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    ULLU ki tarh mat dekho,sms karo

    Text message filed under Sardar SMS.

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    D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE

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  3. Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
    Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.

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  4. Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary”
    Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda.
    Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!

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  5. Sardars wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
    ki speed itni kion barha di….??
    Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
    hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
    ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain

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  6. Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
    They’re there for those who don’t drink.

    Text message filed under Sardar SMS.

  7. Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
    Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai…..

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    –:–:-

    Text message filed under Sardar SMS.

  9. Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
    Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?
    Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

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  10. Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
    Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this train to Ludhiana?”
    “No,” answers the railway man.
    “Can I?” asks Gani Singh.

    Text message filed under Sardar SMS.

  11. How can a Sardar kill a lion ?
    Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
    I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me.

    Text message filed under Sardar SMS.

  12. Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS?
    Sardar angrily said,
    i know -
    it means..
    S – Sardaron ke
    M – Mazak udane ki
    S – servic

    Text message filed under Sardar SMS.

  13. Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.
    Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?
    Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..

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  15. Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:
    Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain.
    Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai,
    ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”
    Sardarji keheta hai,
    “Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

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  16. Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever:
    What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
    O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

    Text message filed under Sardar SMS.

  17. A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
    Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

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  18. Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
    Sardar2: To kya hua
    Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha
    Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.

    Text message filed under Sardar SMS.

  19. One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
    Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

    Text message filed under Sardar SMS.

  20. Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so?
    He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

    Text message filed under Sardar SMS.