Category: Santa Banta Jokes
Santa Banta Jokes
Best of santa banta bantaagar wo meri nhi
**BEST OF SANTA-BANTA** Banta:agar wo meri nhi hui to me use kisi or ki v…
Santa kal raat 3 ghante english picture
SANTA: kal raat 3 ghante English Picture ki CD dekhi, na kuch dikhaai diya na…
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon…
Santa oye ladki dekh kitni sohni hai
Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai….
Nurse came out with the newborn kid
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the…
An astronomer was watching the sky from
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly…
Nurse aapko judwa bacche hue santa
Nurse: Aapko judwa bacche hue. . . Santa: hona hi tha. Picture hi aise dekhi…
Santa yar muje major rohail ne social
Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara. Batna: Social Work?…
Teacher what should be in a book
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl…
Santaaj party kis khusi mein bantaaaj mera
Santa:Aj party kis khusi mein. Banta:aaj mera scooter kho gya. Santa:to kia hua. Banta:Shukr h…
Santa dials a number a girl receives
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta…
Santa ne bus me ek ladki ko
Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched Diya. Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi…
Santa was drawing money from atm banta
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line…
Banta kal muje 10 logo ne peeta
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha…
Pappu while filling up a form what
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very…
Santa mere papa itne lambe the ki
santa- mere papa itne lambe the ki khade-khade chalta fan rok dete the… banta- yar……
American in our country marriage even
American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it…
Santa i have swallowed a kay
Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were…
A sweet girl goes to bantas shop
A sweet girl goes to Banta’s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue:…
Santa was shopping in store salesman sir
Santa was shopping in store. Salesman: Sir, would u like to use a pocket calculator?…
A lady calls santa for repairing door
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days….
Ek baar santa gangubai ke ghar jaata
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun…
Santa apni gf ko i love
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar…
Santa dr saheb apne nurse bahut achi
Santa: Dr saheb apne Nurse bahut achi rakhi hai Uska Hath lagte hi maine teek…
Wife aap bahut mote ho gaye ho
Wife: aap Bahut Mote Ho gaye ho santa: Tum b To kitni Moti Ho gai…
Two days of powercut in delhi had
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro…
Dosto ki mehfil se bahut jaldi uth
Dosto ki mehfil se bahut jaldi uth jaane par santa ko unke dosto ne taana…
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple…
Santa goes 2 a petrol pump sees
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Donâ€t use Mobile Here, he Picks…
Santa drsahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha… Dr: To Ab Kya Hua. Santa:…
Sir what is difference between orange and
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Santa Singh: Color of Orange is orange,…
Lady doctor tum roz subah clinic ke
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte…
Ek din santa raat me late ghar
Ek din Santa Raat me Late Ghar gaya. Agle din Banta ne puchha : Aur…
Once santa farted in english class
Once Santa Farted In English Class : . . . Teacher: ‘What is This’? …….
Santa major rohail told me tv cabel
Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don’t study,so…
Santa waiting at bus stop in uk
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor…
Santa cuts sides of the capsule before
Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . ….
Lady to inspector santa my husband went
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn’t…
Santa had a dream in which someone
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank…
Santa banta sending sms 2 their
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko…
Banta when i get mad at u
Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control…
Santa asked banta why manmohan singh goes
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple,…
Banta yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir…
Banta truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag…
Inspector to banta phaansi se pehle bata
Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? Banta: Mere pair…
Daku mangal singh banta ke ghar mein
Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa.. Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi…
Santa bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni…
Santa itne kam marks do thappad marne
‘Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale…
Jeeto u know husband wife arent
Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren’t allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes,…
Daku mangal singh banta ke ghar mein
‘Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa.. Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi…
Santa was smoking in front of his
Santa was smoking in front of his father. . . Mother-oye papa k samne smoking…
Three friends after exam lucky yaar mujhey
Three friends after exam. Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor…
Ultimate answer while changing the job
Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa:…
Santa to pappu wheres sukhna lake
Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla…
Santa went to see a gal for
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for…
Bantas advise dont carry umbrella during rain
Bantas advise:- Dont carry umbrella during rain Keep WHISPER on ur head ye ghanto tak…
Santa sir hun meri salary wada deyo
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de…
Santas urine report got exchanged with a
Santa’s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, ‘you are…
Santa yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de…
Santa ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain….
Santa opened a petrol pump but not
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?…
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?…
Santa itne kam marks do thappad marne
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale…
Girl will u marry me santa
Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti…
Santa joined nasa after one month the
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA…
Santa had a dream in which someone
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank…
Santa do you know english banta
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite…
Masterji kal school kyu nahi aaya
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan…
Pappu was writing his fathers name on
Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What…
Jeeto yelled at santa ure gonna b
Jeeto yelled at santa: U’re gonna b really sorry! I’m going to LEAVE you! Santa:…
Limit of stupidness teacher who is
Limit Of Stupidness… Teacher- Who Is Chandragupt Morya? Santa- mam, i Think He Is The…
Santameri biwi itna mazak karti hai ke
Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazak karti hai ke kya batau? Banta:Kaise? Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par…
Santa woh ladki kitni sundar hai
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam…
An englishman and santa inside the toilet
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:…
Santa ki behen ko daaku utha le
Santa ki behen ko daaku utha le gaye. Logo ne kaha ki daaku khatarnak hai…
Titanic was sinking an englishman asked santa
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is landâ€? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman…
Santaji agr aapko thand lagti hai to
santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: santaji: main heater le…
In a train compartment husband darling mujhe
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism…
Pappu dad what is an idiot santa
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot? Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to…
Santa main ghar jaate hi biwi ki
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga. Banta: Yaar tu to bahut…
Translation from hindi to english khushi ke
Translation from hindi to english, ‘Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi’. Santa: Due to…
Santa found a cigarette in his daughters
Santa found a cigarette in his daughter’s room: ‘Ohh God! She smokes!!!’ Then he found…
Santa opened a college guess the name
Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College…
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa…
Titanic was sinking an englishman asked
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, ‘How far is land’? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman…
Santa tere result da ki banya pappu
Santa: Tere result da ki banya? Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal…