Category: Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

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Heard of dis one to hain teree

Heard Of Dis One To Hain Teree Ankhon Main Doobney To Dil Kerta Hai Magar…

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Dil se ek ishq ki application kar

Dil Se Ek Ishq Ki Ek Application Kar Raha Hoon. Pyaar Se -Ë—Debug-‘ Karna Mein…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Msn ki baatain woh mulakatain pyar bhari

Msn Ki Baatain Msn Ki Woh Mulakatain Woh Pyar Bhari Batain Woh Login Honey Ka…

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Although i will alwayz luv u and

Although I Will Alwayz Luv U And Remember The Timez We Had Ur A Sorry…

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Dil ki kisi ek ko diya jata

Dil Ki Kisi Ek Ko Diya Jata Hai Woo Bhi Kisi Nek Ko Diya Jata…

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Haseen tum ho to bure hum bhi

Haseen Tum Ho To Bure Hum Bhi Nahi, Mehlon Mein Tum Ho To Sadak Par…

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Ye darde bewafai kise raas aayi raat

Ye Darde Bewafai Kise Raas Aayi Raat Bahot Hai Ho Aayee Chal Soja Mere Bhai

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Daali pe nazar par jiss humne cumbakht

Daali Daali Pe Nazar Daali Daali Daali Pe Nazar Daali Par Jiss Daali Pe Humne…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Maine kaha waqt se main bhi tere

Maine Kaha Waqt Se Main Bhi Tere Saath Chaloon Maine Kaha Waqt Se Main Bhi…

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Ghayal hai scanner mera koi dava to

Ghayal Hai Scanner Mera Koi Dava To Dila Do Kuch Na Sahi To Bas Aik…

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Girlfrnd r panipuri tastes goods at any

Girlfrnd r panipuri, Tastes goods at any time. Mistresses r pizzas, Hot n Spicy eaten…

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Jaise kaanch ko katta hai zaher garmi

Jaise Kaanch Ko Kaanch Katta Hai Zaher Ko Zaher Katta Hai Garmi Ko Garmi Katti…

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Hathi ne kaha hatni ki qabar per

Hathi Ne Kaha Hatni Ki Qabar Per Ja Kar Hathi Ne Kaha Hatni Ki Qabar…

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Gora rang uspe lali sajayee hui hai

Gora Gora Rang Uspe Lali Sajayee Hui Hai Gora Gora Rang Uspe Lali Sajayi Hui…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Immi hai ek badha tamater kerta jo

Immi Hai Ek Badha Tamater Kerta Hai Jo Badhi Patar Patar Usko Nahi Hai Koi…

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Mujhe teri mohabbat ka sahara mil gaya

Mujhe Teri Mohabbat Ka Sahara Mil Gaya Hota-Â… Mujhe Teri Mohabbat Ka Sahara Mil Gaya…

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Dil daina ekk ko aur nek ko

Dil Daina Ekk Ko Aur Nek Ko, Yah Koi Parsad Nahii Kai Bat Do Har…

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Kon kehata hai ki budhe haseeno ko

Kon Kehata Hai Ki Budhe Haseeno Ko Nahi Dekhte Kon Kehata Hai Ki Budhe Haseeno…

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Marriage is a three ring circus engagement

Marriage Is A Three Ring Circus Engagement Ring Wedding Ring And Suffering

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Tum door se hi majboor sahi par

Tum Door Se Hi Majboor Sahi Par Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai Tum Saans Wahan Par…

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Mausam bada behaal hai na sur taal

Mausam Bada Behaal Hai Na Sur Hai Na Taal Hai Upar Se Aapka Na Hona…

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Abla thi tab ab to hai

Abla Thi Tab Thi , Ab To Hai Nari Sabla, Bajati Hai Mardo Ke Sar…

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Suraj aaj apni kiranou se lardne lage

Suraj Aaj Apni Kiranou Se Lardne Lage Keh Rahe The Ke Ab Raat Ke Andhere…

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Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum

Wo Ankh Bari Pyaari Thi Jo Hum Nay Usay Mari Thi Wo Sandle Bari Bhari…

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What is it girls miss use it

What Is It? Girls Miss Use It! Anger Robs It! Models Sell It! Photographers Cege…

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Tumko dekha to ye khyal aya yaar

Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!! Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!! Yaar Tumhe Tumhari…

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Is diwangi pe samajdari ke parde hum

Is Diwangi Pe Samajdari Ke Parde Is Diwangi Pe Samajdari Ke Parde Hum To Tuje…

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Q what is the difference between watch

Q. What Is The Difference Between Watch & Wife? A. Ek Bigadti Hai To Bandh…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Jab hume pyaas lagti hai unke aane

Jab Jab Hume Pyaas Lagti Hai Unke Aane Ki Aas Lagti Hai Unki Dewangi Mein…

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Bahut ho chuki bewafai ab to wafa

Bahut Ho Chuki Bewafai Ab To Wafa Kijiye Bahut Ho Chuki Bewafai Ab To Wafa…

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Ho din bhi kia haseen the jab

Ho Din Bhi Kia Haseen The Jab Aap Haseeno Se Kiss Liya Karte The Yeh…

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Ek admi sadhu se bola meri biwi

Ek Admi Sadhu Se Bola, Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai, Koi Upay Batao. Sadhu…

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Hamse ha zamana zamane se ham nahi

Hamse Ha Zamana Zamane Se Ham Nahi Hamse Ha Zamana Zamane Se Ham Nahi Hame…

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Tusi nahi great ho lehsun ki plate

Tusi Nahi Great Ho Lehsun Ki Plate Ho Koyley Ka Rate Rate Ho Lagta Hai…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Socha nahi tha yeh din ayenge soch

Socha Nahi Tha Yeh Din Ayenge Soch NahiTha Yeh Din Jayenge Soch To Yeh Bhi…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Aayegi is soone jeevan mein bahaar jub

Aayegi Is Soone Jeevan Mein Bahaar Jub Tu Utayega Meri Beti Ka Bhaar Dil Mein…

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Tum ko dekha to ye khyaal aya

Tum Ko Dekha To Ye Khyaal Aya Gf Badley Hue Ek Month Honey Ko Aya

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Bhige hoth tere pyasa dil mera lage

Bhige Hoth Tere Pyasa Dil Mera Lage Khoon Se Bhara Mujhe Tan Tera Tu Na…

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Picche se dekha to socha waah kya

Picche Se Dekha To Socha Waah Kya Purza Hai Picche Se Dekha To Socha Waah…

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Samundar mein water water water fish aapko

Samundar Mein Water…. Samundar Mein Water… Water Mein Fish…. Aapko Namaste,Apki Girlfriend Ko Kiss….

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Our dosti is like philips pyara sa bandhan

Our Dosti Is Like Philips-Pyara Sa Bandhan & Relationshipis Like Fevicol-Majboot Jod & Our Love…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Ye tirchhi aankhon se kisey daraatey ho

Ye Tirchhi Aankhon Se Kisey Daraatey Ho Koi Nahi Darta Par Tum Ullu Nazar Aatey…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Dosti ki hai to tum usko nibhaya

Dosti Ki Hai To Tum Usko Nibhaya Kerna Phool Ulfat Kae Chehersimt Khilaya Kerna Maut…

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Married men live longer than single do

Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men Do, But Married Men Are A Lot More…

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Pata nahi aaj kal funny main kyun

Pata Nahi Aaj Kal Funny Main Kyun Veeran Hogaya Khair Jane Do Hum Dua Karein…

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After becoming famous actor mrpopat decides to

After Becoming Famous Actor Mr.Popat Decides To Pose For A Picture. To Show He Is…

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Bush karega nikah dulhan hoga saddam dahej

Bush Karega Nikah Dulhan Hoga Saddam Dahej Hoga Afganistan Kanyadaan Karega Pakistan Baraati Hoga Hindustan…

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1 boy yar larkion ko

1 Boy : Yar Larkion Ko -Å— I Love You- Kehnay Ki Sub Se Achi…

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Kabhi kehte the dost humare ke jaan

Kabhi Kehte The Dost Humare Ke Jaan Bhi Mango To Hajir Hai Aaj Apni Biwi…

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Hume bundook ka licence nahin mila to

Hume Bundook Ka Licence Nahin Mila To Kya Humne Bundook Ka Licence Nahin Mila To…

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Gulaab ko mat toro kanta lag jaega

Gulaab Ko Mat Toro Kanta Lag Jaega Larki Ko Mat Chairo Chanta Lag Jaega

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Dil diya humne unhe wafadar manker unhone

Dil Diya Humne Unhe Wafadar Manker Unhone Tod Diya Dil Humey Jamadar Manker……….

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S smart t talented u unique p

S Smart T Talented U Unique P Personlity I In D Demond

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Ram ne dhanush toda sita bhag ke

Ram Ne Dhanush Toda Sita Bhag Ke Aai Krishan Ne Baansuri Bazai Radha Dord Ke…

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Shaq un ko thaa ki raat men

Shaq Un Ko Thaa Ki Raat Men Bosaa Na Le Koi Gaalon Pe Rakh Ke…

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Cooker boli khadai se aitni kali ho

Cooker Boli Khadai Se Aitni Kali Ho Fair & Lovely Lagao Gori Ho Javogi Kadai…

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Hasna to hi hai rohna chahe ho

Hasna To Hasna Hi Hai Rohna To Rohna Hi Hai Chahe Hasna Ho Ya Rohna…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Agar mujhse mohabbat hai mujhe sab apna

Agar Mujhse Mohabbat Hai Mujhe Sab Apna Dhan De Do Jo Haathon Se Na De…

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Hum tha ek raah pe jaa reha

Hum Tha Ek Raah Pe Jaa Reha Bhuje Hoe Chhole Kha Reha Ek Kutta Pada…

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Har ek baat pe kehte ho ki

Har Ek Baat Pe Kehte Ho Ki Tu Kya Hai, Tumhi Kaho Ki Yeh Andaze…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Ik din humne dekha jis raah se

Ik Din Humne Dekha Jis Raah Se Hum Gurajra Karte The Kisi Gujre Hue Ko…

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Jahan ki gurbat mein sukun nahi ayega

Jahan Ki Gurbat Mein Sukun Nahi Ayega, Ghum-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega. Maklul Ki Fitrat…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Mere samne wali khunti pe ek phata

Mere Samne Wali Khunti Pe Ek Phata Pajama Latka Hai Kahin Aur Na Jayada Phat…

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Chand me dekha to aap dikhe badal

Chand Me Dekha To Aap Dikhe. Badal Me Dekha To Aap Dikhe, Taro Me Dekha…

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Aap ki yaadon ko aasu bana kar

Aap Ki Yaadon Ko Aasu Bana Kar Piya Karenge, Waqt Bewaqt App Ko Miss Kiya…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Ek baar ki baat hai teacher ne

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai Teacher Ne Beta Ramu Se Pucha Bata Kaun Hai President…

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Ae janne wali vapiss aa warna jmaana

Ae Janne Wali Vapiss Aa Warna Jmaana Kya Khega Ae Janne Wali Vapiss Aa Warna…

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Yaad to tumhari aati hai dil ko

Yaad To Tumhari Aati Hai Dil Ko Bahut Tadpati Hai Kambakht Lakin Yeh Customer Care…

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Main ne kaha dil ruba us paise

Main Ne Kaha Dil Ruba Us Ne Kaha Paise Dikha Main Ne Kaha Paise Nahi…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Woh elco ki pani puri chowpatty chaat

Woh Elco Ki Pani Puri, Woh Chowpatty Ki Chaat, Woh Naturals Ki Ice Cream, Wah…

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Aur bhi cheezen hain bahut si lut

Aur Bhi Cheezen Hain Bahut Si Lut Chuki Hain Dil Ke Saath Yeh Bataya Doston…

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Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin ha

Duniya Mein Bewafaon Ki Kami Nahin Ha Ab Suraj Ko Hi Dekh Lo Aata Hai…

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Shama parwaane se kuch keh rahi hai

Shama Parwaane Se Kuch Keh Rahi Hai Shama Parwaane Se Kuch Keh Rahi Hai Darling…

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Aaj tha mai aabhi bus me baitha

Aaj Tha Mai Aabhi Bus Me Baitha…. Bus Ko Raste Me Traffic Wale Ne Roka……..

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Ae mere prano se priya pran nath

Ae Mere Prano Se Priya Pran Nath Tumhe Lag Jaaye Sitla Maiya Ka Shraap Mere…

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Hia khawhish agar chappal ki to dila

Hia Khawhish Agar Chappal Ki To Dila Kyun Nahee Dete Begum Ko Musibat Se Bacha…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Apni zindgi main na rani katrina hai

Apni Zindgi Main Na Rani Na Katrina Hai Abi Tak Apne Jeene Ka Na Koi…

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Ekh sher sunatha huin zara ghor say

Ekh Sher Sunatha Huin Zara Ghor Say Suniyeh’{O} Jaow Mai Nee Sunatha Kissee Or Say…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Nashta nash kar dega tarsoge dane ko

Nashta Nash Kar Dega Tarsoge Dane Dane Ko Janam Ghode Ka Milaga Milegi Ghass Khane…

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Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai

Jab Tum Haste Ho To Lagta Hai Ki Insaan Pehle Bandar Tha Dekho Gussa Mat…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Aasman mein udna chahta hu dar lagta

Aasman Mein Udna Chahta Hu Dar Lagta Hai Unchaion Se Samundar Mein Tairna Chahta Hu…

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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c main ohnu

Oh Menu Dekhi Jaandi C, Main Ohnu Vekhi Jaanda C Oh Menu Dekhi Jaandi C,…

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Kaun kehta hai mera mehboob ganja chaand

Kaun Kehta Hai Mera Mehboob Ganja Hai Chaand Ke Sar Pay Bhi Kabhi Baal Hua…

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Mere ishq mein janeman tera kya haal

Mere Ishq Mein Janeman Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya Badnan Se Badboo Aa Rahi Hai…

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Yeh student ki pehchan hai hath main

Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai Hath Main Cigrette Moo Main Pan Hai Mashoor Yeh Shaitan…

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Zamana badey shouk sey sun raha tha

Zamana Badey Shouk Sey Sun Raha Tha Hum Hee So Gaye Daastaan Kahtey Kahtey

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Tere aane se is gulsan ki shann

Tere Aane Se Is Gulsan Ki Shann Hai Tere Liye Ye Sare Duniya Jahan Hai…

Funny Shayri, Punjabi Shayri

Collage wali road ton kinne raah nikle

Collage Wali Road Ton Kinne Raah Nikle, Kuj Nu Mil Gayi Naukri Te Kuj Ho…