Category: Funny Shayri
Funny Shayri
Samandar mein akela chala jaa rahaa hun
Samandar Mein Akela Chala Jaa Rahaa Hun Yaadon Mein Teri Jalaa Jaa Raha Hun Jaltaa…
Biwiya do hai naak mein daam ek
Biwiya Do Hai Naak Mein Daam Hai Ek Sidhi To Dosri Kham Hai Aise Choro…
Baat karo sanju aise chup kyu baithe
Baat Karo Sanju Aise Chup Kyu Baithe Ho Dur Se Hi Mujhe Dekh Kar Khush…
Jab se pyar mera miss manage ho
Jab Se Pyar Mera Miss Manage Ho Gaya Jindagi Ka Sara System Damage Ho Gaya…
Pyaar me dil lut gaya aur sab
Pyaar Me Dil Lut Gaya Aur Lut Gaya Sab Kuch Aisa Bataaya Doston Ne Ishk…
Nadia ke is par parwat ur maine
Nadia Ke Is Par Parwat Ke Ur Par Maine Nahin Kisi Ko Choda Sabka Kha…
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se ped
Jo Sagar Ne Kaha Lehron Se, Jo Ped Ne Kaha Patto Se, Jo Phoolon Ne…
Kya khoobsurat nazare hai aasman ke tare
Kya Khoobsurat Nazare Hai Kya Aasman Ke Tare Hai Kya Nadiya Hai Kya Kinare Hai…
Dil ki raahon ke yaar ho tum
Dil Ki Raahon Ke Yaar Ho Tum Mahoobat Ki Fizeo Ke Behar Ho Tummeri Dubti…
Ishq telephone per kaarobaar kya nahi hota
Ishq Telephone Per Kaarobaar Telephone Per Kya Nahi Hota Mere Sarkaar Telephone Per Hadh To…
Mujay aisa koi kamaal de baba jo
Mujay Aisa Koi Kamaal De Baba Jo Har Ahfat Ko Taal De Baba Kum Aamdni…
Tujhe dekh kar badti hai mere dil
Tujhe Dekh Kar Badti Hai Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tujhe Dekh Kar Badti Hai Mere…
Usne mujko dekha to meine usko cheda
Usne Mujko Dekha To Meine Usko Cheda Ladki Ka Bhai Tha Teda Jiska Naam Tha…
Achha hua wo bevafa nikle koyoki vafadar
Achha Hua Wo Bevafa Nikle Achha Hua Wo Bevafa Nikle Koyoki Vafadar To Kutte Hote…
Ishq mein mast hoke pyar tune kya
Ishq Mein Mast Hoke, Pyar Tune Kya Kiya, Dil Ki Dhadkan Tej Hui, Aur Meine…
Kaun kaheta hain ke tajmahel sirf shahajnha
Kaun Kaheta Hain Ke Tajmahel Sirf Shahajnha Hi Bana Sakta Arey Taj To Hum Bhi…
Jab nikala mera janaazaa to ek baat
Jab Nikala Mera Janaazaa To Ek Baat Yaad Aa Gayi Saamne Tha Maikhaanaa Aur Sharaab…
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain tum
Dil Mein Aansuyo Ke Mele Hain Tum Bin Hum Bohat Akele Hain Sab Kuch Chhod…
Dekh ke unki body aur height sari
Dekh Ke Unki Body Aur Height, Sari Ladkiyaan Karti Thi Feilding Tight Magar Who Bhi…
A musician must make music an artist
A Musician Must Make Music, An Artist Must Paint, A Poet Must Write, If He…
China has a great deewar russia comminust
China Has A Great Deewar, Russia Has A Comminust Sarkar, America Has Powerful Radar, But…
Ek thi bulding jis mai the floor
Ek Thi Bulding Jis Mai The Floor…. Ek Thi Bulding Jis Mai The Floor Ki…
U have good style class looks face
U Have Good Style.. U Have Good Class.. U Have Good Looks.. U Have Good…
Aay haseen larki tere honton per yeh
Aay Haseen Larki Tere Honton Per Yeh Gulabi Lipstick Tere Nain Katoron Mein Laga Hua…
Meray ghar 5 bachay ho gaey 3
Meray Ghar 5 Bachay Ho Gaey 3 Saalon Main…. Muhabbat Ke Yehi Hay Ibtida To…
Kal shayad tu chand pe chali jaaye
Kal Shayad Tu Chand Pe Chali Jaaye Mere Bulaane Par Bhi Tu Waapis Na Aaye…
Main tumhe dekhkar dekhta rahe gaya kis
Main Tumhe Dekhkar Dekhta Rahe Gaya Main Tumhe Dekhkar Dekhta Rahe Gaya Kis Jahan Ke…
Sharif wo hai to badnaam mai bhi
Sharif Wo Hai To Badnaam Mai Bhi Nahi, Bewafa Wo Hai Tho Wafa Maine Bhi…
Aaj kal ke ladke bhi kamal karte
Aaj Kal Ke Ladke Bhi Kamal Karte Hai Kisi Ko Dol Mein Rekhte Hai Kisi…
Wo waqt kee suiyaan dikhla kar aksar
Wo Waqt Kee Suiyaan Dikhla Kar, Aksar Hame Dara Dete Hain, Kabi Mere Chehre Ki…
Duniya se jo darre usse kaayar kehte
Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain
Kya samajh ke kehta hai khudko shahrukh
Kya Samajh Ke Kehta Hai Khudko Shahrukh Khan Tu Lagta Hai Jaise Thooka Hua Paan…
Tumne mere man se khela tan dhan
Tumne Mere Man Se Khela Tumne Mere Tan Se Khela Tumne Mere Dhan Se Khela…
Aap mere dard e dil ko kya samajh paaoge
Aap Mere Dard-E-Dil Ko Kya Samajh Paaoge.. Roti To Khaa Chuke, Ab Kya Ghaash Khaaoge..
Maangta hu to deti nahi jawab mere
Maangta Hu To Deti Nahi, Jawab Mere Sawaal Ka, Deti Hai To Khada Hota Hai…
Unki galion ke chakkar kat kat kar kutte
Unki Galion Ke Chakkar Kat-Kat Kar Kutte Hamare Yaar Ho Gaye, Wo To Hamare Na…
Ek tum hi baaki the mere avtar
Ek Tum Hi Baaki The Mere Avtar Aur Siggi Ke Liye Kuch Kahne Wale Chota…
Maine tujko dekha handle badle kar tere
Maine Tujko Dekha Handle Badle Badle Kar Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Peta Sandle Badle Badle…
Woh muskara kar chal diye to aapne
Woh Muskara Kar Chal Diye To Aapne Socha, Woh Aapki Adaaon Mein Fans Rahi Hai,…
Shadi se pahale hero no 1 ke
Shadi Se Pahale: Hero No. 1 Shadi Ke Baad: Coolie No. 1 Shadi Se Pahale:…
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai
Aahat Si Koi Aye To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho. Hawa Koi Lehrayi To Lagta…
Teri yeah jeel si aankhon mein duub
Teri Yeah Jeel Si Aankhon Mein Duub Janey Ko Dil Cahata Hai. Par Kya Karo…
Na din me raat me jungle baar
Na Din Me Na Raat Me, Na Jungle Me Na Baar Me, Ham To Tumhe…
Teri aankhoo mein mohabbat ka dariya nazar
Teri Aankhoo Mein Mohabbat Ka Dariya Nazar Aata Hai Teri Aankhoo Mein Mohabbat Ka Dariya…
Tere chehre se mere khuabun tek roshni
Tere Chehre Se Mere Khuabun Tek Roshni Key Gulaab Khilte Hain Mere Khuaab Gher Key…
Jab bhi mai chat pe jaata hoonbade
Jab Bhi Mai Chat Pe Jaata Hoon,Bade Galat Waqat Pe Jaata Hoon Tere Maa, Baap,…
Wo rooth ke maan jaayenge kuchh keh
Wo Rooth Ke Maan Jaayenge Kuchh Keh Nahi Sakte Hum Unko Manaa Payenge Kuchh Keh…
Tera husn dekhne ko to chand bhi
Tera Husn Dekhne Ko To Chand Bhi Bekarar Hai Tera Husn Dekhne Ko To Chand…
Tumhari yaadon ka hamesha backup liya karate
Tumhari Yaadon Ka Hamesha Backup Liya Karate The. Kaheen Bhool Na Jaaoon Tumhara Naam Tabhi…
Jindagi bin gf ke eisi hoti he
Jindagi Bin GF Ke Eisi Hoti He, Jaise Bin Pani Ki Pani Puri Hoti He,…
Agar hume dil mein basaoge to heart attack
Agar Hume Dil Mein Basaoge To Heart-Attack Se Mar Jaoge Agar Hume Aankhon Mein Basaoge…
Ek puppy tumhare liye tumhari saheli ke
Ek Puppy Tumhare Liye Ek Puppy Tumhari Saheli Ke Liye Ek Puppy Tumhari Saheli Ki…
Aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa
Aapki Ek Muskurahat Ne Hamarey Hosh Udaa Diye. Aapki Ek Muskurahat Ne Hamarey Hosh Udaa…
Main ne bheji jo eshqia e mail uska
Main Ne Bheji Jo Eshqia E-Mail Uska Deti Jawab Kya Coward Purh Ke Delete Kurne…
Dohra makan banaya rehne ko yaar ne
Dohra Makan Banaya Rehne Ko Yaar Ne Mein Jab Idhar Sae Gaya, Udhar Sae Nikal…
Suraj ne jo kirno se kahaa chand
Suraj Ne Jo Kirno Se Kahaa Chand Ne Jo Baadlon Se Kahaan Samudra Ne Jo…
Karwatein badaltey rahe saari raat hum aap
Karwatein Badaltey Rahe Saari Raat Hum Aap Ki Kasam Karwatein Badaltey Rahe Saari Raat Hum…
Makhiya kyu na nache kabre pe sunday
Makhiya‚Â Kyu Na Nache Kabre Pe Sunday Ke Mashooq Thi Uske Beti Kise Halwayi Ke
Bhagwaan ne sansar banaya aur so gaya
Bhagwaan Ne Sansar Banaya Aur So Gaya Bhagwaan Se Insaan Banaya Aur So Gaya Bhagwaan…
Net par bhent hui chat ka mausam
Net Par Bhent Hui Chat Ka Mausam Aaya Kya Kahe Cat Ko Ab Rat Ka…
Ek did hamne kaha apani biwi se
Ek Did Hamne Kaha Apani Biwi Se, Chalo Aaj Khana Bahar Khate Hain, Biwi Ne…
Aaj hum tum baithe hai kisi dhabe
Aaj Hum Tum Baithe Hai Kisi Dhabe To Peen Baithe Hai Lassi But Just Kintu…
Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja
Bekabu Hai Dil Fir Bhi Jiya Ja Raha Hu, Khali Hai Botal Fir Bhi Piya…
Teri khatir bhains baich du gaa tu
Teri Khatir Bhains Baich Du Teri Khatir Gaa Baich Du Tu Ek Baar Haa Kar…
Mere mehboob ne waada kiya hain paanchve
Mere Mehboob Ne Waada Kiya Hain Paanchve Din Ka Mere Mehboob Ne Waada Kiya Hain…
A rabbit and lion entered restaurant sat
A Rabbit And A Lion Entered A Restaurant And Sat Together At A Table. I…
Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai dosti
Bhagwan Ke Bina Mandir Adhoora Hai Dosti Bina Jivan Adhoora Hai Patni Bina Ghar Adhoora…
Zulfein tumhari kaali raat ki tarah dndruff
Zulfein Tumhari Kaali Raat Ki Tarah Dndruff Usme Chamakte Sitaron Ke Tarah
Woh mauhalla kaisa jahan sundar padosan na
Woh Mauhalla Kaisa, Jahan Sundar Padosan Na Ho, Woh Samosa Kaisa, Jisme Aalu Na Ho…
So sweet is ur smile style voice
So Sweet Is Ur Smile, So Sweet Is Ur Style, So Sweet Is Ur Voice,…
Har khusi ko teri taraf mod denge
Har Khusi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Denge, Tere Liye Chand Tare Tod Denge, Tere Liye…
Gul gaya gulshan gayaa gayee hontho kee
Gul Gaya Gulshan Gayaa Gayee Hontho Kee Laali Peechha Chod Do Wo Ho Gayee Bachchon…
Na tum chaat pe aatii main deewana
Na Tum Chaat Pe Aatii Na Main Deewana Hota Na Tum Patthar Maartii Na Mien…
Kabhi esa ho jab dene ka man
Kabhi Esa Ho Jab Dene Ka Man Ho Aur Lene Bala Na Ho Kabhi Hum…
Sharaab duniya ki sabse badi burai hai
Sharaab Duniya Ki Sabse Badi Burai Hai… To Chalo Is Burai Ko Khatam Karen… Ek…
Dil hai to ishq mohabbat dard zandu
Dil Hai To Ishq Hai Ishq Hai To Mohabbat Hai Mohabbat Hai To Dard Hai…
Jab tum angdrayee lete ho dum humara
Jab Jab Tum Angdrayee Lete Ho Jab Jab Tum Angdrayee Lete Ho Dum Humara Nikal…
Kar khuda ka sukriya ham tere ashiq
Kar Khuda Ka Sukriya. Ham Tere Ashiq Hain Ye Tera Karam Hain, Jab Tak Yes…
Examz ka agaya hai zamana lo phir
Examz Ka Agaya Hai Zamana Lo Phir Se Paray Ga Drama Rachana Woh Jab Bhi…
Santa mein tere 64 de dand todd
Santa: Mein Tere 64 De 64 Dand Todd Dene Hai. Ik Hor Aadmi Ne Keha…
Ha to bacho kis ko pasand hai
Ha To Bacho Kis Kis Ko Pasand Hai Wwe Zara Haath To Uthana Hum Phir…
Trak chadaa pahaar par petrol khatam ho
Trak Chadaa Pahaar Par Petrol Khatam Ho Gayaa Budiyaa Ne Ankh Maari Budha Khatam Ho…
Lagi thi jo se bathroom band tha
Lagi Thi Jo Se Bathroom Band Tha Lagi Thi Jor Se Bathroom Band Tha Ander…
Mohabat ab nai ho ge ye kuch
Mohabat Ab Nai Ho Ge Ye Kuch Dinnon Baad Ho Ge Guzar Jaeen Ge Jub…
Ishq main peeda hatasha aur kab taq
Ishq Main Peeda, Hatasha, Aur Kab Taq Jheliye Tension Parinaam Jiska, Khel Woh Na Keliye..!!…
Just close ur eyes and think of
Just Close Ur Eyes And Think Of Urself For 10 Seconds…… Open Ur Eyes !…
Plate main biscuts hai khaati kiyoon nahein
Plate Main Biscuts Hai Khaati Kiyoon Nahein Paaet Main Baby Hain Batati Kiyoon Nahien Aankhon…
Aasqui mein byaah mera ho gaya hai
Aasqui Mein Byaah Mera Ho Gaya Hai Kya Socha Tha Aur Kya Ho Gaya Rafta…