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Jokes SMS
Height of cruelty throwing ur girlfriend
Height Of Cruelty: Throwing Ur Girlfriend ; Out of D Window & Shouting: . …….
Major rohail sara din tume sms send
Major Rohail: Sara din tume SMS send krne k elava koi ur Kaam b aata…
Beth kar tanha ye sochta hun
Beth kar tanha ye sochta hun wasi Khatam ho gaya saal magar larki koi na…
3 chipkaliyan diwar per jaa rahi thi
3 chipkaliyan diwar per jaa rahi thi. Ek ne gana sunaya. Baqi 2 gir gaen!…
Gaoon mey shadi k mokey per 1
GAOON MEY SHADI K MOKEY PER 1 KHATOON PAROSAN SE CHARPAI MAANGNEY GAEE, PAROSAN NE…
Agar punjab ki larkiyan papitay bechten to
Agar :punjab’ ki larkiyan papitay bechten to larkon ko buhat faida hota, Kun k larkiyon…
Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja
Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then Sheikh: Kahan ja rahi ho or…
Girl hi baby boy my
girl: hi baby! 🙂 boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy:…
Ek maa bache ko goud me liye
Ek Maa Bache ko Goud me Liye Ro rahi thi wahan se 1 Khush Posh…
No jawan nasal ke liye kuch ehem advises
No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye Kuch Ehem Advises: 1. Khud ko Mobile main itna na Mashghool…
Ek lerki ikhry baal ura haal
“Ek Lerki… ßikhry baal ßura haal nange paer raat me Akele bhag rhi thi cheekhti…
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye jab 10 dino mein khujli…
Momsmi report key mutabak aaj rat
momsmi report key mutabak aaj rat aasman sey garaj chamk key sath gulab jaman barfi…
Son papa aap jese mujhe maarte ho
Son: Papa aap jese mujhe maarte ho wese dada bhi aap ko marte the…? Dad:…
1 pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga! 
Sardar kisi larki ghar rishta ly kar
Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti…
Ek couple car main drive kar rahe
ek couple ek car main drive kar rahe they, achanak ek donkey un k rastey…
1 shadi me jin aa gya jin
1 Shadi me JIN aa gya Jin ko dekhte hi Larkiyo ki Chikhen nikal gayen…
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke jaan
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke “Jaan bi maango to hazir hay †Aaj apni…
Principal why are you late all your
Principal: Why are you late?…. All your Classmates came to class in time…..! Student: ‘jhund…
Yar baat sun ek adress tou
Yar baat Sun.. Ek adress tou btaO? Jee? Daal salay ko Gaari main 😀 (‘;’)/…
What is invisible romance chris gayle
What is Invisible Romance? Chris Gayle giving a black rose to Serena Williams on a…
Important notice to keep up with the
Important Notice! To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain in Power, The…
itni badtameez larki main ne zindagi
*. .Itni badtameez larki Main ne zindagi me nahi dekhi Jo sab k samne Mere…
Aik admi bhagta hua bus me charha
Aik Admi Bhagta Hua Bus Me Charha Or Zor Se Chillaya, Khabardar Koi Apny Jgha…
Biwi mere khyal me humari beti se
Biwi: Mere Khyal me Humari Beti se kisi ko mhbt ho gayi hai, Husband: Tum…
Important elan ab apki zakatfitranaaur sadqat bhi
Important Elan!!!! Ab apki zakat,fitrana,aur sadqat bhi ghair mehfoz ho chuky hain logo Kion k…
Mother beta apny lye ik naik
Mother: Beta apny lye ik naik larki talash karo namazi ho perhezgar pardy dar naik…
Ek admi bahut zyada sochta tha 2nd
EK ADMI BAHUT ZYADA SOCHTA THA. 2nd admi ne us se pocha itna q sochte…
Pakistani police mtrcycle wala sir g
Pakistani Police MtrCycle Wala: Sir G’ Mery kaghzat to pury hen Phr CHALLAN kyo.? Police:…
The latest slogn of boys pakistan is
The latest slogn of boys: Pakistan is our nation Girls are our Destination Dating is…
Kaise tu ne mera dil tora hy
Kaise tu ne mera dil tora hy, Kya tere haath me hathora hy?, Sawaar ho…
Pakistan mushkilat mein kyun hau kyun
Pakistan Mushkilat mein kyun hau? Kyun k Aabadi=16 crore Jis m say 4 crore Retire,…
always smile hanso jiyo muskurao
*’* ALWAYS SMILE *’* Hanso, Jiyo, Muskurao, Khush rho, Kya Pata ??? Kal Apki Mujh…
1st pathan o yara bike kyun taiz
?1st Pathan: O Yara! Bike Kyun Taiz Kar Di?? 2nd Pathan: Break Fail Ho Gaya…
Pathan miss hamare ghar munna anay wala
PATHAN: Miss Hamare Ghar Munna Anay Wala Hai Miss: Tumhe Kse Pata? PATHAN: Jab Phichli…
Bachy 1 lrki ko ghaseet k schol
Bachy 1 Lrki Ko Ghaseet K schol Ly Ja Rhy Thy 1 Bzurg Bole: Isko…
Most used alphabet a does not
Most used alphabet ‘A’ does not appear in the spelling from 1 to 999!!!! ….
Beggar sahib 10 rupe de do coffee
Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai. Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to…
B0y mera dil mobile hy or tm
B0y: Mera dil mobile hy or tm uski sim Girl: ek bat puchun? Boy: Han…
3 chipkalyan deewar par ja rahi thi
3 CHIPKALYAN Deewar Par Ja Rahi Thi, Ek Ne GANA Sunaya, Baqi Do GIR GAEEN!…
Youn to hai hum mein bohat deendaari
YOun to hai hum mein bohat ‘DeenDaari’ Magar jahan dekhi koi ‘Bachi Pyari’ Bas Waheen…
1 bacha zong k office ja kar
1 bacha zong k office ja kar larki ko I LOVE U kehta hai, LARKI:…
Dear radio we want to
Dear Radio , We Want To Hear Music Not Two Idiots Talking =P Sincerely, Every…
New pakistani team for world cup 2011
New Pakistani Team for world cup 2011 Coach Khuwab aalam. Team 1. Imran faqeer 2….
This message was sent exclusively for the
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent…
Ladysaari may agar ek bhi suraakh dikhato
LADY:Saari may agar ek bhi suraakh dikha,to saari wapis kar dun gi. DUKANDAAR: madam Ji,…
2 friends saw a lion 1st climb
2 Friends Saw a LiOn, 1st Climb Up the tree, 2nd Lay DOwn &Held His…
Mehengai k is dour me apne ghar
Mehengai k Is Dour Me Apne Ghar ka Khuwab Ab Haqeeqat! . Karachi k Pur…
2 aurton ko 20 saal ki saza
2 AurtOn kO 20 Saal ki Saza mli: 20 Saal Ek 7 Jail mein Guzarne…
Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota
Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota, Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi…
1 shrabi apne ghar ka tala khol
1 Shrabi Apne Ghar Ka Tala Khol rha Tha par Hath Kanp Rahe Thy Parosi…
Girl muje kyun dekh rahy ho
Girl : Muje kyun dekh rahy ho ? tumhari koi bahen nahi ha kya Boy…
Ajab shaks ho tm ajeeb mizaj rakhte
Ajab shaks ho tm Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho, Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho….
Socha tha parh likh k pilot banain
‘Socha tha parh likh k Pilot banain gay’ ¤¤ Dost ¤¤ ‘Charas ka sutta kia…
happy cooking recepe 1 murgi
‘ HAPPY COOKING ‘ ””’RECEPE””’ 1 Murgi Ko Qatal Kren, . Oil Me Usy Ghusal…
Teacher tum sab ne body guard film
Teacher: Tum sab ne ”Body Guard” film dekh kr kia sekha ? . . ….
Employee i need salary increment 3
EmplOyee: I Need Salary Increment.. 3 Other Companies Are After Me. Boss: Really? Which Three?…
Agar honey bee us chali jaye toh
Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali Jaye Toh Usse Kya Kahenge? . . . . ….
1 larka dosre larke se yaar
1 larka dosre larke se: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy!…
Jab kissi par bura waqt ata hai
Jab kissi par BURA WAQT ata hai to us k ghar wale aur us k…
Meaning of pakistan in 2008 p
Meaning of Pakistan in 2008 P = Petrol 68.89 A = Aata 26 rs kg…
Faqir kuch khana dedo admi tamatr khao
Faqir: Kuch Khana Dedo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Roti dedo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Tamatr…
Aladdin ka chiragh mila me ne
Aladdin ka chiragh mila! Me ne jin se bola: Mery sb frndz ka dimagh 10guna…
O level school k bachay minar e pakistan top
O Level School k bachay Minar-e-Pakistan k top pe: Wow man,wt a gr8, kool view…
A pig fell in luv with a
A pig fell in luv with a chicken. Chicken kissed pig’s hand. Nxt day, pig…
Aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati
aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay…
Son papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan
Son- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote hain to shaadi kyon karte hain….
Johny johny yes papa job in textile
Johny johny yes papa… Job in textile yes papa… Lot of tension yes papa… Too…
Na jane wo hum se kya chupati
Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi Kuch tha us k honto men magar…
Pata hy gabbar ne thakur k haath
Pata hy GABBAR ne thakur k haath Q kaate thay.?? ? ? Q ? socho?…
Girls college k bahar blast ke baad
Girls college k bahar blast ke baad Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se: jab BOMB gira’ to…
Pakistan win the icc cricket world cup2011
PAKISTAN WIN THE ICC CRICKET WORLD CUP2011 CAPTAINCY OF BOOM BOOM AFRIDI, . . ….
1 machhar ne admi ko din me
1 machhar ne 1 admi ko din me kata, Admi:- tum tu raat ko kat’te…
Cutest proposal by a nursery class boy
Cutest proposal by a nursery class boy: Kya tu meleko apna addresh degi?? …Girl-Pal kyu??…
Machar ka bacha pehli bar urha jab
Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha. Jab Wo Wapis Aya To Us K Baap Ny…
Masjid main abhi elaan hua k
Masjid main abhi elaan hua k . Hazraat jery banday bachy labban gay ny wapis…
Beta ro raha thabap ney pucha keya
Beta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he bata do….
Aik larka apni girl friend se dat
Aik larka apni Girl friend se dat par milne gaya to larke ne socha kiyoo…
Kon kehta ha latakne se qadd lamba
Kon Kehta Ha Latakne Se Qadd Lamba Hota Hai, ‘Doctor’ Agar AiSa hota To Bandar…
Pota daadi aap kya tv par aati
Pota: Daadi aap kya TV par aati hain?? Daadi: nai beta..!! Pota: To phir ami…
Ye magic winters me krne ka hai
Ye magic winters me krne ka hai 1glas me thnda pani lain or usy apny…
Girlhum kahanja rahe hainboylong drive pegirlwow pehleq
Girl:Hum KahanJa Rahe Hain?Boy:Long Drive Pe!Girl:Wow! PehleQ NahiBtaya?Boy:Muje B AbiPta Chla HePoocho Kese?Girl:Kese?Boy:Break NhiLag Rhi…@