Category: Marriage SMS

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Marriage SMS

Man shows his marriage certificate

Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his…

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last two words in: “Yes dear”

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future…

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True relatives always

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your…

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Some people ask the secret

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to…

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but I was in love and didnt notice.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool…

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Marriage is like going to

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look…

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A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not…

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Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We…

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Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man :…

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First marriage

First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of…

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During Marriage ceremony

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:…

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The Equation of Marriage:

The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7…

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During Marriage ceremony

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:…

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My marriage is made of Trust

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust…

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A Blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de…

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What is marriagedo dilon ka bandhando atmaon

what is marriage?…..do dilon ka bandhan…..do atmaon ka milan…….do bhabnaon ka sammilan….do insan ki dhadkan….

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Before marriage & after marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me…

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Fault 4 a little boy

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an…

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The days after marriage!

Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The…

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Shadi kernay aur mobile

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash…

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Before marriage:

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After…

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When a man holds a woman hands?”

When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before…

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Because married men are more obedient.

Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend…

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Man before Marriage is like Airtel….

Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch……

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Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur…

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What is Marriage?

What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa…

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Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you…

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local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day…

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He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait

Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me…

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A little kid asks his Dad,

A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”…

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Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta…

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Mahabbat ki nahi jati ho hai

MAHABBAT KI NAHI JATI HO JATI HAI. OUN KI ANKHOON MEIN DOBNAI KO DIL KERTA…

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Philosophy of life at

Philosophy Of Life : ? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her…

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Meaning of marriage for a woman

Meaning of Marriage for a woman – Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism…

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There are many brave men who adventurous

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight.. Some…

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Quote my advice to you is get

QUOTE: My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife…

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Shaadi me dulhe k saath barati q

Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ? . . . . Q…

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Marriage is natures way of preventing people

”MARRIAGE” Is Nature’s Way Of Preventing ”PEOPLE” From Fighting With ”STRANGERS” … ;->…

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Man is there any way for

Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man :…

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Secret of happy marriage accept

Secret of Happy Marriage – ACCEPT – Attraction, Communication, Commitment, Enjoyment, Purpose, Trust. Follow these…

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Dont marry the person you want

Don’t Marry The Person , You Want To Live With… Marry The One , You…

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After marriage aeni calld three doctor becoz

//After Marriage// Aeni calld three doctor becoz her little child felt headache. //After 10 years//…

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All tragedies are finished by a death

All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth . . . . . . aNd All…

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Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta…

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New weddings style nikah molvi do you

New weddings Style NIKAH: Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single…

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Tapo slanto said kawary ki aik

TAPO SLANTO said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI…

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Tapo slanto said kawary ki aik

TAPO SLANTO said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI…

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Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai? Simple Love marrige me ap apni girl…

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Stages of marriage first engagement

Stages Of Marriage.. . . >First Engagement Ring.. Then, >Second Wedding Ring.. And Then, >Third…

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A couple before marriage mad for each

A Couple Before Marriage “MAD” For Each Other … After Marriage “MADE” For Each Other…

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Whats marriage answer marriage is the

What’s Marriage? . . . . . . Answer- MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of…

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Things in boys room b4 marrge

Things In Boys Room B4 Marrge- Perfums, Luv Lettrs, Gifts, F’shp Bands, Cards, Snaps. After…

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Shaadi k baad pehla

Shaadi K Baad … ! Pehla Maheena "FAKHAR Ka" Doosra Maheena "JABAR Ka" Aur Phir…

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2 keep ur marriage brimming wid

2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming, Wid Love In The Wedding Cup, Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit…

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A boy thought of suicide he

A Boy Thought Of Suicide He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him He Hanged,…

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A married womans poem he didnt lyk

‘A MARRIED WOMAN’S POEM’ He didnt lyk d curry & he didnt lyk my cake…

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Khuda kry k 2008 apko ras a

KHUDA kry k 2008 apko RAS a jy, ap jisy CHAHENY vo ap k PAS…

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Why do couples hold hands during their

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.? It is just a formality, like…

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10 ropay bheek tujh ko de kr

10 ropay bheEk tujh ko de kr k:_-: Ye bta mainay kya khta kr di,…

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Women marry because they believe that he

Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . ….

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A happy man marries the girl he

A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he…