Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
A Teacher lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives…
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan…
How can a Sardar kill a lion ?
How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes…
Nurse : “What word was that?”
Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that…
SARDAR: (biwi se)
SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe….
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske…
ULLU ki tarh mat dekho,sms karo
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Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
In Bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs…
Sardar jee went to purchase a color
Sardar jee went to purchase a color TV. Sardar jee to Shopkeeper: Do u sell…
One tourist from usa asked to sardar
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar:…
sikh iz king sikh thuwaday
😉 SIKH IZ KING..!! Sikh: Thuwaday Vich Sab toOn vAadda Badmaash Kaira aAy. JaGu: G…
A Man to Sardar:
A Man to Sardar: “Aao ji, Chess khelte hain.”. Sardar: “Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves…
Mr.Inside Mr.Outside
Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting…
Sardarji’s intelligence?
How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita…
Sardarji opens his lunch box
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm…
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan…
Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere…
2ND : Gold ring de de.
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND :…
Aplication by santa:
Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other…
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar:…
per andar se awaaz aai
Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene…
Can you lend me 2000 rs i
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know…
Sardar ji apni dost ki new car
sardar ji apni dost ki new car dakhny jata hai aur puchta hai…..! sardar: kithun…
Santas qoute i have often wanted
Santa’s Qoute “I have often wanted to drown my troubles… but I have not been…
A drunk SARDAR fall from 3rd floor,
A drunk SARDAR fall from 3rd floor, People gathered and asked, kya hua ? He…
one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…
one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – –…
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. – Do U…
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he…
Es line ki english banao,
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta…
: Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin…
“Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na,
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi…
Sardar talking on cell.
Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho? 1ST : Biwi…
Photo copied the one he had!
One sardar needing two plain paper but he had only one. Do you know what…
pehele hi kaant liye.
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga….
i just wanna give a HUG…
()””() ()””() ( .”o o”, ) i just wanna give a HUG… ()””()”() ( ö)ö…
Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick maangay ga..:
Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar…
Innocent people ek sardar buhat preshan
?INNOCENT pEOPLE? Ek SARDAR buhat pReshaN THA, B E K O Z 1.5 toN KA…
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more…
Wife sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay
Wife: sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay meray paseenay nikal jaayen " sardar gets up…
Sardar GUN le kar Door per Khara hua tha
Sardar GUN le kar Door per Khara hua tha Wife: Why are you standing here?…
Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break…
What do smart Sardars
What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them…
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,”
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out…
Teacher to Santa :
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta…
He replied that the weather forecast
Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the…
Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..
Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya? Kele Wala: 1Rs Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? Kele…
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya. Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola Jise sunkar…
ye hai all india radio bolta hai.
Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting Kamino mai ne philip ka radio…
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di.
I’m just standing by my window
()””””() l l ( ‘ o’ ) ‘l l=( ,)===( ,)=l I’m just standing by…
Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya, uthaya Q nahi? Sardar: Q uthaun,30…
Sardar went in a hotel to wash
Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he…
Why did sardar cut the sides of
why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think…
Teacher 2 banta singh make a
Teacher 2 Banta Singh : Make a sentence in wich 1 word is repeated 4…
Sardar apne bete se Bola
Sardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat. Tu sher da puttar hay Beta: Oye…
Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na
Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the Logon ne kaha ke aap…
Sardars are in a railway station.
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the…
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya…
A man to Santa:
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes…
:”Le karle number note”.
Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa…
It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.
It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa…
Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k…
Simple SMS# 1801
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door…
E-mail Fe-mail
American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” Sardarji says: ” India me to…..
Man to Sardar:
Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar angrily said, i know…
Once sardar wanted to know the time
Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called…
Sardar got promotion 4rm executive 2 manager
Sardar got promotion 4rm executive 2 manager. He went home & told his wife in…
Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35
Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35 runs Sachin asks him"It’s not a 50 or…
Sardars wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
Sardars wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di….?? Sardar ji:…
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar?
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar? Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing…
What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).
Lady to inspector Santa
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he…
: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Santa : Not really, but I…
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta…
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r…
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with…
parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are…
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days….
A Judge said..
A Judge said.. order.. Order.. Order.. Sardar : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Coldrink Judge:…
Interviewer where r u born sardarji punjab
Interviewer: where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardarji : kya which…
Sardar kal mai bathroom gya tey uthay
SARDAR: kal mai bathroom Gya Tey uthay Sher betha C. SARDARNI: Hai O Rabba! fer…
Hello guy ik sardar or os ka
hello guy ik sardar or os ka dost kharay hotay hin to sardar kahta hay…
How can you make seven even?
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How…
“Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”
Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha…