Santa Banta SMS / text messages

Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe
safely land!
Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to?
Banta: O G paise wapas

Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
Banta: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream
‘Wouuuu-Wouuuuu’ and the other –
‘Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..’

Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat:
Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein
Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..?
Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha
per andar se awaaz aai
“Please Try Letter(Later)..:p)

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
Banta Singh:-
A – Ab
I – Iss
D – Duniya se
S – Sat shri akal.

Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :’lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Karenge?’

Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti hai?
Driver: NO
santa: to kya behan lagti hai?
Driver: NO,Kuch nahi lagti.
Santa: to Bhenchod Chadne kyu nahi deta…!!

Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho
gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.
Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO .

Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi
Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi
Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?
Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha

Santa To Banta:
oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?
Banta:
vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas
rehna chaiyeh na

A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down
on santa, he says: O paji ye kya kiya, doodh aapne piya, aur packet
hamare upar faink diya……