Marriage SMS / text messages

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.Â

Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne

Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:

The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage – And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u

Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that…..

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance [...]

Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will [...]

A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”