Category: Kanjoosi SMS
Kanjoosi SMS
Hame to sms ne loota call mein
hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin…
Phulon me gulab achcha lagta hai to
Phulon me Gulab achcha lagta hai, to nind me Khwab, Aap hame SMS bhale na…
Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai
Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai, kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai, sms…
Barish k bd suraj ata hai
BArish k bäd suraj ata hai raät k bad din ata hai, hansi k bad…
Tum muje sms bhejo ya na tumhare
Tum Muje SMS Bhejo Ya Na Bhejo Tumhare Na Bhejne Ka Koi Gam Nhi Khushi…
Honto pr apke pyari sismilehy hum ne
Honto pr apke pyari si’SMILE’hy hum ne suna hy apke pas bhi’MOBILE’hy jis me sms…
Aik kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag
Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha…
Ab atay hain tere sms boht thoray
Ab atay hain tere sms boht thoray… WAH WAH WAH Ab atay hain tere sms…
Toba toba aata ghee shakkar
‘Toba Toba’ Aata . Ghee . Shakkar . Chawal . Bijli . oil . ….
Ay mister apun tere sath sms ka
Ay-Mister Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Krne Ka Hy Bole T0 CHAPTER CLOSE…
Taxi wala sir sorry mai
Taxi Wala : Sir Sorry Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent)…
Memon ka 1 rupiya chhatt se gir
Memon ka 1 rupiya chhatt se gir gaya, Memon full speed mein neechay pohancha to…
Ap k chehry pe noor ki smile
Ap k ‘Chehry’ pe Noor ki ‘Smile’ hai Ap k pas ‘Mehnga’ Mobile hai Ap…
Kia aap k mobile ko qabz ki
Kia aap k mobile ko Qabz ki shikayat hai Jo SmS nhi nikal rha 2…
Salam arz hai jawab qarz dena
Salam ARZ Hai Jawab Qarz Hai Dena Farz Hai Na Dena Marz Hai Na Koi…
1 sheikh hr saal ghr k liye
1 sheikh hr saal ghr k liye sirf 1 kg ghee khridta. Subh nashte mein…
Dil chahata hy ap ko bohat piyr
Dil Chahata Hy AP KO Bohat Piyr Doon. dosti K Naam Pr Ye Zindgi Waar…
Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms
Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna, In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna, Mera…
Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai
Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai, kisiko satane ki bhi had hoti hai, sms…
Arz kia hai yun na kisi ke
~Arz kia hai Yun na kisi ke dil say khailo, ~Wha wha wha ~Yun na…
Faraz ye kiya ho gaya hy
‘FARAZ’ Ye kiya ho gaya hy, Har ‘DOST’ ab kanjous ho gaya hy, Koi nahi…
Khud ko kr kanjos itnak hr sms
Khud ko kr kanjos itnaK hr sms bhejny sy pehly Service center waly call kr…
Thanks for not sending any sms u
Thanks for not sending any SmS.. U hav bcum the Top contender for the ‘KANJUS…
Sochta hoon tereyandar utar kar dekhoon
Sochta hoon tereyandar utar kar dekhoon ‘DOST’..! Konsa purza hai jo Tujhey sMskarney nahi deta…!
chandd lamho ki zindagi hai
( Chandd lamho ki zindagi hai ) ( Nafrato se jiya nahi karte ) {…
ap k SMS# 368636
|(”,) | ‘..(| ||. Ap k Sms nahi arahe ? kaheen Mobile ko Dengi bukhar…
Gham hy tanhaai hy dard ruswayi
Gham Hy Tanhaai Hy… Dard Hy Ruswayi Hy….. . zalimo Tussi v msg kr dia…
Memom boss 2 workertumne is saal
Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai, Islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque…
Ishq k saharay jia nahi kertay gham
Ishq k saharay jia nahi kertay, Gham k pyalon ko pia nahi kertay, Kuch nawab…
doston k ina jia nahi karty
$ Doston K ßina Jia Nahi Karty ,, $ Ghum K Pialon Ko Pia Nahi…
Subasms shamsms dinsms ratsms gharsms officesms jeenasms
Suba/SMS Sham/SMS Din/SMS Rat/SMS Ghar/SMS Office/SMS Jeena/SMS Marna/SMS Akhir kya hai ye SMS? S= sirf…
Ae mare allah har kanjos makhi choos
Ae Mare ALLAH Har Kanjos Makhi Choos Ko Sms Receive Karne K Sath Sath Send…
Behbood e abadi wale aaye the wo kehty
Behbood-e-Abadi Wale aaye the, Wo ‘kehty’ hain jo ziyada sms karay ga, Us ki gaand…
Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko mad e nazar
Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko Mad-e-nazar rakhtay huey ye Adalat dafa 420 k tahet $m$…
Xcuse me whts ur
Xcuse Me! (‘.) /((/ ! Wht’s ur Mobile Number? Mene RE-CHECK krna hai. Bcoz I…
Kanjus ki love story with kanjus
Kanjus ki Love story with kanjus girl, Larki: jab sub so jaian gay to me…
Taxi driver to sheikh passanger sir
Taxi driver to Sheikh passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kia karon?…
Sitam sehne ki had hoti hai
Sitam sehne ki had hoti hai, pas na ane ki roth jane ki hadh hoti…
sms policeooo hum aapko arrest
,-¡”””””””¡ /–(SMS Police)”’O”””’O’O”’ Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain. Apki complain hai k aap Doston…
Sms karne k fayde 1 mobil ko
SMS karne k fayde 1-Mobil ko zang nahi lagta. 2-Timpas hojata hai. 3-Ap jise karenge…
Zid apni na chhodi aur pyar bhara
Zid apni na chhodi Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim…
Kya lekar aye thay kya jaoge
Kya lekar aye thay? kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise…
Gham men jenay ka maza aata he
Gham men jenay ka maza aata he, Hame dosto ko sms karny men maza aata…
1 bazurg frmaty hen k men nay
1 bazurg frmaty hen k Men nay 3 logo sy zyada bakheel kisi ko nhi…
Hum sms k muqablay main zabardasti qail
Hum sms k muqablay main zabardasti k qail nahi *’FARAZ’* Jis ne karna hay kary…
ll SMS# 318652
__,ÃŽâ€___ /____,_/  .;’;’;., ,l__[]__l__! ,,)(,, Its My House Gift 4u Agar Chaho Sale Kr…
Dilse roye mgr honton se mskura bethe
DiLse roye mgr honton se mskura bethe, Yunhi hum kisi se DiL Laga bethey Wo…
Sheikh k ghar guest aaeybivi ne kaha
Sheikh k ghar guest aaey….bivi ne kaha…. ‘jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao’…
Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey . ….
Aj sms ki mardam shumari hy
Aj SMS Ki MARDAM SHUMARI Hy. Ager Aap MALE Hai To 6 funny SmS Karein…
Dil ter dewana hai yeh loadshading
Dil terä déewana hai yeh loadshading ka zamana hai kabhi kabhi toh sms kar liya…
Raat ho to m jalta ha
Raat ho to ‘MÖÖÑ’ Jalta ha Garmiyon mein ‘JÜÑÉ jalta ha Pyar ho jaye to…
25 loot loo chwaniya hai mujhe sms karne
25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya hai,…
Ja meri missile ja jo log mujhe
ja meri missile ja, jo log mujhe sms nahi karte,unke dimagh me ghus ja or…
Udhar aap majboor baithe hain idhar
Udhar aap majboor baithe hain… ..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai.. .Baat ho to kaise ho….
Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagaam msg
‘CHANDI’ ka ghora ‘SONEY’ ki lagaam, ‘MSG’ prhny walon ko mera ‘SALAM’ ‘PEPSI’ piny walon…
Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi
Jo Pyar Na Samjhe Wo Insan Nahi, Duniya Me Kon Hai Jo Pareshan Nahi, Jab…
Jaise tsunami ko samajh na musquil haicyclone
Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil…
Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam msg
Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam msg pdnewalo ko mera salam.Tea pepsi pinewalo kbhi pani…
Kash tum bakri hote hum tume ghas
kash tum BAKRI hote, hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING hilate or…
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This SMS has been flagged inappropriate and may contain text or image unsuitable for public…
Change tu mai manda hoya raag k
change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet…
Dani bhut kanjoos ha es bra koe
dani bhut kanjoos ha es bra koe kanjoos nahe ha ya ak rs b lag…
Ek hum hain jo msg mein apna
Ek Hum hain Jo Msg Mein Apna . .++._.++. ‘-._Dil _.-‘ ‘+’ Bhejtey hain Or…
Ye naya injection khaas un
Ye Naya Injection —(‘_’_’_’_’_’]==() Khaas Un K Liye Jo MSG Nhi Karte Isko Lagate Hi…
Funny jis tarah 1 machar ko marne
funny: Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey ….
1 billi sheikh k ghar say roti
1 billi 1 sheikh k ghar say roti hui nikli..Kisi nay billi se ronay ki…
Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
‘Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey . ….
Adaab arz hai lagta mosam kafi
Adaab Arz hai LAgta hai Mosam kafi sard hai Per Dosto ko $m$ kerny m…
Bhol gae ya bhulana chate ho
Bhol Gae Ya Bhulana Chate Ho Door Kar Dia Ya Jana Chate Ho Aazma Lia…
Udhar aap majbur baithe hai idhar hum
udhar aap majbur baithe hai idhar hum majbur baithe hai… baat ho bhi to kaise…
In me se koi 1 chez select
In me se koi 1 chez select karo 1.Hthora 2.pathar 3.Gun 4.Pipe 5.Tube 6.Mike 7.Raad…
Panjabi hajj pe gaye aur dua mangne
Panjabi Hajj Pe Gaye Aur Dua Mangne Lagay. “Ya Allah! Mere Saray Gunah Muaf Kar…