Category: Santa Banta SMS
Santa Banta SMS jokes collection in hindi, urdu & english
Just married santa with wife in movie
Just Married Santa With Wife In Movie Hall .. Jo Be Heroine Karegi , Tume…
Nurse came out with the newborn kid
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the…
Frog tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin…
Santa ive been sending e mails to william
Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa:…
Banta truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag…
Santa ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain….
Santa yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de…
Two days of powercut in delhi had
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro…
Santa sharab pikar sadhu se takra gya
Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tuje SHRAAP…
Santa mere pas gaadi hai bangla ijjat
Santa: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai. tumhare paas kya hai?…
Santa asked banta why manmohan singh goes
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple,…
Santa 2 banta yar ye t0u morning
SanTA 2 BaNta YaR Ye t0u MoRnInG MorNiNg bukS OThA K KaHA Ja rAhA Hai?…
Santa yaar uth bhukamp aa raha hai
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar…
Santamujhe tou aankhey band karney par
Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa:Andhera….
Santa quotkitna padhey likhequalified hoquot banta
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"…
Santa yaar a auratein sharab se
Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine…
Gulab singh and mangal rented a boat
Gulab Singh and Mangal Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day….
Santa on phone maa khushkhabri hai
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho…
In an african safaria lion suddenly bounced
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife. WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot…
Banta name the 3 fastest means of
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman….
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?…
After an accident driver angrily i showed
After An Accident, Driver Angrily: I Showed U D Headlights & Told U 2 Let…
Jeeto doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine ka
Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station per jaane ko…
Santa bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni…