Category: Sexy SMS
Sexy SMS
Najane teri chahath mein kya asar tha
Najane teri chahath mein kya asar tha ! Tujhko dekhne ke liye dil betaab rahta…
Phool murjatay achay nahi lagtay aap
Phool Murjatay Achay Nahi Lagtay, Aap Lun Khujatay Achay Nahi Lagtay, Ab To Koi Larki…
Apny halaat ka bhi ehsas nahi
~^’Apny Halaat ka bhi Ehsas Nahi hai Mujh ko ‘Rahi’ ~^’Maine Auron se Suna Hai…
Tujhe lita k lon ya bitha lon
Tujhe Lita k Lon Ya Bitha k Lon? Kron Andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Lon?…
Izhar jo hum mehsoos kerte hain
‘IZHÄAR’ Jo hum Mehsoos kerte hain ! Agar Tum tak pahonch jaye! To bas itna…
Sir miss k mammay daba rahy thy
Sir miss k mammay daba rahy thy k ek bachy ne dekh lia. Sir: Beta…
Bhool jaon usay kaisi baat karty ho
bhool jaon usay kaisi baat karty ho MEEER bkabhi din ne b aaghaz kiya hai…
Hale dil apna unhe sunate hain aur
Hale dil apna unhe sunate hain Aur Vo muskurakar dil jalate hain Kal tak jo…
Hum raat k sitaray hain tanhaiyon
‘Hum’ raat k ‘Sitaray’ hain, ‘Tanhaiyon’ k maray hain, ‘Tum’ hum ko ‘Thukra’ do ‘BESHAK’…
You tried your best and you failed
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try
Gand merwane k 3 bare fayedey 1gand
Gand merwane k 3 bare fayedey 1.gand merwane se sehat achi ho jati hai 2.gand…
Suna tha dil samndar se bhi gehra
Suna tha DIL samndar se bhi gehra hota hy… Hairan hon samaya nahi is me…
Dosttumhe us orat se maar kyu pari
Dost:Tumhe us Orat se maar kyu pari Pathan: Us ki seat k neche Meri Pani…
Phool agar khushbu dar hai to tum
phool agar khushbu dar hai to khushbu tum ho. chand agar roshan hai to roshni…
Khalis mohabbat mein itna inaam paya hai
Khalis mohabbat mein itna inaam paya hai, Maine apne har shair mein tera hi naam…
Punjabi larki mai chalaak na hoti tho
Punjabi Larki Mai Chalaak Na Hoti ThO Aub Tak Mera 50-60 Bar Rape Ho Chuka…
Secretary saw zip of boss pant is
Secretary saw zip of Boss pant is open Secretary-/ Sir your garage door is open…
Bebas kar deta hai qanoon e dosti warna
Bebas kar deta hai Qanoon-e-dosti warna…!!! , , Main Tujhay itna chodu’n k tu Ghar…
Zaroori nahi ke jeene ka sahara hojisay
Zaroori nahi ke jeene ka sahara ho, Jisay chaha woh hamara ho, Doob jaye kashti…
Tum ne iqrar manga hai to
“TUM NE IQRAR MANGA HAI†TO SUNO…. DIL k Sachy Jazbe Izhar k Mohtaaj Nahi…
Pathan duwa kro hamari gadhi ki delivery
Pathan: Duwa kro hamari Gadhi ki delivery hai Frnd: Tou isme duwa wali konsi baat…
Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar
Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar kr bv se:lun phudi’mangda ‘1dafa chod k15min bad…
Life is pretty much unpredictable i may
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won’t miss…
Husband jaan dey do bohat mood ho
Husband: Jaan Dey Do Bohat Mood Ho Raha Hai, Wife:Nahi Aaj Nahi, Husband:Aajao Na Please,…
Ye hum tasleem krtay hain hmen fursat
YE HUM TASLEEM KRTAY HAIN, HMEN FURSAT NHI MILTI, MGR.. O MERI SOCH K MEHVAR!…
Ek baar ek nanga aadmi aur haathi
Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye. Haathhi ne nange…
Kyun mjhse gurezan ho mujhe saaf bata
Kyun Mjhse Gurezan ho Mujhe Saaf BaTa Do! Agr Juram MOHABBAT ha tu Ph¡r Usk¡…
Kuch mohabbat ka nasha tha pehle b
Kuch Mohabbat Ka Nasha Tha Pehle B Hum Ko ‘FARaZ’ Phir Dil Jo Toota To…
I pray for youa life that u
‘I’ Pray For ‘You’a life that ‘u’ truly deserve, a life as good as ‘ur’…
Never take some one for grantedhold every
Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might…
Super bezti larki tm itne kaalay
SUPER BEZTI Larki: Tm itne Kaalay kyun ho?? Larka: Kaala main ho tumharay Baap ka…
Nokrani asked malikan to increase her pay
Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons: Nokrani: Pehli wajha, main Khana…
Tere piyar ka kya jawab don
Tere Piyar ka kya jawab don, Teri dosti ko kya khitaab dun, Koi acha sa…
Alfaaz ki shakl me ehsas likha jata
Alfaaz ki shakl me Ehsas likha jata hai Yani pani ko b payas likha jata…
Love is like playing the piano first
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn, to play by the rules….
Arz kiya hy meray hain srf 2
Arz Kiya Hy meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay, Wah Wah wah meray hain srf…
Biwi maine khwab me lun ka hafta
Biwi: Maine khwab me LUN ka Hafta Bazar dekha,her Trah k Lun thy, Lambe, Motay,…
Mohabbat ke bhi kuchh andaz hote hain
Mohabbat ke bhi kuchh andaz hote hain, Jaagti aankhon mein bhi kuchh khwab hote hain,…
Pyar k phool tere naam karte hain
Pyar K Phool TERE NAAM Karte Hain Teri Muskurahaton Ko SALAM Karte Hain Ban Jaey…
Boy is sitting in a hotel room
Boy is sitting in a hotel room with a girl Girl: mana k tum b…
The biggest diffrence between sex for
The biggest diffrence between Sex for money… and Sex for free is that… Sex for…
Meri myat ko jub uthany ki baat
Meri myat ko jub uthany ki baat hogi, Har ankho mai anso ki barsat hogi,…
1 pathan skooter rok k helmet par
1 Pathan Skooter Rok K Helmet par kharish kr rha tha 1 Admi Bola Khan,Helmet…
Zinda rha to tmhary ko e chodta
Zinda rha to tmhary ko e chodta rhonga ‘Dost Bhool jaun To samjh lena k…
Duniya mein kisi se kabhi pyar mat
Duniya mein kisi se kabhi pyar mat karna, Apne anmol aansoo iss tarah bekar mat…
Star plus ki sucess k baad new channel
Star-Plus ki sucess k baad new channel Sex-Plus Bohat jald New Sex Serials k sath:…
Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni bivi
Shadi ki pehli raat Shohar Apni BIVI ko Rs.500 de kr bola Hmne ye kaam…
Tumharekhuwabsajany me lutf aata hay k
Tumhare“KHUWABâ€sajany me lutf aata hay, K apne aap“JALANY’ me lutf aata hay, Khuda se apne…
Din aate hai din jaate hai kuch
Din aate hai din jaate hai, Kuch lamhe aapke bin guzar nahin paate hai, inhi…
A jest often decides matters of importance
A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.
Zindgi is tarah basar hoti har
Zindgi Is Tarah Basar Hoti, Har Khushi Meri Humsafar Hoti ! Tum Meri Safar Ki…
On a shipcaptain blackmaild girl if u
ON a ship,captain blackmaild a girl ‘if u dnt sleep with me i’ll sink ship.’…
Waqat ki ek pal main yaad atay
Waqat ki ek ek pal main Yaad atay ho TUM,,,, Saans ki ek ek Lehar…
Dedicate time to enjoy its the secret
Dedicate time to enjoy, it’s the secret of youth. Dedicate time for friends, it’s the…
Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain hum
Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain, Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain, Khuda…
Ye jhoot hy k mohbt barbad karti
Ye Jhoot hy k Mohbt Barbad karti hy Dost, Log Khud hi Mohbt ki Gaand…
Sachi muhabbat bezuban hoti hai ye
Sachi Muhabbat Bezuban Hoti Hai Ye To Aankhon Se Bayaan Hoti Hai. Muhabbat Main Dard…
Ladki ki jeans pant khulli thhi aur
Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Pant Khulli Thhi Aur Usne Panty Nahi Pahan Rakhi Thhi Pappu…
Hamain neend nahi aati unko yaad kiey
Hamain neend nahi aati unko yaad kiey baghair Wo aksar so jatay hain hamara naam…
Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai
Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai, Har baat bataane ka ek andaaz hota hai,…
Ek andha larki ko chod raha tha
Ek Andha Larki Ko Chod Raha Tha Ke Achanak Police Aa Gai… Andhay Ne Cheekhna…
Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ki makhlook
Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ki makhlook jagti hen Bhoot: Insano ko daranay k liye…..
Ek train ke dabby me ek aurat
Ek train ke dabby me ek aurat sawar howi sab seats pe mard bethe te…
Wo mere kareeb se guzri or nazraien
Wo mere kareeb se guzri or nazraien milana tkk na gwaara kiya, Galib Hai k…
Woh apni bebasi ka qissa kis ko
Woh Apni bebasi ka Qissa kis kis ko sunata FARAZ, BAVASEER ka operation tha aur…
Uska rukh e mehtab us k haath choom lon
Uska Rukh-e-mehtab Us k haath choom lon Jub bus chaly Us ki hr baat choom…
Har insan ki alag pehchan hoti hai
Har insan ki alag pehchan hoti hai, par hamare sms ki alag hi shaan hoti…
Pathan hum reema se shadi krega
Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krega.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kegi jus ka 8inch…
Agr hota yaqen tery milny ka khawab
Agr Hota Yaqen Tery Milny Ka Khawab Mein, !!!Sagar!!! To me sone se pehle prani…
Aagy sher pechy cheeta wah agy
AaGy sHer peChy Cheeta wah wah AGy sher peCHy Cheeta Maa Ki ChoOt Us Ki…
Arzo0 hay tumhain do0r se dekhnay ki
ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI, MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa, TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain…
Yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal e yaar
yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota … ager or jeete rehte tu yehi…
Falling in love is a sweet ambition
Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission…..
Teacher he gave me 14 and 15
Teacher: He gave me 14 and 15 rupees, is ko urdu me translate karo? Girl…
Tab tak pyaar se mat karo
Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aapse pyaar na kare. Agar…
Wo kia hai jis per pyar se
Wo kia hai? Jis per Pyar se haath phero to Foran Khara ho jata hai?…
One good thing about internet dating youre
One good thing about internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
If you cannot read this please ask
If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance.
Koi khushiyon ki chaah mein royekoi dukhon
Koi Khushiyon Ki Chaah Mein Roye, Koi Dukhon Ki Panaah Se Roye, Ajeeb Silsila Hai…
Drmareez se tum boht kamzor ho
Dr.:Mareez se ? Tum boht kamzor ho Doodh daba k piyo. (after 1 month) DR:…
Ek ladki ghar aayi aur apni maa
Ek Ladki Ghar Aayi Aur Apni Maa Se Boli Ladki: “Maa Maa, Mera Rape Ho…
Mre aise lund dost hn k bs
Mre Aise Aise Lund Dost Hn K, Bs Kiya Bataun? Pata b he me Gali…
Boy meri shirt 2000 ki haimere shoes
Boy: Meri shirt 2000 ki hai,mere shoes 5000 k aur jeans 7000 ki hai.. Girl:…