Category: Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Tere intzaar mein ye aankhein soyi nahi

Tere Intzaar Mein Ye Aankhein Soyi Nahi Barso Se Hasi Ja Rahi Royi Nahi Tumse…

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If any beautiful girl calls u bhai

If Any Beautiful Girl Calls U Bhai …!!! Then ..Dont Take Tension.. Bcoz Full Form…

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Mitra banata jab kabhie chalaye pahila baan

Mitra Banata Jab Kabhie, Chalaye Pahila Baan, Saari Ghaghri Loot Ta Phir Mangat U Daan,…

Funny Shayri, Punjabi Shayri, SMS Shayari

Doli vali car vekh ke heer ne

Doli Vali Car Vekh Ke, Heer Ne Cheekha Mariya Ne. Main Ghar Rakshe Te Jaavangi,…

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bari barsi khattan gya si bari khatt

“Bari Barsi Khattan Gya Si…. Bari Barsi Khattan Gya Si…. Khatt Ke Liyanda Pajama Jihda…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Sunday ki chutti thi main tha kamre

Sunday Ki Chutti Thi Main Tha Kamre Mein Leta Begum Paas Hi Baithi Thi Aur…

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Tere liya taj to kya mahal banva

Tere Liya Taj To Kya Taj Mahal Banva Do Tere Liya Taj To Kya Taj…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Oh mere appu ki maa abbu pe

Oh Mere Appu Ki Maa Abbu Pe Ka Bit Rahi Tu Ka Jaane Appu Maa…

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Na izzat ki chinta fikr koi apmaan

Na Izzat Ki Chinta, Na Fikr Koi Apmaan Ki Jai Bolo Beimaan Ki, Jai Bolo…

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Kabhi ham bhi unse nigahein milaya karte

Kabhi Ham Bhi Unse Nigahein Milaya Karte The, Unhe Raaho Me Chher Jaaya Karte The……

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Accha laga aapka net par anna aapse

Accha Laga Aapka Net Par Anna Accha Laga Aapse Chat Karna Accha Laga Aapko Web…

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I need you love can8217t go anywhere

I Need You I Love You I Can’t Go Anywhere Without You Oh My Lovely…

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Dosti teri kitni pyari lekin har kisi

Dosti Teri Dosti Kitni Pyari Lekin Har Kisi Ne Ghada Samajh Ke Tujhe Laat Mari…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Canada kee male kaa delhi female see

Canada Kee Male Kaa Delhi Kee Female See E-Mail Kee Jariye Bemel Mail Ho Gayaa…

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Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote

Pyar Ke Sitaare Jab Gardish Mein Hote Hai Laila Ghar Mein Aur Majnoo Project Testing…

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Dil chahta hai tujh par eek gazal

Dil Chahta Hai Tujh Par Eek Gazal Likhu , Dil Chahta Hai Tujh Par Eek…

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Aaja shaam hone aayi haathon mein le

Aaja Shaam Hone Aayi Haathon Mein Le Kadhai.. Phir Kis Baat Ki Hai Ladai Tune…

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Mere pyare sertaaj suniye zara mohabbat main

Mere Pyare Sertaaj Suniye Zara Mohabbat Main Mujh Ko Piro Daaliye Agar Rooty Shooty Paka…

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Main kuch purani baaton ko yaad karna

Main Kuch Purani Baaton Ko Yaad Karna Chahta Hu To Kyu Na Hum Apna Apna…

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Banalu agar tumhe apni aankhon ka kajal

Banalu Agar Tumhe Apni Aankhon Ka Kajal Kahin Mooh To Kala Na Karr Dogey, Ghair…

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Kis tarah bhoolega dil unka khayaal aaya

Kis Tarah Bhoolega Dil Unka Khayaal Aaya Hua! Jaa Nahi Sakta Kabhi Sheeshe Mein Baal…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Bandar se pyar hai aap ko kya

Bandar Se Pyar Hai Aap Ko Bandar Se Pyar Hai Aap Ko Kya Khushnaseeb Hai…

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Purani haveli ki giri hui diwaar per

Purani Haveli Ki Giri Hui Diwaar Per Tangi Hui Badsurat Photo Ke Piche Chupi Hui…

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Just bcoz in my heart u have

Just Bcoz In My Heart U Have Made A Room. Those Wonderfull Moments Spent Toether,…

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Mai nai dua maangi doolat ki wo

Mai Nai Dua Maangi Doolat Ki Wo Mujhey Mili Mai Nai Dua Maangi Izaat Ki…

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From mon to sun jan dec birth

From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec From Birth Till My Death My Feelings…

Funny Shayri, Ishq Shayari, SMS Shayari

Dekh kar tumko hum barbaad ho gaye

Dekh Kar Tumko Hum Barbaad Ho Gaye….. Varna Hum Bhi Ishq Ke Sardaar The……

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Dum maroo bhujiya garam kahoo subho shaam

Dum Maroo Dum Bhujiya Garam Kahoo Subho Shaam Dus Rupee Ki 100 Graam.

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Kuch te dunya daari rakh dosti yaari

Kuch Te Dunya Daari Rakh Kuch Te Dosti Yaari Rakh Call Te Tu Sanoon Kerni…

Funny Shayri, Punjabi Shayri, SMS Shayari

Na fashion diyan ruttan hundiyan hi do

Na Fashion Diyan Ruttan Hundiyan, Na Hi Do Do Guttan Hundiyan, Sab Naaz‚  Te Nakhre‚ …

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Dosti ke geet gaynege hum apni duniya

Dosti Ke Geet Gaynege Hum, Apni Duniya Basaenge Hum, Jo Diya Bujh Gaye Hawaaon Se,…

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Nigahen aapki khanjar hai to adaye

Nigahen Aapki Khanjar Hai , To Aapki Adaye Kisi Bandook Se Kaam Nahi , Jo…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Tum jo aaye to saath bawaal aaya

Tum Jo Aaye To, Saath Bawaal Aaya, Jaisey Dus Scale Ka, Bhoochal Aaya. Kamar Gaindey…

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Jab exam ki ghanti baj jati hai

Jab Exam Ki Ghanti Baj Jati Hai Dil Ki Dhadkan Badh Jati Hai Lakin Jab…

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Mere dardo ko tujhe is tarah saza

Mere Dardo Ko Tujhe Is Tarah Saza Mile Kash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Is Tarah…

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Humne unse hello kaha unney humko unko

Humne Unse Hello Kaha Unney Humko Hello Kaha Humne Unko Dil Diya Unney Humko Restaurent…

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Jiske dil me dard hota hai wo

Jiske Dil Me Dard Hota Hai Wo Hi Dildar Hota Hai, Jiske Dil Me Dard…

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Kabadi ne ghar ki ghanti bajai to

Kabadi Ne Ghar Ki Ghanti Bajai, To Ghar Ki Malkin Bahar Ayi. Kabadi Bola Koi…

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Khwabo main ayenge sms ki tarah dil

Khwabo Main Ayenge Sms Ki Tarah. Dil Main Bas Jayenge Ring Tone Ki Tarah, Ye…

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Kagaj ki kasti thi pani ka kinara

Kagaj Ki Kasti Thi Pani Ka Kinara Tha Khelene Ki Masti Thi Dil Ye Awara…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Teri kushbu se bharey mail mein udata

Teri Kushbu Se Bharey Mail Mein Udata Kaise Is Chotey Se Mailbox Ko Samjhata Kaise…

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Larki yaar mare sapno mein sirf jaanwar

Larki Yaar Mare Sapno Mein Sirf Jaanwar Kyu Aate Hain Larka Agli Baar Dekho To…

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Thumak ker thumke lagati hai bahut acha

Thumak Thumak Ker Thumke Lagati Hai Bahut Acha Naach Sab Ko Dikhati Hai Hum To…

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Jab bhi koi dilwala dhulhaniya le jata

Jab Bhi Koi Dilwala Dhulhaniya Le Jata Hai Jab Bhi Koi Dilwala Dhulhaniya Le Jata…

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Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi

Ek Baat Meri Samajh Mein Bilkul Nahi Aati Hai Tumhari Chhapalon Ki Design Har Roz…

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Dekh kar tumhari hasi hum hosh apne

Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh Apne Gwa Baithe, Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh…

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Many years ago when i was twenty

Many Many Years Ago When I Was Twenty Three, I Got Married To A Widow…

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Aap aaye bahar aayi varna ander bathi

Aap Aaye Bahar Aayi, Aap Aaye Bahar Aayi, Aap Aaye Bahar Aayi, Varna Ander Bathi…

Funny Shayri, Punjabi Shayri

Cheti katao ticket saare te baijo bus

Cheti Katao Ticket Saare, Te Baijo Bus De Ander, Jas Driver Hai Punjab Roadways Da,…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Train ka dibba hai ye dil isey

Train Ka Dibba Hai Ye Dil Isey Samjhana Hai Mushkil Ger Koi Is Dil Mein…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

Lovers Sitting In A Park, Boy Tries To Kiss The Girl.. Girl Says No Dear…

Dard Bhari Shayari, Funny Shayri

Aaj tujhase baat huyi laga mere dukho

Aaj Tujhase Baat Huyi Laga Mere Dukho Ki Raat Huyi Ashk Aankho Se Bahane Lage…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Dhudoo naha aur pootho fhallo shaadi kar

Dhudoo Naha Aur Pootho Fhallo.. Shaadi Kar Sasuraal Nikal Janani Bann, Jankar Janata. Aur Bana…

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Main jaanti hoon ki koi badi kaviyitri

Main Jaanti Hoon Ki Main Koi Badi Kaviyitri Nahi Hoon Main Mere Terrace Par Bahoot…

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Door se dekha to airport pe plane

Door Se Dekha To Airport Pe Plane Nazar Aa Raha Tha… Door Se Dekha To…

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Tamanna hi hamare liye khushi lati hai

Tamanna Hi Hamare Liye Khushi Lati Hai Tamanna Hi Hamare Liye Gum Lati Hai Jo…

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Sagar ko lehron ka saath chahiyea

Sagar Ko Lehron Ka Saath Chahiyea , Zindagi Ko Saanso Ka Saath Chahiyea , Magar…

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Devdas ko papa ne kaha ghar chhod

Devdas Ko Papa Ne Kaha Ghar Chhod Do Maa Ne Kaha Paro Ko Chhod Do…

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Soldier soldierpressure cooker khol kar sabzi meri

Soldier Soldier…..Pressure Cooker Khol Kar Sabzi Meri Uraa Le Gaya

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Yun to hai hum brahmchari par ladki

Yun To Hai Hum Brahmchari, Par Ladki Dikhi To Aankh Mari, Pat Gayi To Hamari,…

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Did u taste ginger no sure well

Did U Taste Ginger? No??? Sure??? Well…. Bandar Kya Jaane Adrak Ka Swaad…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Main shikar hoon kisi or ka muje

Main Shikar Hoon Kisi Or Ka Muje Marta Koi Or Hai Muje Jis Ne Bakri…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Ye duniya hai yaha sab kuch ho

Ye Duniya Hai Yaha Sab Kuch Ho Sakta Hai Yakeen Nahi Aata To Suno Sachin…

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Tu shama hoti main parwana hota na

Tu Shama Hoti Main Parwana Hota Na Tu Coaching Jati Na Main Deewana Hota

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Ek machar ne patlay aadmi ko kata

Ek Machar Ne Patlay Aadmi Ko Kata To Patlay Aadmi Ne Machar Ko Danta Machar…

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Tanhai mein hum aksar bekar ghuma kerte

Tanhai Mein Hum Aksar Bekar Ghuma Kerte Hain, Samjh Kee Haat Tere Hum Apni Bhains…

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Dukaan mein main gaya tha lene kismi

Dukaan Mein Main Gaya Tha Lene Kismi Bar Dukaan Mein Main Gaya Tha Lene Kismi…

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Bazu o mein dum rakhta hun dil mein gum

Bazu-O-Mein Dum Rakhta Hun, Dil Mein Gum Rakhta Hun, Pata Tha Sms Ayega Tera, Isliye…

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Yuh toh hum hai bramachaari lekin jahan

Yuh Toh Hum Hai Bramachaari, Lekin Jahan Dekhi Naari Waahan Aankh Maari, Path Gayi Toh…

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Pyar karne waale is duniya mein hai

Pyar Karne Waale Is Duniya Mein Hai Hajaro Pyar Karne Waale Is Duniya Mein Hai…

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Surkhiya dekho aaj aakhbar ki tum waha

Surkhiya Dekho Aaj Aakhbar Ki Aaj Tum…. Waha Front Page Per Mera Photo Chapa Hoga…….

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Dil ka aashiyana hum nahi sajaate baagon

Dil Ka Aashiyana Hum Nahi Sajaate, Baagon Mein Phool Hum Nahi Khilate, 1 Pasand Se…

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Transactions hote hain errors ka sama

Transactions Hote Hain … Errors Ka Sama Hota Hai …. Aise Mausam Mein Hi To…

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Apki chatting mein doobney ko dil chahta

Apki Chatting Mein Doobney Ko Dil Chahta Hai Magar Kya Karoon Kambakht Beech Mein Computer…

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Jaane kyon log kaam karte hai woh

Jaane Kyon Log Kaam Karte Hai Jaane Kyon Woh Office Mein Marte Hai Jaane Kyon…

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Ishq nachaye jis ko yaar woh phir

Ishq Nachaye Jis Ko Yaar Ishq Nachaye Jis Ko Yaar Ishq Nachaye Jis Ko Yaar…

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Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen

Kon Kehta Hai Pyaar May Pakray Jaeen Gay Waqt Aanay Per Behen Bhai Ban Jaeen…

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Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon ga

Aap Kehte Hain Mein Shor Machaon Ga, Try Karo Mein Naraz Na Kar Paon Ga,…

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Kaash rebecca mere secretary hota david beckham

Kaash Rebecca Mere Secretary Hota, David beckham ko yeah parishani na hota, Victoria Show chodkar…

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Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge kyunki

Zindagi Mein Tum Bahut Aage Jaaoge Kyunki Tum Jahan Bi Jaaoge Log Kahenge Chal Chal…

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Woh kitaab hi kia jis ki nahi

Woh Kitaab Hi Kia Jis Ki Nahi Koi Cover Woh Ladki Hi Kia Jis Ka…

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Suna hai mohabbat me need ud jati

Suna Hai Mohabbat Me Need Ud Jati Hai Kambakt Koi Hume Bhi Mohabbat Kare Need…

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Khuda nay aap ko bhaija to bhaija

Khuda Nay Aap Ko Bhaija To Bhaija.. Per Bhaija To Bhaija Aisa Bhaija Kay Bhaijay…

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Jis larki ko deikhta hoon teri parchaii

Jis Larki Ko Deikhta Hoon Teri Parchaii Nazar Aati Hai Ab To Ye Alam Hai…

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Kaash meri shadi musharaf ki beti sai

Kaash Meri Shadi Musharaf Ki Beti Sai Ho Jati Mujhai Mere Sapno Ki Pari Mil…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Kaali zulfen dekhkar pagal ho gaya tha

Kaali Zulfen Dekhkar Pagal Ho Gaya Tha Uske Piche Piche Chal Pada Tha Jab Mooh…

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Jan mein chatting feb dating march roz

Jan Mein Chatting Feb Mein Dating March Mein Roz April Mein Propoz May Mein Chating…

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Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai birdy

Kya Bindaas Hawa Chal Raheli Hai, Birdy Gana Ga Raheli Hai,Cow Log Grass Eat Raheli…