Sardar SMS / text messages

Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho. Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : B.Com final year”

Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge. Saradar ji : Oye! wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga. Aadmin : Agar fir bhi garam hua to. Saradar ji : Oye! tab koolar chaloo karunga.

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai “Please Try Letter(Later)..:p)

Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But just one woman to make a Happy Home! Let’s Thank…KAAMWALI

Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – - – - – - – - – - – - Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.

Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge. Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo

Bush to Sardar:Kya Tumhe Swiming aati Hai? Sardar:No Bush:Tumse Kuta Acha He Sardar:Tumhe Ati Hai? Bush:Yes Sardar: To Phir tum mein or Kuttay mein Kia Farak

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!

How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!

A Judge said.. order.. Order.. Order.. Sardar : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Coldrink Judge: Shut Up. SARDAR: no Shut Up only 7Up..:p

Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha. Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha

Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.

Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

Sardar GUN le kar Door per Khara hua tha Wife: Why are you standing here? Sardar: Sher(Lion) ka Shikar karne ja Raha hu Wife: To Jao na Sardar: Kaisay Jaao bahar KUTTA (DOG) Khara hay

Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar? Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya, uthaya Q nahi? Sardar: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai, woh kya tera baap sunega

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”

Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your problem? Sardarji : I keep forgetting things. Doctor : Since when do you have this problem? Sardarji : What problem?

- Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? – Because below 18 was not allowed.

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Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle… Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now? Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.

Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya? Kele Wala: 1Rs Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega. Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..

Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the

Sardar at court: judge: this is the 3rd time u r coming to court, aren’t u ashamed? Sardar: You are coming daily, u should be ashamed 1st

Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner. So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai, Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.

One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months

Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha ye to “Ayodhya lag gaya

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath thi…

A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. – Do U know what the business was in? – He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.