Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
They’re there for those who don’t drink.
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They’re there for those…
Sardar told his servant
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining….
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua.
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash…
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta…
“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh…
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t…
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me…
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Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,
Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi., Na Koi Seen tha, Na…
2 bania sit in a cofee house
2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE. 1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI. 2ND-…
Interviewer what is your birth date
Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar : Oye ullu…
A judge said order sardar
A Judge Said.. Order.. Order.. Order.. Sardar : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Coldrink Judge:…
Delhi me Kutubminar hai’
Teacher: ‘Delhi me Kutubminar hai’ Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up. Techer asks:…
SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)
ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS: FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T…
Why does Sardar
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being…
He just bought a camera
Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of…
A Teacher lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives…
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan…
How can a Sardar kill a lion ?
How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes…
Nurse : “What word was that?”
Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that…
SARDAR: (biwi se)
SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe….
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske…
ULLU ki tarh mat dekho,sms karo
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Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
In Bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs…
Sardar jee went to purchase a color
Sardar jee went to purchase a color TV. Sardar jee to Shopkeeper: Do u sell…
One tourist from usa asked to sardar
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar:…
sikh iz king sikh thuwaday
😉 SIKH IZ KING..!! Sikh: Thuwaday Vich Sab toOn vAadda Badmaash Kaira aAy. JaGu: G…
A Man to Sardar:
A Man to Sardar: “Aao ji, Chess khelte hain.”. Sardar: “Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves…
Mr.Inside Mr.Outside
Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting…
Sardarji’s intelligence?
How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita…
Sardarji opens his lunch box
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm…
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan…
Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere…
2ND : Gold ring de de.
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND :…
Aplication by santa:
Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other…
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar:…
per andar se awaaz aai
Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene…
Can you lend me 2000 rs i
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know…
Sardar ji apni dost ki new car
sardar ji apni dost ki new car dakhny jata hai aur puchta hai…..! sardar: kithun…
Santas qoute i have often wanted
Santa’s Qoute “I have often wanted to drown my troubles… but I have not been…
A drunk SARDAR fall from 3rd floor,
A drunk SARDAR fall from 3rd floor, People gathered and asked, kya hua ? He…
one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…
one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – –…
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. – Do U…
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he…
Es line ki english banao,
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta…
: Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin…
“Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na,
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi…
Sardar talking on cell.
Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho? 1ST : Biwi…
Photo copied the one he had!
One sardar needing two plain paper but he had only one. Do you know what…
pehele hi kaant liye.
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga….
i just wanna give a HUG…
()””() ()””() ( .”o o”, ) i just wanna give a HUG… ()””()”() ( ö)ö…
Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick maangay ga..:
Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar…
Innocent people ek sardar buhat preshan
?INNOCENT pEOPLE? Ek SARDAR buhat pReshaN THA, B E K O Z 1.5 toN KA…
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more…
Wife sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay
Wife: sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay meray paseenay nikal jaayen " sardar gets up…
Sardar GUN le kar Door per Khara hua tha
Sardar GUN le kar Door per Khara hua tha Wife: Why are you standing here?…
Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break…
What do smart Sardars
What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them…
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,”
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out…
Teacher to Santa :
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta…
He replied that the weather forecast
Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the…
Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..
Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya? Kele Wala: 1Rs Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? Kele…
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya. Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola Jise sunkar…
ye hai all india radio bolta hai.
Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting Kamino mai ne philip ka radio…
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di.
I’m just standing by my window
()””””() l l ( ‘ o’ ) ‘l l=( ,)===( ,)=l I’m just standing by…
Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya, uthaya Q nahi? Sardar: Q uthaun,30…
Sardar went in a hotel to wash
Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he…
Why did sardar cut the sides of
why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think…
Teacher 2 banta singh make a
Teacher 2 Banta Singh : Make a sentence in wich 1 word is repeated 4…
Ek sardar dosre se oye yeh
Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se? Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..? Dosra Sardar: Jis…
Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom
Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain…
Sardar wz running vry fast to his
sardar wz running vry fast to his home instead of using his vehicle When he…
Sardar ki mah death ho gai
Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai, ek saal bad sardar ka baap america sa…
Sardar ji to his friend yar bari
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik…
Sardarji is buying a tv shopkeeper
Sardarji is buying a TV. Shopkeeper: Do you want colour TVs? Sardar: Why not ??????…
Sardar 1 sawal da jawab te de
Sardar: 1 sawal da jawab te de. O kaeri ongle ay jiday wich hadi nai…
Ek sardar tha uske paas ek kawvacrow
Ek Sardar tha.. Uske paas ek Kawva(Crow) tha.. Wo bauhot Mulayam (soft) tha.. To usne…
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you…
1 sardar ka name buhat bara tha
1 Sardar Ka Name Buhat Bara Tha Jagjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Sing. Bec0z. . . He pRoved. “PAPA…
A person to sardar agr aik hathi
A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to…
Sardar kal menoo police ne kutia
Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia Dost:Fer tu kuch nhi kita Sardar:Main aakhya himat ha…
In a theater a little child with
In a theater A Little Child with his Parents starts Crying loudly….. SARDAR in theater…
Aik sarther europe gia waha us ko
Aik Sarther Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Nyu Roka Aur Investigation Start Kr Di…
Sales man bha g machhron k liye
Sales man: bha G, machhron k liye Powder le lo. Sardar: Na bha G, machhraan…
Sardarji walking on a street vich has
Sardarji walking on a street vich has a Clock Tower ven sum1 asks him if…