Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..?
Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha
per andar se awaaz aai
“Please Try Letter(Later)..:p)
Santa Banta SMS / text messages
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per andar se awaaz aai
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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the airText message filed under Santa Banta SMS, Sardar SMS.
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A Couple havin sex
A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down
on santa, he says: O paji ye kya kiya, doodh aapne piya, aur packet
hamare upar faink diya……Text message filed under Santa Banta SMS.
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Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
Banta: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream
‘Wouuuu-Wouuuuu’ and the other -
‘Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..’Text message filed under Santa Banta SMS.
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Raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi
Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi
Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi
Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?
Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua thaText message filed under Santa Banta SMS.
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oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?
Santa To Banta:
oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?
Banta:
vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas
rehna chaiyeh naText message filed under Santa Banta SMS.
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Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :’lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Karenge?’Text message filed under Santa Banta SMS.
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Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
Banta Singh:-
A - Ab
I - Iss
D - Duniya se
S - Sat shri akal.Text message filed under Santa Banta SMS.
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Banta: O G paise wapas
Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe
safely land!
Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to?
Banta: O G paise wapasText message filed under Santa Banta SMS.
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Taxi driver to Santa
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho
gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.
Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO .Text message filed under Santa Banta SMS.