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Jokes SMS
Aik pathan ney aik american se kaha
Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki…
Pathan bike chala raha tha parado
Pathan Bike Chala Raha Tha, Pathan PARADO wale se. Kbi bike Dekha H ? PARADO…
Teacher me kisi pe 1 nazar daal
Teacher: Me kisi pe 1 nazar daal k bata skti hun k wo mere bare…
Pyasa crow once din he was
‘PYASA CROW’ Once din he was pyasa. He finding paani. But paani was kidro na…
Khubsorat log zyda masroof kyun hote hain
Khubsorat log zyda masroof kyun hote hain socho. . . . . App socho main…
Samunder me pani pani fish wah
Samunder me pani, pani me fish. wah! wah! Samunder me pani, pani me fish. wah!…
Father to his adopted son son what
FATHER TO HIS ADOPTED SON,, SON WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS, SON.; WHAT MORE…
Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi
AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI…
A girl was crying bitterly mom
A girl was crying bitterly. Mom: what happened dear? Daughter: Mom do i lookk like…
Q how many mis guys does it
Q: How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb? A: MIS…
Meri jhoki nazron ko meri nafrat na
Meri jhoki nazron ko meri NAFRAT na samaj FARAZ agar mjhy KHUDA KA KHUF na…
God thought that since he couldnt b
God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought…
Newz alrt barish hony or mosum
NEWZ ALRT.. Barish hony or mosum khosh gawar hony ke waja sy bachiyan chatoon py…
1 student exam copy pe apna panja
1 Student Exam copy pe apna panja bana ra tha Teacher: Paper me to hand…
Govt hospital k doctor or govt
‘Govt. HospitaL K Doctor Or Govt. Hospital k Mareez Me Kya Farq Hey..? . ….
Dada aur dadi ne apne jawani
Dada aur dadi ne apne jawani ke dino ko phir se yaad ker ke manane…
Best rain quote by a nursery student
Best rain quote by a nursery student: i love to walk in the rain.. ….
Sheikh ki dukan pe likha tha
Sheikh KI DUKAN PE LIKHA THA . Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki umar…
Agar nihaty hoye app apna haath itna
Agar Nihaty hoye app apna haath itna nahi mor sakty k apni kamar saaf kar…
Kidabbu jb aap fail ho jate the
Kid:Abbu jb aap fail ho jate the to dada aap k sath kya salok krte…
What would be the slogan of petrol
What Would Be The Slogan Of; ‘PETROL’ In 2050 ?? =) . . …. ….
Question what is a girlfriend answer
Question: What is a Girlfriend.? Answer: . Jo har Baat pe tok tok kr Tumhari…
Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager
Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager tu ye bta de k meri tokri mai…
Aik khargosh roz lohaar ki dukan p
Aik khargosh roz lohaar ki dukan p jata or kehta: GAJAR hai? lohaar inkar kr…
Uske honton ki surkhi ka raaz mujhe
uske honton ki surkhi ka raaz mujhe tab pata chala jb mujhse kehnay lagi jaanuu!…
Shersherni ko kiss karne laga sherni
sher,sherni ko kiss karne laga… sherni ne rok dia or idhar udhar dekhne lagi, sher:…
Unknown call boy do u have
Unknown Call.. Boy: Do u have a BF? Girl: Yes, who are u? Boy: I’m…
What to do when a girl is
What To Do When A Girl Is Not Responding To You On Facebook . ,…
Kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain . . kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain…
Tumhari yaad mery dil mein kuch is
”Tumhari Yaad Mery Dil Mein Kuch Is Tarhan Sy Bas Gai ……………………. Jaisy Choty Sy…
If u save this msg it means
If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still…
Lakhon mashghalay hain jo mujh ko masroof
Lakhon Mashghalay Hain Jo Mujh ko Masroof Rakhtey Hain, Doston Tum Aisay ‘dheet’ Ho Ki…
Two question asked to pakistani gals in
Two question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey Q1: Do U believe in sleeping…
Bari barsi khatan gaya ckhat k lyanda
Bari barsi khatan gaya c khat k lyanda pjama, jera ae msg par k pangarha…
Boys bed room before marriage perfumes
Boy’s bed Room: Before Marriage: Perfumes, Love Letters, CD Player & CDs, Greeting Cards, Air…
Balance muft charge karne ka tarikaabhi tak
Balance muft charge karne ka tarika: Abhi tak ejaad nahi hua..!
Log bolte hai piyar main zuban
Log Bolte Hai Piyar main ‘Zuban’ chup ho to ‘Ankhen’ Bolti hai, ‘Ankhen’ chup ho…
Teacher sardar se dahi ki english btao
Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao? , , , , , Sardar sochne k…
1 admi samamdr men doob gyais ne
1 admi samamdr men doob gya.is ne dua ki k Ya Allah muje yahan se…
Ab to mulk k halaat bhi counter
Ab To mulk K Halaat Bhi ‘Counter Strike’ Ki Tarhan Hogaye Hen Kiya Pata Kahan…
Larka larki dekhne gaya thodi der
Larka larki dekhne gaya. Thodi der chup baithne ke bad larka bola: English handle kr…
Ye magic winters me krne ka hai
Ye magic winters me krne ka hai 1glas me thnda pani lain or usy apny…
Be izzati no 1 1 larka cycle
Be-Izzati No 1: 1 Larka Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha, Cycle Ka Tyre Bhens K…
Pathan raat ko lights off kar k
PATHAN RAAT KO LIGHTS OFF KAR K SO RAHA THA ACHANAK EK JUGNU AA NIKLA…
Son parosi ki larki ko english nhi
Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nhi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha…
Lamha koi suhana sath ho na
Lamha Koi Suhana Sath Ho Na Ho Kal Me Aaj Jaisi Koi Bat Ho Na…
Teacherbijli kahan se aati hykidmere mamo k
Teacher:Bijli kahan se aati hy? Kid:Mere Mamo k Ghar se! Teacher: kaise? Kid:Jab Bijli jati…
tumhara saath tasalsul se chahiye
*. . .Tumhara Saath Tasalsul Se Chahiye Mujh Ko, Thakan Zamanon Ki Lamhon Mein Kab…
Kid aunty mummy ne chini mangi
Kid : Aunty mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty : Chini dete hue, ? Acha…
Pappu goes to hotel orders biryani
Pappu goes to hotel Orders biryani Eats biryani n drinks water Washes his hands Pays…
Pehle to rishte k liye larki wale
Pehle to Rishte k liye larki wale kehte thy k larka party me to nhi…
Koi aik number ch00se karen 30 40
Koi Aik Number Ch00se karen… 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100, . ….
Ager larkian bhi masjid main namaz parhne
Ager larkian bhi masjid main namaz parhne ateen. . . . . . . ….
A father asks peon how are the
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see…
A girl in a book shop
A girl in a book shop. Do you have book entitled ”Women- The Perfect Intelligence’?…
Molvion ki bus ja rahi thee sub
Molvion ki bus ja rahi thee. Sub ne kaha k agar kaheen larki nazar aye…
Bank me job application form jama kerane
Bank me Job application form jama kerane ki last date thi or bohat lambi line…
Today i met super mario greeted him
Today I met Super Mario.. I greeted him n asked ‘ Do You Remember Me…
Aik din khudkhush babar nai jonhi bomb
AIK DIN AIK KHUDKHUSH BABAR NAI JONHI BOMB KA BUTTON DABAYA TO BOMB NAHE PATTA…
prof agr train north sey
*. . .Prof: agr train north sey 300 km ki speed sey chaley or hawa…
Pakistan puri dunya mein 1 wahid aisa
Pakistan puri dunya mein 1 wahid aisa mulk hai. Jis k log har ghantay 2…
Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha
Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya…
Tip of the day always keep ur
Tip of the day: Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y? Whenever…
Aap ne kitni dafa logo k mouh
Aap Ne Kitni Dafa Logo k Mouh Se Suna hoga ‘Bonga’ Magr Aj Tak Kisi…
Ek bacha apne papa se mai ne
Ek bacha apne papa se: papa mai ne b apni shadi per Heejrey nachane hain…
Sardar college ki ladki se bola
Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi…
Naiki ek maa bachy ko gaod men
%NAIKI% Ek maa bachy ko gaod men liye ro rahi thi wahan se ek khush…
Jo mard hamesha hansta rehta hai us
Jo mard Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hai Us mard Ko urdu zaban me ‘HANS MUKH’ Kehte…
Pati patni se kaisi sabzi banai hai
Pati patni se: kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai. Patni:(matha peet te…
1 orat coke pi rahi thi k
1 Orat Coke pi rahi thi k achanak us me se1machhar nikla or Bola’MAA..’! Orat…
Heights of escapism professor where is
HEIGHTS OF ESCAPISM: Professor- Where Is Your Assignment ?? Student- Sir, I Lost It While…
1 din tarzan ne saray kapray utar
1 Din Tarzan ne saray kapray utar diye.. Janwar usy dekh k hsnay lgay Tarzan:…
Faqeer 2 a lady sitting on bench
Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK “Hi Darling! So U…
Aurat tumhen sharam naheen aati bheek
Aurat: Tumhen sharam naheen aati bheek maangtay ho, tumhari umr kay larkay tou school jatay…
Aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli
aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do…
Trafic police wala bhuri orat say main
Trafic Police Wala Bhuri Orat Say: ‘Main kitni dyr say siti baja raha tha, app…
Admi molvi sahab pisty ka halwa zyada
Admi: Molvi Sahab Pisty ka Halwa Zyada laziz hota hy Ya Badam ka? Molvi: Mamla…
Meaning of obama o originally b born
Meaning of OBAMA O ORIGINALLY B BORN IN A AFRICA M MANAGING THE A AMERICANS…
Father 10th class ke baad ab tum
Father: 10th class ke baad ab tum kya karna chahte ho? Beta: BCA! Father: Very…
Altaf ne to baray pyar se
Altaf Ne To Baray pyar Se bola k *KARACHI* hamara hai. *faraz* @ ZOLFQAR MIRZA@…
Toyota company ne new car lanch ki
Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA. Ameer ghrano ki…