Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
He replied that the weather forecast
Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the…
Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..
Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya? Kele Wala: 1Rs Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? Kele…
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya. Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola Jise sunkar…
ye hai all india radio bolta hai.
Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting Kamino mai ne philip ka radio…
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di.
I’m just standing by my window
()””””() l l ( ‘ o’ ) ‘l l=( ,)===( ,)=l I’m just standing by…
Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya, uthaya Q nahi? Sardar: Q uthaun,30…
Sardar went in a hotel to wash
Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he…
Why did sardar cut the sides of
why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think…
Teacher 2 banta singh make a
Teacher 2 Banta Singh : Make a sentence in wich 1 word is repeated 4…
Sardar apne bete se Bola
Sardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat. Tu sher da puttar hay Beta: Oye…
Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na
Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the Logon ne kaha ke aap…
Sardars are in a railway station.
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the…
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya…
A man to Santa:
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes…
:”Le karle number note”.
Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa…
It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.
It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa…
Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k…
Simple SMS# 1801
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door…
E-mail Fe-mail
American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” Sardarji says: ” India me to…..
Man to Sardar:
Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar angrily said, i know…
Once sardar wanted to know the time
Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called…
Sardar got promotion 4rm executive 2 manager
Sardar got promotion 4rm executive 2 manager. He went home & told his wife in…
Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35
Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35 runs Sachin asks him"It’s not a 50 or…
Sardars wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
Sardars wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di….?? Sardar ji:…
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar?
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar? Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing…
What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).
Lady to inspector Santa
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he…
: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Santa : Not really, but I…
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta…
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r…
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with…
parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are…
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days….
A Judge said..
A Judge said.. order.. Order.. Order.. Sardar : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Coldrink Judge:…
Interviewer where r u born sardarji punjab
Interviewer: where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardarji : kya which…
Sardar kal mai bathroom gya tey uthay
SARDAR: kal mai bathroom Gya Tey uthay Sher betha C. SARDARNI: Hai O Rabba! fer…
Hello guy ik sardar or os ka
hello guy ik sardar or os ka dost kharay hotay hin to sardar kahta hay…
How can you make seven even?
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How…
“Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”
Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha…
Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?
– Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? – Because below 18 was not…
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya. Guess…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya…
How can a Sardar kill a lion ?
How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes…
Santa and banta jungle mein…
Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi…
Teacher told all students in a class
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match….
2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you…
Sardar says 2 mosquito.
Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t…
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess…
A sardar was running with his pregnent
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar…
Interviewer can u make a sentence using
Interviewer: Can u make a sentence using green, pink & yellow? Sardar: O yah yah…
Sardar going with his sister some shouts
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets…
Sardar : SMS# 1323
A Judge said.. order.. Order.. Order.. Sardar : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Coldrink Judge:…
TEACHAR AND SARDAR
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told…
“Kya nishana lagaya hai!”
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly…
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle… Tourist : How do we escape if…
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?…
Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere…
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match….
A Sardar Beautiful Girl,
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r…
Sardar joined new job.
Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss…
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool…
BEDROOM 2NITE
._I__I_, (_£___=——/ ._I__I_, —-\—- ,––=____/7 (_£___=——/ ._I__I_, D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY…
Ek baar exam main question tha,
Some sardar are genius. like this one. Ek baar exam main question tha, “Challenge kise…
A sardar was running with his pregnent
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar…
Sardar ne apni grilfrnd ko dheere se
Sardar ne apni grilfrnd ko dheere se bola… “I LOVE U” Girlfrnd : Zor se…
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess…
While in a drug store
While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk :…
Sardar watching star tv
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee…
Million soldiers to protect a country,
It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But…
ardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe…
Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay…
“But what will you live on?”
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you…
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai…
Whole body born in punjab…
Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born? Sardar ji: In punjab. Interviewer: Which part ?…
Hi! I am sardar,
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this…
Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha
Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha Tourist: agar samne se sher a…
Sardar 2 srdarni janu coca cola peeney k
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coca-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?…
Waiter would u like ur cofee black
Waiter: Would u like ur cofee black? Sardar: what other colors do u have?.:-)…
delhli men kutta
Teacher: ‘Delhi me Kutubminar hai’ Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up. Techer asks:…
Some sardar are genius. like this one.
Some sardar are genius. like this one. Ek baar exam main question tha, “Challenge kise…
“Any great man born in this village?”
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?” Sardar:…
Band master :
Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss…