Category: Jokes SMS

Funny Love Story… Ek larka apni grlfrnd ko ghar laya… Larka: Tm yahan betho main…

Major Rohail: Sara din tume SMS send krne k elava koi ur Kaam b aata…

1st dost 2nd say yar kuch aisa ho ka tmhari shadi kay baad tmhari wife…

Kid: Auntie Mummi ne cheeni mangi hai, Auntie: Chini dete huye, Acha aur kya kaha…

Kamzoriyon se dr kr shadi se na gbrana . . . ‘DOST’ . Taqat ka…

Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai. Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se…

boy:tumhari judai me neendh urr jati hai,chain khota hai,dil rota hai,dard hota hai girl:kameney check…

How to make a girl laugh on Sunday..?? . . . . … . ….

‘Sheikh At petrol Pump: Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Itna Petrol Dalwa ker…

Dulha: Aaj Se Tum Meri Zeenat Ho, Tabassum Ho, Tamanna Ho, Arzo ho. Dulhan (Sharma…

Dada: subha sawere utha kro, iske boht faide hain.dekho jo chiryan subha sawere uth’ti hain…

Aath Anay Ka Internet Aath Anay Ka Card Chal Meri Company Chala Internet Card Net…

Sign board at a pakistani petrol pump. Please Don’t smoke here! we know your life…

AIK PATHAN SE JAIL MEIN AIK INSPECTOR NE POOCHA TUM JAIL MEIN KAISE AAY.PATHAN BOLA…

billi dum kuy hilate he……….? batano na kyun……..? batano na kyun ……..? mein batayo kyun?…

Mezban Molvi se: Ap K Liye KADDU SHARIF Banwaon? MOLVI : Gunahgar Insan Hon KADDU…

Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai, Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam…

C.I.D CRIME SCENE LADY: Rahul mEra Bhai tha DAYA: Kya Rahul Tmhara Bhai tha? LADY:…

Yu Dekha Na Karo Tm Hmy Haste Haste, Yu Dekha Na Karo Tm Hmy Haste…

BACHA APNI MAA SE MOM 10 RUPE DENA, BAHIR GHAREEB KO DENE HAIN MAA KIDHAR…

Mahman! Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy? Bacha! Muje schol jana boht acha lagta…

6 birds were sitting on a tree.. a hunter saw that and shot over tree…..

*~Faqeer fone pr: Hello, Pizza Hut? Operatr: Yes sir Faqeer: 3 Large Piza 6 chickn…

beti; main paros se muhabbat kerti hu aur us ke sath bhaag rahi hu …..

1 Sexy lrki college mei teaching k liye gai Principle ne pocha tm kia prha…

Larki:kia karte ho. larka:B.M.W ka bizness hy. larki:heran ho k B.M.W car ka bizne$$ hy….

Arz kia hai…. Mere hath me dikhte gulab jamun pr nazar na daal jalim……badi mehnat…

rozana muth marnay say perhaiz kerein yad rekhein k lun jandaar to merd shandaar aur…

1 Kanwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya. Us K Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss…

What Will You Call A Person Jis k Birth Certificate Se Date Of Birth Ghayab…

*’* Hamari Taraf Sy Apko, Apke Ghar Walun Ko, Apke Nankon, Dadkon Ko, Saray Wad…

Ek paindo apni un-parh Maa sy phone py: Maa main is sunday par pakistan aa…

Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay….

Agar London me fori tor pe double sawari par pabandi lagadi jaye to halaat behtar…

Admi dost k ghar gia Ghanti bajany par chota sa bacha bahir nikla! Admi: Baita…

Boss: jb me tmko marta hOn tO tm apna gusa kese nikalte ho? Nokar:Toilet saf…

Zindagi Buhat qeemti hay, 1 Chinese writer likhta he k ‘shingoya chi chongo itima shin…

Plz Is msg ko itna forward kren k mere Nokar tak pohanch jae.. SHARFU, Pepsi…

*. .Shaikh ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya…

SAAS ne apny 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me…

Mom: Where are you off to now? Son: I am gonna join the army. Mom:But…

1 ADMI PATHAN KO MAR RAHA THA,LOGO NE POCHA K Q MAR RAHE HO?WO BOLA…

Bf:I Want To Kiss U….:* Gf:Agar Pregnant H0gaye To… Bf:Kiss Se Pregnant..??!! Gf:Actually Main. ….

Swal Kiya Gya K 4 ko 5 K bech likh kr dikhao. Chinese ne kaha:…

New Student University k guard se:Ye kaisi university hai?Guard:boht zabardastStudent:wo kasy?Guard:main ne yahin se MBA…

ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya…

This iz crime story. Five friendz lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY,…

ek larki molvi se : agar mai kisi larky ko kiss karon to kahan jaon…

A sweet poem 4 u Eat with butter cut with cutter when u forgot me…

‘Real Heart Touching Story’ A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40…

I Used To Like My Neighbors Until . …… . . . . . ….

Meri hansi ka hisab kon karega Meri Galti ko Maaf kon karega AE KHUDA mere…

1 Pathan Socks lene Market gaya aur Socks ka naam bhol gaya. Dukandar: ‘Kya chahiye,…

DIL KA ASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE, BAGO ME PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATE, HUMARI 1 PASAND…

A Deep lOve stOry . Once upOn a time.. true lOvers went fOr a long…

Izzat Bachane Ka Naya Tareeqa .. Ek Larka Apne Dost K Sath Khara Tha K…

‘BUDGET 2012’ ‘AATA’ 5 Rupe Tola, ‘CHAAWAL’ 1 Rupe K 2 Daane, ‘DAAL’ 5 Rupe…

Uf Ye Angrez 🙂 Ye ”Alif-Bay-Pay” Ko A To Z Kehte Hain, Hum Inko Pagal…

Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo,…

Mera bachpan hi rehta To acha tha ‘d0sT’ Hazaron larkiyon ko mushkil mei daal dia’…

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?…

Sunehri Baatein Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna 1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou Pattey…

B.v: janu jadon tusi mera ghunghat chukya c pehli wari menu vekhya c te ki…

3girls hotel pe gae. Lunch kya Rs:75 bill bana 3girls ne 25,25,25 waiter ko diaey….

Chae wala ek girl se:’bholi si surat aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..aye haye!Girl reply:’kali…

Aik muddat se nhi soi zardari ki maa faraz… Zardari ne bus aik bar kha…

Style 0f Break up Boy ne apni G.f ko Rocket Gift kiya G.f: Wat d…

(Mehman Nawazi) Mezban: Lassi tusi pinday Nhi,Chaa Asi Pilani Nhi,Roti da Time Ni,Bottle da Mosam…

Women are like Electric Current! If handled with Care they will Light Up Your Life!…

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*’* Lo Wai Arz Kita A, 5 Di Kulfi Te 10 Di Khand, Wa wa…

Larka .jan mere sath kahin door ghomne chalogi.? Larki. Koi galat harkat to nhi karoge…

S0RRY dost tere liye Ek Bad News.. bus ALLAH ki marzi thi …! Kiya kar…

Bahu ke 1, 2 affair sunn kar SUSAR ne khudkushi kr li, 3,4 or sunn…

pappu dabang dekh kr aya. school me sir:pappu tumhare sare answers galat hen markxx de…

Arguing with boys is like wrestling wd a hippopotamus in mud! After smtime u realise…

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she…

Ab aap b ban saktay hain apni GIRLFRIEND k Bachay k Baap, Wo b bina…

GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls ko I LOVE YOU kehte ho to un…

Airhostess: Sir Ap Kya Lain gein?? Lahore ka Musafir akarrty huwey: Pepsi,, kabab,, Bread,, Pakora…

1 Building K 110th Floor Pr 3 Dost Rehty Thy,1 Din Lift khrab Thi,UnhoNe Serhiyo…

Kids Born After 2009 Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums Of That Time When I…

Larki: Ami Ami ye parosi ka larka mujhy bar bar kiss kar k bhag jata…

“HUNGRY DOG” Once upon a time, there was Dog he was very hungry He run…

Khareedar: Main ne suna hai k is Ghar main Jin bhoot aur roohen aati hain?…

Plz fwd Shayad hum kisi mjboor k kaam a sken Jis bhai ko Petrol 20…

Girl : ‘ Janu ji tusi meray wastay Aasmaan tu Chan tor k leya sakde…

*’* Kisi ki zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza uski moat k baad hi hota hai,…