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Marriage SMS / Text messages

Marriage SMS / text messages

  1. My marriage is made of Trust

    What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

    Text message filed under Marriage SMS.

  2. The Equation of Marriage:

    The Equation of Marriage:
    7 Glance = 1 Smile
    7 Smile = 1 Meeting
    7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
    7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
    7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
    And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
    So beware of glance!

    Text message filed under Marriage SMS.

  3. First marriage

    First marriage is the triumph of
    imagination over intelligence.
    Second marriage is the
    triumph of hope over experience

    Text message filed under Marriage SMS.

  4. Why do we all marry?

    Why do we all marry?
    Because romance is not
    the only element of life.
    We should also know horror,
    terror, suspense, irony,
    stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

    Text message filed under Marriage SMS.

  5. Marriage is like going to

    Marriage is like going to
    a restaurant your choice
    from the menu,
    And
    then look at neighbourin
    table n wish you”d ordered that…..

    Text message filed under Marriage SMS.

  6. Some people ask the secret

    Some people ask the secret
    of our long marriage.
    We take time to go to a restaurant
    two times a week.
    A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
    and dancing.
    She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

    Text message filed under Marriage SMS.

  7. last two words in: “Yes dear”

    Grooms, once you marry,
    please remember that when
    you have a discussion
    with your future wife,
    always try to get the
    last two words in: “Yes dear”

    Text message filed under Marriage SMS.

  8. A little kid asks his Dad,

    A little kid asks his Dad,
    “Daddy, how much does
    it cost to get married?”
    “No idea,” replied the Father,
    “I’m still paying for it…”

    Text message filed under Marriage SMS.

  9. local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

    One day a man inserted
    an ‘advertisement’ in the
    local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
    Next day he received a hundred letters.
    They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

    Text message filed under Marriage SMS.

  10. What is Marriage?

    What is Marriage?
    Ans:
    1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
    2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
    3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA

    Text message filed under Marriage SMS.