Category: Funny Shayri
Funny Shayri
Taraste hue uske haathon ne meri kalai
Taraste Hue Uske Haathon Ne Meri Kalai Ko Chua Hai Jaise Uski Har Saans Pooch…
Tum gaadi karti ho buss la doonga
Tum Gaadi Gaadi Karti Ho Buss La Doonga Tum Beta Beta Karti Ho Padosi Ka…
Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge
Yeh Mat Sochna Ki Hum Bhool Jayenge Tumhe Door Rehkar Bhi Hamesha Chahenge Tumhe Agar…
Tumko dekhatumko dekha dekhato yeh khayal aaya
Tumko Dekha….Tumko Dekha… Tumko Dekha….To Yeh Khayal Aaya Paaglon Ke Stock Mein Naya Maal Aaya!
Jis vele tu mil jave din
Jis Vele Tu Mil Jave ……. Din Wakhra Ho Jave…… Jis Vele Tu Pass Aave……..
Hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek
Hamari Tumahari Dosti Duniya Ke Liye Ek Misaal Hai Tumhe Dekha To Esa Laga Kya…
Pai jo mohabbat humne hum to gul e gulfaam
Pai Jo Mohabbat Humne Hum To Gul-E-Gulfaam Ho Gaye, Pai Jo Mohabbat Humne Hum To…
Aiye khuda ke bande bhagwan bande agar
Aiye Khuda Ke Bande, Aiye Bhagwan Ke Bande Agar Himmat Hai To Taj Mahal Ko…
Jo dekhi thi humne shadi se pehle
Jo Dekhi Thi Humne Shadi Se Pehle Woh Tadbeer Kitni Haseen Thi Mera Humsafar Hoga…
Ishq e safar se dono ais kadar dar gaye
Ishq-E-Safar Se Dono Ais Kadar Dar Gaye Woh Apne Ghar Aur Hum Apne Ghar Gaye
Tumse mila main kal to mere dil
Tumse Mila Main Kal To, Mere Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound, Lekin Aaj Tum Mili…
Izhare isqh phone par kar diya lakh
Izhare Isqh Phone Par Kar Diya Izhare Isqh Phone Par Kar Diya Lakh Rupee Ki…
Phirta tha main gali woh larrki mujhey
Phirta Tha Main Gali Gali Woh Larrki Mujhey Nahin Mili Khoobsurti Ka Jo Namoona Ho…
Saheli nahi meri haan dost hi hotay
Saheli Nahi Meri, Haan Dost Hi Hotay Hain Who Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi…
Sharam unko aati hai jo se sharmate
Sharam Unko Aati Hai Jo, Sharam Se Sharmate Hai, Hum To Khud Hi Besharam Hai,…
Khuda ne aapko fursat se banaya hoga
Khuda Ne Aapko Fursat Se Banaya Hoga Ek Junoon Sa Us Par Chaya Ho Ga…
Khuda jab husn deta hai nazaaqat aa
Khuda Jab Husn Deta Hai Nazaaqat Aa Hi Jaatee Hai Lad Jaye Jo Kisi Se…
Hum se hai zamana sara zamane nahin
Hum Se Hai Zamana Sara Hum Zamane Se Hai Nahin Hum Jo Chahe Chura Lenge…
Windows in urdu 2004 writes windows urdu
Windows In Urdu 2004 Writes “~~~~~~windows In Urdu 2004 Windows In Urdu! (Dare To Laugh…
Apki muskurahat ka jawab nahi hoth dikhte
Apki Muskurahat Ka Jawab Nahi Hoth Dikhte Hai Par Daat Nahi Shayaad Babool Lagate Ho…
Kaash tere chehre pe chickenpox ke daag
Kaash Tere Chehre Pe Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote Chaand To Tum Ho Hi Sitare Bhi…
Shadi karni chahi par kismat na khuli
Shadi Karni Chahi Par Kismat Na Khuli Taj Mahal Banana Chaha Par Mumtaz Na Mili…
sher shayari karne main toh bada maja
“Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai” “Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada…
Paise se tum bistar kareed sakhte ho
Paise Se Tum Bistar Kareed Sakhte Ho Par Sukoon Wali Need Paise Se Laoge Kaise…
Agar koi aap ko raat ki tanhaie
Agar Koi Aap Ko Raat Ki Tanhaie Mai Tang Kare Karwate Badalne Mai Majboor Kare…
Woh ayi to bahaar nahi
Woh Ayi To Bahaar Ayi Woh Ayi To Bahaar Ayi Woh Nahi Ayi To Nahi…
Three cockroaches were going on the road
Three Cockroaches Were Going On The Road, Suddenly One Of Them Started Singing The Song…
Hale dil tum neh likh diya lekin
Hale Dil Tum Neh Likh Diya Lekin Sab Ka Sab Bede han Likha Hai Khut…
Hum samajhte the woh ladki hai seedhi
Hum Samajhte The Woh Ladki Hai Seedhi Saadi Uska Blueprint Dekha To Cuboid Nikla Socha…
Roshini chaand se hoti hain seetaaroon nahi
Roshini Chaand Se Hoti Hain Seetaaroon Se Nahi Ladykiyan‚Â joney leaver‚Â Se fasti Hain Amreesh…
Kya aankhen hai aapki baatein us khuda
Kya Aankhen Hai Aapki, Kya Baatein Hai Aapki, Us Khuda Ne Kuch Aisa Aapko Banaya…
Kabhi moongfali kathal khilati kash koi alka
Kabhi Moongfali Kabhi Kathal Khilati Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti Main Badaam Deta, Woh…
Dil ka connection miladein daddy internet laga
Dil Ka Connection Miladein, Daddy Internet Laga Dein , Mujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka, Kab…
Kabhi mare dil mein khyaal aata hai
Kabhi Kabhi Mare Dil Mein Khyaal Aata Hai, Kay Phone Ka Bill Itna Ziada Kyun…
Hamne jab aapni ishq ka afsana duniya
Hamne Jab Aapni Ishq Ka Afsana Duniya Ko Sunaya,To Logo Ne Pucha.. Aap Unke Dil…
Khud ko superman kehta hai lekin kapdon
Khud Ko Superman Kehta Hai Lekin Kapdon Ke Upar Chaddi Pehta Hai Naam Uska Chadiman…
Mera kutta neta ho gaya hai sabhi
Mera Kutta Neta Ho Gaya Hai Sabhi Logo Ka Chaheta Ho Gaya Hai Jahan Bhi…
Pehle jab tumahra khyaal aata tha to
Pehle Jab Tumahra Khyaal Aata Tha To Mere Dil Mein Bhuchal Aata Tha Aaj Jab…
Hamari dosti itni gehri ho roye tu
Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho Roye Tu To Aasoon Mere Ho Dil Tera Dhadke To…
Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka
Teri Julf Hai Ya Andheri Raat Ka Saya Teri Julf Hai Ya Andheri Raat Ka…
Aashiqui ke liye pairon mein action boot
Aashiqui Ke Liye Pairon Mein Action Ke Boot Chaahiye, Badan Par Digjam Ka Suit Chaahiye,…
Hamari khushi to ek chhoti si cigrate
Hamari Khushi To Ek Chhoti Si Cigrate Main, Do Kas Liye Ki Bus Hum To…
Katl karna hai to nazroo ke teer
Katl Karna Hai To Nazroo Ke Teer Se Kijiye Talwaar Mein Kya Rakhaa Hai Pyaar…
Kitaabon mein likha hai aur ye itihaas
Kitaabon Mein Likha Hai Aur Ye Itihaas Kahta Hain Agar Jannat Hai Duniya Mein To…
Tum na mano yeh hakikat hai dosti
Tum Na Mano Yeh Hakikat Hai, Dosti Insaan Ki Zaroorat Hai, Kisi Din Aao Hamari…
Bhagwan nee jab tumhe banaya hoga ek
Bhagwan Nee Jab Tumhe Banaya Hoga Ek Suroor Sa Uske Dil Pe Chhaya Hoga Socha…
Pehle kisi kone par machhar dhundho phir
Pehle Kisi Kone Par Machhar Dhundho, Phir Uska Kaan Pakdoo, Phir Use Palang Par Ulta…
Jab hamare sar par bal hote the
Jab Hamare Sar Par Bal Hote The Hum Babar Ali Se Ziada Bakamal Hote The…
Hum aap ke dil mein rahte hain
Hum Aap Ke Dil Mein Rahte Hain Hum Aap Ke Dil Mein Rehte Hain Koi…
Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya galti
Itnay Dino Se Jalanay Nahi Aya Galti Hui Aag Ko Bujhanay Nahi Aya Kehta Tha…
Pyar na kare wo dil kis kaam
Pyar Na Kare Wo Dil Kis Kaam Ka Dosti Na Kare Wo Insaan Kis Kaamka…
Vekh ke ho gaye hosh mere gum
Vekh Ke Ho Gaye Hosh Mere Gum, Monday Nu Dekhya Pehli Vaar, Kol Gaya Aaj…
Jo subhesham acha khana bana ke khilaye
Jo Subhesham Acha Khana Bana Ke Khilaye Par Phir Bhi Usko Koi Na Kahe Kabhi…
Humne tumhe gulab diya tohfa samagh kar
Humne Tumhe Gulab Diya Tohfa Samagh Kar Tum Us Par Baith Gaye Sofa Samagh Kar
Sochta hoon kya uhs k jwab main
Sochta Hoon Kya Uhs K Jwab Main Paigham Baijoohn Kya Pyar Sa Tohfa Uhs Hasti…
Kabhie to nazar milao kareeb aao badbu
Kabhie To Nazar Milao Kabhie To Kareeb Aao Badbu Aati Hai Tumhare Muh Se Jaao…
Tere liye mai chand bhi tor doon
Tere Liye Mai Chand Bhi Tor Doon Zen,Honda City,Opel Astra Tak Chhor Doon Dear Itna…
Gandhi ki dhoti main kache dhage hal
Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Kache Dhage Gandhi Ki Dhoti Main Hal Chal Gandhi Ki Dhoti…
Dil todne walon ko saza kyu nahi
Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi…
Hum aap ko kabhi nahi chod ke
Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Nahi Chod Ke Jayegey Har Roz Har Din Yoindia Pe Aayegey…
Bhai se dosti marne ka dar sardar
Bhai Se Dosti Marne Ka Dar Sardar Se Dosti Dimag Khone Ka Dar Paro Se…
Haseena ka intezaar ab kaun karte hain
Haseena Ka Intezaar Ab Kaun Karte Hain Jab Khuwahish Hoti Hai Phone Karte Hain Email…
6 inch ka hai size normal he
6 Inch Ka Hai. Size Normal He Mazboot He Ziyadah Mota Bhi Nahin He 2…
Rok do mere jana je ko mujh me jaan
Rok Do Mere Jana-Je Ko Mujh-Me Jaan Aa Gayee Hai Jara Peeche Mudh Kar Deko…
Nigahaon se nigahein milaker to dekho dil
Nigahaon Se Nigahein Milaker To Dekho, Dil Ki Baat Bataker To Dekho, Sab Ayege Tumare…
Agni ko saakshi maan kar liye hai
Agni Ko Saakshi Maan Kar Liye Hai Saat Phere Agni Ko Saakshi Maan Kar Liye…
Because you made me happy youmade cry
Because You Made Me Happy, Because Youmade Me Cry, Because You Made Me Angry, Because…
If u sneeze once8212think i m remembering
If U Sneeze Once—Think I M Remembering U, If U Sneeze Twice—-Think I Want To…
Kyaa se hogayaaaa bewafaa tere pyaarme nahaaya
Kyaa Se Kyaa Hogayaaaa… Bewafaa Tere Pyaarme.. Nahaaya Saal Hogayaaaa… Paani Na Aaya Nalme..
Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko
Log Kehte Hai K Khuda Ne Aapko Badifursat Mein Banaya Ha. Faltu Kaam Fursat Mein…
Kamaata nahi hoon itna ke tujhe roz
Kamaata nahi hoon itna ke tujhe roz khelaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja ya kisi…
Roses r red violetz blue im in
Roses R Red Violetz R Blue Im In Luv But Not With U When We…
Yeh ladke kyun apna waqt barbaad karte
Yeh Ladke Kyun Apna Waqt Barbaad Karte Hain Zara Samjha Karo Hum Ko Zara Alfaaz…
Aap logo ne kya jahar gholla hai
Aap Logo Ne Kya Jahar Gholla Hai Bichari Shayri Ka To Jaise Dam Hi Ghota…
Designer dress pehante ho modern style rakhte
Designer Dress Pehante Ho Modern Style Rakhte Ho Dil Mein Jalan Aur Face Par Smile…
Heer kahe raanjhe se o sun mere
Heer Kahe Raanjhe Se O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa Jhuthe Bartanon Ko Tum Ragad- Ragad Kar…
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel so
Yeh Aankhen Hai Ya Neeli Jheel Yeh Aankhen Hai Ya Neeli Jheel So What’s The…
Wno ghzunen zrffrtr nngn unv zren ebz ebz
Wno Ghzunen Zrffrtr Nngn Unv, Zren Ebz-Ebz Znpuny Wngn Unv, Nnat-Nnat Zrva Thq-Thqv Ubgv Unv,…
Kuch intezar humne kiya aur tumne gunah
Kuch Intezar Humne Kiya Aur Kuch Tumne Kiya Gunah Kuch Humse Hua Kuch Sitam Tumne…
Baandh le do chaar bottle kabr mein
Baandh Le Do Chaar Bottle Kabr Mein Baith Ke Piya Karenge Agar Maangle Khudaa Hisaab…
Darkat ke paimane pr chilmine husn ka
Darkat Ke Paimane Pr Chilmine Husn Ka Furst Se Yun Sharmana, Darkat Ke Paimane Pr…
Tumhare liye ye sanam chaand taare tor
Tumhare Liye Ye Sanam Chaand Taare Tor Layenge Tum Humein Aawaz Mat Dena Varna Hum…
Main ne kaha dil de do ji
Main Ne Kaha Dil De Do Ji Kehne Lagi Dil Hai Mera Koi Hotel Ka…
Doctor ye syrup 2 spoon subha
Doctor : Ye Syrup 2 Spoon Subha, 2 Dopahar, 2 Raat Ko, 3 Din Tuk…
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain
Hum Apko Dekhne Ki Chahat Rakhte Hain Aapki Har Baat Dil Mein Chupaye Rekhte Hain…
True love is like a pillow u
True Love Is Like A Pillow U Can Hug When U R In Trouble U…
Aashiq ne pucheya rab ton ae rabba
Aashiq Ne Pucheya Rab Ton Ae Rabba Tu Jag Nu Pyar Da Vairy Kyon Bana…
Kaash me kutta hota tum mujhe roti
Kaash Me Kutta Hota Kaash Me Kutta Hota Tum Mujhe Roti Dalne Aati Aur Mai…