Category: Sardar SMS

Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English

Sardar SMS

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases…

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I Love U sister….

A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the…

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O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or…

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Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night

Rassia : We r the 1st in space. U.S.A : We r the 1st on…

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Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is…

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What is oxford?

Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar,…

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Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos,

Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar…

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I ‘.Miss.’You.’

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Sardar ko marne k bad bhi aqal nahi ati…

Boy: Maine suna hai is ghar mai jin bhoot aur Rohen rehti hain Sardar: Pata…

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A sardar is in a bar and

A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it…

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Theres a funeral procession of sardar going

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars…

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jeweller ki dukan

Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara…? . . . . Sardar :…

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“I MISS YOU”

Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Socho sardarji ne kya…

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Tonight is final match

Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will…

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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:…

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A Sardar asks to ATM machine.

Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it. Please help me out, I know…

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!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!

Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did…

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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told…

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Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor.

Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta…

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A sardar on an interview

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer…

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Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut…

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Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani…

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OUR FRIENDSHIP

(..), ) (..), ) piggy sez ( (..),)NO . . . coz ur da best!…

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Sardar: O’ Yar hum is kamrey mai nai rahe ga…

Sardar: O yar hum is kamre mai nai rahe ga hamko pagal samjha hai kiya?Paisa…

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A sardar doctor married lady doctorsardar was

a sardar doctor married a lady doctor,sardar was 6 feet tall ,on the wedding night…

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Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he…

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: Ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa

Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay, un teeenoooon ko jaga theek se nahi mil…

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Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi

Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne…

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A two seater plane

A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab. Locals found 500 dead bodies…

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agar aapko garam hua toh

Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge….

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Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning….

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I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”

Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer,…

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Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining….

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Sardar at an art gallery

Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call…

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Girl: Main sita.

Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita….

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Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi

Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar2: To kya hua Sardar1: Bewkuf…

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Mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child –…

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Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain!

Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko…

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Gabbar kitne admi they sambha sardar 2

Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote…

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Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz

Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz nt avlbl so d nrse aftr d test…

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Sardar ko ek blank message aaya phir

Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum…

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Do SARDAR ko 3 bomb mile.

Do SARDAR ko 3 bomb mile. Police ko dene chale. SARDAR 1:Agar koi bomb raste…

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Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’…

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please give me a fancy number!!!

Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam,…

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A Sardar garment shop.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear…

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A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local Sardars…

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“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride,

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you…

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Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case….

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Two Sardars were walking together…

Two Sardars were walking together… Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika…

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Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti

Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya…

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jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he

Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why? Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told…

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Sardarji goes to the library and slams

Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too…

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Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach Why?…

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A man phoned amp asked hellois it

A man phoned & asked: Hello,is it 221714? Sardar:Hindi mein bolo. Man:DO-DO-EK-SAT CHODA? Sardar:Nahi sir,…

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Why did 18 sardars go to a

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. …

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Theres a funeral procession of sardar going

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars…

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Bush to Sardar:

Bush to Sardar:Kya Tumhe Swiming aati Hai? Sardar:No Bush:Tumse Kuta Acha He Sardar:Tumhe Ati Hai?…

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Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain

Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de…

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“Don’t call me now”.

Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji…

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He didn’t know which “one” came first…

Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”? He didn’t know which “one” came first…

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Sardar at an art gallery

Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you…

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App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar :…

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Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua

Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash…

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Sardar : Apne bete se bola,

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin…

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Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta…

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he went to punjab and made a local call.

Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so…

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Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…

Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho…

Santa Banta SMS, Sardar SMS

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing…

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Manager asked to sardar at an

Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more…

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Ek sardar kharboozey bechta thaek admi uske

Ek Sardar kharboozey bechta tha.Ek Admi uske pass aaya aur usne pucha k kia meethey…

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Khirki khuli zulfein urein socha husne

Khirki khuli.. Zulfein urein.. Socha? Husne jamal ka didar tha, par? Zulfein hatein to qismat…

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Ek sardar dosre se oye yeh

Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se? Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..? Dosra Sardar: Jis…

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Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom

Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain…

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Sardar wz running vry fast to his

sardar wz running vry fast to his home instead of using his vehicle When he…

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Sardar ki mah death ho gai

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai, ek saal bad sardar ka baap america sa…

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Sardar ji to his friend yar bari

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik…

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Sardarji is buying a tv shopkeeper

Sardarji is buying a TV. Shopkeeper: Do you want colour TVs? Sardar: Why not ??????…

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Sardar 1 sawal da jawab te de

Sardar: 1 sawal da jawab te de. O kaeri ongle ay jiday wich hadi nai…

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Ek sardar tha uske paas ek kawvacrow

Ek Sardar tha.. Uske paas ek Kawva(Crow) tha.. Wo bauhot Mulayam (soft) tha.. To usne…

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you…

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1 sardar ka name buhat bara tha

1 Sardar Ka Name Buhat Bara Tha Jagjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Sing. Bec0z. . . He pRoved. “PAPA…

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A person to sardar agr aik hathi

A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to…

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Sardar kal menoo police ne kutia

Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia Dost:Fer tu kuch nhi kita Sardar:Main aakhya himat ha…

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In a theater a little child with

In a theater A Little Child with his Parents starts Crying loudly….. SARDAR in theater…

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Aik sarther europe gia waha us ko

Aik Sarther Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Nyu Roka Aur Investigation Start Kr Di…

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Sales man bha g machhron k liye

Sales man: bha G, machhron k liye Powder le lo. Sardar: Na bha G, machhraan…

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Sardarji walking on a street vich has

Sardarji walking on a street vich has a Clock Tower ven sum1 asks him if…

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Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai? Sardar: Mere susral…