Category: Sexy SMS
Sexy SMS
Ya sms mera khas hai khaaf
YA SMS MERA KHAS HAI Khaaf kehar paway eana sunayautay Koi suna raway na aas…
Sunsan rasto mai hum chal diye yado
Sunsan rasto mai hum chal diye, Yado ka saman liye hum chal diye, Dil mai…
Ab tou bathroom mein bhi kala undrwear
Ab tou bathroom mein bhi kala undrwear pehen k alert rehna parta hy yaar0n Kahin…
Dil chahay woh koee baat karay
Dil Chahay Woh Koee Baat Karay Jab Dil Kay Taar Tootay Hoon Jab Saray Mujh…
3 sardar aids pe talkng 1st
3 sardar aids pe talkng . 1st : Mein condom laga k sex krta hoon,…
Pathan green color ka condom pehin kar
Pathan green color ka condom Pehin kar larki sy sex kerny laga Larki: ye kya…
Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai
Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai, Har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota…
In a bath room boy touches girl
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy?…
Dosti k baad mohabat ho sakti hai
‘DOSTI k baad MOHABAT ho sakti hai, ‘magar, ‘MOHABAT k baad DOSTI nahi ho sakti,…
Tailor larki ka naap laite hue koi
TaiLor Larki Ka Naap Laite hue: Koi BoyfrienD hai? GirL: Hai Kyun? TaiLor: usse Bolna…
Zindgi un bin ulfat se lgty ha
zindgi un bin ulfat se lgty ha Aik pal ke judai mudt se lgty ha…
Husband tells wifeu have a big bum
Husband tells wife:u have a big bum like a tandoor. At night he asks his…
1 lrka mar gya uski maa royi
1 Lrka Mar Gya Uski Maa Royi Hui boli Mere Bete Ne IS Dunya Me…
Bad dreechysooni galiyaun dekhy an jany logkis nagri main
‘Bañd Dreechysooni galiyañUn-dekhy An-jany Log’ ‘Kis Nagri main Ah nikly haiñPagal Hum dewany Log’ ‘Ik…
Mohabbat bhi ajeeb si hoti hai har
Mohabbat bhi ajeeb si hoti hai, har lamha unki kami si hoti hai. Chahate hai…
Boyme 20 years ka hon tm ketny
BOY:Me 20 years ka hon tm ketny ki ho? GIRL:Me B 20 ki hon BOY:To…
Bhool gaye w0 bhosri k hamein
Bhool Gaye W0 Bhosri K Hamein Bheegi Shaam Ki Tarah, Jo Bharwey Choostey Thy Hamara…
Muje to express news wali lrki sa
Muje to Express News Wali lrki sa dar lagta hai faraz Kehti Hai: . …..
Soch ko badlo sitare badal jayenge najar
Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge, Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge, Kashtiya badalne ki…
Boss jb me tmko marta hon to
‘Boss: jb me tmko marta hOn tO tm apna gusa kese nikalte ho? Nokar:Toilet saf…
Husbnd or wife talaaq k bad
Husbnd or wife Talaaq k bad.. Husband: Bacha mera hy, Wife: Wah g wah, Sari…
Mother beti ab tum 16 saal ki
MOTHER: Beti Ab Tum 16 Saal Ki Ho Gai Ho Waqt Aa Gaya Hay Sex…
ye hai mera khubsurat face ab
(-_-)ye hai mera khubsurat Face Ab Neche Kiya Mera Lund bhi Dekhna Hy? Le Dekh…
Ye dosti hm nhi chorein gy
Ye Dosti Hm nhi Chorein Gy . Toreinge Dum Mgr Tri Gand Mei Ungli Krna…
Nazar mila k meree pass aa loot
nazar mila k meree pass aa k loot liyaa..nazar haati thi k phir muskara k…
1 sexy lrki college mei teaching k
1 Sexy lrki college mei teaching k liye gai Principle ne pocha tm kia prha…
The difference between a successful person and
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not…
Maine kaha dil ruba usne kaha paise dikha
Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine…
To the world you might be one
To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be…
Ab k mohabaton me ye kya moajzy
Ab k mohabaton me ye kya mo’ajzy hue Hum khud ko sochty hain usay sochty…
Suhag raat ko dulha bra maza aya bv
Suhag-Raat ko dulha ko bra maza aya bv se bola: Shabash boht snbhal k rakhi…
Ek larki doosri se yar shuru main
Ek Larki Doosri Se: Yar Shuru Shuru main To Bara Maza Aa Raha Tha lekin?…
Hakim sex kitni der me krty ho
Hakim: sex kitni der me krty ho? Baba: 1 ganta 41 minute me Hakim: Wah…
Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte
Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain, har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte…
Teri khushion par muskrane ko g chahta
Teri khushion par muskrane ko g chahta hai Ho tujhe dard to ansu bhane ko…
Doctor to oldman baba g apki
Doctor to oldman:. ‘baba G apki neechy ki dono goliyan nikalni parengi’, Oldman: . ‘Nikal…
Teacher ne students se my best friend
Teacher ne students se ‘My best friend’ par 10 line likhne ko kaha. Thori dair…
Election mei jeetnay k baad zardari ney
Election mei jeetnay k baad Zardari ney kaha ye to sheerin rehman k hath ka…
Luv is beautiful bcoz its a
Luv Is Beautiful Bcoz It’s A Feeling Controlled By Heart, Bt FRNDSHIP Is Much Beautiful…
Wife in sexy mood says aaj
WIFE In Sexy Mood Says: ‘Aaj mujhe Rassi se bandh do Aur jo karna hai…
Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad
Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai, Hum wo hai jo dil se…
Yakeen karo woh maut bhi badi suhaani
YAKEEN KARO WOH MAUT BHI BADI SUHAANI HOGI, JISME HAMARI DOSTI VIRAANI HOGI, CHALO VAADA…
Agar 1 taraf sher khara ho
Agar 1 Taraf Sher khara ho Aur Dusri Taraf Mera LUN Tu, Tu Kis ki…
Good humor isnt a trait of character
Good humor isn’t a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice
1 molana sahb bar tota le ker
1 MOLANA SAHB 1 BAR TOTA LE KER AYE OR PAROSI PATHAN KO DIKHATE HOYE…
Zndgi me sabse zyada khatarnak scene kya
Zndgi me sabse zyada khatarnak scene kya hoga? Pregnant Lrki k sath SEX kro or…
Girl talking 2 her sister after suhag
Girl talking 2 her sister after suhag raat: Ap se kya parda Baji me sab…
Train main wife husband se boli
Train main wife Husband se boli : ‘aaj saturday nite hai kuch karo na…..’ Husband…
Boy papa aj me ne pehli bar
Boy: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kia Papa: oh hmara beta jwan ho…
Mujay likhny ka shouq hota to main
Mujay likhny ka shouq hota to main apna khwab likhta,,, Tere chehry ko Chand tere…
Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat
Lehron ko shaant dekh kar yeh mat samjna Ki samandar maen ravani nahi hae, Jaab…
1 pyar ki kahani 1 prinda sufaid
*(1 pyar ki kahani)*’ 1 prinda sufaid phool sy pyar kr betha’ ‘kafi din bad…
Rooth gaye tum bhale hi humse
Rooth gaye tum bhale hi humse, chale gaye bhale hi tum humse door. phir bhi…
Faraz sad story kal meri birthday
FARAZ Sad Story kal meri Birthday thi Meri BV bacho ne mje wish nhi kia…
Ek judai ka lamha hai k milny
Ek judai ka lamha hai k milny nahi deta, Ek tera khayal hai k bikharny…
Jab bhi yaad aati hai muskura lete
Jab bhi yaad aati hai muskura lete hai kuch palo ke liye har gam bhula…
I have no regrets will never regret
I have no regrets. I will never regret loving someone because the feeling of love…
Usko bi hum se muhabbat ho to
USKO BI HUM SE MUHABBAT HO TO KYA BAAT HAI EK SI DONO KI HALAT…
Sardar ne lrki sy jhgra krty k
Sardar ne lrki sy jhgra krty krty lrki k nechy ungli rakh di. Larki boli:…
Suhagraat pe shohar wife se dikhnay mei
Suhagraat pe shohar wife se: Dikhnay mei tou teray Boobs baray soft aur pink lag…
Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to
Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to dekha nokar jhank raha tha, Madam-kyu jhank rahe…
Piyaar ek sona han piyaaar heera khuda
Piyaar ek sona han Piyaaar ek heera han Piyaar ek Khuda han Piyaar ek Duya…
All the love that history knows
All The Love That History Knows, Is Said To Be In Every Rose. Yet All…
Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti
Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti , log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain…
Ek raat ek sardar apni wife se
Ek raat ek sardar apni wife se bola : Sex ho jaaye? Wife : Nahi….
Akela ja rha tha jeevan k raston
Akela Ja Rha Tha Jeevan k Raston Pe… Naraz Dukhi Pareshan, phir 1 Morr Pe…
Saheli kya kbhi tum kisi bat pe
Saheli Kya kbhi tum kisi bat pe heran hui ho? Sardarni! Han.. Saheli Kon si…
Kabhi dekha hai tu ne ik nazar
Kabhi dekha hai tu ne ik nazar ehtlaam k baad, Kitney sooney lagtey hain Tattay…
Mohabat hum bhi kar le ge
Mohabat Hum bhi kar le ge yeh galti tum bhi kar lena… Chalo tum se…
Diwar e dard pe fariyad likhte hai har rat
Diwar-e-Dard pe fariyad likhte hai Har rat tanhayi ko abad karte hain Ae Khuda unhe…
Aisi kon c chez hai jo women
Aisi kon c chez hai Jo women main agey hoti ha or cow main peche….
Nafratain lakh sahi us ko meri zaat
Nafratain Lakh Sahi us ko Meri Zaat se,, Mere Zikar Pay Usaka Dil Tu Dharata…
There is always some frivolity in excellent
There is always some frivolity in excellent minds, they have wings to rise, but also…
Lady itna chota sa handbag rs
Lady : Itna Chota Sa Handbag Rs. 10,000 ka? Shopkeeper : Medam Jee, Yeh Lund…
Girl salad banate hoe nokarani se
Girl salad banate hoe Nokarani se : 1 lamba sa kheera dena . . ….
1 larki ne pehli dafa kisi larke
1 larki ne pehli dafa kisi larke ki lulli apne hath mein pakri to us…
Nakaam thi mery sub koshishen uss ko
Nakaam thi mery sub koshishen uss ko manane ki ‘FARAZ, Pata nahe kahan se seekha…
1 pathan ne sex k liye sara
1 pathan ne sex k Liye sara saman kharida 1-Oil ki Botel 1-Condom 1-Rooi ka…
Chehara dil se dekha jata hain khubsurti
Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin, Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain,…
Gabbar arey o saamba tera lund khara
Gabbar: Arey o Saamba tera lund Khara hota hai kya? Saamba: Haan Sardar Gabbar: zara…
Unke chehre pe is kadar noor hai
Unke chehre pe is kadar noor hai k unki yaad mein rona bhi manzoor hai…
Pathan ko sarak kinary peshab kartay daikh
Pathan ko sarak Kinary Peshab Kartay Daikh Kar Lerki rasta Badalnay lagi Pathan Bola: Guzr…
Ladka ladki akele bethe pyar bhari baatein
Ladka Ladki Akele Bethe Pyar Bhari Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Ladki Ne Bade Pyar Se…