Category: Sexy SMS
Sexy SMS
Bv ne haji saab ko nokrani k
Bv ne Haji Saab ko Nokrani k sath pkar lia Nokrani; Bb G Maf kr…
Jeene ki nayi ada di hai
jeene ki nayi ada di hai, khush rehne ki usne dua di hai, E khuda…
12 sal ka bacha rape case me
12 sal ka Bacha RAPE case me Pkra Gya LADY wkeel nay Adalat mai Uski…
Ly bosri ky shair sun mana
Ly bosri ky shair sun Mana k bachodiyon main tu jeet jaye ga wah wah…
Woh dil hi kya jo tere milne
Woh dil hi kya jo tere milne ki dua na kare Main tujhe bhool kar…
Apni yaadon me hum tumhe basana chahte
Apni yaadon me hum tumhe basana chahte hain, Apne pas tumhe hum bulana chahte hain,…
Kun tum se itna piyaar hai
KUN TUM SE ITNA PIYAAR HAI!!? jab bi kabi main sochta hn phr se tumhain…
Sunoo hum toot jaen gey k
Sunoo Hum toot jaen gey k duri seh na paen ge Judai maar daaley gi…
Agr garmiyon mai ghr ki chhat pe
Agr garmiyon mai ghr ki chhat pe ja k srf 2min apni paint utar k…
Wife aaj 3 dako aaye or meri
Wife: Aaj 3 Dako Aaye Or Meri izzat loot li? Husbnd: Tum Ne Un Ko…
Kashti b nhe badli sahil badla dobne
Kashti b nhe badli Sahil b nhe badla Dobne walo ka jazba b nhe badla…
Bdmash ek lrki ko utha kr le
Bdmash Ek Lrki ko utha kr le gaia’ or us ka rape krna shoro kr…
A difference of taste in jokes is
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Mian wohi hon jisay tum piyar kiya
Mian Wohi Hon Jisay Tum Piyar Kiya Kartey Theen Din Main 100 Bar Mera Naam…
Main to u hi udas betha pani
Main to U hi udas betha pani me pathar phenk raha tha ‘FARAZ’ , ,…
Ishq sehra hy k derya kabi soche
ishq sehra hy k derya kabi soche wo b us se kva hy mera naata…
Kbhi kbhi choti si lulli bi cheeken
Kbhi kbhi choti si LULLI bi cheeken nikal dete hai agr yaqeen na hoto Apni…
Kaash ye duniya sachi hoti to
Kaash Ye Duniya Sachi Hoti, To Apni Bhi 1 Bachi Hoti, Karta Us ko Itna…
Jazba song jazba chud jane
*Jazba song* *********** Jazba chud jane ka Lund per cher jane ka Chuttoo ban jane…
Jaan kar bhi woh mujhe jaan na
Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye, Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,…
Lofer or offer mein kya farq hai
‘LOFER’ or ‘OFFER’ mein kya farq hai? Agr koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare…
Yaadon ki barsaat liye duaaon soghat dil
Yaadon ki barsaat liye Duaaon ki soghat liye Dil ki gehrayee se Chand ki roshnai…
Tum dil ko bekara kiun nahin karte
Tum dil ko bekara kiun nahin karte meri mohabbat par aitbar kyo nahin karte jee…
Pyas aisi k pee jaon aankhein uski
Pyas Aisi k Pee jaon Aankhein Uski Naseeb Aisa keh MoyasSar Zehar bi nahi Be-Los…
Mene namaaz parh ke khuda se dua
MENE NAMAAZ PARH KE KHUDA SE DUA MANGI DUA MEN APNE LEAY KHUDA SE MOUT…
Whats love shakespeare says dont ask da
What’s Love? Shakespeare says: “Don’t ask da person who loves someone, But Ask da person…
Sabzi wala madam ap ne ye note
Sabzi wala: Madam ap ne ye note brezier se nikala hy? Madm: Han Tmhyn kese…
2 pistol te 1 gundhoni di
2 Pistol te 1 GunDHONI di Maa nu LUN 2 Pukhey te 1 Malang ZAHEER…
Husbund star men v k choot
Husbund ß¡star me¡n ‘ßV’ k¡ Choot pr Ungl¡ Rakh k ßola Ye Rasta Kaha Jata…
Milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb wo utna
milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha wo utna he door ho gaya jitna kareeb tha…
Oye pagal insan sara din kam me
Oye Pagal insan Sara din kam me laga rehta hai Apni sehat ka b Khayal…
Safar mein apne hissay ki musafat yaad
Safar Mein Apne Hissay Ki Musafat Yaad Rehti Hay, Kahin Aabad Hone Per Bhi Hijrat…
Pathan gadhe k sath sex kr raha
PATHAN Gadhe k sath sex kr raha tha k B.V ne dekh liya Or boli…
A very nice sentence said by someone
A very nice sentence said by someone in LOVE: ‘I’m jealous of the people ever…
A pathaan was fucking prostitute at his
a pathaan was fucking a prostitute at his very best, during fucking, pathaan asked kiu…
Door bell baji biwi ne night dress
Door Bell baji, Biwi ne night dress pehan kar ja k darwaza khola, Shohar k…
Us dil se piyaar karo jo tumhe
Us Dil Se Piyaar Karo Jo Tumhe Dard De,, Par Us Dil Ko Kabhi Dard…
Find arms thatll hold u at ur
Find arms that’ll hold u at ur weakest, the eyes that’ll c u at ur…
Pathan shirt utar k ghar bahar khara
pathan shirt utar k ghar k bahar khara tha ek aadmi bola;wah sardar g kya…
Arz kia hy kanch ki shishi pathar
Arz kia hy Kanch ki shishi pathar pe tor dun wah wah, kanch ki shishi…
Condoms dont alwayz guarantee safe sex
Condoms dont alwayz guarantee SAFE sex. A friend of mine was wearing one during sex…
Boy hum hain jogi kitne me dogi
BOY: Hum hain Jogi Kitne me dogi. GIRL: Hil Hil k dungi 100.RS lungi, BOY:…
Sardar yar ye car k pichey
Sardar : Yar Ye Car K Pichey ‘L’ Likhney Ka Kia Matlab Hota Hai…? pathan…
Utra hai mere dil me koi chand
UTRA HAI MERE DIL ME KOI CHAND NAGAR SE, AB KHAUF NAHI KOI ANDHERON K…
There is only one sort of love
There is only one sort of love, But there are a thousand copies
Oye bachi ka msg dekh k mobile
‘Oye Bachi Ka Msg Dekh K Mobile Ki Chumiyan Lene Waley Khassi. Gaand Se Sarye…
The person who tries to live alone
The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His…
Very daring lines written on the t shirt
Very daring lines written on the T-Shirt of a 12 years old girl.. . ….
Mere dil ki kahani ye bayan karti
Mere dil ki kahani ye bayan karti hai, Mohabat ashiqo ko sirf badnam karti hai….
Teacher love kaise hota hai student
Teacher: ‘LOVE’ Kaise Hota Hai? Student: ‘L’ Ko Khara Kar ke ‘O’ Ko Dabaein? Phir…
Najoomi lulli dikhaaoo larrka lulli dikhaata hay
Najoomi: Lulli dikhaaoo Larrka lulli dikhaata hay, Najoomi: Iss saal pass ho jaaoo gay, naukri…
Humor is laughing at what you havent
Humor is laughing at what you haven’t got when you ought to have it.
Woh hume bulne ki baat karte hai
woh hume bulne ki baat karte hai zara unse pucho who hume kab yaad karte…
Apno ne zeher ka jaam de diya
‘Apno ne zeher ka ‘JAAM’ de diya,, ‘Ghairon ne bewafa ka ‘NAAM’ de diya,, Jo…
shadi main photo khenchne wale
*. . .shadi main photo khenchne wale ki bhi kya kismat hoti hai yaar., har…
Mujhay uski phudi key zoq e kamaal ki inteha
‘Mujhay uski Phudi key ‘Zoq-E-Kamaal’ ki inteha to nahe malom…, ‘Lekin jis Phudi mein ‘Mera…
Uss main baat he kuch aisi thi
Uss main Baat He kuch Aisi thi Wasi Agar dil na Detey to Jaan chali…
Pilot 2 ctrl tower dis is ix
pilot 2 ctrl tower: ‘dis is IX 3j27. i’m 300 miles 4m land, 600 feet…
ustadpappu agar tumhary pass 4 toffee
*. .Ustad:~Pappu agar tumhary pass 4 toffee hain aur tum woh Aamir, Akram, Aslam, Saleem…
Beti ammi aap kay zamanay main 10 10
Beti: Ammi aap kay zamanay main 10-10 bacchay kiyoun hotay thay? Ammi: Beti humaray time…
Speak less to people whom u love
Speak less to people whom u love most…..Because if they cant understand ur silence….. They…
Best t shirt quote of the year
Best T-shirt quote of the year :-)) ‘I don’t need sex anymore’. ‘My Government fucks…
Sexy lady in sexy voice batao mere
Sexy lady in sexy voice: “Batao mere underwear main kiya hy?†pathan: confidence se: Lastic…
Kal uski yad puri rat ati rahi
Kal uski Yad puri Rat ati rahi, Hum jage puri Dunia soti rahi, Aasman me…
Its not your mistake if u
Its not your mistake if u can’t read d eyes which cheats u. But Its…
1 sawal kiya insan gand sey
1 sAWAL KiYA INSAN GAND SEy PEPSI KA DHAKAN KHOL SAKTA HAi ?? . ….
Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam
Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aya, khali hi sahi hathon me jaam…
A cute love story two butterflies were
A CUTE LOVE STORY: Two Butterflies Were In Love. 1 Day They Decided To Play…
Pathan ek nurse ko chod rha tha
Pathan Ek Nurse Ko Chod rha tha Nurse Chilai Dard ho rha hy? Pathan: Behnchod…
Dosti boobs nahi jo dab jaye
Dosti BOOBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye Dosti LUN Nahi Jo Thak Jaye Dosti GAAND Nahi…
Tu mujhe i qadar mere qareeb lgta
TU MUJHE I QADAR MERE QAREEB LGTA HA TUJH KO ALAG SOCHON TO AJEEB LGTA…
A wise physician said to me i
A wise physician said to me, “i have been practising medicine for 30years and i…
Intehai behan chod sher arz kya hai
Intehai behan chod sher arz kya hai Ghor Farmaiye Ga Mohabbat Hy Kuch Nahi Sirf…
Bacha maa se mom yeh pregnant kia
¤Bacha maa se: Mom yeh pregnant kia hota hai? Mom ne ghuse se dikha to…
Boy aaj tum kiss karney se eyes
BOY: Aaj tum Kiss Karney Se Eyes Band Nahin Ker Rahi, . . . ….
Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote
Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai, Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain. Pyar…
Dard main tanhai sath ly chalo
Dard main tanhai sath ly chalo.. Dukh main parchai sath ly chalo.. Us ki gand…
Tendulker wife k sath sex krte hue
TENDULKER wife k sath sex krte hue: Darling PITCH sahi nhi, GHASS boht hai, SHORT…
Yaad aata hai humen londe bazi ka
Yaad aata hai humen Londe Bazi ka woh zamana Kabhi tumhari taange uthana to kabhi…
Shadi k 2nd din wife janu nashta
Shadi k 2nd din wife: Janu Nashta karna hy? Husband: Sex hi hmara Nashta hy…
Tarasti nazron ne her pal tera sath
Tarasti nazron ne her pal tera sath manga jaisa asman ne her raat chand manga…
Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan hum
Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan, Hum kaise unka dard byan karange. Ek se hi…
Larka molvi sahab kya girl friend
Larka : Molvi sahab kya Girl friend k saath sona Haram hai? Molvi : Beta…
Arz kia ha hum apki yad
Arz kia ha,, Hum apki yad me ro rahe hain. wah wah Zra ghor famaiye….
3girls apni khwahshen bol rhi thein
..: 3Girls apni apni khwahshen bol rhi thein, . 1st:Mere 2 husbnd hon jo sari…
Rukhsti k wqt dulhan car me bethany
Rukhsti K Wqt Dulhan Car Me Bethany Lgi To Boli : Itni Bri Car? Dulha:…