Category: Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Sisa patthar se takrata hai to ko

Sisa Patthar Se Takrata Hai To Patthar Ko To Kuch Nahi Hota Hai Lekin Sisa…

Funny Shayri

Mere badan se jaise kaleja nikala jo

Mere Badan Se Jaise Kaleja Nikala Jo Board Main First Aaya Hai Jas Woh Controller…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

N ham hindi pdhela he english muhabbat ki

N-Ham Hindi Pdhela He N-Ham English Pdhela He Muhabbat Ki Khani Sun Ke Tum Par…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron

Aray Hamain To Apnon Ne Lota Gheron Mein Kahan Dum Tha Meri Haddy Thi Wahan…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Tumhe miss karna rozz ki batt hai

Tumhe Miss Karna Rozz Ki Batt Hai Tumhe Yadd Karna Aadat Ki Batt Hai Tumse…

Funny Shayri, Ishq Shayari, SMS Shayari

Suna chunni babu ab humein tawaaif ishq

Suna Chunni Babu, Ab Humein Tawaaif Ishq Ki Baatein Seekhayegi Suna Chunni Babu, Ab Humein…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Laye hai doli unki jinah pyar hum

Laye Hai Doli Unki Jinah Pyar Hum Bahut Karte Hai Pahele To Sanam Kahete The…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par

Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Ki Kabar Par Phool Daal Raha Hota Hai. Aur Brabar Mein…

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Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhe hilaal e eid ik

Chaand Raaat Ko Sabhi Dekhe Hilaal-E-Eid Ko Ik Humara Hi Naseeba Hadiyan Turva Gaye Hum…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Cycle chalaate waqt handle ko dekho ladki

Cycle Chalaate Waqt Handle Ko Dekho Ladki Pataate Waqt Sandal Ko Dekho

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Paish locket kia tow farmaya yeh mujh

Paish Locket Kia Tow Farmaya Yeh Tow Mujh Se Bhi Ziyadah Khoobsoorat Hai Jab Dil…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Todhkar dil hamara woh kisi aur se

Todhkar Dil Hamara Woh Kisi Aur Se Dil Lagate Hain, Jab Hum Aisa Karte Hain…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se

Aaj Jab Tere Baalon Ko Haatho Se Sahlata Hoon Lagta Hai Kisi Kaantedaar Jhari Ko…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi

Dil Ko Pata Tha Woh Jaroor Aayegi, Dil Ko Pata Tha Woh Jaroor Aayegi, Par…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Pyaar karo to kisi ek se karo

Pyaar Karo To Kisi Ek Se Karo, Orr Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karo,…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Hello darling hum tumpe marela hai peeche

Hello Darling Hello Hum Tumpe Marela Hai Peeche Mud Ke Dekh Tera Deewana Khadela Hai…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Bakre nain mari hai bakri ko laat

Bakre Nain Mari Hai Bakri Ko Laat ( Read Two Times ) To Bakri Bhi…

Funny Shayri, Ishq Shayari

Jo andhera ho to tere kadmo ke

Jo Andhera Ho To Tere Kadmo Ke Niche Raho, Ujale Mein Saaya Ban Tere Saath…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge

Tere Dar Par Sanam Hazaar Baar Aayenge, Tere Dar Par Sanam Hazaar Baar Aayenge, Tere…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Duai detey hai tumhe ye website banane

Duai Detey Hai Tumhe Ye Website Banane Walo Warna Hum Kise Apni Shayari Sunane Jatey…

Funny Shayri

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi ladke

Ladkiyon Ke College Me Strike Thi, Ladke Bhi Unke Saath The.. Ladkiyon Ne Naara Lagaya…Humari…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Similarity between gandhiji amp mallika dono ne

Similarity Between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono Ne Kapde Tyag Diye, Ek Ne Desh Ke Liye,…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaaiyi hai aaj

Aasmaan Mein Kaali Ghata Chaaiyi Hai Aaj Fir Girl Friend Se Maar Khaayi Hai Kahti…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Stage pe act ki reharsal chal rahi

Stage Pe Act Ki Reharsal Chal Rahi Thi Hero City Ka Tha Heroine Gao Ki…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Aye circuit jara band baaje wale ko

Aye Circuit Jara Band Baaje Wale Ko Bula Zor Se Zabardasti Sedulhan Ke Baap Ko…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Yeh mera dil hai koi titanic ship

Yeh Mera Dil Hai Koi Titanic Ship Nahi Is Mein Ek Ki Jagaa Hai Hazaaron…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Dil ke dard ko zuba par laate

Dil Ke Dard Ko Zuba Par Laate Nahi Hum Apni Aankhon Se Ansu Bahate Nahi…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Terey baal hain gahrey samandar sochta hoon

Terey Baal Hain Gahrey Samandar Terey Baal Hain Gahrey Samandar Sochta Hoon Ke Tujhey Insan…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

If you kiss some girl behind the

If You Kiss Some Girl Kiss Behind The Pot Because Love Is Blind Neighbours Are…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Dono ke avtaar ek jaise the woh

Dono Ke Avtaar Ek Jaise The Woh The‚  Humse Thode Bade Unke Sar Pe Abhi…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Problems shuro hui to aayi ammi ki

Problems Shuro Hui To Aayi Ammi Ki Yaad Beach Probelem Ke Abba Ki Aayi Yaad…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Jate woh mujh pe ek aur gola

Jate Jate Woh Mujh Pe Ek Aur Gola Dag Gayi Jate Jate Woh Mujh Pe…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Kal tak jo tapori tha aaj neta

Kal Tak Jo Tapori Tha Aaj Neta Ho Gaya Kal Tak Jo Chor Tha Woh…

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Ko taraste hain hum aankhon ka kuch

Ko Taraste Hain Hum Aankhon Ka Kuch Hissa Nam Sa Rehne Laga Hum Bhale Tera…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Mat ched kisi ladki ko yeh sarasar

Mat Ched Kisi Ladki Ko Yeh Sarasar Paap Hoga Yeh Mat Bhool Ki Tu Bhi…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Dil mein basa rakha hai tumko maine

Dil Mein‚  Basa Rakha Hai Tumko Maine Is Tarah Jaise Rehata Hai Pajama Jis Tarah…

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Shahjahan ne taj mahal ki har deewar

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen…

Funny Shayri

Dosti karo college wali se pyar office

Dosti Karo College Wali Se, Pyar Karo Office Wali Se, Program Karo Paroos Wali Se,…

Funny Shayri, Sharaab Shayri, SMS Shayari

Sharab bani toa mehkhane bane husn bana

Sharab Bani Toa Mehkhane Bane Husn Bana To Deewane Bane Kuch To Baat Hai Tum…

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Dil jalane ki baat karte ho pani

Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho Pani Aanay Ki Baat Karte Ho Char Din Se…

Funny Shayri

Did i miss somethin oops u birds

Did I Miss Somethin? Oops.. I Miss U Birds Luv U Monkeys Luv U Hippos…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Chand ko tod du suraj phod tu

Chand Ko Tod Du Suraj Ko Phod Du Tu Sirf Ek Baar Ha Karde Dekh…

Funny Shayri

Twinkle little sardar every1 wonders what they

Twinkle Twinkle Little Sardar…. Every1 Wonders What They Are… Up Above The Head So High,…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

maake anchal mein sone ka sukh agli

“Maa”Ke Anchal Mein Sone Ka Sukh Agli Pidi Nahi Le Payegi…………… ……………………………….. Kyo……………. Kyoki,,,,,,,,,, Jeans…

Funny Shayri

Main chahta hun ke tum mere khwabon

Main Chahta Hun Ke Tum Mere Khwabon Mein Aao Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jaao……. Kar…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Bhule hai rafta rafta unhe badi muddaton

Bhule Hai Rafta- Rafta Unhe Badi Muddaton Ke Baad Bhule Hai Rafta-Rafta Unhe Badi Muddaton…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj Vo Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye Aaj Vo Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye Aur…

Funny Shayri

Aap ki yaad main hum itna pagal

Aap Ki Yaad Main Hum Itna Pagal Ho Gaye Ke Kela Bhi Chilke Ke Saath…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

College ki har ladki ek phool hai

College Ki Har Ladki Ek Phool Hai Use Chahna Ek Bhool Hai Jo Isme Mashgooool…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Meetha hai kosa baarish ka bosa maine

Meetha Hai Kosa Hai Baarish Ka Bosa Hai Meetha Hai Kosa Hai Baarish Ka Bosa…

Funny Shayri

Aakho hi me isara ho gaya

Aakho Hi Aakho Me Isara Ho Gaya ,.. Dil Tha Hamara Abb Tumahara Ho Gaya,……

Funny Shayri

Itne kamzr ho gaye hum appki judai

Itne Kamzr Ho Gaye Hum Appki Judai Se…. Itne Kamzr Ho Gaye Hum Appki Judai…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likehne

Tumhari Naam Ki Gazalein Chand Par Likehne Ko Ji Chahta Hai-Â… Par Kya Karu Yeh…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Kasmir ke angur bahot khate hote hai

Kasmir Ke Angur Bahot Khate Hote Hai, Kasmir Ke Angur Bahot Khate Hote Hai, Meri…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Us se nazar milee to bekarar ho

Us Se Nazar Milee To Bekarar Ho Gaya Kuch Din Me Jaker Ye Iqrar Ho…

Funny Shayri, Sharaab Shayri, SMS Shayari

Wo sunday ki shaam thi haath me

Wo Sunday Ki Shaam Thi Haath Me Glass Bhari Jaam Thi Pilaane Waali Eid Ka…

Funny Shayri

Dil chahta hai tumhari dhadkano ko apne

Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Dhadkano Ko Apne Kaanon Se Sunu Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Dhadkano…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Unki yaad mein hum chikan korma kha

Unki Yaad Mein Hum Chikan Korma Kha Rahe The Unki Yaad Mein Hum‚  2-4 Pack…

Funny Shayri

Make up main hain la jawaab ladkiyan

Make Up Main Hain La Jawaab Ladkiyan Jawaan Ladko Ki Hain Khuwaab Ladkiyan Kis Kis…

Funny Shayri

Har dil jo chat karega kaho na

Har Dil Jo Chat Karega Kaho Na Virus Hai Hum Aap Ke Cubicle Mein Rahate…

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Ladkiyon ki adaayein dekho ladkon pe kaise

Ladkiyon Ki Adaayein Dekho Dekho Ladkiyon Ki Adaayein Ladkon Pe Kaise Kaise Jaadu Chalaayein Kabhi…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Yeh chaand taare kya roshni karenge tumahre

Yeh Chaand Taare Kya Roshni Karenge Tumahre Liye Setlites Lagva Donga Are Humse Mohabbat Karke…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Ek haath se taali nahin bajti hai

Ek Haath Se Taali Nahin Bajti Hai, Doosre Haath Ki Jarurat Padti Hai Sirf Gharwali…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Dhmkaa ke choom loungaa mai bade shaan

Dhmkaa Ke Choom Loungaa Mai Bade Shaan Se Chanda Wasool Hota Hai Shahab Dabaav Se

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Hamne tumhare pyar mein lakhon luta diye

Hamne Tumhare Pyar Mein Lakhon Luta Diye Hamne Tumhare Pyar Mein Lakhon Luta Diye Aur…

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1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per Sogaya. 1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Ker Raho Ho?…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Zindigi mein saath dosto ka yu hi

Zindigi Mein Saath Dosto Ka Yu Hi Bana Rahe Kabhi Hum Lada Kare Kabhi Wo…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Bhagwaan se phool maanga bagicha diya

Bhagwaan Se Phool Maanga , Bagicha Diya.. Paani Maanga , Dariya Diya.. Hawa Maangi ,…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

The quality i like in youmy friend

The Quality I Like In You..My Friend.. That You Are 100% Sentimtntal….. 10 % Senti………..And…

Funny Shayri, Ishq Shayari

Haskar jiina har din roh kar marna

Haskar Jiina Har Din Roh Kar Marna Ek Din Kha Kar Jiina Kabhi Pih Kar…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Har kisi ko apna diwana banaye aapne

Har Kisi Ko Apna Diwana Banaye Har Kisi Ko Aapne Peche Doraye Lekin Kabhi Bhi…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Us din ki kya baat thi humare

Us Din Ki Kya Baat Thi Humare Beech Hasin Mulakat Thi Vo Road Ke Us…

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Itna kamzooor ho gaya hun tanhaayi se

Itna Kamzooor Ho Gaya Hun Tanhaayi Se Itna Kamzooor Ho Gaya Hun Tanhaayi Se Ab…

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Jabse meri zindagi meinaayi hai ik female

Jabse Meri Zindagi Mein,Aayi Hai Ik Female. Bhool Gaya Hai Sab Kuchh Kya Computer, Kya…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

When u feel lonely and alone amp

When U Feel Lonely And Alone & Cannot See Any One Around You, The World…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Ishq ke charche bahut hai parche humne

Ishq Ke Charche Bahut Hai, Ishq Ke Parche Bahut Hai, Humne Ishq Karke Dekh Liya,…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Main aur mere hubby dono hain bade

Main Aur Mere Hubby Dono Hain Bade Moody Pal Main Ladna Jhgadna Mahino Tak Ruthe…

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Hey ganesha aaj barish ho jaye kam

Hey Ganesha Aaj Barish Ho Jaye. Kam Se Kam Ek Katori Pani Bhrjaye, Jo Mujhe…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Raftaa har police waale ko shaayar kar

Raftaa Raftaa Har Police Waale Ko Shaayar Kar Diya Mahafil-E-Sher-O-Sukhan Mein Bhej Kar Sarakaar Ne…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Taj mahal kya cheez hai main to

Taj Mahal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Usse Bhi Bara Mahal Banaoonga, Aree Mumtaz To…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Apni aaisee wife ho 5821768243 jiski height

Apni Aaisee Wife Ho 5’6″ Jiski Height Ho Jeans Tight‚  Ho Chehra Jiska Bright Ho…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Tom ho ya jerry bush chahe kerry

Tom Ho Ya Jerry Ho Bush Ho Chahe Kerry Ho Vohee Bane Ga Haakim Jo…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi aur

Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi Aur Ammi Ney Samjhai Nahi Main Kaisay Meethi Baat…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Baite thai paikhanai mein mehkhana samaj kar

Baite Thai Paikhanai Mein Mehkhana Samaj Kar Dibba Muh Ko Lagga Liya Paimana Samaj Kar

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Jab usney mujh se yeh pocha mujhe

Jab Usney Mujh Se Yeh Pocha Mujhe Tum Yaad Kartey Ho Tum Apni Sooch Ka…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Kaise bataoon ke tum meri kaun ho

Kaise Bataoon Ke Tum Meri Kaun Ho Agar Main Walls Ice Cream Hu To Tum…

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Har karz dosti ka adaa kaun karega

Har Karz Dosti Ka Adaa Kaun Karega Hum Na Rahe To Dosti Kaun Karegaa E…

Funny Shayri

Dada misses half century 21121212 48

Dada Misses Half Century…. 21+12+12+1+2 = 48 Dada Misses Half Century For The Entire Series…