Sardar SMS / text messages

Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte. Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick maangay ga..:p

A drunk SARDAR fall from 3rd floor, People gathered and asked, kya hua ? He replied, Pata nahi me bhi abhi niche aaya hun

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai “Please Try Letter(Later)..:p) SMS Searched by :-:Andar se aawajbest hindi sms collection for copy sms in mobiledarpok logo ke liye sms massage for hindi shayarihindi santa banta jokes collaction

Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. – Sardar says 2 mosquito.

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air SMS Searched by :-:sardar pagal haiairtel fool messagesHindi behanchod shayariHindi santabantasms jokes in hindi sardar

Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di. SMS Searched by :-:jor se bolo sms

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.

Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it. Please help me out, I know you have it, I will return it . A Sardar asks to ATM machine. SMS Searched by :-:sardar talking to ATM machine

Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”

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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think. Friend: What did u wrote? Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.

Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho? 1ST : Biwi se… 2ND : Itne… pyaar se? 1ST : Tumhari hai…

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office SMS Searched by :-:lunch box sms

It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.

Some sardar are genius. like this one. Ek baar exam main question tha, “Challenge kise kehte hain?” Sardar ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha. “Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh.” SMS Searched by :-:Hindi Question sms Ek bar

Ek Sardaar ne Pilot Se Head Phone Chheen Liya. Pilot : Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Sardar : Saaley Ticket ke paise Hum Dein Aur Gaane tum suno.?…

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

Sardar: O yar hum is kamre mai nai rahe ga hamko pagal samjha hai kiya?Paisa itna diya or kamra itnma chota sa. Waiter: Sir ander tu chalen ye tu lift hai;-)

A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, “He’s not my friend.”

SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST : Koi badi cheez bata? 2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de. SMS Searched by :-:sardar sms jokes hindi

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!” SMS Searched by :-:sardarji mail

Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. When inside came inside outside went outside 2 see inside then outside called inside outside but inside from inside called outside. Now where is ur brain? Inside OR Outside?

Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara…? . . . . Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, “Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai…?” SMS Searched by :-:free hindi love sms collectionhusband ko first golden night per kya gift dun?

Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”

Boy: Maine suna hai is ghar mai jin bhoot aur Rohen rehti hain Sardar: Pata nai mujhe tu khud mare howe 8 sal ho gai hain Moral: Sardar ko marne k bad bhi aqal nai ati..

Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga. Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai: Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.

Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na SMS Searched by :-:teen sardar petrol pump

Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain. SMS Searched by :-:dil mein dard sms

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai…….. Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach Why? Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!! SMS Searched by :-:fancy numbers sms collectionplease give number sms

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Teacher: ‘Delhi me Kutubminar hai’ Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up. Techer asks: ‘what i said’. Sardar replies:’Delhi me Kutta bimar ha

Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote ” No match, due to rain!!!” SMS Searched by :-:Free jokes of sardar

Some sardar are genius. like this one. Ek baar exam main question tha, “Challenge kise kehte hain?” Sardar ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha. “Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh.”

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Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.

Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary” Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda. Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!