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Senior doctor junior se ward no 12
Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se: Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient Ki Kya Report…
Molvi say kisi ney poocha kiya khao
MOLVI say kisi ney Poocha, Kiya khao gay Halwa ya Murghi..? Molvi: Allah tujhe aise…
Husband agr tm india me hoti to
Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty, Wife:kya me…
1 larki raat ko film dekhnay k
1 Larki raat ko film dekhnay k baad galti se boys hostel main chali gai…
Ek mudat se meri maan nhi soyi
Ek Mudat Se Meri Maan Nhi Soyi FARAZ, Wo Kehti Hain Me So Gai Te…
Boy to girl friend koi aisi
BOY to GIRL FRIEND – Koi aisi baat kaho, jismei dukh B ho aur khushi…
Producer movie ka naam sunte hi
Producer : Movie Ka Naam Sunte Hi Sab Bache Dar Jaye Aisa Kuch Title Bataao…..
Beta ro raha tha abu ne pocha
Beta ro raha tha. Abu ne pocha Q ro rahe ho mujhe batao mein tumhara…
Teacher look at the beautiful girl
Teacher ; Look at the beautiful girl . is ko punjabi mein translate karo ….
Ek pathan ko kisi nay kaha ke
ek pathan ko kisi nay kaha ke aftari k waqt jo b Dua karo kabol…
A joke only for engineers once
A Joke Only For Engineers Once A ‘Constant’ n ‘e^x’ Were Standing, They Saw A…
Ek ladki thi deewani si mobile
Ek ladki thi deewani si Mobile le kar chalti thi Nazrain jhuka ke Sharma ke!!!…
On a cigarette shop board a
On a Cigarette shop board. ‘A man who loves a girl truely,will one day love…
Girl na dekh hasino ko azab hoga
Girl, Na dekh Hasino ko Azab Hoga Tu B ek din kisi Hasina ka Bap…
Jb sheeshy k bartan phoot jayen to
Jb Sheeshy K Bartan PHOOT Jayen To Aawaaz Aati Hy ‘CHUNNN’ Jb Bachon K Ghubaary…
Lazy boy papa 1 glas paani de
LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de do, Papa:Khud uth k pi lo Boy:Plz de…
1 admi apny dost sy tera bhai
1 Admi Apny Dost Sy: Tera Bhai Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rha Hy? Dost: 1…
Beta papa aj meri mis ny aisa
Beta: Papa aj meri mis ny aisa sawal pocha jis ka jawab sirf mery pas…
Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab…
Shaikh ki biwi bas b karo ye
Shaikh ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya Ab…
2 choohay darakht pe bethay thay
2 Choohay Darakht pe bethay thay. Neeche se ek Hathi guzra.. Ek Chooha hathi pe…
Samandr k kinare betha krookoi na koi
samandr k kinare betha kroo,koi na koi lehar to aye gi,kismat na badli to kaya…
bhul gae ya bhulana chahty ho
*’* Bhul Gae Ya Bhulana Chahty Ho, *’* Door Kar Dia Ya Jana Chahty Ho,…
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na…
Ek pagal aadmi bahut der se chand
Ek Pagal Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha Aur Thodi Der Baad…
Pathan ki biwi ajj hum ne aisa
Pathan ki biwi: ajj hum ne aisa khana pakaya hai k tum khush ho jayega!!…
Jin admi sy kya hukm hy mery
JIN admi sy: Kya hukm hy mery aqa Admi: mere lye ‘sheela’ sy shadi ka…
Aik molve bis main betha tha tu
AIK MOLVE BIS MAIN BETHA THA TU PECHAY SET PIR PIR AIK AURAT APNAY BETHAY…
I was cking murgi when i added
I was còòking murgi, when i added Hara dhaniya in it, murgi stand up &…
Main umar bhar jis larki ko chahta
Main umar bhar jis larki ko chahta raha. Aaj us k bachy mujhse kahty hain?…
Najoumi larkay ka haath dekh ker bolabeta
Najoumi: Larkay ka Haath Dekh ker Bola:’Beta Tum Bohat Parhoge’ Larka: ‘Baghairt,Parh To Main 5…
Uski ankhon me lagta tha k pyar
Uski ankhon me lagta tha k pyar ka nasha hay ‘Farzana Wo to baad me…
2 marasi janazy ko tezi se le
2 Marasi janazy ko tezi se le kr qabron k oopr se guzr rahy thy…
Wt is the difference bw obama
Wt is the difference b/w obama & osama? One has no birth certificate & the…
3 poltri forms ki inspection ho rhi
3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rhi thi Inspector:Tum Choozoñ ko kya dety ho pthan:Bajra…
Bhang ka aik glass dimagh ko 3
Bhang ka aik glass dimagh ko 3 ghante tak A.C k barabr thandak pohncha skta…
Cutiest proposal prep clas kids boyoye tu
Cutiest Proposal: Prep Clas Kids; Boy:Oye Tu Mele Shath Shadi Kale Gi? Girl:Nhi Boy:Pleesh girl;Naee…
Breaking news islamabad rawalpindi mein waqfe
*BREAKING NEWS* Islamabad Rawalpindi Mein Waqfe Waqfe Se Baarish Mausam Khushgawar , …Karachi Mein Waqfe…
1 dafa hathi beemar ho kr hospital
1 dafa 1 hathi beemar ho kr hospital mein dakhil ho gya. 2sry hathi us…
Love affairssomething like cricket where one day internationals
Love affairs:Something like cricket, where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test
A student called up his physics professor
A Student Called Up His Physics Professor.. His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said…
Aik kanjoos admi ne apne bachon se
Aik kanjoos admi ne apne bachon se kaha. “jo raat ka khana nahi khaye ga…
Aik saradar ki watch kharab hogai
Aik SARADAR ki WATCH kharab Hogai, WATCH ko Khola To, Andar MACHAR mara Para Tha,…
Cycle wale nay 1 admi ko takkar
Cycle wale nay 1 Admi ko takkar mar di.. Aur bola_Aap bahut lucky ho.’ Aadmi_wo…
Boy was sitting in a park behind
Boy Was Sitting In A Park Behind A Tree With His Girl-Friend Old Man Came:…
Apna to kuch andaz he nirala hai
Apna to kuch andaz he nirala hai Jani, . . . Bachi K Liye ‘KFC…
Ramzan mai sab shetan band kar dey
Ramzan mai sab shetan band kar dey jatey heen.Bas ak shetan band nahi hota .us…
Girl to his boy frierndkya tum meray
Girl to his boy friernd:kya tum meray leay chand tare tor kar la saktay ho…
Boyfriend i love you could die for
Boyfriend: I Love You, I Could Die For You. Girlfriend: Awwwww, Sho Shweeet ? ?…
nikley hum dunia ki bheer main
*’* Nikley Hum Dunia Ki Bheer Main Tu Pata Chala, MUHSIN, K Her Wo Shakhs…
Aaj achanak hath pe ek aansu gira
Aaj Achanak Hath Pe Ek Aansu Gira, Maine Us Se Pucha: Aye Aansu Tum Kyun…
1 maa ki request ha plz ignor
1 Maa ki request ha plz ignor mt krna Free pckge ha to itna phelao…
Just imagine for a while youre a
Just Imagine For A While, You’re a Handsome Boy… . . . . HA HA…
Girl friends are like mobile phone whenever
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u…
Tujhy tery paida karny waly ki qasam
Tujhy tery paida karny waly ki qasam Ay dengue. ¤machar¤ . . . bas 1…
Samandar mein gehrai ki tarah piyar
Samandar mein “Gehrai†ki tarah Piyar men “Judai†ki tarah Khuda kare Aap ki Gril…
Aik sheikh nay mithai ki dukan kholi
Aik Sheikh nay Mithai ki Dukan kholi. Dukan k Bahar ishtahar Lagaya. ‘aik adad Mulazim…
1 larka pee k aaya dad se
1 larka Pee k aaya, Dad se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne…
Pappu jahaz me khra ho k zor
Pappu jahaz me khra ho k zor se chilaya ‘HIJACK’ Sab preshan ho gye Lrky…
Ek chor ki faryad night packeges
Ek Chor Ki Faryad.. Night Packeges Ne To Humein Bhuka Maar Diya Hai ‘Faraz’ Jis…
Kisi ka hath thaam kar chorna nahi
Kisi ka hath thaam kar chorna nahi Wada kisi se karo to torna nahi Koi…
Admi mujhay dog food lena hai sales
Admi: Mujhay Dog Food lena hai. Sales Girl: Kya apke pas Kutta hai? Admi: Hn…
Gf promice karo ke mujhy kabi kis
G.F promice karo ke mujhy kabi kis ke liye majboor nahi karo ge B.F sister…
Larka dil ruba larki balance bhijwa
Larka: ‘Dil ruba.’ Larki: ‘Balance bhijwa.’ Larka: ‘Paisay nahi.’ Larki: ‘Kaisay nahi?’ Larka: ‘Mehangai hai.’…
Its been a rough dayi got up
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button…
Ek aurat ne cinema phone kr k
Ek Aurat ne Cinema phone kr k Manager se pucha: Konsi Film chal rahi hai?…
Pappu papa g maa k aansuon or
PAPPU: Papa G, Maa K Aansuon Or Biwi K Aansoun Mai Kiya Farq Hai..? Father:…
Yar plz try 2 undrstand n dnt
yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt…
Boy janeman tute huye dil se
Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi….
Muje to express news walo sa dar
Muje to Express News Walo sa dar lagta hai. ‘ FARAZ’ Kehte Hain: . …..
Girl demnded for ice cream boyfrnd
Girl Demnded For Ice Cream Boyfrnd Purchased it Girl: Thanks Boy: Only Thanks? Girl: You…
Pakistan ka qaumi phal sabr phal
Pakistan ka Qaumi Phal: Sabr ka Phal. Qaumi Libas: Half Shirt and Half Shalwar. Qaumi…
Mareez doctor saab mujhe bhool janay ki
Mareez: ‘Doctor Saab, mujhe bhool janay ki bemari hai’ Doctor: ‘Aap ko ye bemari kab…
Arz kia hai khushiyan milen tumhen qadam
Arz Kia Hai.. Khushiyan Milen Tumhen Qadam Ba Qadam, Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam! Bura…
1 khusra elections mein vote magty hue
1 khusra elections mein vote magty hue: Main yaqeen dilata hn agar hum kamyab huy…
Teacher y r u late all ur
TEACHER: Y R U LATE??? ALL UR CLASSMATES CAME TO CLASS ON TIME??? STUDENT: JHUND…
Sign board out side of a repairing
Sign board out side of a repairing shop… ‘We can repair anything from calculator to…
Ek murgha murgi k peche bhag raha
Ek Murgha Murgi k peche bhag raha tha k Train Accident se murgi mar gai.To…
Dhoom 3 john and hritik are on
DHOOM- 3: John and Hritik are on BIKE with speed of 2000 km /hr ….
Pakistani k lea sher h suno pahle
PAKISTANI K LEA SHER H SUNO…. PAHLE THA PAKISTAN KA NARA K PAKISTAN ZINDABAD… AB…
Marasi putra menu uthay dafnai jithay har
Marasi: Putra menu uthay dafnai jithay har welay loki aanday janday rya karan. Puttar: Aba…
Zindagi m 6 chezon ka koi time
Zindagi m 6 chezon ka koi time nhi 1- PIYAR 2- DOSTI 3- DOLAT 4-…
Ek larka or larki aapas main bhut
Ek larka or larki aapas main bhut piyar karty thy ek din larki k bap…
Ek admi bakriyan chara rha tha
Ek Admi bakriyan chara rha tha Mitho0:ye bakrian kahan le ja rhe ho? Admi guse…