Category: Funny Shayri
Funny Shayri
Surat kia karti ho main koi dam
Surat Surat Kia Karti Ho Surat Main Koi Dam Nahi Agar Khud Ko Samajhti Ho…
Duniya mein aaye ho to aisa kaam
Duniya Mein Aaye Ho To Aisa Kaam Kar Ke Jaao Meherbann Duniya Mein Aaye Ho…
Mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki
Mere Marne Ke Baad Mera Janaza Unki Gali Se Nikla, Mere Marne K Baad Mera…
Heart hai magar attack nahi blood pressure
Heart Hai Magar Attack Nahi Blood Hai Magar Pressure Nahi Dil Hai Magar Dildaar Nahi
Dil dena kise ek ko woh bhi
Dil Dena Kise Ek Ko Woh Bhi Nake Ko Jab Tak Sacha Dildar Na Mile…
Woh bhi kya din they jab
Woh Bhi Kya Din They …. Jab Hum Hasino Ke Gale Mila Karte They ……
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi mujhse dukhi tujhse
Tu Chandramukhi Main Surajmukhi, Tu Mujhse Dukhi Main Tujhse Dukhi. Chatt Se Chhalang Laga De,…
Koi no diabitis vadharvanu bandh kar aatlu
Koi No Diabitis Vadharvanu Bandh Kar, Aatlu Mithu Mithu Bolvanu Bandh Kar, Have To Hu,…
Har vaar padan study de erade naal
Har Vaar Padan( Study) De Erade Naal Kitaab Da Pehla Panna Kholna Tin ( Three)…
Aai jawani chaai hai masti har saraf
Aai Jawani Chaai Hai Masti Har Saraf Hasina Hai Magar Ek Bhi Nahi Phasti
Taj mahal kuch ke liye ajooba pyar
Taj Mahal Kuch Ke Liye Ajooba Kuch Ke Liye Pyar Ka Ehsaas Hai Par Hamare…
Ik chilman se tum jhaanko hum jhaanke
Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke Chilman Samjhte Hain Na Aap…
Kabhii mere dil mein khayaal aataa hain
Kabhii Kabhii Mere Dil Mein Khayaal Aataa Hain Kabhii Kabhii Nahii Roz Aataa Hain Ke…
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein
Sitaroon Se Aagy Jahan Aur Bhi Hein, Abhi Muhabat K Imthan Aur Bhi Hein, Tum…
Dali jis pe mainenazar dali usi ko
Dali Dali Jis Dali Pe Mainenazar Dali, Usi Dali Ko Kambakht Mali Ne Kat Dali.
Alif be te hum chote thii abba
Alif- Be- Te Hum Chote Thii Abba Paise Date Thaa Ammi Maarke Chin Lete Thii
Daali se rooth karkey jis din kali
Daali Se Rooth Karkey Jis Din Kali Gayee Thi Bas Us Din Se Apni Kismat…
Kon kheta hai ki duriya mohabbat bharti
Kon Kheta Hai Ki Duriya Mohabbat Bharti Hai Kaun Kheta Hai Ki Duriya Mohabbat Bharti…
Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi
Allah Ke Nam Pe Koi Ek Biwi De De Doosre Ki Nahi To Apni Hi…
Kiya karishma hay baat jeet main police
Kiya Karishma Hay Baat Jeet Main Police Waloon Key Wo Sharifoon Ko Bhee Gunagar Bunna…
Mujhay wo larki lagti hai buhat pyari
Mujhay Wo Larki Lagti Hai Buhat Pyari Mujhay Ho Gai Hai Dosto Ishq Ki Bimari…
Shaitan ne bhagwan se kaha muje itna
Shaitan Ne Bhagwan Se Kaha: Muje Itna Sundar Banao Ki Sab Ladkiya Mujpar Mare Or…
Us bewafa ke pyar ka mat rog
Us Bewafa Ke Pyar Ka Mat Rog Paliye Jamun Ki Daal Pe Kabhi Jhula Na…
Tere liye chand taare tod du meain
Tere Liye Chand Taare Tod Du Tere Liye Meain Suraj Ko Fod Du Tu Ek…
Woh aaye muskuraye unhon ne kaha humne
Woh Aaye Muskuraye Unhon Ne Kaha Humne Suna Woh Kehte Gaye Hum Sunte Gaye Wo…
Tujhe dehka to ek khayal aya tere
Tujhe Dehka To Ek Khayal Aya Tujhe Dehka To Ek Khayal Aya Tere Saheli Ko…
Ek baat kehni thi maine apse oh
Ek Baat Kehni Thi Maine Apse Oh Bidu Dua Hai Ke Jaldi Hi Mile Apko…
Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua to
Tumsa Koi Dusara Jameen Par Hua; To Rab Se Sikayat Hogi…. Ek To Jhella Nahi…
When you breathe respite dont expire bahut
When You Breathe, You Respite? When You Dont Breathe, You Expire… Bahut Khoob Bahut Khoob……..
Kya chaal hai tumhaari jaise chalti koi
Kya Chaal Hai Tumhaari, Jaise Chalti Hai Koi Cat What Is Your Icq Number, Aao…
Ek din khili dhup mein ullu mujse
Ek Din Khili Dhup Mein Ek Ullu Mujse Takaraya Hello How Are U Dear Keh…
Sab kuch bole dunga to unka muh
Sab Kuch Bole Dunga To, Unka Muh Kala Ho Jayega, Sab Ke Aage Unka Character…
Chappal choti ho to panv mein nahi
Chappal Choti Ho To Panv Mein Nahi Aati Biwi Moti Ho To Bahon Mein Nahi…
Barbaad mohabbat ki dua saath liyeja yeh
Barbaad Mohabbat Ki Dua Saath Liyeja, Yeh Kaam Na Aaye Toh Dawaa Sath Liyeja; Sardi…
Tum aa gaye ho nur gaya hai
Tum Aa Gaye Ho Nur Aa Gaya Hai,, Tum Aa Gaye Ho Nur Aa Gaya…
Piche se dekha to unhe dekhte hi
Piche Se Dekha To Unhe Dekhte Hi Un Par Marr Mitte Age Se Dekha To…
Pvr de nazare na honde india gate
Pvr De Nazare Na Honde India Gate De Fuvware Na Honde Je Dilli Di Kudiyan…
Duniya mein haseenon ki kami to nahi
Duniya Mein Haseenon Ki Kami To Nahi, Meri Zindagi Mein Phir Koi Kyon Nahi ?…
Meray allah larai se bachana mujh ko
Meray Allah Larai Se Bachana Mujh Ko, Aur Sikha Day Koi Banduk Chalana Mujhko! Khair…
Dil mein basa hai pyar tera ankhon
Dil Mein Basa Hai Pyar Tera Ankhon Mein Basi Hai Tasveer Teri Jab Bhi Aati…
Mili nahi hai aankh unse abhi tak
Mili Nahi Hai Aankh Unse Abhi Tak …. Kaisi Ajab Prem Kahani Hai… Main Dayin…
Pakistan ko sharafat sikha denge hindustan ke
Pakistan Ko Sharafat Sikha Denge Hindustan Ke Tehzeeb Dekha Denge Ghuspaithi Ab Aur Na Karna…
Door se dekha to patthar dikhai diya
Door Se Dekha To Patthar Dikhai Diya Door Se Dekha To Patthar Dikhai Diya Pas…
Shaadi ke liye doston larkiyan hazaaron hain
Shaadi Ke Liye Doston Larkiyan Hazaaron Hain Har Khirki Mein Hai Larki Aur Khirkiyan Hazaron…
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte
Aap Kya Jaano Hum Kitna Yaad Karte Hain Maano Ya Na Maano Har Pal Fariyaad…
Tujhe paana chahte they magar paa na
Tujhe Paana Chahte They Magar Paa Na Sake Tujhe Paana Chahte They Magar Paa Na…
Chum karti ayee cham kerti chalee gaye
Chum Chum Karti Ayee Cham Cham Kerti Chalee Gaye Hum Khurey Dekhtey Hi Reh Gaye‚Â …
Haal kaisa hai janab aap ka marne
Haal Kaisa Hai Janab Aap Ka Marne Ka Khayal Hai Raat Ko Humne To Pucha…
My eyes miss u love feels hand
My Eyes Miss U My Love Feels U My Hand Need U My Mind Calls…
Hain teenon alag par ek jaan hai
Hain Teenon Alag Par Ek Jaan Hai In Ki Dosti Ki Alag Hi Pehchaan Hai…
Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajh
Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar Woh Khaa Gya Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,…
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se
Umeedo Ki Manzil Toot Gayi Aankho Se Ashqo Ki Dhara Beh Gayi Are Tumahri Bhi…
Jahan dekho jise pad raha hai zindagi
Jahan Dekho Jise Dekho Pad Raha Hai Zindagi Ki Tarif Men Kaseede Pe Kaseede Arre‚Â …
Kya bataoon aee dil aaj kal aate
Kya Bataoon Aee Dil Aaj Kal Aate Nahi Unke Khayal Bahti Rehti Hai Naak Saara…
Yeh kya line marte chehre hain ye
Yeh Kya Line Marte Chehre Hain Ye Chehre Hain Ya Lazer Machine Hain Idhar Dekhoon…
Ae phool mujhko bta tu aaj tak
Ae Phool Mujhko Bta Tu Aaj Tak Kyu Khilta Raha Tune To Di Sabko Khushbu…
Yeh kon meri kabar par aake muskraaya
Yeh Kon Meri Kabar Par Aake Muskraaya Diya, Yeh Kon Meri Kabar Par Aake Muskraaya…
Chor pakadne ki mashine bani america mein
Chor Pakadne Ki Mashine Bani, America Mein Ek Din Mein No Chor Pakade Gaye, China…
Pyar ki sidi pe chad to gaye
Pyar Ki Sidi Pe Chad To Gaye Hain Magar Ye Nahi Dekha Ki Niche Gehri…
Mid ocean mein hai boat sahara koi
Mid Ocean Mein Hai Boat, Sahara Koi Nahi, Hum Baithe All Alone, Hamara Koi Nahi…….
Jhukta hai wo jismein jaan hoti hai
Jhukta Hai Wo Jismein Jaan Hoti Hai… Akadna To Murde Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai
Tharo sms jab aavay hai maro rom
Tharo Sms Jab Jab Aavay Hai Maro Rom Rom Machal Jawe Hai Ang Ang Mein…
Dur se dekha to kuch dikha nahi
Dur Se Dekha To Kuch Dikha Nahi Dur Se Dekhaaa To Kuchh Dikha Nahi Paas…
Ladka bola kash ein hasinao ke
Ladka Bola : Kash Ein Hasinao Ke Baap Mar Jate, Bahana Gum Ka Hota, Hum…
Chandni raat thi chaand taronstars ki baraat
Chandni Raat Thi Chaand Taron(Stars) Ki Baraat Thi Is Fiza Ko Dekh Yaad Humey Aati…
Tum hoti to aisa hota waisa hota
Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota, Tum Hoti To Waisa Hota Tum Is Baat Pe Itna…
Ek soch hai sapna ki ye world cup
Ek Soch Hai, Ek Sapna Hai, Ki Ye World-Cup Apna Hai Hamaara Captain To Hai…
Dekhney walay dang reh jayeyngey naak bhi
Dekhney Walay Dang Reh Jayeyngey Naak Bhi Jaisey Choti Payi Tulsi Ab Dadi Hai Batey…
Hum samajhte the vo isliye nahin muskurate
Hum Samajhte The Vo Isliye Nahin Muskurate Hain Ki Zamane Bhar Ka Gam Apne Kandhon…
Wah khub he divane tune kya suzi
Wah Khub He Divane, Tune Kya Suzi He Dur Ki, Surat He Langur Ki Or…
Yeh dil bahut hi chancal chahey tumharaa
Yeh Dil Bahut Hi Chancal Yeh Chahey Tumharaa Anchal Yeh Dil Bahut Hi Canchal Yeh…
Raton ko tere khwaab chale aaten hai
Raton Ko Tere Khwaab Chale Aaten Hai Dinn Mai Neend Hii Neend Chalii Aatii Hai…
Kisi ne waah kaha aur aah main
Kisi Ne Waah Kaha Aur Kisi Ne Aah Kaha Main Sher Kahta Gaya Kahta Gaya…
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gayaa
Tumhaare Intezaar Mein Neend Aayee So Gayaa. Yeh Dekho Mera Isp Connection Time Out Ho…
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki sheesha chatak gaya
Sheeshi Bhari Gulab Ki Sheesha Chatak Gaya Budhi Ne Ankh Mari Budha Latak Gaya
Chidyan chu karti hai dane khane ke
Chidyan Chu Chu Karti Hai Dane Khane Ke Liye Ladkiyan Fashion Karti Hain Ladkon Ko…
Apun ki jindagi bole to tubelight kabi
Apun Ki Jindagi Bole To Tubelight.. Kabi Cham Cham To Kabi Chalti Hai Fight. Kabi…
Pyaar aik baar ho to bhola pan
Pyaar Aik Baar Ho To Bhola Pan Hai Pyaar 2 Baar Ho To Apna Pan…
Oftdrinks contain dangerous pestcides insan to newspaper
Oftdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan To Newspaper Padh Sakte Hain Par Janwaro Ka Kya Hoga…
Tera jalwaa jisney dekha woh ho gayaa
Tera Jalwaa Jisney Dekha Woh Tera Ho Gayaa Tera Jalwaa Jisney Dekha Woh Tera Ho…
Tujhse kuch kehne ko labz zubaan par
Tujhse Kuch Kehne Ko Labz Zubaan Par Aa Gaye Saath Tere Chalte Hum Us Makaam…
Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to
Woh Samajhte Hain Dil Tod Diya To Hum Dead Hain Woh Nahin Jaante Ki Is…
Itar ki sheeshee patthar se torh doon
Itar Ki Sheeshee Patthar Se Torh Doon Agar Tu Mil Jaaye Baazu Waali Ko Chorh…
Bomb sei na bandook chaku missile ham
Bomb Sei Na Bandook Sei Chaku Sei Na Missile Sei Ham To Sanam Mar Jayenge…
Taaluqaat bane rehte guftagu bhi fine hoti
Taaluqaat Bane Rehte, Guftagu Bhi Fine Hoti Wyast Na Kisiki Kabhi Koi Line Hoti Rishton…
Unkay janay say yeh raat aur bhi
Unkay Janay Say Yeh Raat Aur Bhi Kaalee Ho Gayee Pehlay Thanah Thee Ub Aur…
Tere letters ke saath jeena muskil ho
Tere Letters Ke Saath Jeena Muskil Ho Gaya, Tere Letters Ke Saath Jeena Muskil Ho…
Sisa patthar se takrata hai to ko
Sisa Patthar Se Takrata Hai To Patthar Ko To Kuch Nahi Hota Hai Lekin Sisa…