Santa Banta SMS / text messages

Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? Banta: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream ‘Wouuuu-Wouuuuu’ and the other – ‘Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..’ SMS Searched by :-:santa banta singh jokes urduhindhi sms sadar or santa bantawhy are there two cops in a car

Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai “Please Try Letter(Later)..:p) SMS Searched by :-:Andar se aawajbest hindi sms collection for copy sms in mobiledarpok logo ke liye sms massage for hindi shayarihindi santa banta jokes collaction

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air SMS Searched by :-:sardar pagal haiairtel fool messagesHindi behanchod shayariHindi santabantasms jokes in hindi sardar

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai? Banta Singh:- A – Ab I – Iss D – Duniya se S – Sat shri akal. SMS Searched by :-:aids kya haiAIDS KYA HAI?santabanta hindi jokessantabanta jokesSantabantafunnySMSurdu santa banta sms

Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa :’lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol Karenge?’ SMS Searched by :-:santabantaSanta banta adult hindi mesage comsanta banta messages in englishsantabanta adult jokesantabanta english sms

Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti hai? Driver: NO santa: to kya behan lagti hai? Driver: NO,Kuch nahi lagti. Santa: to Bhenchod Chadne kyu nahi deta…!! SMS Searched by :-:santabanta sms comgood night santa banta msgSanta banta Blue smssanta banta hindi jokessantabantasms

Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati. Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . SMS Searched by :-:Santabanta smssanta banta funny sms in urdusanta banta messagessanta banta sms in urdu

Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata? Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha SMS Searched by :-:santa banta jokes in urdusms jokes hindi santa banta

Santa To Banta: oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? Banta: vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas rehna chaiyeh na SMS Searched by :-:hindi santa banta smssanta banta hindi jokes collectionjokes collection in hindisanta and banta jokes in englishsantabanta sms jokes

A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down on santa, he says: O paji ye kya kiya, doodh aapne piya, aur packet hamare upar faink diya…… SMS Searched by :-:santabanta adults sms in urdu

Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe safely land! Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to? Banta: O G paise wapas SMS Searched by :-:santa banta sms jokes in englishsanta banta sms in englishsanta banta adult jokes in hindisanta banta sms jokes collectionwww jokessantaban comsanta banta morning smssanta banta sms hindi english