rakha Hai….. Ay Zindagi Terey Har Modr Ko Kagaz…

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Mane tu bahu j sari lage cho

Mane Tu Bahu J Sari Lage Cho, Zindagi Na Darek Rasta Ma Mane Tu Sari…

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Ae janejigarjanetammanajanemann panch quintal tera vajjan tu

Ae Janejigar,Janetammana,Janemann, Panch Quintal Tera Vajjan, Tu Jo Mere Uppar Girri, Mar Jayonga Main To…

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Mukkamal itni khusian mili ki aknh se

Mukkamal Itni Khusian Mili Ki Aknh Se Ansoo Aa Gaye Mukkamal Itni Khusian Mili Ki…

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Apni khidki se unki khdki ka nazara

Apni Khidki Se Unki Khdki Ka Nazara Yoonto Saaf Hi Nazar Aata Tha, Ye Baat…

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Hume kya pata tha ke tum itne

Hume Kya Pata Tha Ke Tum Itne Ho Selfich Aur Tumhe Abhi Bhi Nahi Pata…

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Janey kyu mujhey is sardi mein nahlatey

Janey Kyu Mujhey Is Sardi Mein Nahlatey Hai Yeh Log Hukum Apna Kyun Mujh Pe…

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Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai

Mulk Ki Bhi Ek Sarhad Hoti Hai Bache Ki Bhi Ek Zid Hoti Hai Aur…

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Khuda aap jaise dost khahi na banaye

Khuda Aap Jaise Dost Khahi Na Banaye Ek Hi Namuna Jo Humare Paas Hai Woh…

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Waise to wo vidvaan bahut hai par

Waise To Wo Vidvaan Bahut Hai Par Jab Se Neha Se Ishq Farmaya Hai Wo…

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U r accent of my life alto

U R Accent Of My Life. Alto Of My Dreams. Ikon Of My Eye. Indica…

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Cheetee ne hathhani se shadi rachayee daawat

Cheetee Ne Hathhani Se Shadi Rachayee Daawat Sabhi Ne Khayee Par Cheetee Ne Ek Raat…

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Woh mails chats ke hum milte the

Woh Mails Woh Chats Ke Hum Milte The Mere Chat Ka Font-O-Color Wahan Aaj Bhi…

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Ek bandar apni maa se puchta hai

Ek Bandar Apni Maa Se Puchta Hai. Maa, Maa Main Kitna Badsurat Hu? Maa Kehti…

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A smile says i like you kis

A Smile Says I Like You. A Kis Says I Luv You… But When A…

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Kya yaar kuch to likha karo hume

Kya Yaar… Kuch To Likha Karo!! Hume Bhi Yaad Kiya Karo… Door Hai To Kya…

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Ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely problem hai

Ladkiyaan Sunder Hain Aur Lonely Hain Problem Hai Ki Bus Voh Read Only Hain

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Bachelor8217s schedule monday ko dosti tues

Bachelor’s Schedule… Monday Ko Dosti ; Tues Ko Pyar ; Wed Ko Shaadi ; Thus…

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Je toon parhna likhna nee te mitra

Je Toon Parhna Likhna Nee Te Mitra Baaba Ban Jaa Yaar Eston Wadhiya Dunia Wich…

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Shama ro key parwano se keh rahi

Shama Ro Ro Key Parwano Se Keh Rahi Hai Mujhey Roomal La Do Meri Naak…

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Ek dost ka se waada rahaa marte

Ek Dost Ka Ek Dost Se Waada Rahaa Marte Dum Tak Na Todenge Ye Dosthi…

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Jubse nazar mili aapse mujhe kuch hooo

Jubse Nazar Mili Aapse Mujhe Kuch Hooo Gaya Hai Raaton Ko Neend Nahi Aati Din…

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Jab humne chaha tab tum jage hamne

Jab Jab Humne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jage Jab Jab Hamne Chaha Tab Tab Tum…

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Mujhe kuch kehna hai jab se main

Mujhe Kuch Kehna Hai Jab Se Main Ne Tumhein Dekha Hai Tarzan Main Main To…

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Viru bhiru last year the name plate outside

Viru: Bhiru, Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Ur House Read Bhiru B.A. This Year It…

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Kidki mein jankte huwe din guzre mahine

Kidki Mein Jankte Huwe Din Guzre Mahine Ban Gaye Mahine Guzre Saal Ban Gaye Ab…

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Tere pyar me umar bhar intezaar kiya

Tere Pyar Me Umar Bhar Intezaar Kiya Tere Pyar Me Umar Bhar Intezaar Kiya Aur…

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Julfon mein khushboo ankhon jadoo kayamat kahan

Julfon Mein Khushboo, Ankhon Mein Jadoo Kayamat Kahan Se Chali Aa Rahi Hai Khuda Ke…

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Ho gayi galti humse click gaya mouse

Ho Gayi Galti Humse Click Ho Gaya Mouse Duniya Ki Parwaah Chodo Ban Jaao Meri…

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Saara din yaadon me guzar jaata hai

Saara Din Yaadon Me Guzar Jaata Hai, Phir Bhi Raat Ko Aapka Hi Khawaab Aata…

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Dil se tumhe pyar kerte hai labon

Dil Se Tumhe Pyar Kerte Hai Labon Se Enkar Kerte Hai Naina Se Ekrar Kerte…

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Wo mud ke hame dekh rahe the

Wo Mud Mud Ke Hame Dekh Rahe The, Aur Hum Unhe, Wo Mud Mud Ke…

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Apne sare gum bhula diye tere liye

Apne Sare Gum Bhula Diye Tere Liye Apne Sare Gum Bhula Diye Tere Liye Aye…

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Paas jab tum hote nahi bechani se

Paas Jab Tum Hote Nahi, Bechani Se Hoti Hai, Tahani Bhi Khaye Jati Hai, Kya…

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Badi matlabi duniya hai dost thodi si

Badi Matlabi Duniya Hai Dost Thodi Si Jeb Kya Dhilee Ho Gayi Hum Se Rista…

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Fer ki hoya je tu hatha te

Fer Ki Hoya Je Tu Hatha Te Mehndi La Layi Hun Assi Vi Sehra Sajawange,…

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Hasti thi hasati khelti khilati roti rulati

Hasti Thi Hasati Thi Khelti Thi Khilati Thi Roti Thi Rulati Thi Chupti Thi Chupati…

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Khushiya hoti hai gum bhulane ke liye

Khushiya Hoti Hai Gum Bhulane Ke Liye Khushiya Hoti Hai Gum Bhulane Ke Liye Gum…

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Tum dil ki dhadkan mein rehti ho

Tum Dil Ki Dhadkan Mein Rehti Ho Rehti Ho Baho Mai Aajao Sapno Mein Kho…

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Tinka kar ke teri yadon ka mahal

Tinka Tinka Kar Ke Teri Yadon Ka Mahal Banate Hai Tinka Tinka Kar Ke Teri…

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Meri zindgi per faqat itna ehsan ker

Meri Zindgi Per Faqat Itna Ehsan Ker Do Ik Be-Naam Si Mohabbt Mere Naam Ker…

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Why do you think i sms

Why Do You Think I Sms You ? Is It Because I Care ? Or…

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Do u know why i luv u

Do U Know Why I Luv U… It’s B’cos Gandhi Ji Has Said “Love Animals”

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Gum ki aandhiya aaise chali hum tum

Gum Ki Aandhiya Aaise Chali, Hum Tum Bichadh Gaye, Aansu Bhi Humse Puchne Lage, Aapke…

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Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera

Jab Tum Angdayi Leti Ho Tho Mera Dum Nikal Jata Hai Jab Tum Angdayi Leti…

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Boss jai do u believe in life

Boss: Jai, Do U Believe In Life After Death? Jai: Yes, But Why Did U…

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Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar flutter

Aasmaan Mein Ud Raha Hai Kabootar Aasmaan Mein Ud Raha Hai Kabootar Flutter Flutter, Flutter…

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Jindgi ek bus stop hai har ladki bus

Jindgi Ek Bus-Stop Hai Har Ladki Ek Bus Hai Iske Pichhe Bhago To Chali Jati…

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Jab hamari yaad ke siva unke paas

Jab Hamari Yaad Ke Siva Unke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Tab Shayari Likhne Ke Liye…

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Unka deedar hamein kya rog laga gaya

Unka Deedar Hamein Kya Rog Laga Gaya, Dil Ke Kone Me Mohabbat Ka Keeda Jaga…

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Geeta sar sms kar aur bhul ja

Geeta Sar:- Sms Kar Aur Bhul Ja Reply Ki Apeksha Mat Rakh Kiya Hua Sms…

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Higo pigo jila aai mai hula timpa

Higo Pigo Jila Jila Aai Mai Hula Hula Timpa Taka Dampa Taka Jingara Jingara Shapath…

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Aam hai khatte angoor meethe shayri sunnewale

Aam Hai Khatte, Angoor Hai Meethe, Shayri Sunnewale Hai Ullu Ke Patthe

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Ab ke sawan ek tofa lai ge

Ab Ke Sawan Ek Tofa Lai Ge Heera Na Moti Par Peeyas Lai Ge Tumhare…

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Exams ka saya hai exam ke dino

Exams Ka Saya Hai, Exam Ke Dino Mein Sukh Kisne Paya Hai? Duniya Wale Kehte…

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Ek aag si lagi dhuaan sa oottha

Ek Aag Si Lagi Dhuaan Sa Oottha Mahfil Mein Unki Dam Ghutney Sa Laga Dekh…

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Kabr pe behatasha rote hue shakhs se

Kabr Pe Behatasha Rote Hue Shakhs Se Humne Poochhaa, Kis Ki Yaad Mein Ro Rahe…

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Aaj kal hota hai aisa karta har

Aaj Kal Hota Hai Aisa Karta Hai Har Koi Paisa Paisa Rota Hai Koi Paise…