Category: Marriage SMS
SMS for marriage and marriage SMS jokes collection in hindi, urdu and english
The days after marriage!
Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The…
Shadi kernay aur mobile
Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash…
Before marriage:
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After…
When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before…
Because married men are more obedient.
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend…
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch……
Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur…
What is Marriage?
What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa…
Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you…
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day…
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me…
A little kid asks his Dad,
A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”…
Man shows his marriage certificate
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his…
last two words in: “Yes dear”
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future…
True relatives always
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your…
Some people ask the secret
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to…
but I was in love and didnt notice.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool…
Marriage is like going to
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look…
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not…
Why do we all marry?
Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We…
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man :…
First marriage
First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of…
During Marriage ceremony
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:…
The Equation of Marriage:
The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7…
During Marriage ceremony
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:…
My marriage is made of Trust
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust…
A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de…
What is marriagedo dilon ka bandhando atmaon
what is marriage?…..do dilon ka bandhan…..do atmaon ka milan…….do bhabnaon ka sammilan….do insan ki dhadkan….
Before marriage & after marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me…
Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai
Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta…
Mahabbat ki nahi jati ho hai
MAHABBAT KI NAHI JATI HO JATI HAI. OUN KI ANKHOON MEIN DOBNAI KO DIL KERTA…
Philosophy of life at
Philosophy Of Life : ? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her…
Meaning of marriage for a woman
Meaning of Marriage for a woman – Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism…
There are many brave men who adventurous
There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight.. Some…
Quote my advice to you is get
QUOTE: My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife…
Shaadi me dulhe k saath barati q
Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ? . . . . Q…
Marriage is natures way of preventing people
”MARRIAGE” Is Nature’s Way Of Preventing ”PEOPLE” From Fighting With ”STRANGERS” … ;->…
Man is there any way for
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man :…
Secret of happy marriage accept
Secret of Happy Marriage – ACCEPT – Attraction, Communication, Commitment, Enjoyment, Purpose, Trust. Follow these…
Dont marry the person you want
Don’t Marry The Person , You Want To Live With… Marry The One , You…
After marriage aeni calld three doctor becoz
//After Marriage// Aeni calld three doctor becoz her little child felt headache. //After 10 years//…
All tragedies are finished by a death
All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth . . . . . . aNd All…
Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai
Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta…
New weddings style nikah molvi do you
New weddings Style NIKAH: Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single…
Tapo slanto said kawary ki aik
TAPO SLANTO said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI…
Tapo slanto said kawary ki aik
TAPO SLANTO said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI…
Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq
Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai? Simple Love marrige me ap apni girl…
Stages of marriage first engagement
Stages Of Marriage.. . . >First Engagement Ring.. Then, >Second Wedding Ring.. And Then, >Third…
A couple before marriage mad for each
A Couple Before Marriage “MAD” For Each Other … After Marriage “MADE” For Each Other…
Whats marriage answer marriage is the
What’s Marriage? . . . . . . Answer- MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of…
Things in boys room b4 marrge
Things In Boys Room B4 Marrge- Perfums, Luv Lettrs, Gifts, F’shp Bands, Cards, Snaps. After…
Shaadi k baad pehla
Shaadi K Baad … ! Pehla Maheena "FAKHAR Ka" Doosra Maheena "JABAR Ka" Aur Phir…
2 keep ur marriage brimming wid
2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming, Wid Love In The Wedding Cup, Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit…
A boy thought of suicide he
A Boy Thought Of Suicide He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him He Hanged,…
A married womans poem he didnt lyk
‘A MARRIED WOMAN’S POEM’ He didnt lyk d curry & he didnt lyk my cake…
Khuda kry k 2008 apko ras a
KHUDA kry k 2008 apko RAS a jy, ap jisy CHAHENY vo ap k PAS…
Why do couples hold hands during their
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.? It is just a formality, like…
10 ropay bheek tujh ko de kr
10 ropay bheEk tujh ko de kr k:_-: Ye bta mainay kya khta kr di,…
Women marry because they believe that he
Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . ….
A happy man marries the girl he
A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he…