Category: Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

Main huin jis haal me ai sanam

Main Huin Jis Haal Me Ai Sanam Rehne Dein Teg Mat De Mere Haathon Me…

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Neend mujhe raat bhar aati hai kam

Neend Mujhe Raat Bhar Aati Hai Kam Shayad Macharon Ko Bhi Mil Gaya Hai Sanam…

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Na woh iqrar karti hai inkar kambaqt

Na Woh Iqrar Karti Hai Na Woh Inkar Karti Hai Kambaqt Mere Hi Sapnoan Me…

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Ghoomta rehta hoon jaise koi cd rom

Ghoomta Rehta Hoon Jaise Hoon Koi Cd Rom Tere Pyaar Main Khol Rakha Hai Deewana…

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Ek din apun gehri neend mein soya

Ek Din Apun Gehri Neend Mein Soya Tha, Tab Apun Sapne Mein Adesh Desh Ka…

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Ek tum ho ki kitne acche pyare

Ek Tum Ho Ki Kitne Acche Ho Ek Tum Ho Ki Kitne Pyare Ho Ek…

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Net bhi hai kamaal cheez bas aati

Net Bhi Hai Kamaal Cheez, Bas Aati Ho Agar Chalani Keys, Waisay To Bohot Hai…

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Me and you are freinds fight i

Me And You Are Freinds, You Fight, I Fight…… You Cry, I Cry…….. You Are…

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Pyar mein mat padho ismein nahi hai

Pyar Mein Mat Padho Ismein Nahi Hai Cain Pyar Mein Mat Padho Ismein Nahin Hai…

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University ke gate se states tak hain

University Ke Gate Se States Tak Hain Ladkiyaan Yeh Ladkiyon Ki University Yeh University Ki…

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O meri jaane tamanna kahan kho gayi

O Meri Jaane Tamanna Kahan Kho Gayi Ho Hum To Jaag Rahe Hain Tum So…

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Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt

Bachiyon K Chakker Me Larke Jate Lutt, Or Khatey Hain Un K Bhaiyon Se Wo…

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Sms na karke dil tod diya mera

Sms Na Karke Dil Tod Diya Mera, Ab Mobile Dafna Dena, Kafan Na Mile To…

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Badla hai maine apna kaamkaaj in dino

Badla Hai Maine Apna Kaamkaaj In Dino Kya Kar Rahii Hu Rehne Do Yeh Raaj…

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Hum gazal me tera charchaa nahi hone

Hum Gazal Me Tera Charchaa Nahi Hone Dete Teri Yaadon Ko Bhi Rusvaa Nahi Hone…

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Aaj main aapko ek sachchayi se rubru

Aaj Main Aapko Ek Sachchayi Se Rubru Karwa Raha Hoo Pls Gor Farmaayiyega.. Kabhi Yeh…

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Maine tujhe dekha dekhta raha hi gaya

Maine Tujhe Dekha Dekhta Raha Dekhta Hi Gaya Phir Mujhe Chashma Lag Gaya

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Yeh sulagata hua jism kampkapate hue honth

Yeh Sulagata Hua Jism Yeh Kampkapate Hue Honth Ye Thartharata Hua Badan Ye Ladkadati Hui…

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Kabhi to hume restaurant mein khana khila

Kabhi To Hume Restaurant Mein Khana Khila Dijiye Ga Nahi Paise To Humse Hi Ek…

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Student yoon fail jo karna tha pehlay

Student: Yoon Fail Jo Karna Tha Pehlay Se Bata Daite Hum Saari Kitaabon Ko Chulhay…

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Deewaano se yeh mat poochho diwaano pe

Deewaano Se Yeh Mat Poochho Diwaano Pe Kyaa Guzri Hai Deewaano Se Yeh Mat Poochho…

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Chandini raat thi vo mere saat uske

Chandini Raat Thi Vo Mere Saat Thi Uske Haat Mere Haton Mein Thay Uske Paer…

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Juice peene ka mazza cup mein nahi

Juice Peene Ka Mazza Cup Mein Nahi Glass Mein Hota Hai Greeting Card Dene Ka…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Ek roz hum se kahane lagi gulbadan

Ek Roz Hum Se Kahane Lagi Ek Gulbadan Ainak Se Baandh Rakhi Hai Kyon Aap…

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Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar

Main Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha Main Tumhare Liye Doob Ke…

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Humne bhi pyaar se khat likha thaandheron

Humne Bhi Pyaar Se Khat Likha Tha…Andheron Mein Khat Mein Pata Aur Kisi Ka Likh…

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Aishwaria rai preety zinta kareena kapoor in

Aishwaria Rai Preety Zinta Kareena Kapoor In Teeno Main Se Kisi Ko Hona Ho Ga…

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Janaaza mera uth raha tha phir bhi

Janaaza Mera Uth Raha Tha, Phir Bhi Taqleef Thi Unhe Aane Me, Bewafa Ghar Me…

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Abhi dil phir kuch udhas hai jane

Abhi Dil Phir Kuch Udhas Hai Jane Kis Baat Se Udas Hai Pata Nahi Har…

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Hai karachi mulke pakistan ka wo shehre

Hai Karachi Mulke Pakistan Ka Wo Shehre Haseen Marne Walo Ko Jahan Milti Nahi Do…

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Khuda ki kasam main tumhara nahin hoon

Khuda Ki Kasam Main Tumhara Nahin Hoon Main Ek Nadi Hoon Kinara Nahin Hoon Takti…

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Khuda kare poori duniya ke aasiq mere

Khuda Kare Poori Duniya Ke Aasiq Mere Koonche Me Bas Jayen Jab Jab Unkee Aankhon…

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Sabse intelligent koun tum smart storng

Sabse Intelligent Koun: Tum , Sabse Smart Koun: Tum Sabse Storng Koun: Tum In Sab…

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Kaise log aise vaise ho gaye jaise

Kaise Kaise Log Aise Vaise Ho Gaye Jaise Aise Vaise Log Kaise Kaise Ho Gaye

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Patte gir sakte hain par ped nahi

Patte Gir Sakte Hain Par Ped Nahi Suraj Dub Sakta Hai Par Aasman Nahi Dharti…

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Un se milne ki tamanna bhi bahut

Un Se Milne Ki Tamanna Bhi Bahut Hai Lakin Aane Jaane Main Kiraya Bhi Bahut…

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Mere woh aise ho jo aankhoun mein

Mere Woh Aise Ho Jo Aankhoun Mein Haya Rakhte Hu Mere Sang Chalne Mein Aazme…

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Na ghumaao saiyaan mujhe yoon paiyaan kasam

Na Ghumaao Saiyaan Mujhe Yoon Paiyaan Kasam Se Tumhaara Main Sar Phod Doongi Phod Doongi…

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Memon boss 2 worker tumne is

Memon Boss 2 Worker : Tumne Is Saal Mehnat Se Kaam Kia Hai, Is Liye…

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Kal jo do char logo ne tere

Kal Jo Do Char Logo Ne Tere Husan Ki Tareef Kar Di Tujh Main To…

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Aur bhee cheezein lut jaati hain dil

Aur Bhee Cheezein Lut Jaati Hain Dil Ke Saath Ye Fermaya Doston Ne Ishq Karnay…

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Woh ankhen style uski pyari smile aur

Woh Ankhen‚  Woh Style Uski Woh Pyari Pyari Smile Uski Aur Koi Nahi Woh Rock…

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Milan ke raat mai bhi biraha ka

Milan Ke Raat Mai Bhi Biraha Ka Khof Hai Is Pyaar Ke Andehpan Mein Aur…

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Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon tum nahi

Main Tumhein Pyaar Kyun Karoon, Tum Nahi Ho Ash, Phir Bhi Tumhe Dekhkar Mera, System…

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Aap humari gali main aayethoda sharmayethoda muskurayethoda

Aap Humari Gali Main Aaye,Thoda Sharmaye,Thoda Muskuraye,Thoda Ghabraye Aur Fir Zor Se Chillaye….. Khali Dabba,Botel,Plastik,Purane…

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Dil hua hai mera aabaad jab aayi

Dil Hua Hai Mera Aabaad Jab Aayi Mujhe Uski Yaad Dil Hua Hai Mera Aabaad…

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I wrote ur name on the sands

I Wrote Ur Name On The Sands…………. It Got Washed Away, I Wrote Ur Name…

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Ye sigi to change nahi hai hone

Ye Sigi To Change Nahi Hai Hone Wala Lekin Roze Ka Time Abhi Hai Hone…

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Na maa ke pyaar se daddy maar

Na Maa Ke Pyaar Se Na Daddy Ke Maar Se, Na Doston Ki Fatkaar Se,…

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Aangan mein phul chahiye to ugaa leejiye

Aangan Mein Phul Chahiye To Ugaa Leejiye Pyaar Agar Paana Hai Toh Daulat Kamaa Leejiye

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Vohi geet pyare sunayega kab tak tu

Vohi Geet Pyare Sunayega Kab Tak Tu Janta Ko Ullu Banayega Kab Tak Ye Aawaargi…

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Zulf ghunghraalichamakta hua gaal achha hai chhodo

Zulf Ghunghraali,Chamakta Hua Gaal Achha Hai Chhodo Bivi Ko,Padosan Ka Khayal Achha Hai. Main Tujhe…

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Padna likhna chad pare nakal te rakh aas

Padna-Likhna Chad Pare Nakal Te Rakh Aas Chakk Rajaayi Te So Jaa Bhagta Rabb Karuga…

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Chance milla taan chorii ker chhadi mood

Chance Milla Taan Chorii Chorii Ker Chhadi Mood Hoia Taan Dekhhoo Zoori Ker Chhadi Teri…

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Raat key 12 bajey main so rahi

Raat Key 12 Bajey Main So Rahi Thi Achanek Dervaza Khatkhatia Main Sumjhy Mera Dil…

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Pattey ped se girte nahi hawa girati

Pattey Ped Se Girte Nahi, Hawa Girati Hai,… Ok..Pattey Ped Se Girte Nahi … Hawa…

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Osama bin ladens favourite song mainnikla plane

Osama Bin Ladens Favourite Song Mainnikla Plane Leke O Raste Mein Newyork Mein Ik Mod…

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Usne meri hatho ki kalaio ko is

Usne Meri Hatho Ki Kalaio Ko Is Tarah Se Pakda Hai Usne Meri Hatho Ki…

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Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai

Tu Mere Dil Mein Aise Samaayi Hai Jaise Baajre Ke Khet Mein Bhains Ghus Aayi…

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Kitne haseen hai aap khud ko duniya

Kitne Haseen Hai Aap Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Say Bachaya Karo Kajal Lagana Hi…

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Woh ek bandar hi doston kehlataa hai

Woh Ek Bandar Hi Doston Kehlataa Hai! Jeeti Baazi Ko Haarnaa Jise Aataa Hai! Niklenge…

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Har raat hum tumhe yaad kiya karte

Har Raat Hum Tumhe Yaad Kiya Karte Hai, Sitaro Mein Tumhe Dekha Karte Hai, Lekin…

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Kala chashma laga kar anke kyu chapati

Kala Chashma Laga Kar Anke Kyu Chapati Ho Bachpan Mei Line Di Ab Sharmati Kyo…

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Aap bhi mujhe yaad karo jaise har

Aap Bhi Mujhe Yaad Karo Jaise Har Pal Maine Tujhe Yaad Kiya Vaise Ek Pal…

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Tumne kaha tha tum aaoge khwab mein

Tumne Kaha Tha Tum Aaoge Khwab Mein.. Tumne Kaha Tha Tum Aaoge Khwab Mein.. Hum…

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Telephone par to bahut itrati ho tum

Telephone Par To Bahut Itrati Ho Tum Mere Dil Ko Bhi Bahut Bhati Ho Tum…

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Jab pyaar kisi se hota hai to

Jab Pyaar Kisi Se Hota Hai To Kehta Hai Dil Baar Baar Ke Kuch Kuch…

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Yahoo ki wo mulakatein pyar bhari batein

Yahoo Ki Wo Mulakatein Wo Pyar Bhari Batein Wo Loging Hony Ka Intzaar Wo Intzaar…

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Rasgulle ki pl8 hopepsi ka cr8 ho

Rasgulle Ki Pl8 Ho,Pepsi Ka Cr8 Ho, Ande Ka Oml8 Ho, E-Mail Karne Me Bade…

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Jane jana o lagta hai tum le

Jane Jana O Jane Jana Lagta Hai Tum Le Logi Meri Ja Dil Le Kar…

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Aik ko bhi main aaj yaad na

Aik Ko Bhi Main Aaj Yaad Na Aya Aj Mail Box Dekha To Khali Paya…

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Aaj ek naya shayar tum logoon ke

Aaj Ek Naya Shayar Tum Logoon Ke Hai Beech Aaya Apne Saath Kuch Ghatiya Shaayari…

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Sahib zaday kiya karte hain larki waloon

Sahib Zaday Kiya Karte Hain Larki Waloon Ne Poocha Ab Dekho Farigh Phirte Hain Ya…

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Uski jheel si aaankhon mein jo dekh

Uski Jheel Si Aaankhon Mein Jo Dekh Liya Main Toh Uske Nashe Mein Hi Kho…

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Beghum ne khah ke le aao bazar

Beghum Ne Khah Ke Le Aao Bazar Se Duppatte Ka Ik Print Jaisa Hai Ye…

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Ae mere unborn beti would be pisar kaun

Ae Mere Unborn Beti Ae Mere Would-Be Pisar Kaun Kahtaa Hai Ke Tujhko Haq-E-Paidaaish Nahi…

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Friendship is like nokia connecting people samsung

Friendship Is Like… NOKIA! Connecting People! Friendship Is Like… SAMSUNG Every One Is Invited! Friendship…

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Aapke chahnewale honge hazaron mera bhi ek

Aapke Chahnewale Honge Hazaron Mera Bhi Ek Naam Unme Shumaar Kar Lo Mera Dil To…

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Kithon aaja babula ve dukhde sun lei

Kithon Aaja Babula Ve, Dukhde Sun Lei Mere Aaake, Kudiyan Ne Kut Suteya, G.T.Road Te…

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Happy rakhsha bandhan in advance bhagwan kare

Happy Rakhsha Bandhan In Advance Bhagwan Kare Is Rakhi Par Aap Logo Ke Sabhi Boy…

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Lipataa jo bosaa leke to bole ki

Lipataa Jo Bosaa Leke To Bole Ki Dekhiye Ye Dusarii Khataa Hai O Pahlaa Qusoor…

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Yu to hum hain brahamchari lekin jaha

Yu To Hum Hain Brahamchari Lekin Jaha Dekhi Nari Waha Aankh Mari Pat Gai To…

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Badal diya hai nigaahon ne rukh zamaane

Badal Diya Hai Nigaahon Ne Rukh Zamaane Ka Badal Diya Hai Nigaahon Ne Rukh Zamaane…

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Ki kariye loka da har gall nu

Ki Kariye Loka Da, Har Gall Nu Lok Jhamella Kende Ne.. Ki Kariye Loka Da,…

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Zindagi kehaal hai sur na taal msgbox

Zindagi Kehaal Hai Sur Hai Na Taal Hai Msgbox Bhi Kangal Hai Kya Aapki Sms…

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Jo raat aayi tou neend khawaab ayee

Jo Raat Aayi Tou Neend Aayi Jo Neend Aayi Tou Khawaab Ayee Par Jab Tere…

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Es tanhai mai bohat dam ghuta hai

Es Tanhai Mai Bohat Dam Ghuta Hai Sk Najany Kon Kambakht Bathroom Ki Kundi Laga…

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Heard of dis one to hain teree

Heard Of Dis One To Hain Teree Ankhon Main Doobney To Dil Kerta Hai Magar…