Category: Sexy SMS
Sexy SMS
Biwi aaj main brazer badal rahi
Biwi : Aaj main brazer badal rahi thi to aik lardka mujhay daikh raha tha….
Sweet is your nature dear name as
Sweet is your ‘Nature’ Dear is your ‘Name’ As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew….
Suhag raat k time dulha ne apni
Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne apni Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali…. . . ….
Coke wd ink walk stick its strange
Coke wd ink walk wd stick -its strange- Run on 1 leg Fly wd birds…
Tuje roz dekhon qareeb say mairay shook
Tuje roz dekhon qareeb say mairay shook be hain ajeeb say muje mangna hay tuje…
Ek nawab randi k paas gyadalte hi
Ek nawab randi k paas gya.dalte hi choot gaya.Randi ada sy boli’janab ne Q zehmat…
Mohabbat phir mohabbat haikabhi dil se nai
Mohabbat phir mohabbat hai, Kabhi dil se nai jati, Hazaron rang hain iss k, Ajab…
Aey waqt tou tham ja mujhe
Aey Waqt Tou Tham Ja, Mujhe Yaad Kisi Ko Kerne De, Mujhe Pyar Hua Ek…
Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us
Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us ka husbnd kam kar rha tha us ne…
Chorh do mera hath jane mujhe
Chorh Do Mera Hath Jane Do Mujhe Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho Chorh Do Mujhe…
Pappu offered girl 4 sex girl tum
Pappu offered Girl 4 sex Girl: tum itne chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy…
Sardar kal pehli wari main teri bhabi
Sardar: Kal pehli wari main teri Bhabi di yaad bhulan wasty sharab di botal da…
Rishta hamara is jahan main sabse pyara
Rishta hamara is jahan main sabse pyara ho, Jaise zindagi ko sanso ka sahara ho,…
It is ordinary to love the marvellous
It is ordinary to love the marvellous. But it is marvellous to love the ordinary….
Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada
Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada yaad rakhna, Bhool na jaana kahin apna irada…
Talwar k zakhm dawa se thek ho
Talwar k Zakhm Dawa Se Thek Ho Jate Hn Mgr Zuban K Zakhm Kisi Dawa…
Sardar dukan se apni bv k lea
Sardar: dukan se apni B.V k lea Wisper ultra lene gya Dukandar- Sir kya size…
To handle yourself use your head others
To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.
Main apni rooh tere jism main he
Main Apni Rooh Tere Jism main He Choor Aaei… Tujhy Galay Se Lagana To ek…
Petrol pump wale ki shadi hui dulhan
Petrol pump wale ki shadi hui. Dulhan se sahelion ne pucha. Suhaag Raat Kesi guzri?…
Teri hasti se zaat khushbu aaye tou
Teri Hasti Se Teri Zaat Se Khushbu Aaye, Tou Jo Bolay To Teri Bat Se…
Main qaasid kis tarha bhejoon khud
Main Qaasid Kis Tarha Bhejoo’n Main Khud Hi Tum Se Mil Loonga Tumhain Jo Dekh…
Mukhlis har kisi k sath rehta hun
MUKHLIS HAR KISI K SATH REHTA HUN SHAYED ISI LIYE KHALI HATH REHTA HUN MERA…
How did an intelligent boy propose to
How did an intelligent boy propose to girl? He took the girl along wid him…
Baba saxidas se ek mastmaula ashiq ne
Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne Puchha Ashiq: “Baba Ji, Ek Ladki Apni Life…
Agar sex krnay ka mood nahi ho
Agar SEX krnay ka mood nahi ho or mard zabrdsti ker rha ho to Orat…
Aik sarsari nazar woh mujhe pe bhi
Aik sarsari nazar woh mujhe pe bhi daal de, A rab-e-zuljalal,Usay itna khiyal de, Itna…
Teri tlab ki had ne aaisa janoon
Teri Tlab ki Had ne Aaisa Janoon Bkhsha… Hum Khud ko Bhool bethay Tujhay Yaad…
Message to sirf ek bahana hai irada
Message to sirf ek bahana hai, Irada to aapke kuch lamhe churana hai, Chahe aap…
To bol yana tere na bolne
to bol yana bol tere na bolne ka gham nahi tera 1 dedar tere bolne…
Why do we fall in loveexperience ki
*Why do we fall in love? Experience ki kami.. *Why do we break up in…
Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko
Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni BV ko pani valy tub me bethaya,…
Kid dady k room se prayer ki
Kid: Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen Mom: Prayer krna to…
Santa ek din rat ko 10 15 gulaab
Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10-15 Gulaab Ke Phool Leke Ghar Aya Jaisi Hi Biwi…
Tum kia hoe hamari yad se ghafil
Tum kia hoe hamari yad se ghafil. Ansu nikal rahe hain bas raste kuch alag…
A humorist is a person who feels
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Kabi nsu muskurht se ziyada specil
Kabi Kabi ‘Ã…Ã…NSU’ MUSKURÃ…HÃ…T Se Ziyada ‘SPECIÃ…L’ Hote Hen Q k”MUSKURÃ…HÃ…T To Sb K Liye…
Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti
Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti , log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain…
1 sardar ghusse me apni bv se
1 Sardar ghusse me apni Bv se bola… dil karta hai k aaj tere tukre…
1 lrki ghr ki chat pe khari
1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari thi,Or 1 Lrkay ko ‘BREAST’ Hila k dikha…
Ek tharki ashiq ne baba saxidas comment
Ek Tharki Ashiq Ne Baba Saxidas Comment Kiya Aashiq: “Baba Aapki Aarti Utarne Mein Aur…
Ek jamadar gattar me jhuk kr kachra
Ek jamadar gattar me jhuk kr kachra nikal raha tha…! Ek pathan wahan se guzarte…
Kya mangon khuda say tumko panay k
Kya Mangon Khuda Say Tumko panay K Bad KiS Ka Karon Intzar Teray Anay K…
Chodtey waqt mard ki taqat ka
‘Chodtey Waqt Mard ki taqat Ka Andaza Hiltey Huey ‘TATT0N’ se Nahi Balkey. LARKI K…
Deedar ishq ki khatir jab kisi ka
Deedar ishq ki khatir jab kisi ka dil tadapta hai, Shayad isi ka naam mohabbat…
1larki boht make up kia karti thi
.:1larki boht make up kia karti thi uski maa usy kehti thi: beti itna make…
Mohabton k fasane me nam hai tera
Mohabton k Fasane Me Nam Hai TERA MERE Dil Me Bara Ehtram Hai TRA MERE…
Diye jalany ki rasmen bohat purani hain
Diye jalany ki rasmen bohat purani hain. ‘Faraz’. . . Humari mehfil may to L0g…
Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag
Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag hi lagta tha. Sardar mernay lga to bivi…
Paas aakar yun hum tum dur kyon
Paas aakar yun hum tum dur kyon ho gaye Pal bhar mein hi khayal kyon…
Ye wafa bhi kiakhatahay mujhe sochna
‘Ye Wafa bhi kia“khataâ€hay? Mujhe sochna pare ga Usay Mujhse Kiun“GiLAâ€hay? Mujhe sochna pare ga…
Definition of an adult adult
Definition of An Adult. . . . ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at…
Lipton pesh karta heiraat ki gehrai meingaram
Lipton pesh karta heiRaat Ki Gehrai Mein.Garam Garam Razai MeinNa Koi Munda Na Koi RunApni…
1 hakla suhaag raat ko biwi sey
1 Hakla Suhaag Raat Ko BIWI Sey: Jaan, Mein Tujhey Ch. Chu.. Chuu.. Chuuu… BIWI…
Suljha huwa sa fard samajhte hain mujhko
Suljha Huwa Sa Fard Samajhte Hain Mujhko Log Mager ! Koi Janta Nahi.. K Uljha…
A caricature is putting the face of
A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth….
If the moon never come out
If The Moon Never Come Out And The Stars Did Not Shine It Would Be…
Love is for life life isnt love
Love is for Life, Life isn’t for Love. Love may fail in Life, Life should…
Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne aankhon
Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne. Hamein zindagi…
Main nay kub dard kay zakhmo se
main nay kub dard kay zakhmo se shikayat ki hai han mera jurm hai k…
When i pray dont see god but
When I pray I don’t see God, but I know he listens As such, When…
Shohr or bv mood mai thy 9
Shohr or BV Mood Mai thy, 9 sal k Betay ko Balcony Mai Bhej kar…
Love cannot endure indifference it needs to
Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to…
Dost ko lora kaho ya loray koi
‘Dost’ ko ‘lora’ kaho ya ‘loray’ ko ‘Dost’ kaho koi fark nhi parta Q k…
Har roz bola bhola dety ho kamal
Har roz bola bhola dety ho kamal krty ho! Hsty ko rla dety ho kamal…
Pathan ne larki se jhgra kartey us
PATHAN ne larki se jhgra kartey kartey us ke neechay ungli kar di. Larki boli-…
Thes r amazng statements d just to
Thes r amazng statements! =D just to bring back smiles on our faces ‘Aur na…
Tu matt day hume khush rehne ki
Tu matt day hume khush rehne ki Dua,,, ‘Rahi’ Hum khushiyan rakhty nahe baant diya…
Acknowledge that you failed draw your lessons
Acknowledge that you failed, draw your lessons from it, and use it to your advantage…
Electronic joke 1 kunwari larki ko baccha
Electronic Joke. 1 Kunwari Larki ko Baccha ho Gaya. Boyfriend: Kaise Hua.? Larki Pyar se…
Soldiers wife sends a nude photo daily
Soldier’s wife sends a nude photo daily to her husband with both legs wide open……
Old man yar ek time tha jab
Old Man: Yar Ek Time tha Jab BV Sar k Balon me Hath Pherti thi…
Expect the people you love to be
Expect the people you love to be better. It helps them to become better. But…
Suna hai aap university main baray harami
suna hai aap university main baray harami thay, aapki khala ko phone kiya thaa Aur…
Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi
Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai†Ye…
Mil gaya yaaahoooooooo load sheding ka
Mil Gaya Yaaahoooooooo Mil Gaya Mil Gaya Load Sheding Ka Solution Mil Gaya Touch Condom…
Shikwa nahi kisi se se gila
Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi Wah wah Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi…
Ek larka ki luli choti or patli
Ek Larka ki Luli choti or patli thi is liye woh apni girlfrnd ko andhere…
Aik mureedni peer sb se sex krwane
Aik mureedni Peer Sb se sex krwane k baad bari afsurda naadim or pareshan thi….
Gor talb money k qatrey tatton
(GOR TALB) Money K Qatrey TaTToN K Andar Bethy Aapis Mein Batein Kar Rahay Thay…
Abhi kuch din mujhe meri muhabt aazmane
‘Abhi kuch din mujhe meri muhabt aazmane do, mujhy khamosh rhne do, suna hy ishq…
Har kisi na ko apne chahat par
har kisi na kisi ko apne chahat par naaz hota hai dureyan hone ke bad…
Aajtak jo hum tumse keh na sakeaj
AajTak jo Hum Tumse keh na sake,, Aj wazahat se Iqraar Karte hen,, Jise Tm…