Marriage SMS / text messages

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u

Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her. SMS Searched by :-:before married hindi sms

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!! SMS Searched by :-:marriage ceremony smshindi sms for marriagemarraige cerimany masgmarriage sms in hindi funnymarried ceromny smsShadi smssms for marriage ceremoneySms marrage cermysms of marrige ceremony

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man SMS Searched by :-:Ironic Hindi jokessms a little boy

First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience SMS Searched by :-:sms of first marriage

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that…..

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered SMS Searched by :-:marry text messagepromise to marry smsHindi Marriage proposal smssmile hindi sms

Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance [...]

Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu, SMS Searched by :-:before marriage smssms before marriagenew sms befor marriageBefor marrige smssms befor marig urdusms befor marigmessage of marriage in hindimarriges smsmarriage sms smileMarriage sms

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will [...]

A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…” SMS Searched by :-:Jokes on marriage in hindimarriage ceremony hindi sms

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear” SMS Searched by :-:marriage quotes yes dear

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. SMS Searched by :-:marriage sms in englishmarriage funny sms in englishsms for marriage ceremony

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding. SMS Searched by :-:before marriage sms messagesSms 1st night marriage hindi

Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne SMS Searched by :-:a good marriage be between a blind wife and a deaf husbanda good marriage between a blind wife and a deaf husbandwise sms for marriage

Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient. SMS Searched by :-:Wedding night experience in urdu

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice. SMS Searched by :-:hindi marry smsI promise to marry you smshindi marriege smsHindi merej smsmarriage sms in hindisms of marriage in hindi

What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA SMS Searched by :-:future wife promise smshindi marriage smshindi sms on marriage for dearshadi sms in hindi

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:

The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage – And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.! SMS Searched by :-:marriage hindi smsbefor marriage sms in hindimorning text for married peoplewho surrenders even he\s right?

When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense SMS Searched by :-:marry sms hindiproposing for marriage sms hindi

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” SMS Searched by :-:Perposing marrage hindi sms