Category: Funny Shayri
Funny Shayri
Lauta do mujhe mere wo collage ke
Lauta Do Mujhe Mere Wo Collage Ke Din, Wo Pyara Sa Campus, Wo Khuli Canteen,…
Pphone karna yyaad aazadi khona rrote rehna
P=phone Karna.. Y=yaad Karna.. A=azadi Khona.. R=rote Rehna Ki Kaash Phone Aaye!! Unko Hamari Yad…
Khujli wala bandar ghoom raha tha ghoomta
Khujli Wala Bandar Ghoom Raha Tha, Ghoomta Hua Sab Ko Dara Raha Tha. Aaya Tha…
Uss raat ka jalwaya hum jaane ya
Uss Raat Ka Jalwa…Ya Hum Jaane Ya Phir Voh… Ham Apnaa Dum Bhare The..Aur Aah…
Maryada purshottam shri ram ko lanka par
Maryada Purshottam Shri Ram Ko Lanka Par Akraman Karne Ke Liye 500 Monkeys Chahiye 499…
Mulaqat apni qismat main nahin the khatagur
Mulaqat Apni Qismat Main Nahin The Khatagur Wese Server Bhe Nahin Tha Wo Mujh Se…
There was a kid who had to
There Was A Kid Who Had To Pee And Asked His Teacher If He Can…
Har kinare ko kinara na samjhna sathi
Har Kinare Ko Kinara Na Samjhna Har Sathi Ko Apna Sahara Na Samjhna Nazar Nazar…
Bewafa dil pe koi zor na raha
Bewafa Dil Pe Koi Zor Na Raha Pyar Ki Rahon Mein Koi Mor Na Raha…
Aisa tum na hilo sunne pe hello
Aisa Tum Na Hilo Sunne Pe Hello, Duniya Samjhe Gi Subah Subah Chada Rakhi Hai…
Wo larki kitni pyari thi jissey mainey
Wo Larki Kitni Pyari Thi Jissey Mainey Aankh Mari Thi Wo Sandal Kitni Bhari Thi…
Gur tere dil main koi busta hae
Gur Tere Dil Main Koi Busta Hae Mujhko Delete Kurke Yuun Na Nikaal Jane Kub…
Teen bandar zoo se bhag gaye ek
Teen Bandar Zoo Se Bhag Gaye, Ek Bandar Pizza Khate Hue Pakda Gaya, Dusra Burger…
Tum hamesha muskurate raho mera kya jayegalog
Tum Hamesha…. Muskurate Raho Muskurate Raho Muskurate Raho Muskurate Raho Muskurate Raho Mera Kya Jayega?log…
Gunha maine kiyato mujhe 8216narak8217 mila par
Gunha Maine Kiya,To Mujhe ‘Narak’ Mila; Gunha Maine Kiya,To Mujhe ‘Narak’ Mila; Par, Narak Ne…
Nazar se loot lenge ye bewafa jaane
Nazar Se Nazar Loot Lenge, Ye Bewafa Jaane Jigar Loot Lenge. In Hasinao Se Mohabbat…
Mana ke tum lajawab ho pur jawab
Mana Ke Tum Lajawab Ho Pur Jawab To Hamara Bhi Nahin Hai Mana Ke Tum…
Chaaku kyon dikhaati ho dhaar hai talwar
Chaaku Kyon Dikhaati Ho, Dhaar Hai Talwar Mein Dupatta Kyon Lehraati Ho, Mazaa Hai Salwar…
Aaj deedaar kal yaar parso pyaar phir
Aaj Deedaar, Kal Yaar, Parso Pyaar, Phir Intezaar, Phir Deedar, Phir Takraar, Phir Daraar, Saari…
Teri tasweer ae sanam main pars me
Teri Tasweer Ae Sanam Main Pars Me Chupai Rakhta Hu Magar Maaf Karna Apni Tashreef…
Hi shayari net ki ladkiyon tumhare joke
Hi Shayari Net Ki Ladkiyon Tumhare Joke Bahut Funny Honge Jab Padhongi To Mazaa Ayega…
Sardar saw a very high airtel tower
Sardar Saw A Very High Airtel Tower & Red Light Glowing On The Top, Seeing…
Jo mujhe massage na kare alalh us
Jo Mujhe Massage Na Kare Alalh Kare Us Ka Cpu Ka Fan Jal Jaaye Us…
Door se dekha to santra tha pass
Door Se Dekha To Santra Tha Pass Jaake Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha Chooke Dekha…
Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri dilne kaha dildar
Khirki Khuli Zulfein Bikhri Dilne Kaha Dildar Nikla Par Haire Meri Footi Kismat Nahaya Hua…
Apni biwi ki taarif mein kaha ek
Apni Biwi Ki Taarif Mein Kaha Ek Shakhs Nay Dil Se Unke Mautarif Hun, Zubaani…
Gul gaye gulsun gayi tumhari hoton ki
Gul Gaye Gulsun Gaye Gayi Tumhari Hoton Ki Lali Chord Do Mera Picha Hogayi Tum…
Bachi tum ko dekh ke roti hain
Bachi Tum Ko Dekh Ke Roti Hain Muh Dho Ke Jab Tum Aati Ho Kis…
Tu chali gaye england baja ke dsp
Tu Chali Gaye England, Baja Ke Dsp Da Band, Tenu Ki Lagiya Dsp Tabah Ho…
Dil de diya hai zalim tughko chashma
Dil De Diya Hai Zalim Tughko Dil De Diya Hai Zalim Tughko Chashma Laga Ke…
Sabarmati ke sant tooney kar diya kamaal
Sabarmati Ke Sant Tooney Kar Diya Kamaal De Di Hamey Aazaadi Bina Khadag Bina Dhaal…
Billi jaisi chhal kutte dum kabhi nahin
Billi Jaisi Chhal Kutte Jaisi Dum Kabhi Nahin Sudhren Hum To Hain Besharm Koi Padakoo…
Un ke aik muskurahat main hai kia
Un Ke Aik Muskurahat Main Hai Kia Ada Thi? Har Aik Ladki Un Pe Aisi…
Two men are talking the first said
Two Men Are Talking. The First Said, I Got Married Because I Was Tired Of…
Halal karne ko pahla bakra main hi
Halal Karne Ko Pahla Bakra Main Hi Mila Tha Kya Yaha Aur Bhi Bakre Hai…
Ek prerna ki talash thi ek khalal
‚Â Ek Prerna Ki Talash Thi, Ek Khalal Para Dekha Ki Haath Mein Ke Laash Thi…
Ye kiski hai aahat kiska saaya uf
Ye Kiski Hai Aahat Ye Kiska Hai Saaya Ye Kiski Hai Aahat Ye Kiska Hai…
Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali
Woh Gori Hai Uski Zulfe Hain Kali Wo Pari Hai Ya Pariyo Ki Rani Uski…
Vote do mujh se kehta tha har
Vote Do Mujh Se Kehta Tha Har Koi Vote Dene Mein Koi Ghata Nahi Vote…
Maine tujhe saikdon khat likhe tune kisi
Maine Tujhe Saikdon Khat Likhe Tune Kisi Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Diya Kahin Tere Dil…
Aaj mausam bada baiman hua hai kyuki
Aaj Mausam Bada Baiman Hua Hai Kyuki Koi Itna Pareshan Hua Hai Dekh Ker Usko…
Aasman ki pari ho ya koi hoor
Aasman Ki Pari Ho Ya Ho Koi Hoor Kahan Se Le Aai Ho Chehre Pe…
Judge why did u shoot ur
Judge : Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shootingher Lover? Sardar : Your…
Abhi to uski khuli nahi thi jubaan
Abhi To Uski Khuli Nahi Thi, Jubaan Ikraar Ke Liye, Lo Hamara Phir Khada Ho…
To love a man like you is
To Love A Man Like You Is To Know, There Will Always Be Someone Whose…
Ker le beta aashki fhoote tere
Ker Le Beta Aashki ….. Fhoote Tere Karam……. Rota Rahega Her Ghadi…. Royega Aagle Janam…….
Ajeeb dastan hai ye kaha suru khatam
Ajeeb Dastan Hai Ye Kaha Suru Kaha Khatam Ye Ladki Chiz Kya Hai Jee Na…
Muhabbat mujhe un jawano se hai ladkiyon
Muhabbat Mujhe Un Jawano Se Hai Ladkiyon Ki Sendalein Jo Khate Hain
Dosti ek aisee cheez hoti hai ki
Dosti Ek Aisee Cheez Hoti Hai Dosti Ek Aisee Cheez Hoti Hai Dosti Ek Aisee…
Ladki ne sar pe tel lagaya uske
Ladki Ne Sar Pe Tel Lagaya Uske Tel Wale Sar Pe Makkhi Giri Makkhi Tel…
Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho shaam
Kabhi Subha Ko Yaad Aate Ho, Kabhi Shaam Ko Yaad Aate Ho, Kabhi Kabhi Itna…
Aye khuda mere dushman ko aisi sazaa
Aye Khuda Mere Dushman Ko Aisi Sazaa Mile Usey Aaye Susu Aur Karne Ki Jagah…
Dekhti ho mujhe to sharmaa ke mooh
Dekhti Ho Mujhe To, Sharmaa Ke Mooh Fer Leta Hoon, Zoolfen To Tumhaari Choo Nahin…
Girl friend is for fun where as
Girl Friend Is For Fun Where As Wife Is For Son Girl Friend Is Night…
Intezaar ki ghadiyan khatm ho gayi meri
Intezaar Ki Ghadiyan Khatm Ho Gayi, Meri Padosan Jawaan Ho Gayi Ghar Ke Bahar Bhid…
Aapko paakar jahaan badla nazar aata hai
Aapko Paakar Jahaan Badla Nazar Aata Hai, Har Ek Doctor Ab Pagla Nazar Aata Hai,…
Pighail hi jaya ga yeh moom dard
Pighail Hi Jaya Ga Yeh Moom Dard Ka Ik Din Shikista Dil Ko Abhie Hosla…
Mil jaati sapnon ki shahzadi agar musharraf
Mil Jaati Sapnon Ki Shahzadi Agar Musharraf Ki Beti Se Hoti Meri Shaadi Ho Jaata…
Aaj kal meri raat din jaagte hue
Aaj Kal Meri Raat Din Jaagte Hue Kati Hai Aaj Kal Meri Raat Din Jaagte…
Gul gaye gulshan gaye ke patte rah
Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu…
Payal chankati aye tha chali gayi main
Payal Chankati Aye Tha Payal Chankati Chali Gayi Main Sindoor Leke Khada Tha Mujhe Rakhi…
Hilne lagta hoon hello keh kar kare
Hilne Lagta Hoon Hello Keh Kar Kare Jab Koi Baat Hi Jab Koyi Kahe Seene…
Hey nida its really sweet bahut hi
Hey Nida Its Really Sweet Bahut Hi Accha Hai I Really Like It Alot Wow…
Jab se tujhe dekha hai nahi samajh
Jab Se Tujhe Dekha Hai Nahi Samajh Aati Koi Baat Tujhe Dekhta Hu Khawabo Mein…
A sweet little morning prayer oh
A Sweet Little Morning Prayer !! Oh God … Help Me Log On Without Fretting…
Jado tera viah hovega mera dil te
Jado Tera Viah Hovega, Mera Dil Te Akhian Ron Giyan, Main Guru Granth Sahib Chakk…
Dekha unhone humey jab apni tirchi nazaron
Dekha Unhone Humey Jab Apni Tirchi Nazaron Se Hum To Madhosh Hi Ho Gaye; Jab…
Kia kehna haale dil ka jo dekha
Kia Kehna Haale Dil Ka Jo Dekha Aik Haseena Ko Samjha Raja Ko Rani Se…
Inmast ulfaqt shakt mashaqat karke hai humein
Inmast Ulfaqt Shakt Mashaqat Karke Hai Humein Zannat Durust Jana Iska Agar Tumhe Matlab Maloom…
Roz hi milte hai roz bate kiya
Roz Hi Milte Hai …..Roz Hi Bate Kiya Kerte Hai Roz Hi Milte Hai …..Roz…
Cycel se takraye or humari ahkhey char
Cycel Se Takraye Or Humari‚Â Ahkhey Char Hu Gayee Bech Mein Aayee Ladki Ki Maa…
Aap aye bahar aayi anjam to zahir
Aap Aye Bahar Aayi Anjam To Zahir Hai Pyaar Kia To Darna Kia Phir Kia…
Khushi ke paigam ko gam mein badal
Khushi Ke Paigam Ko Gam Mein Badal Diya…. Kambhaqt Budhiya Ne Kitna Sitam Dhaya… Hamare…
Andhe ki biwi ko langdelame ne kiss
Andhe Ki Biwi Ko Langde(Lame) Ne Kiss Kiya Aur Goonge(Dumb) Ne Dekh Liya Ab Goonga…
Saali ko invite kiya aur ghar pe
Saali Ko Invite Kiya Aur Ghar Pe Aa Gayi Saas Tum Kahte Ho Chalta Hai…
Koi mil gaya mera dil haan hi
Koi Mil Gaya Mera Dil Gaya Koi Mil Gaya Haan Mil Hi Gaya Mujh Ko…
Old man walking on the street sees
Old Man Walking On The Street, Sees A Child Trying 2 Reach A Door Bell….
Tum bhee becaharahum becahara fittay mu tumharafittay
Tum Bhee Becahara,Hum Bhee Becahara Fittay Mu Tumhara,Fittay Mu Hamara Hum Ne Usay Dekha Angal…
Na jaaane husn wale chasma kyun lagate
Na Jaaane Husn Wale Chasma Kyun Lagate Hain Unhone Aisa Kya Kiya Jo Aankhen Churate…
Bolaa dukaandaar ke kyaa chahiye tumhain jo
Bolaa Dukaandaar Ke Kyaa Chahiye Tumhain Jo Bhi Kaho Ge Meri Dukaan Per Wo Pao…
Machar ne jo katha to dil mein
Machar Ne Jo Katha To Dil Mein Junoon Tha Khujli Itni Huyi Dil Bay Sukun…
Aaj phir aayi hitchkiyaan mujhe shayad teri
Aaj Phir Aayi Hitchkiyaan Mujhe Aaj Phir Aayi Hitchkiyaan Mujhe Shayad Teri Biwi Ne Bhul…
Aao sikhao tumhe ande ka funda ye
Aao Sikhao Tumhe Ande Ka Funda Ye Nahi Pyare Koi Mamuli Banda Ek Anda Chara…
Ladkon ka dimag hota hai humesha khali
Ladkon Ka Dimag Hota Hai Humesha Khali Isliye Milti Nahin Unko Koi Gharwali Galti Se…
Gul gayi gulshan gayi hoto ki laali
Gul Gayi Gulshan Gayi, Gayi Hoto Ki Laali Aab Tho Peecha Chhod De, Ab Tho…
Boy friend is funamp husband gun light
Boy Friend Is Fun,& Husband Is Gun, Boy Friend Is Light Of Moon,& Husband Is…
Train chali bhid bhadi itne me break
Train Chali Bhid Bhadi Itne Me Break Lagi Ek Ladki Ladke Se Takraayi Ladki Boli…
Shampoo ke qeemat gir gai hain baal
Shampoo Ke Qeemat Gir Gai Hain Baal Sanwarne Ke Umar Gai Hain Jab Se Ho…