Sardar SMS / text messages

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha
Tourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to?
Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left mud jayenge

Some sardar are genius. like this one.
Ek baar exam main question tha,
“Challenge kise kehte hain?”
Sardar ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.
“Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh.”

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order..
Sardar :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
SARDAR:
no Shut Up only 7Up..:p

Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS?
Sardar angrily said,
i know -
it means..
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - servic

Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
uthaya Q nahi?
Sardar: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,
woh kya tera baap sunega

Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya?
Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte.
Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick maangay ga..:p

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..?
Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha
per andar se awaaz aai
“Please Try Letter(Later)..:p)

In Bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar :I don’t know.
Examiner: You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,
Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.!
Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.?
Sardar: “NO DISC INSERTED “