Category: Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

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Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi

Nazar Mili Jab Wo Akeli Thi, . . . . Dosti Hui Tab Sath Saheli…

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Maine unko dekha angle badal kar us

Maine Unko Dekha Angle Badal Badal Kar Us Ne Mujhe Maara Sandal Badal Badal Kar…

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Safaid sadhi par jab tum laal bindhi

Safaid Sadhi Par Jab Tum Laal Bindhi‚  Lagati Ho Khuda Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Zindgi mein kuch karna hai to aaisa

Zindgi Mein Kuch Karna Hai To Kuch Aaisa Kar Galib Ki Tu Jis Mohalle Se…

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Ajeeb shakhs hai naraaz ho ke hansta

Ajeeb Shakhs Hai Naraaz Ho Ke Hansta Hai Main Chahata Hoon Khafa Ho To Woh…

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Aik e mail bhaij de mujhko khah us

Aik E-Mail Bhaij De Mujhko Khah Us Main Tu Virus He Bhaij Gur Nahin Aati…

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Tum aa gaye ho noor gai hai

Tum Aa Gaye Ho Noor Aa Gai Hai Chalo Teeno Milkar Picture Dekhne Chalte Hai

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Nazar bacha kar se dekhta hu tum

Nazar Bacha Kar Nazar Se Dekhta Hu, Tum Bura Na Maan Jayo Isliye Bade Darr…

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Roz nikaltaa hoon teri galiyon se tamana e husn

Roz Nikaltaa Hoon Teri Galiyon Se Tamana-E-Husn Ko Dil Machaltaa Hai Teri Chokhat Par Aakar…

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Duniya ko ajab rang dikhati hai yeh

Duniya Ko Ajab Rang Dikhati Hai Yeh Ladkiyaaan Mardo Ko Hathon Pe Nachati Hai Ladkiyaan…

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Sochte hai din raat humko mitaane jiye

Sochte Hai Din Raat Humko Mitaane Jiye Ban Gaye Rasm-E-Mohabbat Hum Zamaane Ke Liye.. Roothe…

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1 pathan ka sir phat gaya se

1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya Pathan Se Dr. Ne Pocha:- -Å—khan Sahab Kia Howa…

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Ja raha hai mera sms jane kya

Ja Raha Hai Mera Sms Jane Kya Gul Khilaega, Pyar Se Padha Jayega Ya Unhe…

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Interviewer what is skeleton sardar sir

Interviewer : What Is Skeleton? Sardar : Sir, Skeleton Is A Person Who Started Dieting…

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Raaste the anjaan phir bhi hum talaash

Raaste The Anjaan Phir Bhi Hum Talaash Mein Unki Nikal Pade Unki Aankhon Ki Kashish…

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Dubai chalo a family in southern

Dubai Chalo !! A Family In Southern India Was Puzzled When The Coffin Of Their…

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Tu chaand maange main de du raat

Tu Chaand Maange Main Chaand De Du, Tu Raat Maange Main Raat De Du, Tu…

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Coke peete pepsi bhool gaye nimbu paani

Coke Peete, Pepsi Peete, Bhool Gaye Nimbu Paani Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani Mtv, Channel…

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Ladka hum ne ghar choda hai rasamo

Ladka Hum Ne Ghar Choda Hai Rasamo Ko Toda Hai Girl Aaiyo Rasam Ko Toda…

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Kya aap repost karte hainnn ya creativity

Kya Aap Repost Karte Hainnn… Ya Creativity Se Darte Hainnn… Reps K Liye Sab Karte…

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Parh likh kar kya karna hain aakhir

Parh Likh Kar Kya Karna Hain, Aakhir Ek Din Sabko Marna Hain, Mar Kar Bhi…

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Kaun kehta hai buddhe ishq nahi karte

Kaun Kehta Hai Buddhe Ishq Nahi Karte, Aji Kaun Kehta Hai Buddhe Ishq Nahi Karte,…

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Aatma chod gayi sharir purana dede tera

Aatma Chod Gayi Sharir Purana Aatma Chod Gayi Sharir Purana Aatma Chod Gayi Sharir Purana…

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Dost na raha pyaar ghar dil lakin

Dost Dost Na Raha Pyaar Pyaar Na Raha Ghar Ghar Na Raha Dil Dil Na…

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Agar aap mujhe properly shut down karte

Agar Aap Mujhe Properly Shut Down Karte Agar Aap Mujhe Properly Shut Down Karte Hang…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Jis din huaa pathaan ke murge kaa

Jis Din Huaa Pathaan Ke Murge Kaa Intaqaal Daavat Ki Maulavi Ki Tab Aayaa Use…

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Use karti hain make up ka daba rooz

Use Karti Hain Make-Up Ka Daba Rooz Kyun Ban Sanwar Kar Nikalte Hain Rooz Kyun…

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Laal kapdon mein aayee ho aise

Laal Kapdon Mein Aayee Ho Aise , Jaise Ki Koi Fire Brigade Ki Gadi Par…

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Smart boss employee profit dumb

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Dumb…

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Doo se dekha to chawal ubal rahe

Doo Se Dekha To Chawal Ubal Rahe The Kareeb Se Dekha Tu Ganje Uchal Rahe…

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This dog is a good way to

This Dog, Is Dog, A Dog, Good Dog, Way Dog, To Dog, Keep Dog, An…

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Smile is a language of love way

Smile Is A Language Of Love, Smile Is A Way 2 Get Success. Smile Is…

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Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise

Aapke Life Mein Mithas Ho Cadbury Jaise, Ronak Ho Nerolac Paint Jaise, Mehak Ho Axe…

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Susraal main jo meke se aati hai

Susraal Main Jo Meke Se Aati Hai Biwiyaan Sau Sau Tarah Se Dhoom Machati Hai…

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Ranjhe ne heer di zulfein sawardey hoy

Ranjhe Ne Heer Di Zulfein Sawardey Hoy Keha; Ranjhe Ne Heer Di Zulfein Sawardey Hoy…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Dekhne mein leg raha hon bess ka

Dekhne Mein Leg Raha Hon Bess Ka Ho Geya Hoon Is Bars Chaliess Ka Souchta…

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Khat kabootar kis tarah pahunchaye bam e yaar tak

Khat Kabootar Kis Tarah Pahunchaye Bam-E-Yaar Tak Par Katarne Ko Lagi Hain Kainchiyan Deewar Par…

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Ilzaam e be buniyaad theek nahin par kya karen

Ilzaam-E-Be Buniyaad Theek Nahin… Ilzaam-E-Be Buniyaad Theek Nahin… Par Kya Karen… Ilzaam Unhone Lagaya Hai…

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Vo na aaye is dil ko zlaane

Vo Na Aaye Is Dil Ko Zlaane Waale, Vo Na Aaye Meri Hasti Ko Mitaane…

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Alu ko bangan se pyaar ho gaya

Alu Ko Bangan Se Pyaar Ho Gaya Pehli Nazar Mai Pehla Pyaar Ho Gaya Adrak…

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Ladki terrace pe khadi thi usko upar

Ladki Terrace Pe Khadi Thi Usko Upar Dekhte Chal Raha Tha Aage Khadde Pe Nazar…

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Maine kaha pagal kyu ho usne tumne

Maine Kaha Pagal Kyu Ho Usne Kaha Tumne Pagal Kyu Banaya Maine Kaha Itna Soti…

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Shahjaha bewkuf tha jo usne karoro

Shahjaha Bewkuf Tha Jo Usne , Karoro Kharch Kiye Taaj Par, Na Jaane Kitni Mumtaaj…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Jab shaadi tum se hogi burkay main

Jab Shaadi Tum Se Hogi Burkay Main Chupi Meri Dulhan Tum Hogi Her Raat Sochta…

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Gum se dosti karo zindagi ban jaayegi

Gum Se Dosti Karo Zindagi Ban Jaayegi, Khusi Se Dosti Karoge To Barbaad Ho Jaayegii….

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Ham naye dost bane o zeb tak

Ham Naye Dost Bane O Zeb Tak Pahuch Gaye Ek Din Saaf Kiyaa Aur Nadarat…

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Har phone per mein kehti hoon jaan

Har Phone Per Mein Kehti Hoon Jaan Tum Itraatay Bohat Ho Itratay Tow Bohat Ho…

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Boow se jiskey gunjtaa hai ghar sara

Boow Boow Se Jiskey Gunjtaa Hai Ghar Sara Browinee Hai Naam Uska Kutta Hai Mera…

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Siskate huye tere haathon ki kalayi ko

Siskate Huye Tere Haathon Ki Kalayi Ko Tere Boyfriend Ne Chuaa Hai… Siskate Huye Tere…

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Humari life us waqt complete hoti hai

Humari Life Us Waqt Complete Hoti Hai Jab Aap Hon Or Main Hoon Or Humaare…

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Aasman pe jitne taare hain ankhon mein

Aasman Pe Jitne Taare Hain Ankhon Mein Jitne Ishare Hain Samandur Ke Jitne Kinare Hain…

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Paata nahi phir kab tumhaara deedar hoga

Paata Nahi Phir Kab Tumhaara Deedar Hoga Ghar Mein Tumhaara Pati Phir Bimaar Hoga Har…

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Maine shaho ki mohabbat ka bharam tod

Maine Shaho Ki Mohabbat Ka Bharam Tod Diya Mere Kamre Bhi Ek Tajmahal Rakha Hai…

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In lehron ka aana jana ai dost

In Lehron Ka Aana In Lehron Ka Jana Ai Dost Kar Deta Hai Moojh Ko…

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Aapke nakhare apne dil pe bangho gaye

Aapke Nakhare Apne Dil Pe Bangho Gaye Do Pc Judte Judte Hang Ho Gaye Aap…

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Din ko chain nahi raat aram jee

Din Ko Chain Nahi Raat Ko Aram Nahi Jee Na Lagey Kahi Aay Khuda Kya…

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Neend aaye to khawb aap is kashmakash

Neend Aaye To Khawb Aaye Khawb Aaye To Aap Aaye Is Kashmakash Mai Hamari Raat…

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hard work never killed anybody but why

“Hard Work Never Killed Anybody…” But Why Take The Risk! “Work Fascinates Me!” I Can…

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Jab se tune mere dil ko diya

Jab Se Tune Mere Dil Ko Diya Hai 440 Volt Tab Se Dil Ki Har…

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Mathe bindi hey te kanna ch waali

Mathe Bindi Hey, Te Kanna Ch Waali Haa, Pyar Bada Mein Onu Karda Haan, Saare…

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Ji chahta hai le lu tumhari duaye

Ji Chahta Hai Le Lu Tumhari Duaye Umar Bahr Ke Liye. Tumhen Dekh Kar Khda…

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Dhar kuaanudhar kuaan idhar wellwellwellwell hahahahahhahahahahaha

Dhar Kuaan,Udhar Kuaan, Idhar Kuaan,Udhar Kuaan, Idhar Kuaan,Udhar Kuaan, Idhar Kuaan,Udhar Kuaan, Idhar Kuaan,Udhar Kuaan,…

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Hum ye nahi jaante ke kal koun

Hum Ye Nahi Jaante Ke Kal Koun Banega Crorepati? Sirf Itna Jaante Hai Ki Agar…

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Na dava mile dua lage ae khuda

Na Dava Mile Na Dua Lage Ae Khuda Kuch Aisa Kar Ki Ladkon Ko Ladkiyon…

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Lok kaity hain kyamat ay gi thu

Lok Kaity Hain Kyamat Ay Gi Thu Mar Jayga’ Mai Bara Hosheyar Huin Mangee Kai…

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Ishq mohabbat hazaron karte hain gham aur

Ishq Mohabbat Hazaron Karte Hain, Gham Aur Judai Se Sabhi Darte Hain, Hum To Na…

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Tumhari bahut yaad aati hai pata nahi

Tumhari Bahut Yaad Aati Hai Pata Nahi Kyo Tumse Milne Ko Dil Karta Hai Pata…

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Bhavin aaka baaka kalli kallaka hota he

Bhavin Aaka Baaka Kalli Kallaka Hota He Maan Ko Pyara Phir Vi Apda Ei Kaka…

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Some times my mind asks why i

Some Times My Mind Asks Why I Miss U?why I Care For U? Then My…

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Tera chahra hai masoom bohat ye jaisai

Tera Chahra Hai Masoom Bohat Ye Jaisai Ho Mazloom Bohat Ye Til Tumhara Asli Hain…

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Once james bond met a dog in

Once James Bond Met A Dog In Jungle He Said,- I Am Bond.!! James Bond..!!-…

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Guzre hue exam ko yad na karna

Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yad Na Karna Answer Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hain Uski Fariyad…

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Mere dil ki website pe tum visit

Mere Dil Ki Website Pe Tum Visit Jo Karna Tripple W Dot Aashiq Pe Yaar…

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Kabhi meri gali bhi aa zaalim khidki

Kabhi Meri Gali Bhi Aa Zaalim Meri Khidki Ne Neeche Seeti Baja Zaalim, Aksar Mere…

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Preity ka husn aishwariya khumaar dekha hai

Preity Ka Husn Aishwariya Ka Khumaar Dekha Hai Kuch Is Tarah Se Haseenon Ka Pyar…

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Her samundar mein sahil nahi hota zahaz

Her Samundar Mein Sahil Nahi Hota Her Zahaz Mein Misael Nahi Hote Agar Dhirubhai Ka…

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Waah re aye mere bharat desh ki

Waah Re Aye Mere Bharat Desh Ki Naari Ye Kaisi Lag Gayi Hai Aajkal Tujhe…

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Mein tere pyar paagal hua chhaliye chhaliye

Mein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua Chhaliye Mein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua Chhaliye, Iodex…

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Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo

Jaate Hue Kuch Aisa Kar Ke Jayo Kaam Ki Har Galli Se Awaaz Aaye…”Abba Jaan”…”…

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Humko biwi ne dandoon se mara peeth

Humko Biwi Ne Dandoon Se Mara Peeth Pe Nishani Maar Ki Fod Dala‚  Sir Humara‚ …

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Dekh kar mujhe aankh marti hai ladki

Dekh Kar Mujhe Aankh Marti Hai Ladki Hai Ke Sensor Baat Baat Par Kiss Karti…

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Kothe te khadi si main kya dil

Kothe Te Khadi Si.. Main Kya Dil Naal Dil Mila Lo.. Kothe Te Khadi Si…..

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Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon dil

Anso Tumare Niklein Ankhein Meri Hon, Anso Tumare Niklein Ankhein Meri Hon, Dil Tumara Dhadk…

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Dil chahta hai badal aaye ghor andhaira

Dil Chahta Hai Badal Aaye Ghor Andhaira Cha Jaye Badal Cham Cham Toot Ke Barsain…

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Ki chandni raat thitare chamak rahe the

Ki Chandni Raat Thi,Tare Chamak Rahe The….. Ki Chandni Raat Thi,Tare Chamak Rahe The….. Humhe…

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Bhagwan se scooter manga car di ghar

Bhagwan Se Scooter Manga.. Car Di; Ghar Manga.. Bangla Diya; Dost Manga Toh Tumhey Diya…..

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Ke kash khuda ek duniyaa aisi banata

Ke Kash Khuda Ek Duniyaa Aisi Banata Jismain Baba Aadm Mujhe Aur Maa Hawa Usako…

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Hume to ab bhi woh guzra jamana

Hume To Ab Bhi Woh Guzra Jamana Yaad Aata Hai Apni Galioon Mein Nange Nahana…