Category: Sardar SMS

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Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche

Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Sardar te sussu karta….

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Srdar ko myat wly ghar se mar

Srdar ko myat wly ghar se mar par gi waja? log myat k irgird baraf…

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Sardar ek din mein 100 aam kha

sARDAr ek dIn mEIn 100 Aam kHa gYa _ _ _ _ KiSi Ne pOCHa…

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Lawyer to sardar geeta pe haath rakh

Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath rakh kar kaho ke Sardar: Kamal hai,Seeta pe haath…

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Sardar ka abbu mar gia dost

SARDAR KA ABBU MAR GIA DOST NE POOCHA KA KESE MARE SARDAR: HELICOPTER KA PILOT…

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1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri

‘1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5…

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1 sardar ko uska susar jotay mar

1 sardar ko uska Susar jotay mar raha tha Reason? Susar:eedi biwi ne hassptalon sms…

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Sardar : SMS# 1323

A Judge said.. order.. Order.. Order.. Sardar : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Coldrink Judge:…

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TEACHAR AND SARDAR

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told…

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“Kya nishana lagaya hai!”

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly…

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Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle… Tourist : How do we escape if…

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?…

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Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere…

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He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match….

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A Sardar Beautiful Girl,

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r…

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Sardar joined new job.

Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss…

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2 sardars were fighting after exam.

2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool…

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BEDROOM 2NITE

._I__I_, (_£___=——/ ._I__I_, —-\—- ,––=____/7 (_£___=——/ ._I__I_, D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY…

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Ek baar exam main question tha,

Some sardar are genius. like this one. Ek baar exam main question tha, “Challenge kise…

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A sardar was running with his pregnent

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar…

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Sardar ne apni grilfrnd ko dheere se

Sardar ne apni grilfrnd ko dheere se bola… “I LOVE U” Girlfrnd : Zor se…

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kon sa stasion

1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?…

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Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess…

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While in a drug store

While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk :…

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Sardar watching star tv

Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee…

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Million soldiers to protect a country,

It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But…

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ardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe…

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Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay…

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“But what will you live on?”

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you…

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Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai…

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Whole body born in punjab…

Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born? Sardar ji: In punjab. Interviewer: Which part ?…

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Hi! I am sardar,

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this…

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Kiss for you….

Kiss for you…. * * ( ‘ “”() Bye * (“( ‘o’, ) bye *…

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Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha Tourist: agar samne se sher a…

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Sardar 2 srdarni janu coca cola peeney k

Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coca-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?…

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Waiter would u like ur cofee black

Waiter: Would u like ur cofee black? Sardar: what other colors do u have?.:-)…

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delhli men kutta

Teacher: ‘Delhi me Kutubminar hai’ Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up. Techer asks:…

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Some sardar are genius. like this one.

Some sardar are genius. like this one. Ek baar exam main question tha, “Challenge kise…

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“Any great man born in this village?”

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?” Sardar:…

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Band master :

Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss…

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases…

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I Love U sister….

A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the…

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O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or…

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Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night

Rassia : We r the 1st in space. U.S.A : We r the 1st on…

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Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is…

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What is oxford?

Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar,…

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Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos,

Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar…

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I ‘.Miss.’You.’

, -. .- . ‘. I .’ ” . ” , -. .- , -….

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Sardar ko marne k bad bhi aqal nahi ati…

Boy: Maine suna hai is ghar mai jin bhoot aur Rohen rehti hain Sardar: Pata…

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A sardar is in a bar and

A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it…

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Theres a funeral procession of sardar going

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars…

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jeweller ki dukan

Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara…? . . . . Sardar :…

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“I MISS YOU”

Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Socho sardarji ne kya…

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Tonight is final match

Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will…

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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:…

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A Sardar asks to ATM machine.

Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it. Please help me out, I know…

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!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!

Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did…

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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told…

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Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor.

Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta…

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A sardar on an interview

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer…

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Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut…

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Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani…

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OUR FRIENDSHIP

(..), ) (..), ) piggy sez ( (..),)NO . . . coz ur da best!…

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Sardar: O’ Yar hum is kamrey mai nai rahe ga…

Sardar: O yar hum is kamre mai nai rahe ga hamko pagal samjha hai kiya?Paisa…

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A sardar doctor married lady doctorsardar was

a sardar doctor married a lady doctor,sardar was 6 feet tall ,on the wedding night…

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Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he…

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: Ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa

Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay, un teeenoooon ko jaga theek se nahi mil…

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Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi

Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne…

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A two seater plane

A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab. Locals found 500 dead bodies…

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agar aapko garam hua toh

Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge….

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Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning….

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I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”

Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer,…

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Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining….

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Sardar at an art gallery

Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call…

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Girl: Main sita.

Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita….

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Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi

Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar2: To kya hua Sardar1: Bewkuf…

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Mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child –…

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Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain!

Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko…

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Gabbar kitne admi they sambha sardar 2

Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote…

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Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz

Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz nt avlbl so d nrse aftr d test…

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Sardar ko ek blank message aaya phir

Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum…

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Do SARDAR ko 3 bomb mile.

Do SARDAR ko 3 bomb mile. Police ko dene chale. SARDAR 1:Agar koi bomb raste…

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Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’…

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please give me a fancy number!!!

Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam,…

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A Sardar garment shop.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear…

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A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local Sardars…

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“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride,

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you…

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Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case….