Category: Jokes SMS

Larki: Baba G! Dua karein meri Kisi samajdaar aadmi sy shadi ho jaye…. : :…

December ki wo sham lota do. Wo alfaz wo barish ka ehsas lota do. Phir…

ye ek drawni kahani hai agar himmat hai tu parna ek dafa ek bhayanak budha…

NoKrani Se Bartan Toot Gaya. MalKin Ne Kaha: haramzadi Ye Kya Kia Tu Ne? Bacha:…

‘Aakhon me noor hai’ ‘Chehre pe surour hai’ ‘Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de…

Urdu TEACHER Btao ye konsa ZAMANA hai? Main Naach raha hon Tum Naach rhe ho…

~ Solid Beizzztii ~ Boy: You Are My Drug Girl: Ahaaan, So You Are Addicted…

Newton’s 5th Law;Jb ap Maseet me nmaz prne jate henIf U put ur jutti in…

Urdu bhi kesi ajeeb zuban hai..!! Agar Ghari kharab ho to kehte hain k ‘BAND’…

master sab ne parhate howe 1 larke sy sawal pocha larka jawab na dy ska…

Zardari Ka Kutta Zardari Se Rooth Gaya, Ja Ke Gandey Naley Me Kood Gaya, Doobte…

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.. Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum…

Height Of Praise: A Negro Telling His Negress Girlfriend On A Dark Cloudy Morning ….

When a girl loves a boy, No one knows except the girl. . , ….

GirlFrnd & boyfriend in park: Promise Karo K MujH Kabhi Touch oR Kiss K Liye…

Pakistan Se Zyada Talent Aur Kahan H0ga..? ~[)0st~ Yahan K Larke Larkiyan T0 Aankhen Bnd…

Height Of ‘Oohh Shit’ A Boy Throws A Luv Letter To A Girl But It…

1 Kaali African larki ko jaadugar ne jadu se Par laga diye. Larki khush ho…

irl: Papa insan kahan se aaya? Papa: Allah ne adam aur hawa banaye, unke bache…

Girl: (Doctor se): Meri skin boht soft, mulayam, or sensitive hai or rang b boht…

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha tha us ki maan keh rahi thi melay…

This is very old story aik banda bohat gareeb tha us kai 5 bache the…

Agar chote bache ke pait main keere ho jayen to bache ko pamper main biscuit…

Doctor Sheikh K Peechy Bhag Raha ThaLogon Ne Pocha;Kya HoaDoctor:4 Bar Aisa HuaHe Dimaagh K…

Dil chahta hai, Chori Karon, Jhoot bolon. Sharab piyon, Rishwat khaon, Qatal karon, Or Jail…

Larki:_Ammi Ammi ye prosi ka larka mujhe bar bar kiss kar k bhag jata hai,…

1 larki k ghar barat i us larki ne 1 tota paal rakha tha Barat…

Mohabat karne walon ko inkaar acha nhe lagta Duniya walo ko ye ikrar acha nhe…

Mery dant mai keera tha Doctr ny kha kuch din sirf chae & rass khao…

Paindu lovers ka izhar e mohabbat… Larka: Jameela menu pata ni ki ho gaya a,…

Boy: ‘Excuse me Girl: Jee Boy: ‘Aap ko mene kahin dekha hai. Girl: Ji bilkul…

Woh na mili to uski yaadon k saharay jee lengai, warna Uski shadi me jaa…

GIRL: I want to end our relationship. I’m going 2 return u everything u gave…

Machher Apny Potay Se: Humary Zamany Me Khoon Chosna Itna Aasan Nahi Hota Tha Pota:…

Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen. Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti…

1 Paindu Ki Shadi Par Sab Paindu Hi Aye Howe Thay. Khana Start Howa To…

Father: if u pass in exams,i’ll gift u 1 cycle. Son: if i fail? Fathr:…

Heer-Ranjha Ranjha: main tumhary pyar me barbad ho gya,ruswa ho gya, zalil-o-khwar ho gya. Heer:…

Ap logo se munni ka sawal jo munni tarap k ap se pochti he? ….

Agar koi KHAN Sahb Apko Dekh k Muskuraye To iska kya Matlab Hai..? ? ?…

LARKI or SMS dono Ek jaise hote hain? Wo kaise . . . . ….

Sorry kuch din se apko SMS nahi ker saka Drasal POLICE ne pakar lia tha…

yaad kro woh din jb ap ne shalwar utari our ultay let gaye or thora…

At a bus stand in Lahore, An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a…

1 American, 1 Chinese aur 1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye. Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To…

Momo: Baat Sunain Mehmood Mehmood : Aray Mubarak Ho! Tum Ne Mera Naam Theek Lia…

saas: aj sy tm mujy ami or apny susar ko abu kaho gi.Bahu g samj…

Arz kia hay…… Jab bhe mehboob k ghar k pas se guzarta hoo . ….

Drinkers Gang: Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi…

Boy To Girl : Will you marry me . . .? (Girl remains silent…) Boy…

Technological Mistake in punjabi couple; Late night, Boy drops the girl at her home on…

A girl asked Nargis: Anti ap k pas car,bangla or itna zaida bank balnce hai…

Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke…

Ek Aadmi Library gaya aur KHUD’KUSHI par Book maangi. Librarian ne aik nazar usay dekha…

2 guys were following 2 girls Both girls took rakhi & tied to their hands….

Yeh sulagata jism, . . Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, . . Yeh Thartharata hua badan,…

Thappar Se Dar Nahi Lagta SAHAB… . . . . . . . . MACHAR…

Girle in mariage party: xcuse me!kia ap meray chahray se 1 cheez hta saktay hain…

police wala ek student ko pakr leta hy STUDENT:sir me student hoo mujy chor do…

2 sheikh hotel mein ik dosry ko milay. 4 din k baad dono mer gay,…

In exam hall a girl askd a boy: ‘Mujhe bs is answer ki starting bta…

china cricket q nai khelta?? . . . . . q k technical problem ha….

Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya . . . . . ….

2006 Main Shops Main Notice Likha Hota Tha, “Udhar Band Hai Kashmir Aazad Hone Tak”…

1 sheikh ghar k liye hr saal sirf 1kg ghee khredta. subha nasty m sab…

Shaadi ke pehle – Ek Duje Ke Liye Shaadi ke baad – Sirf Bachcho Ke…

GirL: Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho Tm din mei…

Girl:- Teri meri meri teri prem kahani h mushkil 2 lafzo me ye bayan na…

Fakeerni: Babuji 1 Rupya de de 3 din se bhuki hu, Babuji: 3 din se…

Whenever You Feel Sad ! Think Of Me And Say ‘ He ‘ Is so…

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face n he got a mark of lipstick Teacher-oh…

Agar Koi Tumhe’n Kahe . . . ‘0ye Insan Bano’ . . Tou . ….

‘!”!__!”!.*.*. ! APPY !.*.*.* !__!”!__!.*.*. *.*.*.Bila Waja Day.*.*.*

Bohat Afsos Horaha Hai. 🙁 . . . Un Larke Larkion Py Jo Bichare..:( ….

Class room mein Urdu Grammer ki class ho rhi thi Teacher: ‘Umer ko aurton mein…

Husband drinking wine and said: tum kon ho? Bivi: pagal ho gaye kiya?Apni Biwi ko…

He Cam I Ignord him He Smild I kpt Quiet He begn 2 Speak I…

Sherni ne haathi k ghr se aaya hua rishta thukra diya Wo kiun? Tum so…

pathan to shopkeeper: ‘Easy Load he?’ shopkeeper:ji han janab, pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo….

aik admi ghabraya hoa doctor ke pas aya,kehne laga.doctor sahab gazab ho gya humare Bachey…

Doctor charsi Se Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai. . . ….

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is…

*. . .Memon Apne Bete Se: Beta Kia Kar Rahe Ho…??? Beta: Kuch Nai Papa……

*’* 2 Hamshakl Jurwan Bachy Sakht Sardi k Mosam M Apne kamre M bethy Thy,…

Top2 Larkian Ek dosray ko gift krti hain Flower Perfume Necklece Ring Larky Ek dosray…

Dr:- Parchi pay aisa kia likhtay hain jo sirf medical-store walay he samajh patay hain..?…

DOST:meri biwi boht achi hai? mujhe pani garam kar k deti haiDOSRA DOST:nahanay k liya”pehla…

Un-married hone ka sab se bara faida kya hai ?? . . Think . ….