Category: Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

Login karo sajana har din jo mail

Login Karo Sajana Har Din Jo Mail Karega Network Ke Us Paar Debugging Koi Khel…

Funny Shayri

Tere yeh baggad baal un par hathni

Tere Yeh Baggad Baggad Baal Un Par Hathni Jaisi Chaal To Waise Khubsoorat To Na…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Sitaron mein dekha aap nazar aaye badlon

Sitaron Mein Dekha Aap Nazar Aaye Badlon Mein Dekha Aap Nazaraaye Jahan Dekhon Aap Hi…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Dekho aaj mausam kitna suhana hai hai

Dekho Aaj Mausam Kitna Suhana Hai…… Dekho Aaj Mausam Kitna Suhana Hai….. Ab Dekhna Band…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Jab bhi yaad aati ho tum sir

Jab Bhi Yaad Aati Ho Tum Jab Bhi Yaad Aati Ho Tum Sir Patak Ke…

Funny Shayri

Agar aap ke ghar paas aik ladki

Agar Aap Ke Ghar Ke Paas Aik Ladki Ho Woh Khubsurat Ho Aap Ko Passand…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Teri zulfain hain ghup andhera ho ja

Teri Zulfain Hain Ghup Andhera Ho Ja Ganji Or Kardy Sawera Teri In Zulfon Ko…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics, Punjabi Shayri

Ik din fakir sai da gali cho

Ik Din Ik Fakir Sai Da Gali Cho Langya Jave Kothe Utte Ik Hasina Julfa…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Shaadi ke pehle chadramukhi ek saal baad suraj mukhi

Shaadi Ke Pehle-Chadramukhi Shaadi Ek Ek Saal Baad-Suraj Mukhi 2 Bachchon Ke Baad-Jwalamukhi

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Andhe ke hath mein torch bahare radio

Andhe Ke Hath Mein Torch Bahare Ke Hath Mein Radio Gunge Ke Hath Mein Mike…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Apne jootoon ko na paa ker sheikh

Apne Jootoon Ko Na Paa Ker Sheikh Farmaanay Lagay Bhaiyon Dhundhoo Yahin Hoongay Yahin Mil…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Dekho dekho mera janaja kuchh yaad aa gaya

Dekho-Dekho Mera Janaja, Kuchh Yaad Aa Gaya, Paas Mein Tha Thheka, Pauua Yaad Aa Gaya….

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Aaj do sweater aur pehen lo pairon

Aaj Do Sweater Aur Pehen Lo Aaj Pairon Mein Mojey Aur Pehen Lo Aaj Do…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics, Punjabi Shayri

Jas saj sanwar ke ajj dekho date

Jas Saj Sanwar Ke Ajj, Dekho Date Layi Aaya Si, Lag Reha Si Khush Bada,…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Uff in ladkiyon key nakhre banatey hain

Uff In Ladkiyon Key Nakhre Banatey Hain Ladko Ko Bakre Uff In Ladkiyon Ke Nakhre…

Funny Shayri

Dawa bhi kaam na aaye koi dua

Dawa Bhi Kaam Na Aaye Koi Dua Na Lage Mere Khuda Kisi Ko Pyar Ki…

Funny Shayri

Phele main rehta tha hairan o paraishaan ab

Phele Main Rehta Tha Hairan-O- Paraishaan Ab Mere Paas Hai Rooti Kapda Aur Makan Ab…

Funny Shayri

Hum bazar gaye kuch aise chehre dekhe

Hum Bazar Gaye Kuch Aise Chehre Dekhe Jin Main Hum Kho Gaye Begum Ne Kaha…

Funny Shayri

Main aur mere roommates aksar yeh baatain

Main Aur Mere Roommates Aksar Yeh Baatain Kiya Karte Hain Ghar Saaf Hota To Kaisa…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Pait main ek lahar si uthi hai

Pait Main Ek Lahar Si Uthi Hai Abhi Koi Tazza Hawa‚  Chali Hai Abhi Shor…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Chandni raat mein hathon mein hath peeche

Chandni Raat Mein, Hathon Mein Hath, Peeche Se Padi, Gadhi Ki Laat.

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Samandar bhar ka syllabus nadiya padh paate

Samandar Bhar Ka Syllabus, Nadiya Bhar Padh Paate Hai, Balti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai, Mug…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Dekha hazaro ko pyar ke liye tujh

Dekha Hazaro Ko Pyar Ke Liye Tujh Ko Chuna Hun Huna Re Hun Huna, Hun…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Milti hai zindigi mein mohabbat kabhi royega

Milti Hai‚  Zindigi Mein Mohabbat‚  Kabhi Kabhi Royega Wo Ladka Kal Ko Jisne Kari Hai…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Dard e dil dard e pet bann gaya mera jab se

Dard-E-Dil, Dard-E-Pet Bann Gaya Mera Jab Se Sunna Hain Gharr Walii Ne K Padosan Ke…

Funny Shayri

Ab laut aho sajaan kai tum sai

Ab Laut Aho Sajaan Kai Tum Sai Bichra Baraas Gozar Gahai Kai Tum Sai Mila…

Funny Shayri

Mithaiwala husband writes love letter to his

Mithaiwala Husband Writes Love Letter To His Wife: Hello My Dearest Rasgulli Whenever I See…

Funny Shayri

Dear friend when i ask u flower

Dear Friend, When I Ask U Flower, U Give Me Bouquet When I Ask U…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Apney wife kay taroof main kaha aik

Apney Wife Kay Taroof Main Kaha Aik Bunday Nain Dil Say Kurta Hoon Qadar Iss…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Majnu tum humare piche hum tumhare aage

Majnu Tum Humare Piche Hum Tumhare Aage Tum Hamare Piche Hum Tumhare Aage Laila Sidhe…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Tin tuma tuna maho yako majula dim

Tin Tuma Tin Tuna Tuna Tin Maho Maho Yako Majula Dim Pathaka Matuja Ya Hula…

Funny Shayri

Panch sapoot bharat maa ke dushman tha

Panch Sapoot Bharat Maa Ke Dushman Tha Khoonkhaar Goli Khaa Kar Ek Mar Gayaa Baaki…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

1 aadmi puri life only thing sochte

1 Aadmi Puri Life Only 1 Thing Sochte Sochte Mar Gaya Ki Mere To 2…

Funny Shayri

Teacher what r ur hobbies he

Teacher: What R Ur Hobbies…. He : Sir Reading And Writing Shayri…. Teacher: Ok…. Translate…

Funny Shayri

Aisa apna husband ho 68242 6821728243

Aisa Apna Husband Ho 6′ – 6’2″ Jiski Height Ho Jeans Dheeli Magar Body Tight…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Baharo phool barsao mera dost aaya hain

Baharo Phool Barsao Mera Dost Aaya Hain Baharo Phool Barsao Mera Dost Aaya Hain Hoto…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Jan e jigar jan e man tera hai bhut wazan to

Jan-E-Jigar Jan-E-Man Tera Hai Bhut Wazan To Jo Mujh Pe Gir Gayee Mar Jao Ga…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Macchis ki teeli neeche giri hai uthhate

Macchis Ki Teeli Neeche Giri Hai Uthhate Kyun Nahi Bus Stop Par Ladki Khadi Hai…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Windows 95 se le kar windows xp tak

Windows 95 Se Le Kar Windows-Xp Tak Sabhi Operating Systems Mein Re-Cycle Icon Hai But…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Kanjus ki zindagi kya jeena kabhi humari

Kanjus Ki Zindagi Kya Jeena, Kabhi Humari Tarah Bhi Jiya Karo, Roz Mere Sms Padh…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Film kabhi khushi gum song suraj hua

Film Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gum Song Suraj Hua Madham Chemistry Hua Khatam Biology Padhne Laga…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Sharam ati hai mujhe par aaj yaha

Sharam Ati Hai Mujhe Par Aaj Yaha Kehna Padega, Sharam Ati Hai Mujhe Par Aaj…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Hum akele nahi khuda humare saath hai

Hum Akele Nahi Khuda Humare Saath Hai Agar Gir Gaye O Sambhal Jayenge Marne Ke…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Hum karte hai tumse pyar isliye tumhara

Hum Karte Hai Tumse Pyar Isliye Karte Hai Tumhara Intezar Par Itna Bhi Naa Karo…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Bhooto sa chehra tera chudeloo si muskaan

Bhooto Sa Chehra Tera Chudeloo Si Muskaan Hai Bhooto Sa Chehra Tera Chudeloo Si Muskaan…

Funny Shayri, Ishq Shayari, SMS Shayari

Her ek ghari mushkil se gujarti hogi

Her Ek Ghari Mushkil Se Gujarti Hogi Sau Tareh Ke Waham Karke Marti Hogi Ghar…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi

Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi, Ek Kami Thi Vo Bhi Puri Ho Gayi,…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Jaise hire ko hira kat ta hai

Jaise Hire Ko Hira Kat Ta Hai Sone Ko Sona Kat Ta Hai Lohe Ko…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Gandhiji ahinsa ko kyon mante the

Gandhiji Ahinsa Ko Kyon Mante The ? Kyonki Woh Jante The Ki Dhishoom.Dhishoom..To Pepsodent Ka…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Ham ne tumheree yaad main ro ke

Ham Ne Tumheree Yaad Main Ro Ro Ke Tab Bhar Diyaa Tum Kitnay Bewafa Niklay…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

5 frogs were sitting on a wall

5 Frogs Were Sitting On A Wall 4 Decided To Jump Off. How Many Left…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Aik din achanah hi phone aa gaya

Aik Din Achanah Hi Phone Aa Gaya Us Ka Lehje Ki Malamat Se Ho Raha…

Funny Shayri

Moor ker na dekh mujhe yoon hanstay

Moor Ker Na Dekh Mujhe Yoon Hanstay Hanstay Mere Dost Hain Baray Hoshiyaar Keh Dengay…

Funny Shayri

Ghazalkaaron kaa humne ek survey kiyaa jisne

Ghazalkaaron Kaa Humne Ek Survey Kiyaa Jisne Humen Yeh Raaz Convey Kiyaa Nabbe Pratishat Ghazalkaar…

Funny Shayri

Mein shayri nahi karta phir bhi log

Mein Shayri Nahi Karta, Phir Bhi Log Mujhe Shayar Kehte Hain…!!! Mein Koi Case Nahi…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Wada tor diya hai usne jise hum

Wada Tor Diya Hai Usne Jise Hum‚  Pyar Bahut Karte Hai Pahale To Milne Jate…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

I want to share everything with u

I Want To Share Everything With U Your Sadness, Ur Happy Moments Every Single Second…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Idhar kuda hain udar khuda jidar dekho

Idhar Kuda Hain Udar Khuda Hain Jidar Dekho Udar Khuda Hain, Idhar-Udhar Buss Khuda Hi…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Sasural ki khatirdari se hum bade impressed

Sasural Ki Khatirdari Se Hum Bade Impressed The Pahli Baar Sasural Gaye Thode Bahoot Depressed…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Hey krishna tu is kalyug mein aa

Hey Krishna Tu Is Kalyug Mein Aa Kar To Dikha-Â… Tune 18 Saal Ki Umar…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Atte pe atta bhut ratt to niklege

Atte Pe Atta Atte Pe Bhut Ratt To Niklege Pehenke Suit

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Tum mujhey yoon bhulaa na paaogey haan

Tum Mujhey Yoon Bhulaa Na Paaogey Haan Tum Mujhey Yoon Bhulaa Na Paaogey Jab Niklogey…

Funny Shayri

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab pehen

Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Tum Jab, Pehen Ke Evening Gown Too Many Requests Se, Ho…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Dil ko dekh chehara na chehre pe

Dil Ko Dekh Chehara Na Dekh Chehre Pe Kalikh Putwa Diya Arey Be Wafa Pahchaan…

Funny Shayri

1aadaab kerta hoon kaho kia haal hain

1..Aadaab Kerta Hoon Kaho Kia Haal Hain 2..Thailay Mein Doo Romaal Hain Ek Thaal Hai…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Kuch aisi uttejna se usne mera haath

Kuch Aisi Uttejna Se Usne Mera Haath Pakda Kuch Aisi Uttejna Se Usne Mera Haath…

Funny Shayri

Chehray pe jab wo zulfon ko girati

Chehray Pe Jab Wo Zulfon Ko Girati Hai, Madhuri Se Kan Nahi Nazar Aati Hai,…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Ek lakh ki gaadi aaye neno jiska

Ek Lakh Ki Gaadi Aaye Neno Jiska Naam Bike Nahi Ab Neno Ki Karega Demand…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Duniyan ko ajab rang dekhati hain ladkiyaan

Duniyan Ko Ajab Rang Dekhati Hain Ladkiyaan Mardon Ko Hathoon Par Nachati Hain Ladkiyaan Kapdon…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Na tum terrace pe aati main deewana

Na Tum Terrace Pe Aati Na Main Deewana Hota Na Tum Patthar Maarti Na Main…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Baithe kamre mein kar rahi thi press

Baithe Baithe Kamre Mein Kar Rahi Thi Press Teri Yaad Aayi To Jal Gayi Dress

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Tumhari belt ke daayre se kamar na

Tumhari Belt Ke Daayre Se Tumhari Kamar Na Barhne Pae, Chaati Hardam Aage Rahe Pet…

Funny Shayri

Is jami se lekar us aasman tak

Is Jami Se Lekar Us Aasman Tak Is Jami Se Lekar Us Aasman Tak Is…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Muktsar si baat hai dil mein chupaye

Muktsar Si Baat Hai Dil Mein Chupaye Baithey Hain Aaj Khundi Se Hum Ik Bakra…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Aab chai say kartee hai woh ranjhay

Aab Chai Say Kartee Hai Woh Ranjhay Ki Tawazuh Khooraq Jo Hotee Hai Zaroori Nahin…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Lafaz chipak jate hai hotho se kuch

Lafaz‚  Chipak Jate Hai Hotho Se Kuch Aaise Chipak Jate Hai Favicol Se Kitab Ke…

Funny Shayri

Kash may tera woh haseen mobile hota

Kash May Tera Woh Haseen Mobile Hota To Baray Pyarr Say Maray Key Pad Say…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Zindagi jeena aasan nahi hai peeter herohonda

Zindagi Jeena Aasan Nahi Hai Peeter, Zindagi Jeena Aasan Nahi Hai Peeter, Herohonda Ek Liter…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Prechaan hai sab humse yaha kuch martey

Prechaan Hai Sab Humse Yaha Kuch Martey Hai Goli Aur Kuch Jaltey Hai Bahut Ho…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Chilkan e mehfil mein es kadar aana hua pehle

Chilkan-E-Mehfil Mein Es Kadar Aana Hua Pehle Thodi Aithan Hui Fir Jam Ker Pakhana Hua

Funny Shayri

Aaj tak woh band baje shaamiyana yaad

Aaj Tak Woh Band Baje Shaamiyana Yaad Hay Khud Ko Itni Dhoom Se Sooli Charhana…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics, Mehfil-E-Shayari

Dil cheez kya hai aap yeh jigar

Dil Cheez Kya Hai Aap Yeh Jigar Bhi Lijiye Kaata Hai Humne Kya Bakra Sirf…

Funny Shayri, Punjabi Shayri, SMS Shayari

Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen sohnia

Rabb Kare Sade Yaar Muskraunde Rehen, Sohnia Nu Tarpaunde Rehen, Yara Nal Mehfila Vi Launde…

Funny Shayri

What is the difference between girls aged

What Is The Difference Between Girls Aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68? At…

Funny Shayri

Na nikla karo bina makeup ke sanam

Na Nikla Karo Bina Makeup Ke Sanam Dar Lagta Hain Hamein Kale Raton Main

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao

Tum Har Raat Mere Khwabon Mein Aao, Tum Har Raat Mujhe Yuunhi Satao, Melody Khao…

Funny Shayri

Gori teri maa to badi moti main

Gori Teri Maa To Badi Moti Main To Samza Roti Khata Gaya Reeeee Gori Tera…

Funny Shayri, Punjabi Shayri, SMS Shayari

Oh jutti tille waali hey jo mein

Oh Jutti Tille Waali Hey, Jo Mein Haan Pairan Wich Paandi, Badal Leyo Tareeke Aapne,…