Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases…
I Love U sister….
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the…
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or…
Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night
Rassia : We r the 1st in space. U.S.A : We r the 1st on…
Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is…
What is oxford?
Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar,…
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos,
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar…
Sardar ko marne k bad bhi aqal nahi ati…
Boy: Maine suna hai is ghar mai jin bhoot aur Rohen rehti hain Sardar: Pata…
A sardar is in a bar and
A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it…
Theres a funeral procession of sardar going
There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars…
“I MISS YOU”
Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Socho sardarji ne kya…
Tonight is final match
Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will…
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:…
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it. Please help me out, I know…
!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!
Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did…
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told…
Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta…
A sardar on an interview
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer…
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut…
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani…
Sardar: O’ Yar hum is kamrey mai nai rahe ga…
Sardar: O yar hum is kamre mai nai rahe ga hamko pagal samjha hai kiya?Paisa…
A sardar doctor married lady doctorsardar was
a sardar doctor married a lady doctor,sardar was 6 feet tall ,on the wedding night…
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he…
: Ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa
Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay, un teeenoooon ko jaga theek se nahi mil…
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne…
A two seater plane
A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab. Locals found 500 dead bodies…
agar aapko garam hua toh
Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge….
Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning….
I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer,…
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining….
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call…
Girl: Main sita.
Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita….
Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar2: To kya hua Sardar1: Bewkuf…
Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child –…
Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain!
Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko…
Gabbar kitne admi they sambha sardar 2
Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote…
Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz
Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz nt avlbl so d nrse aftr d test…
Sardar ko ek blank message aaya phir
Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum…
Do SARDAR ko 3 bomb mile.
Do SARDAR ko 3 bomb mile. Police ko dene chale. SARDAR 1:Agar koi bomb raste…
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’…
please give me a fancy number!!!
Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam,…
A Sardar garment shop.
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear…
A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local Sardars…
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride,
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you…
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case….
Two Sardars were walking together…
Two Sardars were walking together… Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika…
Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti
Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya…
jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why? Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told…
Sardarji goes to the library and slams
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too…
Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach Why?…
A man phoned amp asked hellois it
A man phoned & asked: Hello,is it 221714? Sardar:Hindi mein bolo. Man:DO-DO-EK-SAT CHODA? Sardar:Nahi sir,…
Why did 18 sardars go to a
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. …
Theres a funeral procession of sardar going
There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars…
Bush to Sardar:
Bush to Sardar:Kya Tumhe Swiming aati Hai? Sardar:No Bush:Tumse Kuta Acha He Sardar:Tumhe Ati Hai?…
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de…
“Don’t call me now”.
Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji…
He didn’t know which “one” came first…
Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”? He didn’t know which “one” came first…
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you…
App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar :…
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash…
Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin…
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta…
he went to punjab and made a local call.
Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so…
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho…
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing…
Manager asked to sardar at an
Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more…
Ek sardar kharboozey bechta thaek admi uske
Ek Sardar kharboozey bechta tha.Ek Admi uske pass aaya aur usne pucha k kia meethey…
Khirki khuli zulfein urein socha husne
Khirki khuli.. Zulfein urein.. Socha? Husne jamal ka didar tha, par? Zulfein hatein to qismat…
Ek sardar dosre se oye yeh
Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se? Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..? Dosra Sardar: Jis…
Sardar soch raha hoon k america ghoom
Sardar: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaon, kitnay paisay Lagain gain? Pathan: nahi lagain…
Sardar wz running vry fast to his
sardar wz running vry fast to his home instead of using his vehicle When he…
Sardar ki mah death ho gai
Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai, ek saal bad sardar ka baap america sa…
Sardar ji to his friend yar bari
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik…
Sardarji is buying a tv shopkeeper
Sardarji is buying a TV. Shopkeeper: Do you want colour TVs? Sardar: Why not ??????…
Sardar 1 sawal da jawab te de
Sardar: 1 sawal da jawab te de. O kaeri ongle ay jiday wich hadi nai…
Ek sardar tha uske paas ek kawvacrow
Ek Sardar tha.. Uske paas ek Kawva(Crow) tha.. Wo bauhot Mulayam (soft) tha.. To usne…
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you…
1 sardar ka name buhat bara tha
1 Sardar Ka Name Buhat Bara Tha Jagjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Sing. Bec0z. . . He pRoved. “PAPA…
A person to sardar agr aik hathi
A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to…
Sardar kal menoo police ne kutia
Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia Dost:Fer tu kuch nhi kita Sardar:Main aakhya himat ha…
In a theater a little child with
In a theater A Little Child with his Parents starts Crying loudly….. SARDAR in theater…
Aik sarther europe gia waha us ko
Aik Sarther Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Nyu Roka Aur Investigation Start Kr Di…
Sales man bha g machhron k liye
Sales man: bha G, machhron k liye Powder le lo. Sardar: Na bha G, machhraan…
Sardarji walking on a street vich has
Sardarji walking on a street vich has a Clock Tower ven sum1 asks him if…
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai? Sardar: Mere susral…