Category: Sardar SMS
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Phansi k waqt inspector ne sardar se
Phansi K Waqt Inspector Ne Sardar Se Poocha:Tumhari Aakhri Khowahish KiyaHy . . . …Sardar:Mera…
Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath
Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath aik kenchi bhi rakhta tha.kisi ne pocha Sardar…
Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche
Sardar jee ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Sardar te sussu karta….
Srdar ko myat wly ghar se mar
Srdar ko myat wly ghar se mar par gi waja? log myat k irgird baraf…
Lawyer to sardar geeta pe haath rakh
Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath rakh kar kaho ke Sardar: Kamal hai,Seeta pe haath…
Sardar ka abbu mar gia dost
SARDAR KA ABBU MAR GIA DOST NE POOCHA KA KESE MARE SARDAR: HELICOPTER KA PILOT…
1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri
‘1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5…
1 sardar ko uska susar jotay mar
1 sardar ko uska Susar jotay mar raha tha Reason? Susar:eedi biwi ne hassptalon sms…
Do SARDAR ko 3 bomb mile.
Do SARDAR ko 3 bomb mile. Police ko dene chale. SARDAR 1:Agar koi bomb raste…
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’…
please give me a fancy number!!!
Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam,…
A Sardar garment shop.
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear…
A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local Sardars…
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride,
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you…
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case….
Two Sardars were walking together…
Two Sardars were walking together… Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika…
Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti
Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya…
jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why? Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told…
Sardarji goes to the library and slams
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too…
Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach Why?…
A man phoned amp asked hellois it
A man phoned & asked: Hello,is it 221714? Sardar:Hindi mein bolo. Man:DO-DO-EK-SAT CHODA? Sardar:Nahi sir,…
Why did 18 sardars go to a
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. …
Theres a funeral procession of sardar going
There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars…
Bush to Sardar:
Bush to Sardar:Kya Tumhe Swiming aati Hai? Sardar:No Bush:Tumse Kuta Acha He Sardar:Tumhe Ati Hai?…
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de…
“Don’t call me now”.
Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji…
He didn’t know which “one” came first…
Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”? He didn’t know which “one” came first…
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you…
App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar :…
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash…
Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin…
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta…
he went to punjab and made a local call.
Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so…
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho…
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing…
Manager asked to sardar at an
Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more…
Ek sardar kharboozey bechta thaek admi uske
Ek Sardar kharboozey bechta tha.Ek Admi uske pass aaya aur usne pucha k kia meethey…
Khirki khuli zulfein urein socha husne
Khirki khuli.. Zulfein urein.. Socha? Husne jamal ka didar tha, par? Zulfein hatein to qismat…
Sardar at court:
Sardar at court: judge: this is the 3rd time u r coming to court, aren’t…
Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.
Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?…
Sardarji to doctor
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your…
Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids?
Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on the train…
Sardar and Postman
Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Sardar :…
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case….
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan…
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi…
One day a sardarji talking with his friend…
One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within…
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun…
Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye, biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar…
Aek admee langrata hua ata hai usey
Aek admee langrata hua ata hai usey dekh kar dou docotr apas main jhagrte hain…
Ardar in uk hotel khana khane gia
?ardar in UK hotel khana khane gia Wo Murgi khana chahta tha lekin Murgi ki…
Sardar dr se tuanu tankay lanay anday
Sardar DR. se Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne? Dr: han g. Daso kithay lanay ne?…
Ek Sardaar ne Pilot Se
Ek Sardaar ne Pilot Se Head Phone Chheen Liya. Pilot : Yeh kya kar rahe…
Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!
Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary” Sardar says, Ab bolne…
“Today’s dinner should be light”
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because…
They’re there for those who don’t drink.
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They’re there for those…
Sardar told his servant
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining….
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua.
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash…
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta…
“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh…
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t…
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me…
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Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,
Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi., Na Koi Seen tha, Na…
2 bania sit in a cofee house
2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE. 1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI. 2ND-…
Interviewer what is your birth date
Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar : Oye ullu…
A judge said order sardar
A Judge Said.. Order.. Order.. Order.. Sardar : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Coldrink Judge:…
Delhi me Kutubminar hai’
Teacher: ‘Delhi me Kutubminar hai’ Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up. Techer asks:…
SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)
ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS: FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T…
Why does Sardar
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being…
He just bought a camera
Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of…
A Teacher lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives…
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan…
How can a Sardar kill a lion ?
How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes…
Nurse : “What word was that?”
Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that…
SARDAR: (biwi se)
SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe….
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske…
ULLU ki tarh mat dekho,sms karo
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Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
In Bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs…
Sardar jee went to purchase a color
Sardar jee went to purchase a color TV. Sardar jee to Shopkeeper: Do u sell…
One tourist from usa asked to sardar
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar:…
sikh iz king sikh thuwaday
😉 SIKH IZ KING..!! Sikh: Thuwaday Vich Sab toOn vAadda Badmaash Kaira aAy. JaGu: G…
A Man to Sardar:
A Man to Sardar: “Aao ji, Chess khelte hain.”. Sardar: “Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves…
Mr.Inside Mr.Outside
Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting…
Sardarji’s intelligence?
How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita…