Category: Sexy SMS
Sexy SMS
Koi gila na shikwa hai aap se
*Koi gila na shikwa hai Aap se* Ye arzoo hai ek silsila bana rahe Aap…
Uss ki pasand khatir kiya kuch na
Uss Ki Pasand Ki Khatir Kiya Kuch Na Kiya hum ny,, ‘Rahi’ Ussey Roshni Pasand…
Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or
Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or hindustan ke bardur per unda dia do mulkon…
Aise nojawan jo gand marwane me mukammal
Aise Nojawan jo Gand Marwane Me Mukammal Maharat Rakhte Ho, Chuppe Lagane Wale Ko Tarjih…
Agher hum na hotay to app ko
Agher hum na hotay to app ko gazal kon kahta app ka chray ko gulab…
Serious comedy girl main tumhain apna
Serious Comedy: Girl: Main tumhain apna dil nahi day sakti ! Boy: Main itnay uper…
Wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon
wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon se,,, ,,,,,, MEER usay kahna hamain dikhawy ki…
Evrythng has its replacement pain 2 reliefe sad 2 happy cry 2 smile
Evrythng has its replacement Pain-2-Reliefe sad-2-Happy Cry-2-Smile Fail-2-Pass Hot-2-Cold Hate-2-love but nothing can be replaced…
Sardar ki taxi me nangi larki a
Sardar ki Taxi me nangi larki a k beth gai Sardar usy ghoorny lga Larki:…
1admi 1 lady se kehta he apke
1Admi 1 LADY se kehta he- Apke kitne BACHHE hai? LADY’10’ MAN-Yani apki ZAMiN acchi…
Six aur sex mainkiya farq hai very
SIX aur SEX mainkiya farq hai..? very simple. . . utha k maaro tou SIX…
Sexy girl mere aagay ungli dalo ahah
Sexy girl Mere aagay ungli dalo Ah,ah Mere peeche ungli dalo Ah,ah Mere moonh mai…
Tum ko dilse juda kabhi hone nahi
Tum ko Dilse Juda Kabhi Hone Nahi Denge Tum ko Nend B Aye To Sonay…
If you love someone put their name
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because…
Breaking newsbazar e hussun meinaag lag gayee raat gaye
BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka ammlay ne Aag per qabooo…
Sapne ki tarha tumhen saja k chodun
Sapne ki tarha tumhen saja k Chodun Chandni raat ki nazron se chupa k Chodun…
1 aurat ka underwear gum hogaya us
1 aurat ka underwear gum hogaya, Us ne nokrani pe apne husband k samne ilzaam…
Chahy mujrim samjy ya koi gunahgar hamain
‘chahy mujrim samjy ya koi gunahgar hamain,,,, saf kahty hain ik shakhs se hai pyar…
Santa office se ghar aya to dekha
Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex…
Okha langda waqt vichore da bin yar
Okha langda waqt vichore da Bin yar guzara kon kare Dunya to kinara ho sakda…
Tum nahi aaye lekin tumhari yaad chali
Tum nahi aaye lekin, Tumhari yaad chali aai hai. Kal tum hamare saath the, Aaj…
Payaar payar kia huta ha ye kyun
payaar payar kia huta ha ye payaar kyun huta ha ye payaar kese huta ha…
Log kehtey hain ke ishq itna mat
Log kehtey hain ke ishq itna mat karo, Ke husn sar pey sawaar ho jaaye,…
Tumhari yaad ki kirnon ko aksar ankh
Tumhari yaad ki kirnon ko aksar ankh mein rakh kr, Main apni neend khota hon…
mental hospital mein 2 pagal
*. . .Mental hospital mein 2 pagal aik doosray ko zoor zoor se chood rahay…
Boy i like the soft thing behind
Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: what? Boy: your heart. Girl:…
Sindhi koi aisi cheez bata jo 1
Sindhi: Koi aisi cheez bata jo 1 jesi b ho aur un mai farq b…
All my humor is based upon destruction
All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil,…
Ap jesy smart bachy pathano ki
Ap Jesy SMART BACHY Pathano ki Amanat hain Apny Apko Larkiyo ki Pahunch se Dor…
5 laws of girls 1love me
5 laws of Girls 1)Love me but dont touch me 2)Touch me but don kiss…
Insan jab pehli bar dalta he to
Insan jab pehli bar dalta he to wo confuse hota he magar tum na ghbrana…
Success hurts when you dont have a
SuCcEsS hUrTs WhEn YoU dOn’T hAvE a LoVeD oNe To ShArE iT wItH… BuT fAiLuRe…
When your heart gets broken you
When Your Heart Gets Broken, You Tend To See Cracks In Everything Else Sometimes The…
Sardarmujhe shak hy k mri bv ka
Sardar:Mujhe shak hy k mri BV ka Brezer tere bedroom mein hy DOST:Bhabi ne to…
Pathan sex kr raha tha ghalti say
Pathan sex kr raha tha, ghalti say peechay daal dia. BV: O g, truck ghalat…
Hamari men chahatchahat me khalos piyar
Hamari ??? men chahat Chahat me ???? Khalos me ???? Piyar me ????? Ibadat me…
Jaan kar bhi woh mujhe jaan na
Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye, Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,…
I believe that god above created u
I believe that GOD above created u for me to love… HE picked u out…
Yad kro wo din jb tum ne
Yad kro wo din Jb tum ne shalwar utari or ultay let gay. or thora…
Girl oh no bleeding shuru hogai hy
Girl: Oh No, Bleeding Shuru Hogai Hy Plz Jaldi Nikaalo Bohat Dard Horaha Hy Oh…
Ek khoobsoorat dhokha hai ishq yaaro hai
Ek khoobsoorat dhokha hai ishq yaaro, Hai har mohobbat ek jhoot yaaro, Jitni khoobsoorat ho…
80 yr old man dr meri 20
80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mjhe yaqin nhi…
Dulha dulhan train me jaty huwy surang
Dulha Dulhan Train me jaty huwy surang se guzry: Shohar: Agr pata hota Surang itni…
A man was doig some push up
a man was doig some push up exercises on d beach,a sardar sees him, starts…
Lovers sitting in a park boy tries
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear…
Santa ek khubsurat ladki se santa
Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se Santa: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain†Ladki: “Sorry I Am A…
Tere waade pe hum ne bharosa kiya
Tere Waade Pe Hum Ne Bharosa Kiya…, Kuchh To Ulfat Ka Tum Bhi Haq Nibhaaya…
Call girl sex karo gay
Call Girl: ‘Sex karo gay. . .?’ Sardar: ‘Mairi BV jaisa karwao gi kiya. ….
Utha do un behen k loron ko
Utha do un behen k loron ko jo so rahe hain gulami ki neend may…
Larki injecton lagwaty huy zara ahista
Larki injecton Lagwaty huy: zara ahista lagao dard ho rha hy DISPENCER: jab chudwati ho…
Silent loveroz kisi ka intezar hota hairoz
‘Silent Love’. Roz Kisi Ka Intezar Hota Hai. Roz Ye Dil Bekarar Hota Hai. Kaise…
Wife aur andar dalo thora upar left
Wife: aur andar dalo, thora upar, thora left Haan! Aur thora left. Husband: (ghussy se)…
Gar mhbbt un s n mil
Ägar ”MÖhäbbät” Un sè nä milè jö tùmhärè ‘pyärè’ hain, Tö phir, ‘Möhäbbät’ Un kö…
Naukrani memsab main pregnant hon memsahab
Naukrani – memsab main pregnant hon, memsahab – mubharakh ho, naukraani – aap bhi khayal…
Zindgi may kabi haar na mano apni
Zindgi may Kabi haar na mano apni life may Itna aagy barho Itna aagy barho…
Pathan ko phansi ki saza dene se
Pathan ko phansi ki saza dene se pehle Judge ne pocha: Tumhari koi akhri khuahish?…
Wife to husband tum har baar
wife to husband : tum har baar mere sath dogy style me he kiu sex…
Us k sath rhte hame chahat c
Us k sath rhte rhte hame chahat c hogai,Us se bat krte krte hame adat…
Humor is always based on a modicum
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke…
Hate but love moreargue agree moretalk listen
Hate but LOVE more!Argue but AGREE more!Talk but LISTEN more!Punish but FORGIVE more! Then ‘YoÃœ’…
Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan mein bas
ISHQ AISA KARO KI DHADKAN MEIN BAS JAAYE, SAANS BHI LO TO KHUSHBOO USI KI…
Boy and girl sex kar rahay thay1
Boy and Girl sex kar rahay thay.1 babay ne unhen pakar liya. Baba- Tohadi shakait…
Us ne phir mera haal pocha hai
Us ne phir mera haal pocha hai, Kitna mushkil sawal pocha hai, Hichkiyun ka ajeeb…
Taj mahal dekh kar bola shajahan ka
taj mahal dekh kar bola shajahan ka pota… taj mahal dekh kar bola shajahan ka…
Admilady seapke kitne bache hain lady10 manyani
Admi,LADY Se:Apke Kitne BACHE Hain? LADY:’10’ MAN:Yani Apki ZAMEEN achi Zarkhez Hy. LADY:BEHNCHOD Meri ZAMIN…
Najane kis baat ki mujhe tu saza
Najane kis Baat ki Mujhe tu saza Deta he Mere khare Lund ko sula deta…
Yaad teri yad bohat ab aane lagi
‘YAAD’ TERI YAD BOHAT AB AANE LAGI HA EK JAAN HY AB WO BHI JANE…
Tum kabi na meri azmaish kar sako
Tum Kabi Na Meri Azmaish Kar Sako Gay Jan Se Ziada Kia Frmaish Kar Sako…
Girltum mjy bina kapron k dekh q
Girl:TuM Mjy Bina kapron k Dekh k Q Bhagy? Boy:MoM ny kaha tha Bina kapron…
Qeema baghair kabab nahi banta batain
Qeema baghair Kabab nahi banta Batain chodnay se koi NAWAB nahi banta Bacha Paida karny…
Veena malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai
Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai Veena ne 1 boht lambi moli dekhi or…
Sardar on 1st nightbatao pehley hairan
Sardar on 1st Night:Batao, Pehley Hairan Karun ya Preshaan? Wife:Hairaan! Sardar:Ye Dekho 11 inch Ka…
Zara hum kadam banke mere sath chalna
Zara hum kadam banke mere sath chalna kabhi Bahut najuk seene mai DIL hai mera,…
Hum sbhi khwab churate teri ankhon se
Hum sbhi khwab churate teri ankhon se mgr, Teri palkon ko khabardar na hone dete!…
Tumhari yaad chup ke se koi
Tumhari Yaad Chup Ke Se, Koi Sargoshi Karti Hai, Yeh Palkein Bheeg Jati Hain, to…
Yaar teri 1 tasvir chaye yar
Yaar teri 1 tasvir chaye. Yar inkar na krna. Mene 1 kitab likhi hi, Us…
Larka molvi sahab kya girl friend
Larka : Molvi sahab kya Girl friend k saath sona Haram hai? Molvi : Beta…
Miss to student jumla banao rongtay
Miss to Student: Jumla banao Rongtay Kharay ho Jana… Student: Aaj Suba Jab Main Utha…
Girlfriend aaj phir asmaan par kali ghata
GirlFriend: Aaj Phir Asmaan Par Kali Ghata Chai Hai. oR Apne Sath Barsaat B Layi…
Ankhon ko intizar ki adat si ho
Ankhon ko intizar ki adat si ho gai. Yani khyal-e-yar ki adat si ho gai…..