Category: Funny Shayri
Funny Shayri
Maine tujhse pyaar kiya tere baap ne
Maine Tujhse Pyaar Kiya, Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Pita… Maine Tujhse Pyaar Kiya, Tere Baap…
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi
Chand Par Kaali Ghata Chaati To Hogi Taron Mein Chamak Aati To Hogi Tum Lakh…
Bahut dur rehkar bhi nazro ke pas
Bahut Dur Rehkar Bhi Nazro Ke Pas Rehte Ho Nazron Se Dur Rehkar Bhi Khas…
Good looking kaun charming dashing famous woh
Good Looking Kaun? Charming Kaun? Dashing Kaun? Famous Kaun? Woh Aap To Nahi. Fir Bacha…
Can anyone give me advice
Can Anyone Give Me Advice . . . ? What To Do With Computer Mice?…
Sade khayal da vi rakheya kar har
Sade Khayal Da Vi Khayal Rakheya Kar, Har Wehle Na Nawa Sawal Rakheya Kar, Noji…
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata
Tum Paas Hot To Tujhpe Pyar Aata Hai, Tum Door Ho To Tera Intezaar Satata…
Appni bhi ekk wife ho colour jis
Appni Bhi Ekk Wife Ho Colour Jis Ka Bright Ho Lambi Jis Ji Height Ho…
What8217s ford santa gaadi oxford so simple
What’s Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What’s Oxford? Santa: So Simple, Bail Gaadi
Woh jo unke pare baithein hain aur
Woh Jo Unke Pare Baithein Hain Aur Woh Jo Unke Bhi Pare Baithein Hain Arey…
Khuda kare tujhe aisi beemari lage tu
Khuda Kare Tujhe Aisi Beemari Lage, Tu Budhape Mein Bhi Kunwari Lage. Darjan Ho Jayen…
Woh ladki bari sunder hai magar kya
Woh Ladki Bari Sunder Hai Magar Kya Kare Kambaqt Read Only Hai
Exam paas aaye sir mera dukhaye teacher
Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera Dukhaye Teacher Ne Na Jaane Kyun, Danday Dikhaye, Ab To…
Mere gham ki dosto inteha ho gayi
Mere Gham Ki Dosto Inteha Ho Gayi Mera Chein Meri Neend Fana Ho Gayi Paper…
Teri yaad dil se jaany nahi dengy
Teri Yaad Dil Se Jaany Nahi Dengy, Tere Jaisa Dost Khone Nahi Dengy, Sharaafat Se…
Nari k chakker me banti hai gahr
Nari K Chakker Me Banti Hai Gahr Me Tarkari…… Nari K Chakkar Me Jati Hai…
Humare jane ka time hua hum to
Humare Jane Ka Time Hua Hum To Ja Rahe Hai Jinka Ane Ka Time Hua…
in aashiqon se rasme wafa or dil
“In Aashiqon Se Rasme Wafa Or Dil Lagaana Saraasar Bhool Hai, Jis Din Ye Ikraar…
Imagine ur self in a sprite ad
Imagine Ur Self In A Sprite Ad Your Colleague : Hey!! Kya Yahan Baitha Mail…
Hindi he aye kya bolti tu
Hindi: He : Aye Kya Bolti Tu? She: Aye Kya Main Bolun? He : Sun…
Wo na aye par unki yaad aakar
Wo Na Aye Par Unki Yaad Aakar Wafa Kar Gayi, Rahi Tamana Har Waqt Milne…
Raat kai time ak admi kabar opper
Raat Kai Time Ak Admi Kabar Kai Opper Betha Tha Dosra Admi Apni Cycle Se…
Tere liye ae dost main kya tha
Tere Liye Ae Dost Main Kya Tha Kya Ho Gaya Tere Waade Ko Pura Karne…
Teri aankhen jhuki tera chehra khila jab
Teri Aankhen Jhuki Jhuki Tera Chehra Khila Khila Jab Tere Gaalo Par Se Haath Ghumaaya…
Ek ho plate me cake aap
Ek Ho Plate , Plate Me Cake Aap Jaisi Sakhi Lakhon Me Ek.
Itna rahe khayaal sataane ke saath hum
Itna Rahe Khayaal Sataane Ke Saath Saath Itna Rahe Khayaal Sataane Ke Saath Saath Hum…
Ghantaghar tod dunga ring road ko mod
Ghantaghar Tod Dunga Ring Road Ko Mod Dunga Sahid Gate Fod Dunga Titanic Ko Fevicol…
Woh cham karke aayi chali gayi mein
Woh Cham Cham Karke Aayi Woh Cham Cham Karke Chali Gayi Mein Khada Raha Haath…
Kisi ka pyar milta hain erader ker
Kisi Ka Pyar Milta Hain Erader Ker Nahi Pata, Kahi Samman Milta Hai,Aaderker Nahi Pata…
Padh ke soyaa thaa raat mein jab
Padh Ke Soyaa Thaa Raat Mein Jab Need Khulli To Lagaa Sapna Adhuraa Hai Phir…
Tere naam zindigi ki kahani kar di
Tere Naam Zindigi Ki Kahani Kar Di Apna Bachpan Or Jawani Ker Di Ab Aaya…
Ah kuriyeh jah kuriyeh8217uray thenu pyar kareeyeh8217pyar
Ah Kuriyeh Jah Kuriyeh’uray Ah Thenu Pyar Kareeyeh’pyar Karkay Thenuwee Lameuin Latawa’lameuin Latakai Mai Hud…
life is without u impossible r in
“Life Is Without U Is Impossible U R In My Breath, In My Blood I…
Kya yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho mere
Kya Yaar Tum Bhi Ajeeb Ho, Mere Dil Ke Kitne Kareeb Ho, Na Milte Ho,…
Be nighan aankhon se dekhte hain parche
Be Nighan Aankhon Se Dekhte Hain Parche Ko Be Khayal Haathon Se Un Bane Se…
Ishq ke khatir jane kya log kar
Ishq Ke Khatir Jane Kya Log Kar Gaye Kuch Bane Paagal To Kuch Katl Kar…
Ye ankheen teri nili hain zulfain kali
Ye Ankheen Teri Nili Hain Ye Zulfain Teri Kali Hain Phir Rang Tumhara Pila Kyu…
Mard taange waala hoon main taaange wala
Mard Taange Waala Hoon Main Mard Taaange Wala Mujhe Teacher Kya Marega Main To Hoon…
Kabsey aashiq dhoop mein thairaa jaatey kya
Kabsey Aashiq Dhoop Mein Thairaa Jaatey Kya Aapa Yaa Phir Usku Chaanw Ke Andar Laatey…
Kash mein teray desktop ka icon hota
Kash Mein Teray Desktop Ka Icon Hota Tu Baray Pyar Say Chahowo Say Baray Maan…
If u like my sms it means
If U Like My Sms, It Means I-‘m Smart If You Save, U Agree I-‘m…
Suraj hua madham chand bhi chalne laga
Suraj Hua Madham Chand Bhi Chalne Laga Main Thehra Raha Zamin Chalne Lagi Sajna Kya…
Papa kehte hain bada naam karegi beti
Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karegi Beti Humari Aisa Kaam Karegi Magar Yeh To Koi…
Pagg bann gabru jadon jeep te sawaar
Pagg Bann Gabru…. Jadon Jeep Te Sawaar Hunda….. Chad Ke Chabare Utte …. Wekhde Ne…
Woh ladki hi kia jis ka koi
Woh Ladki Hi Kia Jis Ka Koi Dilbar Na Ho Woh Ladki Hi Ka Jis…
Laaloo ko modellng ka bhoot chadha so
Laaloo Ko Modellng Ka Bhoot Chadha. So He Posed With Buffaloes. 1 Newspaper Published The…
Yahah bhi khuda hai wahan jahan nahin
Yahah Bhi Khuda Hai Wahan Bhi Khuda Hai Jahan Khuda Nahin Hai Wahan Kal Khude…
Hasino ke chehre pe har waqt khushi
Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai, Unnke Labon Pe Har Waqt Hansi…
Dur sa dheeka thu hasina bal sambar
Dur Sa Dheeka Thu Hasina Bal Sambar Rahi The Dur Sa Dheeka Thu Hasina Bal…
Dhoor say dekha8217 thow dekha yeh kay
Dhoor Say Dekha’ Thow Dekha Yeh Kay Wo Koiy Chodri Tha, Damaag May Socha’ Thow…
Permission lo bike nikalo goa jaao petrol
Permission Lo Bike Nikalo Goa Jaao Petrol Ka Paisa Raste Mein Nashta Dimag Ka Bheja…
I like u miss love find my
I Like U I Miss U I Love U I Find U My Best Friend…
Tum bin hum aise hain jaise loota
Tum Bin Hum Aise Hain Jaise Loota Hua Koi Bank Jaise Paani Ka Khaali Tank…
Tum ne dekha mujhe meine tujhe humko
Tum Ne Dekha Mujhe, Meine Dekha Tujhe, Tum Ne Dekha Mujhe, Meine Dekha Tujhe, Humko…
Pehle yeh shikayat thi hum kuch nahin
Pehle Yeh Shikayat Thi Hum Kuch Nahin Kehte Ab Yeh Shikayat Hai Ki Hum Chup…
Aaj vo kitni sundar dikti thi she
Aaj Vo Kitni Sundar Dikti Thi She Was Nice And Sexy I Held Her And…
Tum sirf ho aur tumhari batein zaise
Tum Sirf Tum Ho Aur Tumhari Batein, Zaise Zhilmil Sitaron Se Jagmagati Chandni Raten, Aur…
Reh ker mujh ko to bass ek
Reh Reh Ker Mujh Ko To Bass Ek Hi Khayal Ataa Hain Wo Kambakht Na…
Message pe bhejte ho bhej ke bheja
Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Kharab Karte Ho Bhejte Ho To…
Banke dulhan aaram se soya nahi jaata
Banke Dulhan Aaram Se Soya Nahi Jaata, Daaman Ko Bhi Aankho Se Bhigoya Nahi Jaata,…
Phirta raha dili mein magar dil wali
Phirta Raha Dili Mein, Magar Dil Wali Nahi Milli Marta Tha Jiski Yaad Mein Who…
Kya gajab ka josh hai tere deewane
Kya Gajab Ka Josh Hai Tere Deewane Mei Kal Jamanat Pe Choodaya Tha Aaj Phir…
Teri akhaan di ki tareef kara kawantal
Teri Akhaan Di Ki Tareef Kara, Kawantal K Gidd Bharri Hoyi Ae, Teri Shakal Vekh…
Kya khoobi hai tere is deewaane main
Kya Khoobi Hai Tere Is Deewaane Main Kya Khoobi Hai Tere Is Deewaane Main Kal…
Aap hamare dil mein base howahwah ho
Aap Hamare Dil Mein Base Ho..Wah,Wah Aap Hamare Dil Mein Base Ho Thoda Side Mein…
Abe khajur zoo se bhage hue langur
Abe Khajur, Zoo Se Bhage Hue Langur, Abe Sadhe Hue Kele Ke Chilke, Chuse Hue…
Jabse dekha hai tujhe e husn e shabab khilne
Jabse Dekha Hai Tujhe E Husn-E-Shabab Khilne Lage Meri Bagiya Mein Gulab Jaise Pyase Ko…
Soldiersoldier sabun wabun chod kar kisse nahane
Soldier,Soldier Sabun Wabun Chod Kar Kisse Nahane Gaya, Head &Shoulder-Head & Shoulder Kya Isse Nahane…
Mere mobile ko sukum milgaya empty inbox
Mere Mobile Ko Sukum Milgaya Empty Inbox Ka Phool Khil Gaya, Aapka Sms That Ya…
Chai tea maa patii naa hu to
Chai (Tea) Maa Patii Naa Hu To Peena Kaa Kya Mazaa Ladki Bistar Maa Naa…
God ne aap ko iss duniya main
God Ne Aap Ko Iss Duniya Main Bheja Bhejaa To Asa Bhejaa K Bhejaa Na…
Aapke nakhre apne dil pe bang kar
Aapke Nakhre Apne Dil Pe Bang Kar Gaye Do Pc Judte Judte, Hang Kar Gaye.
Shaikh kahtaa hai ki o peeta nahe
Shaikh Kahtaa Hai Ki O Peeta Nahe Par Angoor Khoob Khata Hai Bas Fark Itna…
Jab hawey chalti hai to tum yaad
Jab Hawey Chalti Hai To Tum Yaad Aaate Ho Jab Baadl Garajte Hai To Tum…
Aayi thi meri kabar par diya bujha
Aayi Thi Meri Kabar Par Diya Bujha Kar Chali Gayi Baqi Bacha Tha Tail Sar…
Sare dhobi hai pareshan kyuki unke gadhe
Sare Dhobi Hai Pareshan Kyuki Unke Gadhe Kho Gaye Hai Gupt Sutro Se Pata Chala…
Nahi padi kade kitaab koi pyaar da
Nahi Padi Kade Kitaab Koi, Pyaar Da Sabak Teri Akhan Chon Padd Da Hai, Jas…
1 ring means i8217m thinking of u
1 Ring Means I’m Thinking Of U; 2 Ring Means I Like U; 3 Means…
Abhi to mile hain tum na jaao
Abhi To Mile Hain Tum Abhi Na Jaao Pehle Kisi Aur Ko Aane Do Fir…
Tarikh kayam rehti hai bas bara baje
Tarikh Kayam Rehti Hai Bas Bara Baje Tak, Raat Masoom Reh Pati Hai Bas Bara…
It starts with a fire continues smokeand
It Starts With A Fire….. Continues With Smoke…..And Ends In Ashes… But Dont Worry –…
Twinkle jat di car khadke glassi in
Twinkle Twinkle Jat Di Car Khadke Glassi In The Bar Punjabi Bhangre Te Chicken Fry…
Shayri hi kartay ishq hua humnay ek
Shayri Hi Kartay Kartay Ishq Hua Humnay Ek Haseena Ko Aawaj Di Lekin Wo Dikha…
Aapun doono ke dosti jhakhas hona mangta
Aapun Doono Ke Dosti Jhakhas Hona Mangta Ha, Jhakhas Bola To Aapun Hira Tu Moti,…
Unho ne dekha hame tirchee najar se
Unho Ne Dekha Hame Tirchee Najar Se To Hum Madhosh Hogaye, Jab Pata Chala Ki…
Taraste hue uske haathon ne meri kalai
Taraste Hue Uske Haathon Ne Meri Kalai Ko Chua Hai Jaise Uski Har Saans Pooch…