Category: Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta SMS jokes collection in hindi, urdu & english

Santa Banta SMS

Lecturer explain digestive system in one sentence

Lecturer: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence….!! Santa: It’s A Process That Starts Wid Right…

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Just married santa with wife in movie

Just Married Santa With Wife In Movie Hall .. Jo Be Heroine Karegi , Tume…

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Nurse came out with the newborn kid

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the…

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Frog tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin…

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Santa ive been sending e mails to william

Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa:…

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Banta truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag…

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Santa ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain….

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Santa yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de…

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Two days of powercut in delhi had

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro…

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Santa sharab pikar sadhu se takra gya

Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tuje SHRAAP…

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Santa mere pas gaadi hai bangla ijjat

Santa: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai. tumhare paas kya hai?…

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Santa asked banta why manmohan singh goes

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple,…

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Santa 2 banta yar ye t0u morning

SanTA 2 BaNta YaR Ye t0u MoRnInG MorNiNg bukS OThA K KaHA Ja rAhA Hai?…

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Santa yaar uth bhukamp aa raha hai

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar…

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Santamujhe tou aankhey band karney par

Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa:Andhera….

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Santa quotkitna padhey likhequalified hoquot banta

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"…

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Santa yaar a auratein sharab se

Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine…

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Gulab singh and mangal rented a boat

Gulab Singh and Mangal Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day….

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Santa on phone maa khushkhabri hai

Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho…

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In an african safaria lion suddenly bounced

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife. WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot…

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Banta name the 3 fastest means of

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman….

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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?…

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After an accident driver angrily i showed

After An Accident, Driver Angrily: I Showed U D Headlights & Told U 2 Let…

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Jeeto doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine ka

Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station per jaane ko…