Category: Sexy SMS
Sexy SMS
You are like the sunshine so warm
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet. you are…
Tears r better than smile because
Tears R Better Than Smile Because, . U Can Smile At Everyone, . But ….
Suni ek kam krna chand se kuch
SUNI EK KAM KRNA CHAND SE KUCH MATTI LANA ISS SE 2 BOUT BANANA. EK…
Girl dekhain aap ne meray mummay choos
Girl: Dekhain Aap ne meray Mummay Choos Choos ke kitney barey kr diye hain.. Boy:…
Sardar sex k wqt bv se hor
Sardar Sex K Wqt BV Se: ‘Hor Tight Kar HorTight Kar Maza Aa Reha Hy…
toyota company ne new car lanch
*. .Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA, Ameer ghrano…
Namkin ghazl sarapa e sex ho tum or shararay
[NAMKIN GHAZL] Sarapa-e-sex ho tum or shararay hain ye MUMMAY, Sach to ye hai k…
Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch
Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch sonehri asool: 1. Apni wife ki har roz…
Mana k tere shehr me hamse gareeb
Mana K Tere Shehr Me HamSe Gareeb Kam Honge Agr Biki Teri Wafa To Pehle…
Dil ka haal bata na paye pyaar
Dil ka haal bata na paye, Pyaar unse jata na paye, Mushkil jaane ye baat…
Har dukh ko tum se dour kardenge
‘Har Dukh Ko Tum Se Dour Kardenge’..~ ‘Khushiyon Se Tumhe Bharpor Kardenge’..~ ‘Tum Bhi Na…
Hmare chale jane k bad ye samandr
Hmare Chale Jane k Bad ye Samandr b Tmse Pochega Kahan Chala Gaya Wo Shakhs…
Eo rooh mein khushbo ki tarha ho
EO ROOH MEIN KHUSHBO KI TARHA HO GEYA TEHLEL JO DOOR BOHT CHAAND K HAALON…
Mian wohi hon jisay tum piyar kiya
Mian Wohi Hon Jisay Tum Piyar Kiya Kartey Theen Din Main 100 Bar Mera Naam…
Childpapa aunty ka pait kion phola hai
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise!…
Pathan hum reema se shadi krwae ga
Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krwae ga.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kre gi jiska…
Mat puch lund ki lambai kaha tak
Mat puch Lund ki lambai kaha tak hai Tu andr jane de teri taqat jaha…
Never ask 4 a kiss just take
Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it. Never give a hug, ask 4 it….
Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte
Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte, Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte….
nadan hy kitni wo kuch
*. . .Nadan hy kitni wo kuch samjhti hi nhi., Faraz. .* Seene se laga…
Dur humse jaa paoge kaise humko bhool
Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise, Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise. Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein…
Yhi ni k tujhy jeetny ki khwahish
yhi ni k tujhy jeetny ki khwahish hy… me try wasty khud ko b haar…
You are my sweet sona i dont
You are my sweet sona, I dont want to u khona, plz give me your…
Pathan hum reema se shadi krega
Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krega.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kegi jus ka 8inch…
Question aap 1 surakh mein 9 kese
Question: Aap 1 surakh mein 9 surakh kese daal sakte hein?I think u don’t know!…
2 girls talking 1sttum peechy k
2 Girls Talking 1st:Tum Peechy K Bal Kesy Saaf Krti Ho 2nd: EU Creme Sy!…
Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai koi
zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai, koi milgaya to koi bichad gaya, jinhein maanga tha…
Mouhabat tum say ki hai dulhan k
Mouhabat Tum Say Ki Hai Dulhan K Roop Mai Pana Cahata Hon Bus Tumhain Chahta…
Apni hr sans me abad kia he
Apni hr sans me Abad kia he tmko Mery sathi boht yad kia hy tumko…
beta papa ye sex kya hota
*. . .Beta-papa ye ‘sex’ kya hota hai…? Sardar: thinks oye ye kya puch liya…
Husband darling tumhara dil nai chahta k
Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara…
Tu ne dekha he nahi raat ka
Tu ne dekha he nahi raat ka manzar jaana, Kis tarha chand chamaktahai teri deed…
To love without condition talk intention give
To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, to care without…
Wo milti thi to kehti k driving
Wo milti thi to kehti thi k driving sikha do ‘Ashmit’ WAQT ki ranjshon ne…
Boy main 2 cheezain mangta hoon 1
boy: main 2 cheezain mangta hoon 1 deni hogi girl: maang lo boy: kiss ya…
Anay kyu shikast ka azaab liye phirta
ANAY KYU SHIKAST KA AZAAB LIYE PHIRTA HUN, MAI KYA HUN AUR KYA KHWAB LIYE…
Mjhe apne zabt pe naz tha sare
Mjhe apne zabt pe naz tha sare bazm raat ye kia hua.meri ankh kase chalak…
1 punjabi masjid me elaan krne gya
1 punjabi masjid me elaan krne gya to usy bari maar pari Q k wahan…
The one thing we can never get
The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing…
Pendu aurat to doctor main 3 saal
Pendu Aurat to Doctor. main 3 saal tak bachey paida nahi karna chahti… Dr:To condom…
Zabt kerta hon to her zakham laho
ZABT KERTA HON TO HER ZAKHAM LAHO DETA HY, AAH KERTA HON TO ANDESHA-E-RUSWAI HY,DEKHTA…
Beautiful line said by someone in luv
Beautiful Line said By Someone In Luv : ‘There Is A Storm In My Heart…
Choot ki choot choot paida ki
CHoot Ki Choot, CHoot Ki Choot Paida ki tu ne kitni choot Phir bhi rahi…
1 orat apne bachey ko ddh pilatey
1 Orat apne bachey ko DØØDH pilatey huay boli’ . . . ‘Pee ley BHOSRI…
Child papa anti ka pait q phula
CHILD: papa Anti ka pait Q phula hai papa: tuje sab pata hai CHILD: nhi…
Wife in court ye mujhe boht choodta
Wife in Court: YE Mujhe boht chood’ta hai mujhe is k sath nahi rehna. Judge…
There are thousands of roses in this
There Are Thousands Of Roses In This World, Even If I Gave You Every Rose…
May no gift be too small to
May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which is…
Yaar aik bat bataa tum kitne
Yaar aik bat bataa Tum kitne sharif ho Parhe likhe ho Achi family hai Family…
Larki apni daadi se ye pyar ish
LARKI APNI DAADI SE DAADI YE PYAR ISH MUHABBAT SAB KYA HY DAADI:HANSTE HOYE KUCH…
Teacher jab ek murgha murghi ka rape
Teacher: Jab Ek Murgha Murghi ka Rape karnay ki Koshish krta ha to Murghi Kya…
Love is like a little old woman
Love Is Like A Little Old Woman And A Little Old Man Who Are Still…
1admi ki shadi hui us ne mithai
1.admi ki shadi hui, Us ne mithai baati, Pehla beta hua, Mithai baati, Doosra beta…
1 admi kisi bhoot se mila aur
1 Admi kisi bhoot Se Mila Aur Bhot se kaha Mujhe Aisa bana Do k…
Na koi kissi se door hota hai
Na koi kissi se door hota hai, Na koi kissi ke kareeb hota hai. Pyaar…
Tere liye 1 buri khabar he yar
Tere liye 1 buri khabar he yar? me tujhe kese bataun k, k k mene…
Phool sa kuch kalaam or sahi
Phool sa kuch kalaam or sahi. Ik ghazal us k naam or sahi. Is ki…
Sexy teacher ne class main bachon sy
Sexy teacher ne class main bachon sy pucha. Mery marny k bad meri qabar par…
Ek larki ka rape ho gia uski
Ek larki ka rape ho gia Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya…
Boy i like the soft thing behind
Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: what? Boy: your heart. Girl:…
Shidat e gand marwane se dard per uff na
Shidat-E-Gand Marwane Se Dard Per Uff Na Kiya Kar Aye ‘ChIkNEY’ Dost Gehray Hon to…
Humor is an affirmation of dignity a
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls…
The role of a comedian is to
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of…
Doubt that the stars are fire doubt
Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to…
Maa soja warna gabbar ajaiga bacha
Maa: Soja warna gabbar ajaiga, Bacha: Pehle 100 rupeye do, Maa: Q? Bacha: warna me…
Ek larki ka rape ho gya uski
Ek larki ka rape ho gya… Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya…
What greater thing is there for two
What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are…
Girl janu mere moun me dalo na
GIRL: Janu Mere moun me Dalo na, me Chusongi BOY: Nahi agar tum kha Gai…
Kabi khud hi mere pass aa meri
KABI KHUD HI MERE PASS AA MERI BATT SON MERA SATH DE JO KHALISH HAI…
Doctorbachey 2 he achey wase apke kitne
DOCTOR:BAchEy 2 he Achey WAsE ApKe kitnE BAchey hn LADY:PehLe tu 2 he thAy LeKiN…
Girl aaj maine 1 lrkay ko bewakof
GiRL: Aaj Maine 1 Lrkay Ko Bewakof Bnaya. MOM: Wo Kese ? GIRL: Maine Us…
Us ne kaha tmhain mjhse ktna pyar
Us ne kaha tmhain mjhse ktna pyar hy Maine kaha sitaro ka koi shumar hy…
Jo hadse na guzaar jaye woh pyaar
Jo hadse na guzaar jaye woh pyaar hi kya, jo pyaar karne pe majbur na…
Khoobain itni to nahi hai hum
Khoobain Itni To Nahi hai Hum Main,, Ke Hum Aap ko Har Paal Yaad aye…
Girl meray sath sex karo plz
Girl: meray sath sex karo Plz. Boy: nahi main Kunwari larkiyon k sath Sex nahi…
Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr
Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr k, ab door na jana kbi mjhe tanha…
Girl wakeel talking wakeeless admi
.’.Girl & Wakeel talking: Wakeel:Ess admi ne aap k sath kya kiya Behen G? Girl:…
Ussay apne husan pe gharor tha
Ussay apne Husan pe Gharor tha,, Mujye apne Ana ka khyal tha,, Ussay Dil Lgi…
The people we love the most adore
The people we love the most, The people we adore the most Those people who…
If you have to think about
“If You Have To Think About Whether You Love Someone Or Not Then The Answer…
Please help me aaj subah mere lund
Please Help Me.. Aaj Subah mere Lund pe Saap ne kaat liya.. Dr ne kha…
Roz ek nai shikayat hai aapse na
Roz ek nai shikayat hai aapse… Na jane kesi chahat hai aapse…; Kehne ko to…
Humor has been a fashioning instrument in
Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life,…
There are two kinds of people those
There are two kinds of people, those that do the work and those that take…