Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?
– Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? – Because below 18 was not…
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya. Guess…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya…
How can a Sardar kill a lion ?
How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes…
Santa and banta jungle mein…
Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi…
Teacher told all students in a class
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match….
2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you…
Sardar says 2 mosquito.
Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t…
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess…
A sardar was running with his pregnent
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar…
Interviewer can u make a sentence using
Interviewer: Can u make a sentence using green, pink & yellow? Sardar: O yah yah…
Sardar going with his sister some shouts
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets…
Sardar : SMS# 1323
A Judge said.. order.. Order.. Order.. Sardar : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Coldrink Judge:…
TEACHAR AND SARDAR
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told…
“Kya nishana lagaya hai!”
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly…
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle… Tourist : How do we escape if…
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?…
Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere…
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match….
A Sardar Beautiful Girl,
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r…
Sardar joined new job.
Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss…
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool…
BEDROOM 2NITE
._I__I_, (_£___=——/ ._I__I_, —-\—- ,––=____/7 (_£___=——/ ._I__I_, D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY…
Ek baar exam main question tha,
Some sardar are genius. like this one. Ek baar exam main question tha, “Challenge kise…
A sardar was running with his pregnent
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar…
Sardar ne apni grilfrnd ko dheere se
Sardar ne apni grilfrnd ko dheere se bola… “I LOVE U” Girlfrnd : Zor se…
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess…
While in a drug store
While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk :…
Sardar watching star tv
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee…
Million soldiers to protect a country,
It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But…
ardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe…
Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay…
“But what will you live on?”
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you…
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai…
Whole body born in punjab…
Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born? Sardar ji: In punjab. Interviewer: Which part ?…
Hi! I am sardar,
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this…
Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha
Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha Tourist: agar samne se sher a…
Sardar 2 srdarni janu coca cola peeney k
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coca-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?…
Waiter would u like ur cofee black
Waiter: Would u like ur cofee black? Sardar: what other colors do u have?.:-)…
delhli men kutta
Teacher: ‘Delhi me Kutubminar hai’ Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up. Techer asks:…
Some sardar are genius. like this one.
Some sardar are genius. like this one. Ek baar exam main question tha, “Challenge kise…
“Any great man born in this village?”
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?” Sardar:…
Band master :
Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss…
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases…
I Love U sister….
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the…
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or…
Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night
Rassia : We r the 1st in space. U.S.A : We r the 1st on…
Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is…
What is oxford?
Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar,…
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos,
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar…
Sardar ko marne k bad bhi aqal nahi ati…
Boy: Maine suna hai is ghar mai jin bhoot aur Rohen rehti hain Sardar: Pata…
A sardar is in a bar and
A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it…
Theres a funeral procession of sardar going
There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars…
“I MISS YOU”
Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Socho sardarji ne kya…
Tonight is final match
Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will…
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:…
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it. Please help me out, I know…
!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!
Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did…
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told…
Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta…
A sardar on an interview
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer…
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut…
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani…
Sardar: O’ Yar hum is kamrey mai nai rahe ga…
Sardar: O yar hum is kamre mai nai rahe ga hamko pagal samjha hai kiya?Paisa…
A sardar doctor married lady doctorsardar was
a sardar doctor married a lady doctor,sardar was 6 feet tall ,on the wedding night…
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he…
Ek sardar dosre se oye yeh
Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se? Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..? Dosra Sardar: Jis…
Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom
Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain…
Sardar wz running vry fast to his
sardar wz running vry fast to his home instead of using his vehicle When he…
Sardarji is buying a tv shopkeeper
Sardarji is buying a TV. Shopkeeper: Do you want colour TVs? Sardar: Why not ??????…
Sardar ki mah death ho gai
Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai, ek saal bad sardar ka baap america sa…
Sardar ji to his friend yar bari
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik…
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you…
Sardar 1 sawal da jawab te de
Sardar: 1 sawal da jawab te de. O kaeri ongle ay jiday wich hadi nai…
Ek sardar tha uske paas ek kawvacrow
Ek Sardar tha.. Uske paas ek Kawva(Crow) tha.. Wo bauhot Mulayam (soft) tha.. To usne…
1 sardar ka name buhat bara tha
1 Sardar Ka Name Buhat Bara Tha Jagjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Sing. Bec0z. . . He pRoved. “PAPA…
A person to sardar agr aik hathi
A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to…
Sardar kal menoo police ne kutia
Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia Dost:Fer tu kuch nhi kita Sardar:Main aakhya himat ha…
In a theater a little child with
In a theater A Little Child with his Parents starts Crying loudly….. SARDAR in theater…
Aik sarther europe gia waha us ko
Aik Sarther Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Nyu Roka Aur Investigation Start Kr Di…
Sales man bha g machhron k liye
Sales man: bha G, machhron k liye Powder le lo. Sardar: Na bha G, machhraan…
Sardarji walking on a street vich has
Sardarji walking on a street vich has a Clock Tower ven sum1 asks him if…