Category: Sexy SMS
Sexy SMS
Utra tha chand hamare angan mein per
UTRA THA CHAND HAMARE ANGAN MEIN. PER SITARON KO YE GAWARA NA HUWA. HUM TO…
Girl to hakeem hakeem sahb me
Girl to Hakeem: ‘Hakeem sahb me apne boy frend k sath sex ker rahi thi…
Sher ki biwi ko geedar ne chod
Sher ki Biwi ko Geedar ne Chod dya,Sher ne elan kia k jisne ye harkat…
Koi suraj jagy meri dherti py
Koi Suraj Jagy Meri Dherti Py Kuch Aisa Ho Ye Rat Dhaly Koi Hath Main…
Sardar apnay susar say apki beti mjhay
Sardar Apnay Susar Say Apki Beti Mjhay s*x Nahi Karnay Deti Susar : Putar Ae…
Bar bra both word hav
Bar & Bra: Both Word Hav Same Letters, Both r Drinking Zone, Both Hav Restricted…
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening
‘I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.’
Main wohi hun jise tum apna thoko
Main wohi hun Jise Tum apna thoko Kaha Karty They, Din Mei So Bar Mera…
Hik sindhi brazier advertise her chokri
HIK SINDHI BRAZIER ADVERTISE Her chokri ji pehrin psand MALKA BRAZER Hane 6 sizan mn…
Tum khafa q h0 tumhe mujhse gila
Tum Khafa Q H0 Tumhe MuJhSe Gila Kya Hai Achanak BeRukhi Itni Bata0 t0 Hua…
Being visible n 2gether isnt always
Being Visible N Being 2gether Isn’t Always A Requirement For Being Close. It Just Takes…
Han mera jazba ha ye sang jazba
Han mera jazba. Han mera jazba. ha ye sang jazba, agay se hat ja mjhe…
Mohabbat k sapney dekhata boht hy
Mohabbat K Sapney Dekhata Boht Hy, Wo Raaton Ko Mujh Ko Jagata Bhi Boht Hy,…
Koi drwaza rang kita wa darwaza ek
Koi Drwaza Rang Kita Wa Wa Koi Darwaza Rang Kita Ek Dukh India Da.. Duja…
Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi
Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi, Sapno me aake mujh se milna kabhi Maine…
Ay maa yeh kaamyabiyan izzat yeh naam
(AY MAA) Yeh kaamyabiyan izzat yeh naam tum se hai Khuda ne jo bhi diya…
Tanhai na paye koi mehfil ki raat
Tanhai na paye koi mehfil ki raat k bad judai na paye koi kisi k…
7 nangay larkay apna khara ker k
7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thay, 1 Aurat Ne…
Age does not protect us from love
Age does not protect us from love, But love to some extent protects us from…
Sonmom ap roz papa pe char k
SON:Mom Ap Roz Papa Pe Char k Jump Q Krti Ho? MOM.: Papa k Pait…
Teacher btao duniya mein sabse muskil job
Teacher: btao duniya mein sabse muskil job kis ki hai? Boy: g blue film k…
Socha tha ik zakham hay bhar jaiga
SOCHA THA IK ZAKHAM HAY BHAR JAIGA… KIA KHABAR THI RAG-O-JAN MAIN UTAR JAIGA… THEEK…
Admi hospital me ro raha tha pathan
ADMI Hospital Me Ro Raha Tha PATHAN: Kiyu Ro Rahe Ho? ADMI: Blood Test Krwana…
Hasband shocked at first night of his
hasband shocked at first night of his wedding, after seeing his misses vigina, and asked…
A girl touched the horse p3nis horse
A girl touched the horse p3nis. Horse excited jumped & ran away very fast. Pathan,…
Yu nazar ki baat aur dil chura
Yu nazar ki baat ki aur dil chura gaye, Andhero ke saye mein dhadkan suna…
Aik couple honeymoon mana kr wapsi train
Aik Couple Honeymoon Mana kr wapsi train ma bary romantic Mood ma aa raha tha…
Main 3 tak ginon ga agr tu
Main 3 Tak Ginon Ga Agr Tu Nai Bhaga To Gand Me Goli Maar Dunga…
Iss muqably ka koi sms hy to
Iss muqably ka koi sms hy to karo. ‘1 LUN adalat mein gia, OR Faryad…
Ae dil to tanhaiyoun mein rehne ka
Ae Dil To Tanhaiyoun Mein Rehne ka Aadi hoja….. . . . . . ….
Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai sapno
Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai, Sapno mein khwab achhaa lagta hai, Aap hamein sms…
Kisi kisi ko koi itna pyar deta
Kisi kisi ko koi ITNA PYAR deta hy Falak se CHAND SITARE utar deta hy…
Kafan se mat dhako mere is chehre
‘Kafan se mat dhako mere is chehre ko, mujhe aadat hai muskuraane ki … Mat…
1 naya shadi shuda jorra rozana sex
1 naya shadi shuda jorra rozana sex krta, 6 mah bad dono kmzor hogye. Akhir…
Luck and fuck are directly proportional to
Luck and Fuck are Directly Proportional to each Other When Luck favors, You can Fuck…
1 educated admi ki shadi unparrh aurat
1 educated admi ki shadi unparrh aurat se ho gai. Subha husband ne pocha Hamara…
Outside of a dog book is mans
‘Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s…
Bacha apne 2no hathon ko taangon k
Bacha Apne 2no Hathon Ko Taangon k Darmiyan Rakh kr K bola: Miss Myn ne…
Jeen da wal sekha de yara suti
jeen da wal sekha de yara suti nabaz chala de yara mudat baad aae dil…
Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae
Ik admi ka beta 5th clas mae fail hua to 4th mein wapis aya. 4th…
Asaa door daraz wasde haa sakoo raat
Asaa Door Daraz wasde haa Sakoo Raat tikaa Subah tur waisoo Mata Samjhee hik Hafta…
Kitne harami hein teri gali k bache
Kitne harami hein teri gali k Bache Soni. Apni nono nikal ke kehte hein Is…
Arz kya hy na ac lagao
ArZ Kya Hy… Na A/C Lagao.. Na Pankha Lagao.. Wah..Wah..Wah Na A/C Lagao.. Na Pankha…
Yar tere number ko kya howa hai
Yar tere Number ko kya howa hai Bhai? Maine abhi call ki to Pathan Bola…
Pucho na us kagaj se jis pe
Pucho na us kagaj se, jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai, Tanhayino me…
Wo to milta hy mehdood sy lamhon
Wo to milta hy Mehdood sy Lamhon Mein Mujh ko Phir B Dil hy k…
Main bhi love tumse really kasam se
Main Bhi Love Tumse Really Kasam Se Ask Mere Heart Se Each And Every Part…
Jab bhi lab khulte hen to dua
Jab bhi lab khulte hen to dua mangte hen, Hum tere dil men thori si…
Judge kia ap wo jaga bata sakty
Judge: Kia ap wo jaga bata sakty ho Jahan Apki BV k sth Rape hua?…
A short walk is so difficult
A Short Walk IS So Difficult Wen No1 Walks With U. But,A Long Journey IS…
An ant might be small but it
An ‘ANT’ might be small, but it can bite on your hip… Can you bite…
Mere zakhmon ki dawa kon banay ga
Mere Zakhmon ki dawa kon banay ga tere baad, Hum ney apnay bhi khoey they…
Hontho ki baat ye ansoo kehete hainjo
Hontho ki baat ye ansoo kehete hain,jo chup rete hai fir bhi behete hain Aur…
Beautiful sentence but i luv u and
Beautiful sentence BUT, I LUV U and World’s most selfish/painful sentence I LUV U, BUT..
Aurat bachy k sath khilono ki shop
Aurat bachy k sath khilono ki shop se guzri Bacha zid krne lga k khilona…
Bacha papa aaj se school may 1
Bacha! Papa aaj se school may 1 period SEX EDUCATION ka be shuru ho gaya…
Suno larki kisi ne such kaha tha
Suno Larki, Kisi Ne Such Kaha Tha, Ye, Mohabbat Mer Nahi Sakti, Magar, Adhora Such…
Ek pakeeza mohabat ky talabgar hain hum
Ek pakeeza mohabat ky talabgar hain hum,, Azma ky dekhlo boht wafadar hain hum,, Humne…
Aaj b raat ko jub bacha nahi
Aaj b raat ko jub bacha nahi sota to maa kehti hai, So ja Munna…
Why do girls look beautiful is it
Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false…
Aj bachon ka almi din he jin
Aj Bachon ka almi din he. Jin bachon k sath pathano ne ziadti ki he…
Agar aap apne lund ko powerful bnana
Agar aap apne lund ko powerful bnana chahte hain to apne penis per kale bhoondon…
Najneen hushn malin nakhraye saaj ho tum
Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum, Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum, Kyun…
Apni zat s nikel ker tujey tanha
Apni zat s nikel ker tujey tanha chahun malum tum ko b na ho tujey…
Teacher larkian kiya pehn sakti hain
Teacher: Larkian kiya pehn sakti hain…? Student: SaaRRi. Teacher: Larkiyan kia nhi pahen sakti…? Student…
Tumhari surat mujhe har jaga dikhayi de
TUMHARI SURAT MUJHE HAR JAGA DIKHAYI DE JIDHER B JAON MUJHE TU HI TU DIKHAYI…
Love its sumthng u cant describe
Love Its Sumthng U can’t describe Like D Buty Of a rose, D Smell Of…
Dont frownyou never know who is falling
DON’T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile
In front of the person u love
In front of the person u love, ur heart beats faster. But in front of…
Aajkal ki larkian ye soch kr apne
:AajKal Ki Larkian Ye Soch Kr Apne Boy Frend K Sath So Jati Hen.! Daag…
I am a great friend to public
I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.
Agar aap chahtay hain k kamran akmal
Agar aap chahtay hain k Kamran Akmal ball foran catch karay to ICC se apeal…
Sex k baad girl frend pehla jumla
Sex k baad Girl Frend pehla Jumla kya bolti hai? ‘I Love U’ No. ‘Enjoyed…
Arz kiya hai na zarurat rakho sitaron
ARZ KIYA HAI… Na zarurat rakho sitaron ki Na zarurat rakho fankaron ki Bus ek…
Jee bhr k dekhn tjhe agr tjk
Jee Bhär K Dekhön Tüjhe Agär Tüjkö Gäwärä Hö Betääb Meri Näzren Hön Or Pyär…
Hume sirf tere sami final me aane
hume sirf tere sami final me aane ka intzar tha dohni ab tare garound me…
Love application to the jaan
Love Application . To, The jaan Owner of My Heart & My life. Jan, I…
Jabishqmain arman jal ajate hain najany
‘jab”ISHQ”main arman jal ajate hain,,,,, najany ku log badal jate hain,,,, kerna humse MUHABBATzara soch…