Category: Funny Shayri
Funny Shayri
Kal raat kisi ki zuban se aawaz
Kal Raat Kisi Ki Zuban Se Aawaz Nikli Chal Nikal Le Dekh Ke Koi Patli…
Tum meri zindgi mein to aa na
Tum Meri Zindgi Mein To Aa Na Sakki Ab Khwabbon Mein Kya Karne Aati Ho…
Kaash ki mera khoon blue colour ka
Kaash Ki Mera Khoon Blue Colour Ka Hota Kuch Nahi To Mein Exam Mein Paas…
Teri aainkhon mein doob jane ko jee
Teri Aainkhon Mein Doob Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai Par Tumhe Gussa Bohat Aata Hai…
Kadd lainda hai jaan jas di kaala
Kadd Lainda Hai Jaan Jas Di, Kaala Duppatta Paaya Na Kar, Kinni Soniyan Ne Akhan…
Kabse youn yaaroo kuwara koi shadii kaa
Kabse Youn Yaaroo Kuwara Koi Shadii Kaa Hi Kar Doo Upchaar Nahii To Bhaiyaa Thoree…
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi
Zindagi Jaise Ek Saza Si Ho Gayi Hai Oye Ke Saagar Mein Is Kadar Kho…
Kasam hai dosto tumhe apne mail id ki
Kasam Hai Dosto Tumhe Apne Apne Mail-Id Ki Kasam Hai Dosto Tumhe Apne Apne Mail-Id…
Ek tum ho jokitney aache jo kitney
Ek Tum Ho Jo,Kitney Aache Ho Ek Tum Ho Jo Kitney Pyaarey Ho Ek Tum…
Shayri aati nahi karne chale haath mein
Shayri Aati Nahi Shayri Karne Chale Haath Mein Kalam Nahi Writer Banne Chale Bina Wazah…
Bandar ki kheti mai aloo khane kaise
Bandar Ki Kheti Mai Aloo Khane Kaise Ye Bhaloo Aagaye, Aaj Hamari Mayfil Mai Kaise…
Gora ho ya kala sirf paisa hona
Gora Ho Ya Kala, Sirf Paisa Hona Chahiye, Rang Ko Kya Karna, Mujhe Aish Karane…
Chodo yaar us ka itna bhi mat
Chodo Yaar Us Ka Itna Bhi Mat Karo Intezar Apne Dil Par Koi Nayi Ladki…
Chandi ki deewar na todi lekin pyar
Chandi Ki Deewar Na Todi, Lekin Pyar Bhara Dil Tod Diya, Cyber Cafe Ke Paise…
Wo aaye humari mazaar pe diya bhuja
Wo Aaye Humari Mazaar Pe Diya Bhuja Ke Chaldiye Baaki Bacha Tel Sar Pe Laga…
Arz kiya hai murkh thaa shahjahan jo
Arz Kiya Hai Murkh Thaa Shahjahan Jo Kar Gaya Kharcha Itna Taj Par Her Roj…
Har mor per tu hume milta hai
Har Mor Per Tu Hume Milta Hai Har Mor Per Tu Hume Milta Hai Mujhe…
Ek din main delhi pahuncha station pe
Ek Din Main Delhi Pahuncha Station Pe Ek Coolie Se Bahar Jane Ka Rasta Pooncha…
Ghor kalyug hai bhayion bahut hi kharab
Ghor Kalyug Hai Bhayion, Bahut Hi Kharab Zamana Hai, Jis Ladki Pe Aaya Hai Dil…
Tum to thahre bakri chor bhains kya
Tum To Thahre Bakri Chor Bhains Kya Churaaoge Tum To Thahre Bakri Chor Bhains Kya…
I saw something in a catalog really
I Saw Something In A Catalog Something I Really Really Really Really Really Really Really…
Dost tu bhee likhaa kar shayri meri
Dost Tu Bhee Likhaa Kar Shayri Meri Tarah Tera Bhi Shayri.Com Mein Naam Ho Jayega…
Subah hogayi mamu chal uth ek garam
Subah Hogayi Mamu Chal Uth Ek Garam Chai Pi Malai Marke Thoda Fresh Vresh Hojah…
Aashiqi ke dhang seekho hum se tum
Aashiqi Ke Dhang Seekho Hum Se Tum Ae Aashiqo Jab Zara Un Ban Hui Mashooq…
Hamne hawa ke shauk se kholi thi
Hamne Hawa Ke Shauk Se Kholi Thi Khidkiyan Sari Gali Kaa Shor Hamaare Ghar Mein…
Oh waves kardi rahi asin orient te
Oh Waves Waves Kardi Rahi Asin Orient Te Ade Rahe Oh Kfc Kfc Kardi Rahi…
Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha
Abhi Shaadi Ka Pehla Hi Saal Tha, Khushi Ke Maare Mera Bura Haal Tha, Khushiyaan…
Tu abhi kali main tujhe thodunga nahi
Tu Abhi Kali Main Tujhe Thodunga Nahi Tu Kahi Jaayengi To Main Tujhe Chodunga Nahi
Dhooruin thakya they koiy wadi ji charel
Dhooruin Thakya They Koiy Wadi Ji Charel See, O Dhooruin Thakya They Koiy Wadi Ji…
Kahte hain pyar mein log ho jaate
Kahte Hain Pyar Mein Log Ho Jaate Hain Barbaad! Kahte Hain Pyar Mein Log Ho…
Nahin ab hum apke raste mein kabhi
Nahin Ab Hum Apke Raste Mein Kabhi Nahin Ayenge, Hame Pata Hai Aap Hame Kaat…
Ek aag lagi dhuaa sa udda mehfil
Ek Aag Lagi, Dhuaa Sa Udda Mehfil Main Unka Dum Ghutne Lga, Dekh Ke Hamaari…
1 pagal american se tum japanese
1 Pagal American Se : Tum Japanese Ho Na? Amr : Nahi, Mein American Hon…
Gali mei macha hai shor khol de
Gali Gali Mei Macha Hai Shor Khol De Apna Dil Ka Door Karne De Mujhe…
Zindagi hai to khwaab manzilein fasaley rastey
Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai…
Girlfriend ko i luv u bolna hai
Girlfriend Ko I Luv U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K…
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta
Paani Mein Whiskey Milao Ta Nasha Chadta Hai. Paani Mein Rum Milao To Nasha Chadta…
Koi pathar se na maroo mere deewaane
Koi Pathar Se Na Maroo Mere Deewaane Ko Nuclear Science Ka Zamaana Hain Seedhaa Bomb…
Haayo gulabi chunni waaliye mere wadde veer
Haayo Gulabi Chunni Waaliye, Mere Wadde Veer Di Choti Saaliye, Aa Tenu Ghut Ke Jhappi…
Unse milne ki tarqeeb naakaam ho gayee
Unse Milne Ki Tarqeeb Naakaam Ho Gayee, Subah Se Intezaar Thaa Shaam Ho Gayee, Doston…
Tuhar chehra chanda ke samaan naak kaan
Tuhar Chehra Chanda Ke Samaan, Tuhar Chehra Chanda Ke Samaan, Tuhar Naak, Kaan Bhi Chanda…
Aaya wapis to laga ke sab hai
Aaya Wapis To Laga Ke Sab Hai Gaya Tha Yaha Se To Bhi Sab The…
Ata hain yaad mujh ko woh guzra
Ata Hain Yaad Mujh Ko Woh Guzra Howaz Amana… Wo Patlipatli Tangay Oon Pay Phatta…
Raat mein teri jaag key hum karvatein
Raat Mein Teri Jaag Jaag Key Hum‚Â Karvatein Badaltey Hain Aap Pehley Machchar Udhatey They…
Teriyaan akhaan nashiliyaan jive jhaadoo diyaan tiliyaan
Teriyaan Akhaan Nashiliyaan Jive Jhaadoo Diyaan Tiliyaan Tu Loot Lita Sada Chain Tere Pichey Doggie…
Nali mein giroge tum tumhe macchar katange
Nali Mein Giroge Tum Tumhe Macchar‚Â Katange Bahar Nikloge Tum Tumhe Pig Chatenge Heroin Bilding…
Ae bewafa hum ne teri yaad mein
Ae Bewafa Hum Ne Teri Yaad Mein Ro Ro Ke Tub Bhar Diye Are Yaar…
Ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe
Ek Aishwaarya Thi Deewani Si Shahrukh Pe Wo Marti Thi, Najre Jhukake, Sharma Ke Hritik…
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili
Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili To Kya Hum Umar Bhar Gum Ke Sahare…
Chura ke dil wo mera bekhabar se
Chura Ke Dil Wo Mera Bekhabar Se Baithe Hain Milaate Nahee Nazar Wo Humse Net…
Jab chaha yaad kiya maine kiya email
Jab Jab Chaha, Jab Jab Yaad Kiya, Maine Kiya Email Or Call, Aaj Tere Baap…
Chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool
Chachundar Ke Sar Pe Chameli Ka Phool Chachundar Ke Sar Pe Chameli Ka Phool Utterly…
Dil denge kissi ik ko woh bhee
Dil Denge Kissi Ik Ko Woh Bhee Kissi Nek Ko Yeh Koi Mandir Kaa Parsad…
Aaj bagh main kali hai kal gulaab
Aaj Bagh Main Kali Hai, Kal Gulaab Ho Ga Mujh Se Shadi Karlo, Tum Ko…
Raste mein mili mujhe larki ik din
Raste Mein Mili Mujhe Larki Ik Din Bohat Hi Sunder Lagi Mujhe Naam Pata Jab…
Ek tum ho jo itney acchey ho
Ek Tum Ho Jo Itney Acchey Ho, Ek Tum Ho Jo Kitney Pyarey Ho, Ek…
Tumhare liye mein chan tare bhi tod
Tumhare Liye Mein Chan Tare Bhi Tod Du Santro, Honda City,Esteem, Opel Tak Chod Du…
Na jaane tu mujhse kyu pange le
Na Jaane Tu Mujhse Kyu Pange Le Raha Hai Na Jaane Tu Mujhse Kyu Pange…
Jiya bekarar hai ayl bahar aja more
Jiya Bekarar Hai, Ayl Bahar Hai, Aja More Sajna, Tera Intazar Hai, 2005′s Girl Jiya…
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi
Khidki Se Dekha To Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha Khidki Se Dekha To Raste Pe…
Ab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage
Ab Kisi Ki Taraf Dil Jhukne Lage.. Baat Aakar Zubaan Par Rukne Lage… To.. To,,…
Tum mere frndship ke circle mein kuch
Tum Mere Frndship Ke Circle Mein….. Kuch Aise Aaye…. Jaise Khule Hue Kitchen Mein Cat…
Padhte futjae bastebags 0 mile ya 1
Padhte Padhte Futjae Baste{Bags} 0 Mile Ya 1 Badalenge Na Hum Teachers Chahe Badalte Rahi.
Likh ke tum ne haath par hamaara
Likh Ke Tum Ne Haath Par Hamaara Naam Ghis Diya Surya Jaise Badaria Ne Sar-E-Shaam…
Promise me we are true friends i
Promise Me We Are True Friends, I Am Lamp You Are Light, I Am Coke…
Best way to approach a girl go
Best Way To Approach A Girl Go To Her & Say “Is Your Dad A…
Socha tha har mor par tera saath
Socha Tha Har Mor Par Tera Saath Denge Socha Tha Har Mor Par Tera Saath…
1st sardar oye agar neend na
1st Sardar : Oye Agar Neend Na Aaey To Kia Kia Jaey? 2nd Sardar :…
Dhekte ja tu main tujhe kise naachati
Dhekte Ja Tu Main Tujhe Kise Naachati Hoon Teri Ek Ek Bak Bak Ko Kise…
kyu banaya tune kumbh ka mela aur
“kyu banaya tune kumbh ka mela aur to aur banaya sms ka jamela” “pal pal…
Ye neendein na hi ude to achha
Ye Neendein Na Hi Ude To Achha Hai Koi Muhobbat Na Hi Kare To Achha…
Dard itne mile k khusi kho gai
Dard Itne Mile K Khusi Kho Gai Sas Chalti Rahi Aur Jindgi Kho Gai Har…
Mere dil jiger lever kidney ho tum
Mere Dil Jiger Lever Kidney Ho Tum Her Waqt Aye Vo Fever Ho Tum Doob…
Chupke raat din uska bartan manjvana yaad
Chupke Chupke Raat Din Uska Bartan Manjvana Yaad Hai Humko Aab Tak Kapdey Doney Ka…
Uske saath hum 8216hall8217 mein dekhne gaye
Uske Saath Hum ‘Hall’ Mein Dekhne Gaye Shakti-The Power Zara Sa Haath Pakre To Woh…
Jab tota hua dirty tote se
Jab Tota Hua Dirty , Tote Se Boli Maina Jab Tota Hua Dirty , Tote…
Abstract art kay mulbay say yeh niklee
Abstract Art Kay Mulbay Say Yeh Niklee Daulat Jis Ko Sanjhay Thay Anannas Woh Niklee…
Ek jaisi lagti hain chudiyaan aur ladkiyaan
Ek Jaisi Lagti Hain Chudiyaan Aur Ladkiyaan Toot Ti Hain Hansti Hain Chudiyaan Aur Ladkiyaan…
Turu ruttu tu bush to pagal hay
Turu Ruttu Tu Turu Ruttu Turu Bush To Pagal Hay Bush Deewana Hay Haan Yeh…
Bill to pagal hai deewana ache bure
Bill To Pagal Hai Bill Deewana Hai Ache Bure Softwares Banata Hai Yahi Hmm Bill…
Homework pura hota nahi raat ko mein
Homework Pura Hota Nahi, Raat Ko Mein Sota Nahi, Jab Mood Ho Parhai Ka, Homework…
Mere khayalo ki mallika dil dhadkan ankho
Mere Khayalo Ki Mallika Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Mere Ankho Ka Noor Chayaa Kuch Aisa…
Kisse nu di jawani maar gai ditti
Kisse Nu Kisse Di Jawani Maar Gai, Ditti Hoi Pyar De Nishani Maar Gayi, Ravan…
Hatha me hath milake anguthi churake chali
Hatha Me Hath Milake, Hatha Me Hath Milake, Anguthi Churake Chali Gayi, Abhi Gale Milne…
Aaj tum kitni maasum lag rahi ho
Aaj Tum Kitni Maasum Lag Rahi Ho Yaa Humare Dil Se Sharat Kar Rahi Ho…
Shadi kr li hay ab bohat say
Shadi Kr Li Hay Ab Bohat Say Rishtay Nibhanay Perhein Gaein Jitnay B Thay Jigree…
The original version if you love something
The Original Version: If You Love Something, Set It Free… If It Comes Back, It’s…
Maine tujhse pyaar kiya tere baap ne
Maine Tujhse Pyaar Kiya, Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Pita… Maine Tujhse Pyaar Kiya, Tere Baap…