Category: Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

Don se dosti jaan ka khatra sardar

Don Se Dosti Jaan Ka Khatra Sardar Se Dosti Dimag Ko Khatra Lakdi Se Dosti…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Ye jo ladkion ke baal hote hain

Ye Jo Ladkion Ke Baal Hote Hain Ladkon Ko Phansane Ke Jaal Hote Hain Chush…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari lelo

Yeh Degree Bhi Lelo Ye Naukari Bhi Lelo, Bhale Chheen Lo Mujhse Usa Ka Visa….

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Tum jo hamarey meet na hotey hum

Tum Jo Hamarey Meet Na Hotey Tum Jo Hamarey Meet Na Hotey Hum Bhi Itney…

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Kon kahta hai pyaar andha hota hai

Kon Kahta Hai Pyaar Andha Hota Hai, Wo To Kasm-E-Vaado Se Bandha Hota Hai, Ye…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Kaash mai bhi aey bakrey tera maalik

Kaash Mai Bhi Aey Bakrey Tera Maalik Hota To Barey Naaz Sey Nukhrey Sey Bari…

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Irade hai nek hosle buland aaj phir

Irade Hai Nek Hosle Hai Buland Aaj Phir Wahi Jalwa Dikhayenge Kasam Hai Hindustan Ki…

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Hirni jesi chaal waleen soney jese baal

Hirni Jesi Chaal Waleen Soney Jese Baal Waleen Chipkalee Jesi Shakal Waleen Samajhtee Aishwarya Rai…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics, Punjabi Shayri

Gharwala mainu ik din pub ch lai

Gharwala Mainu Ik Din Pub Ch Lai Gya Botal Pa Ke Dabe Ch Lai Gya…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Ye post khaas kar newyorker ke liye

Ye Post Khaas‚  Kar Newyorker Ke Liye Hai Aaj Unki Shadi Hai Mubarak Ho Janab…

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Bhaiyo aur shaliyo vo kya hai na

Bhaiyo Aur Shaliyo Vo Kya Hai Na Ki Humari Pari Kho Gayi Hai Agar Kissi…

Funny Shayri

aapko dekh ke chaand par ghazal likhne

“Aapko Dekh Ke, Chaand Par Ghazal Likhne Ko Jee Karta Hai…. Aapko Dekh Ke, Chaand…

Funny Shayri

English i love you afrikaans ek

English – I Love You Afrikaans – Ek Het Jou Lief Albanian – Te Dua…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Sher sunne mein maza aata hai sunane

Sher Sunne Mein Maza Aata Hai Sher Sunane Mein Maza Aata Hai Jab Sher Samne…

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Mainey tuze dekha dekhti hi gayi phir

Mainey Tuze Dekha Dekhti Hi Gayi Phir Muze Chashmaa Lag Gaya

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Someday u may lose ur hair teeth

Someday U May Lose Ur Hair. U May Lose Ur Teeth- Ur Money & Even…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Woh panii piita thaa chammach sen amrood

Woh Panii Piita Thaa Chammach Sen Amrood Khata Tha Chakku Sen Sharrm Kii Baat Hain…

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Nahi mein jinka kaam koie is zamna

Nahi Mein Jinka Kaam Koie Is Zamna Mein Wo Sada Lage Rehte Hain Bache Banane…

Funny Shayri

Dear marie yesterday was a good day

Dear Marie, Yesterday Was A Good Day . Our Meeting Was Truly Nice . Though…

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Wo chum le ek baar to aati

Wo Chum Le Ek Baar To Aati Nahi Neend Unki Meethi Awaz Mein Hi Raat…

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Bas us din se log hame diwana

Bas Us Din Se Log Hame Diwana Kaheke Bulaate He, Jis Din Wo Ban-Sanvarake Nikale…

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Suna hai kal ik sas ko bahoo

Suna Hai Kal Ik Sas Ko Bahoo Ne Peet Diya To Is Khabar Pay Yeh…

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Karvacahuth ke din hamari lambi aayu liye

Karvacahuth Ke Din Hamari Lambi Aayu Ke Liye Patni Ne Rakha Hamari Upvaas Par Ye…

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Aaja meri jaan tujko khilao paan mein

Aaja Meri Jaan Tujko Khilao Paan Paan Mein Chuna Tere Pete Mein Mera Munna

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Impact of movies teacher who

Impact Of Movies : Teacher :- Who Is Mahatma Gandhi? Student :- He Is The…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Aaya tha main baraat le ke jaane

Aaya Tha Main Baraat Le Ke Jaane Tujhe Saath Le Ke Tune Ye Kya Kar…

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Dil kisi ek ko do par nek

Dil Kisi Ek Ko Do, Par Nek Ko Do, Ye Mandir K Prasad Nahi Hai…

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Ba 8212 beautiful angel be eyes

B.A — Beautiful angel B.E — Beautiful eyes B.Sc– Beautiful structure B.Com–Beautiful communication M.BA –Married…

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Khanay ki maze thi keh tha maidaan e hashar

Khanay Ki Maze Thi Keh Tha Maidaan-E-Hashar Biryaani Aur Qourmay Ki Kia Lootmaar Thi Meday…

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Sine ke jakhm sabko dikhana kharab hai

Sine Ke Jakhm Sabko Dikhana Kharab Hai, Har Aira-Gaira Dost Banana Kharab Hai, Sare Aam…

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Chai mai patti nahi to ka kya

Chai Mai Patti Nahi To Chai Ka Kya Maza Chai Mai Patti Nahi To Chai…

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Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi

Kya Hua Jo Usne Racha Lee Mehandi, Hum Bhi Ab Sehra Sajayenge, Mujhe Pata Tha…

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How a girl replies if himesh proposes

How A Girl Replies If Himesh Proposes; O Huzoor Bhaad Me Jaaye Tera Suroor, Surat…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Har jagah ishq ke beemar pade hain

Har Jagah Ishq Ke Beemar Pade Hain, Hazaaron Mar Gaye, Sainkdon Taiyaar Khade Hain.

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Apni mahboba say milnay ka bara shoq

Apni Mahboba Say Milnay Ka Bara Shoq Tha Mujh Ko Usay Qarib Say Dakhnay Ka…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste Karna Bhool Gaye Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiya Ke Paste…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

bhagwan ke ghar se kuch gadhe

” Bhagwan Ke Ghar Se Kuch Gadhe Farrar Ho Gaye…… Kuch To Pakde Gaye…….Aur Kuch…..Hamare…

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Pyar huwa ikrar se abb kyo darta

Pyar Huwa Ikrar Huwa Pyar Se Abb Kyo Darta Hai Dil Darta Hai Dil Awhe…

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Dil lagaana hain is zamaane mein toh

Dil Lagaana Hain Is Zamaane Mein Toh Pehele Tajmahal Bana Lena, Ek Mumtaaz Agar Nikali…

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Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron

Pyar Mein Kitne Ghar Doob Gaye Yaaron Pyar Mein Kitne Ghar Doob Gaye Yaaron Pyar…

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Samajh ke ko samjho samjh samjhana bhee

Samajh Samajh Ke Samajh Ko Samjho Samjh Samjhana Bhee Ek Samajh Hai Samajh Samjh Ke…

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Aapki hari aankhon main doob jane ko

Aapki Hari Hari Aankhon Main Doob Jane Ko Dil Karta Hai Aapki Hari Hari Aankhon…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Jis qadar jootey padey aaraam hai aashiqi

Jis Qadar Jootey Padey Aaraam Hai Aashiqi Be-Ghairati Ka Naam Hai Khoob Hain Aankhein Teri…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Thoda sa pyar hua hai baki hum

Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai…

Dard Bhari Shayari, Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Koi zharna wisaal e beher ki khawahish liye kitne

Koi Zharna, Wisaal-E-Beher Ki Khawahish Liye-Â…. Kitne Hi Vadi Aur Pahadoon Se Gujarta Hai-Â…. Kyaa…

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Ek mandir tha jis mein buri neeyat

Ek Mandir Tha Jis Mein Buri Neeyat Waale Gayab Ho Jaate Thae.. Salmaan Gaya Salmaan…

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Imraan hashmi ne apni girlfriend ko pehle

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna Aashiq Banaya Phir Usne Chocolate Main Zeher…

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Jab aaye ho duniya mein to has

Jab Aaye Ho Duniya Mein To Has Ke Aao Jab Jaana Ho Kisi Raah Pe…

Funny Shayri

Woh chilman ke is par se dekhen

Woh Chilman Ke Is Par Se Dekhen Hum Chilman Ke Us Paar Se Dekhen Wohhhh……..

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Jab kabhi tum mere saamne aaye mein

Jab Kabhi Tum Mere Saamne Aaye, Jab Kabhi Tum Mere Saamne Aaye, Jab Kabhi Tum…

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Jo ho gaya woh hona hoga aur

Jo Ho Gaya Woh Ho Gaya Jo Hona Hoga Woh Hoga Aur Jo Nahi Hona…

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When words fail eyes works fail heart

When Words Fail, Eyes Works When Eyes Fail Heart Works When Heart Fails To Kia?…

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Love someone in pakistan romance should be

Love Someone In Pakistan, Romance Should Be Done Only In Afganistaan, Marriage Is For Rajasthan,…

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Kamata nahi itna ki tujhe roz khilaoon

Kamata Nahi Itna Ki Tujhe Roz Khilaoon Aati Hai To Aajaa Nahin To Kisi Aur…

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Dhol baaje ke dham phat gaya

Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje Dhol Baaje Dhol…

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Katchi kali katchnar ki katcha na samjhna

Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna

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Dur se dekha to gabbar ka hadda

Dur Se Dekha To Gabbar Ka Hadda Dikh Raha Tha Dur Se Dekha To Gabbar…

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Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo

Pyaar Ke Jaam Ko Aise Na Piyo Ke Adha Piya Aur Adha Chor Diya Yaron…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

1st year of marriage husband speaks wife

1st Year Of Marriage: Husband Speaks, Wife Listen. 2nd Year Of Marriage: Wife Speaks, Husband…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics, Punjabi Shayri

Sohne nain naksh usde vekhan waale bada pasand

Sohne Sohne Nain-Naksh Usde Vekhan Waale Bada Pasand Karde Sade Naal Kare Oh Pyar Hass…

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Hu chu london ma ane tu cho

Hu Chu London Ma Ane Tu Cho India Ma, . . . Khabar Nai Tu…

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Mainey pyaar kia tha bade josh key

Mainey Pyaar Kia Tha Bade Josh Key Saath Maine Pyaar Kia Tha Bade Hosh Key…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Aaj phir rah mein wo ladki najar

Aaj Phir Rah Mein Wo Ladki Najar Aa Gayi Jiski Pehli Mulakat Mein Surat Dil…

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Agar aap bus train ya kisi bhi

Agar Aap Bus Train Ya Kisi Bhi Medium Se Travel Kar Rahe Hai Aur Koi…

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Hindutan banaye atom bomb ke duniya hil

Hindutan Banaye Atom Bomb Ke Duniya Hil Gaye Hey Bagwan Meri G F Ka Baap…

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Likhna hai shaayari ban na mujhko bhi

Likhna Hai Shaayari Ban Na Hai Mujhko Bhi Shyaar Are Dedo Dhoka Karke Mujhse Bhi…

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Dost badal gaya hai zamana ek

Dost Badal Gaya Hai Zamana , Ek Din Nahin Nahaya To Kya Chhupana, Ab To…

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Wafaa kar rahaa hoon chaahta na mili

Wafaa Kar Rahaa Hoon Wafaa Chaahta Hoon Wafaa Na Mili To Muskraana Chaahta Hoon Muskra…

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Ye ladkiya bhi ajeeb cheej hoti hai

Ye Ladkiya Bhi Ajeeb Cheej Hoti Hai Choti Si Baat Ka Tufan Bna Leti Hai…

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If you hav studied mbbs r a

If You Hav Studied Mbbs, You R A Doctor. If You Hav Studied B.Ab.L., You…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Uthe sabake kadam taaraa ram pam pam ajii aise

Uthe Sabake Kadam, Taaraa Ram-Pam-Pam Ajii Aise Giit Gaayaa Karo Kabhii Khushii Kabhii Gam, Taaraa…

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Kal raat sapne mai meine pucha khuda

Kal Raat Sapne Mai Meine Pucha Khuda Se Tune Sansar Ko Pyar Ka Dushmen Kyun…

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1 munnabhai ca 2 hamara ledger aapke

1. Munnabhai C.A. 2. Hamara Ledger Aapke Paas Hai 3. Kaho Na Depreciation Hai 4….

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Humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone aapne

Humne Bhukhe Rahekar Aapko Milaya Phone Aapne Uthatey Hi Puchha Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

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Pundit tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian

Pundit :- Tumhare Jeevan Me 6 Larkian Ayengi. Boy : Wow, Kia Bat Hai. Pandit…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Main kal ja rahi thi ke meri

Main Kal Ja Rahi Thi Ke Meri Chappal Toot Gai Ab Chappal To Moochi Seeta…

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Janey kaha kho gayi hai salma agyi

Janey Kaha Kho Gayi Hai Salma Janey Kaha Kho aGyi Hai Salma Lagta Hai Usko…

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Babul ke duaein laiti ja tujh ko

Babul Ke Duaein Laiti Ja Ja Tujh Ko Shohar Kangal Melay Maika He Hamaisha Yaad…

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Ladkiyan kia chahti hai ladka agar ho

Ladkiyan Kia Chahti Hai Ladka Agar Ho Kahin Ka Maulwi To Ladkikan Tewriyan Chadhati Hai…

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Socha tha teri zulfon ke saaye main

Socha Tha Teri Zulfon Ke Saaye Main Zindagi Bita Doonga, Socha Tha Teri Zulfon Ke…

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Tanz o mazah ki duniya mein popular meeruthi kisi

Tanz-O-Mazah Ki Duniya Mein Popular Meeruthi Kisi Taa’arruf Ke Mohtaaj Nahi…. Is Martaba Bhi Aaye…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Aap logo ne mahabharat to dekha hi

Aap Logo Ne Mahabharat To Dekha Hi Hoga Aur Usme Dekha Hoga Ki Kans Kitni…

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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye mile

Khuda Kare Tera Mobile Kho Jaye Mile Mujhe Aur Mera Ho Jaye Karu Sms Ladkion…

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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main

Woh Jab Chalti Hai To Raahon Main 100-100 Ke Note Bichhata Deta Hoon Woh Jab…

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Dada ko dadi se pyar ho gaya

Dada Ko Dadi Se Pyar Ho Gaya Pehle Hi Din Mein Bukhar Ho Gaya Dhoosre…

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Kinare aakar to dekhosamandar mai kya rakha

Kinare Aakar To Dekho,Samandar Mai Kya Rakha Hai…. Baho Mai Akar To Dekho,Isharo Mai Kya…

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Badi aarju thi ki koi dilrubaa mile

Badi Aarju Thi Ki Koi Dilrubaa Mile Wo Bhee Kyaa Mile‚  Ki Shaadi-Shuda Mile

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Unki soch me dil ki taranum jag

Unki Soch Me Dil Ki Taranum Jag Uthe Unse Mohabth Karne Ke Arman Sulag Gaye….