Category: Sardar SMS
Free Sardar SMS Jokes collection in Hindi, Urdu & English
1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri
‘1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5…
1 sardar ko uska susar jotay mar
1 sardar ko uska Susar jotay mar raha tha Reason? Susar:eedi biwi ne hassptalon sms…
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess…
While in a drug store
While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk :…
Sardar watching star tv
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee…
Million soldiers to protect a country,
It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But…
ardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe…
Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay…
“But what will you live on?”
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you…
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai…
Whole body born in punjab…
Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born? Sardar ji: In punjab. Interviewer: Which part ?…
Hi! I am sardar,
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this…
Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha
Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha Tourist: agar samne se sher a…
Sardar 2 srdarni janu coca cola peeney k
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coca-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?…
Waiter would u like ur cofee black
Waiter: Would u like ur cofee black? Sardar: what other colors do u have?.:-)…
delhli men kutta
Teacher: ‘Delhi me Kutubminar hai’ Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up. Techer asks:…
Some sardar are genius. like this one.
Some sardar are genius. like this one. Ek baar exam main question tha, “Challenge kise…
“Any great man born in this village?”
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?” Sardar:…
Band master :
Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss…
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases…
I Love U sister….
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the…
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or…
Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night
Rassia : We r the 1st in space. U.S.A : We r the 1st on…
Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is…
What is oxford?
Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar,…
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos,
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar…
Sardar ko marne k bad bhi aqal nahi ati…
Boy: Maine suna hai is ghar mai jin bhoot aur Rohen rehti hain Sardar: Pata…
A sardar is in a bar and
A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it…
Theres a funeral procession of sardar going
There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars…
“I MISS YOU”
Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Socho sardarji ne kya…
Tonight is final match
Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will…
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:…
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it. Please help me out, I know…
!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!
Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did…
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told…
Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta…
A sardar on an interview
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer…
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut…
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani…
Sardar: O’ Yar hum is kamrey mai nai rahe ga…
Sardar: O yar hum is kamre mai nai rahe ga hamko pagal samjha hai kiya?Paisa…
A sardar doctor married lady doctorsardar was
a sardar doctor married a lady doctor,sardar was 6 feet tall ,on the wedding night…
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he…
: Ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa
Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay, un teeenoooon ko jaga theek se nahi mil…
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne…
A two seater plane
A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab. Locals found 500 dead bodies…
agar aapko garam hua toh
Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge….
Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning….
I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer,…
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining….
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call…
Girl: Main sita.
Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita….
Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar2: To kya hua Sardar1: Bewkuf…
Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child –…
Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain!
Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain! Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko…
Gabbar kitne admi they sambha sardar 2
Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote…
Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz
Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz nt avlbl so d nrse aftr d test…
Sardar ko ek blank message aaya phir
Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum…
Do SARDAR ko 3 bomb mile.
Do SARDAR ko 3 bomb mile. Police ko dene chale. SARDAR 1:Agar koi bomb raste…
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’…
please give me a fancy number!!!
Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam,…
A Sardar garment shop.
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear…
A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local Sardars…
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride,
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you…
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case….
Two Sardars were walking together…
Two Sardars were walking together… Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika…
Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti
Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya…
jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why? Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told…
Sardarji goes to the library and slams
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too…
Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach Why?…
A man phoned amp asked hellois it
A man phoned & asked: Hello,is it 221714? Sardar:Hindi mein bolo. Man:DO-DO-EK-SAT CHODA? Sardar:Nahi sir,…
Why did 18 sardars go to a
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. …
Theres a funeral procession of sardar going
There’s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars…
Bush to Sardar:
Bush to Sardar:Kya Tumhe Swiming aati Hai? Sardar:No Bush:Tumse Kuta Acha He Sardar:Tumhe Ati Hai?…
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de…
“Don’t call me now”.
Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji…
He didn’t know which “one” came first…
Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”? He didn’t know which “one” came first…
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you…
App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar :…
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash…
Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin…
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta…
he went to punjab and made a local call.
Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so…
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho…