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Sexy SMS
Khushbu to kuch hi pal ki mehmaan
khushbu to kuch hi pal ki mehmaan hai.. thoda sukoon diya aur udne ki firak…
Qurbat ki teri piyaas hay wesay tu
Qurbat ki teri piyaas hay wesay tu theek hoon ik dard dil k paass hai…
Tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin
Tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche…
Ye sangdilo ki dunia hy yahan sambhal
Ye sangdilo ki dunia hy yahan sambhal k chalna D0ST Yahan log chalte phirte ungle…
Lrki boy friend ko bta rhi thi
Lrki Boy Friend Ko Bta rhi Thi Mri Jeans 2500,Shirt 2200 or Shoes 3000 K…
Maa bap me sepration hoei to masla
Maa Bap Me Sepration Hoei To Masla Bachy Ka Hoa K Kon Rakhy. Faisla Hoa…
Tchr btao tax or sex me kia
Tchr: Btao TAX or SEX me kia Frq hy? Stdnt: Koi Frq nhi h Janab…
Tanhai mein aksar beth kar balance chek
Tanhai mein aksar beth kar balance Chek kia karte the.,,,, ‘dOsT’ Kisi taxi k bachy…
Ham sath nibhana bi jante hain zakhmon
Ham sath nibhana bi jante hain, Zakhmon pe dawa lagana bi jante hain, Par hamen…
1 kapray wala aik larki ko rate
1 kapray wala aik larki ko rate btata hai B.B,dopaty vicho sanu kuj nai labda,…
Girl50 rupees dena boyright jaib se le
Girl:50 Rupees dena. Boy:Right jaib se le lo. ‘Jeib phati hoi thi LUN haath main…
Zindagi hai nadaan is liye chup hon
Zindagi Hai Nadaan Is Liye Chup Hon, Dard Hai Suba Sham Is Liye Chup Hon…
Qasam ly lo tumhary baad kisi ka
Qasam ly lo, Tumhary baad, Kisi ka khawab dekha ho, Kisi ko hum ne chaha…
Tez barish me kabhi sard hawaon raha
Tez barish me kabhi sard hawaon me raha Ek tera zikr he meri sadaon me…
Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge
Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge, issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge, yeh intezaar…
Doodh pelai ki rasam k waqt dulhay
Doodh Pelai Ki Rasam K Waqt Dulhay Ki 1 Sali Ne Kaha: Me To 1100…
Child nurse se me aap k pas
Child Nurse se: Me Aap k pas so jaon Nurse: So jao Child: Me Apki…
Mer aankho0n k jaado0 se tum nawakf
Mer¡ Aankho0n K Jaado0 Se Tum Nawak¡f Ho0,,, Me¡n Use Pagal Ker Deta Ho0n J¡ss…
Ae chand sunoo kuch baat karoo teri
Ae chand sunoo, Kuch baat karoo, Teri baat chale, Meri raat kate, Baat karoo us…
lipton pesh karta hy raat
*. . .Lipton pesh karta hy Raat Ki Gehrai Mein Thandi Garam Razai Mein Na…
Mai karta raha tujh se payar ka
Mai Karta Raha Tujh Se Payar Ka Izhar Tu Todti Rahi Mera Dil Bar Bar…
Yeh khushbuon ka aalamyeh zindagi ki masti
Yeh khushbuon ka aalam..yeh zindagi ki masti Phir chhod aye rahbar tum apna dil kahan……
Milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb wo utna
milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha wo utna he door ho gaya jitna kareeb tha…
Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki
Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar…
Pathn randi ch0dny chakly mi chla gia
Pathn Randi Ch0dny Chakly mi chla gia. Ek Rndi Psnd kr k Sex Shuru kia…
Is qdr hmri chht k imtehn n
Is Qädr Hümäri Chäht Kä Imtehän Nä Lijiye, Kyøn Hø Hümse Khfä Byän Tø Kijiye…
Mene hr roz dua m tjhe manga
‘Mene hr Roz DUA m Tjhe Manga hy’ ‘Hon BEWAFAA Mgr WAFA se Tjhe Manga…
Pathan hont choomne do larki nahin
Pathan: Hont choomne do. Larki: Nahin lipstick uter jayegi. Pathan: To phir Breast dabane do….
Pakistan mushkilaat main q hai ke
Pakistan Mushkilaat Main Q hai?? Q ke pakistani ke abadi 16 crore hai jis main…
Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de
Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de rahi thi keh aasan tariqa tu yeh hay…
Jara humkadam banke mere sath chalna kabhi
Jara humkadam banke mere sath chalna kabhi Bahut najuk seene mai DIL hai mera, Tum…
Dukh mey kabhi pachtawey k aansu na
‘Dukh mey kabhi Pachtawey K Aansu na Bahao.. Balkey Ye Socho K Tum Wo Khush…
Hostel may 1 larka dusray se bola
Hostel may 1 larka dusray se bola: Kal paper hai yar,mujhay kal jaldi utha dena…
Lrki stop pe khri mobile bat kr
Lrki: Stop pe khri mobile pe bat kr rhi thi Boy:Kash mn mobile hota tere…
Definitions bra under shoulder balls holder
Definitions Bra: Under Shoulder Balls Holder Undrwear: Under Hip Banana Grip Panty: Jungle River Cotton…
1 shehri lrki dehati se mry husbnd
1 shehri Lrki Dehati Lrki se: mry husbnd ne mje bht mushklon k bad paya!…
Agr pathan na hon tu chapalyn kon
Agr Pathan na hon tu! Chapalyn kon seay ga? Mazdoori kon kray ga? Chhat pr…
You are rich or poor in life
You Are Rich Or Poor In Life By … Smiles Around You Friends You Make…
Ek aadmi hotal wale se aaj aisi
Ek aadmi hotal wale se: Aaj aisi chaye pilao ke mera ang ang jhoom uthe,…
Extra kameena acha son papa apki
Extra Kameena ßacha! Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na? Dad: Haan pr tumhen kese…
Pichli line m betha bacha miss mera
Pichli Line m betha bacha: miss mera shoe lace khul gaye hy plz meri help…
Sardar sali se meri dhoti utha k
Sardar sali Se: Meri dhoti utha k Nichy Dekho kitna Pyara underwear hy? Sali Dekh…
People say walking on wateris a miracle
people say walking on wateris a miracle, but to me walking peacefully on earth is…
Aik larka larki car mai khamoshi say
Aik Larka Larki Car mai Khamoshi Say ja rahay thay; Larka aik letter Larki ko…
ye hai mera khubsurat face ab
(-_-)ye hai mera khubsurat Face Ab Neche Kiya Mera Lun bhi Dekhna Hy? Le Dekh…
Someone wrote on the door of heart
Someone wrote on the door of Heart, ‘Please Do Not Enter’ Love came Smiling and…
Maalik khabis admi tm bathroom main ghuss
Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroom main ghuss aae ? jab k main naha raha hun….
Jabishqmain arman jal ajate hain najany ku
jab”ISHQ”main arman jal ajate hain,,,,, najany ku log badal jate hain,,,, kerna humse MUHABBATzara soch…
Women dr se mere pati mujh se
Women. Dr. Se? Mere pati mujh se sex nhe krte. Dr= ye 1 goli roz…
Mere dil se kabhi nahi jao gi
MERE DIL SE KABHI NAHI JAO GI, JAAN JAEGI MERE MAGER TUM NAHI JAO GI,…
Teacher 1 haath mein kitni unglian
Teacher : 1 Haath mein kitni unglian hoti hain? BOYs: 6 GIRLs: 4 Teacher: Tum…
1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo
1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo rote hue boli: Haye… abi to kuch dekha…
Pathan apni girlfriend se dilbara hum
Pathan apni girlfriend se: dilbara hum tum ko gift me jeans ka pant dega Girlfrnd…
Larkia aquarium ko dekh k boli machaliya
Larkia Aquarium Ko Dekh K Boli- ‘Machaliya Itni Sundar Q Hoti Hain’? . Larka (SPRITE…
Jo hadse na guzaar jaye woh pyaar
Jo hadse na guzaar jaye woh pyaar hi kya, jo pyaar karne pe majbur na…
Tanhayon me bas un ko yaad karte
Tanhayon me bas un ko yaad karte hain wo salamat rahen yehi faryad karte hain…
Love doesnt start in morning end
‘LOve Does’nt Start In Morning & Does’nt End In Evening. It Starts When U Don’t…
Bachaammi thori dair me ap ko mazay
Bacha:Ammi thori Dair me ap ko mazay aany wala hai. Ammi:wo kesy? Bacha:Abbu ne Mujhe…
Bakri ki jaan talwar k neeche
Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar K Neeche, Larki Ki Jaan Shalwar K Neeche, Jo Chali Jae,…
Ek din mila wo muj se
Ek din mila wo muj se, buja buja sa,jhuka jhuka sa Thaka thaka sa Udasion…
Boywhat is that u keep in ur
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it…
Boss ne apni seceratary ko bulaya aur
Boss Ne Apni Seceratary Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Boss: “Meri London Ki Ticket Book Kara…
Ik samandar hai k mere muqabil hai
Ik Samandar hai k mere Muqabil hai, Ik Qatra hai k Muj se Sambhala Nahi…
Tmhari x ray report agai he ghabrane ki
Tmhari x-ray report agai he ,ghabrane ki koi bt nai ) ( / )~) |…
Apni zindagi se kuch pal de do
Apni zindagi se kuch pal de do muje aaj na sahi apna kal de do…
Mohabbat ki bemasal saza di usne
mohabbat ki bemasal saza di usne udas rehne ki adat daal di usne wo mere…
Phool se haseen khushbookhushboo chaand chand hai
Phool se haseen khushboo,khushboo se haseen chaand, chand se haseen hai chandni,chandni se haseen hai…
3 feelings what is the diference bw
3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is…
Wife apne pathan husband se kya
Wife Apne Pathan Husband Se: Kya Kal Raat Aap Ne SAATHI Charhaya Tha? Pathan: Nahi…
Shohar gusy main bv sy bola mera
Shohar gusy main bv sy bola. Mera g chata hy ka tmhara khoon pi jaon.bv…
Its the thing that satisfies ur mind
It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on…
Girl check up k liye gayi dr
Girl check up k liye gayi Dr Ki niyat kharab ho gayi Dr Ne uske…
Insaanon k kandhe par insaan jaa rahe
Insaanon k kandhe par insaan jaa rahe hain kafan mein liptey armaan jaa rahe hain…
2 titliyan apas me gehri dost thin
2 titliyan apas me gehri ‘Dost’ thin 1 din dono ne game khelny ka faisla…
Teacher 2 child tum bohat badtamez ho
Teacher 2 chiLd: Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho btao kya saza doon tumhen. Child:…
Love works in miracles every day such
Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak;…
Girl kal sapne me mujhe koi qatal
Girl: Kal Sapne Me Mujhe Koi qatal kar Raha Tha, ab kya hoga? 2nd Girl:…
Daastaan e gham e dil unko sunaii na gayi baat bigdii
Daastaan-e-gham-e-dil unko sunaii na gayi baat bigdii kuchh aisii ki banaii na gayi Sab ko…
Apki dosti ka sila har hall main
Apki Dosti ka sila har hall main dein gay. Koi b mange ye dil usay…
child papa heart ki kitni tangien
*. .Child: Papa Heart ki kitni tangien hoti hen…? PAPA: Ek bhi nai Beta, Child:…
Frnd teri biwi minu wekh k hasdi
Frnd: Teri biwi minu wekh wekh k hasdi a Minu 2 numbr lagdi a. Sardar:…