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Jokes SMS
Techer dunya k phly insan ki nationalty
Techer: Dunya k phly insan ki nationalty kya thiPapu: PakistaniTecher:Wo kaise?Papu:Us k pas ghar bhi…
Mom kyn ro rhe ho beta
Mom: kyn ro rhe ho? beta: keel lgatay hoay hathhori papa k hath pe lag…
Morning voices uk hi dear usa good morning china mehow
Morning voices UK:-Hi dear USA:-good morning CHINA:-mehow Japan:-shanhow Italy:-manichi India:-namastay France:-sanchay In Pakistan:-uth khanjara 9…
Sardar2 pandit ye sar pe choti kyo
Sardar2 pandit: ye sar pe choti kyo? pandit: ye ANTENNA he,isse ache vichar ate he…
Dad exam ki tayari ho gayi puttar
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ? sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA,…
Sher likha jata hy parha suna he
Sher likha jata hy Parha jata hy Suna jata he Kaha jata hy Lekin jb…
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: ‘aaj sey tum he meri…
Baap beta jab koi buzurg khara
Baap : beta Jab koi Buzurg khara Ho to apni Jaga usay Baithnay k liye…
A typical indian pakistani scenario girl
A Typical Indian / Pakistani Scenario: A Girl Loves A Boy, No One Knows Except…
Dentist ki beti aaj bhi tum
Dentist ki beti: Aaj bhi tum ne Papa se hamari shadi ki baat nahi ki?…
Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola
Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola: Naam bol? Lrka- ‘Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Swami’ Police (book…
2 lovers in kfc larka kia khao
2 Lovers In K.F.C, Larka: Kia Khao Gi Jan? Larki: ‘Samosay’ Mangwalo Moral: Or Phasao…
Muslim ladyassalamo alikum molviyeh jannat main jayegi
Muslim lady:Assalamo alikum! Molvi:yeh jannat main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christan…
Law of conservation knowledge no matter
LAW OF CONSERVATION OF KNOWLEDGE ‘No Matter How Long The Lecture …May Be, The Knowledge…
Heerranjhay semain tumharay ishq mein barbad ho
Heer….Ranjhay se: ‘Main tumharay ishq mein barbad ho gaiRuswa ho gaiZaleel-o-khuwar ho gai’ Ranjha: ‘Te…
2010 ki kahani by yali aik dafa
2010 KI KAHANI BY Y.ALI AIK DAFA AIK LARKA JUNGLE MAIN LAKDYAN KAT RAHA THA…
Phool wala sahab ye phol apni girl
Phool wala: Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyen Admi: meri koi girl…
Golden opportunities 1 internet email
‘GOLDEN OPPORTUNITIES’ 1) INTERNET & EMAIL WORLD WIDE MARKETING SERVICE FOR YOUR DESIRED COUNTRY OR…
Doctor aapki biwi sirf 5 ghante ki
Doctor -aapki Biwi sirf 5 ghante ki mehmaan hai Husband – koi baat ni Doctor…
Talibaan ko sirf ek hi gana ata
TALIBAAN KO SIRF EK HI GANA ATA HAI FARAZ ‘AA KHUSHI SAY KHUD KUSHI KR…
Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi
Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi. rat ho gai Dulhan: aj hmari suhag raat…
Dedicated 2 all youngsters when sum1
Dedicated 2 All Youngsters: . When Sum1 Is Flirting Wid U, . . . ….
A japanese came to india he took
A japanese came to INDIA… He took an autto to go to the airport on…
Mujhe abhi yeh sms apne ek dost
Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main…
Lafanga crow once there was a
Lafanga Crow Once there was a crow, Pind vich renda c o, 1 din taali…
A mans silence can break womans
a man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into thousand of pieces…….while a woman’s silence…
Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar how
MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar- How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People…
Beti ammi agr tum ne meri shadi
BETi= Ammi Agr Tum Ne Meri SHADi Ki Baat Ki T0 Ghar Se BHAG Jaun…
Akbaranarkali tuje kia chahiye taj ya
Akbar:Anarkali tuje kia chahiye Taj ya Takht. Jahapanah muje na hi taj chaiye na takht…
Ek larka hota hy us ko musician
Ek Larka Hota Hy Us Ko Musician Ban’ne Ka Bht Shauq Hota Hy. Wo Apni…
ek ladki class me gana ga
*. .Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi O ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch…
Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain
Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ? Pathan Ans. Mard Q k Mardon Main UMar…
Suna hai jangalon ka bhi koi
Suna Hai Jangalon Ka Bhi Koi Dastur Hota Hai Suna Hai Sherr Ka Jab Pait…
night packages ne to hmen bhooka
*’* Night Packages Ne To Hmen Bhooka Maar Diya Hai, *’* FARAZ *’* *’* Jis…
Ek shaer gorbat ki wajh sy dakoo
EK SHAER GORBAT KI WAJH SY DAKOO BAN GAYA OR EK BANK LOTNY GAYA OR:ARZ…
You cant tap your back for a
You can’t tap your back for a job well done. You can’t hug yourself for…
jis sy anchal b nhi sar
*’* Jis Sy Anchal B Nhi Sar Ka Sambhala Jata, *’* FARAZ *’* *’* Us…
Judge tum teesri bar adalat me aa
Judge: Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me Aa Rahe Ho ,Tumhe Shram Nahi Aati? Sardar:- Oh…
1 bacha muskurate hue paida hua
1 bacha muskurate hue paida hua. Nurse: Q hans rahe ho? Bache ne muthi kholi…
A boy went to buy talking parrot
A boy went to buy talking parrot Boy: main kasa lagta hon? Parot: begairat lagtay…
Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish
Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai??? Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81, 5…
Sadqa denay say har balaa tal jaati
Sadqa Denay Say Har Balaa Tal Jaati Hai… . . . .. . . ….
wese main keh raha tha k
/(”,) Wese main Keh Raha Tha K Agr Larkiyo K Numbr Hon To Send Karo…
Garma garm biryani ki daig srf aap
Garma Garm Biryani ki daig srf aap k lye \___ _) \ (_ / ??’?’…
Girl 1 im in love girl2 whos
Girl 1: I’m in love. Girl2: who’s he? Girl3: kia karta he? Girl4: dikhnay main…
Doctor to injured patient jab car aik
Doctor to Injured Patient: Jab Car Aik aurat chala rahi thi to tumko road se…
Aj eyes day hy k0nsa s0ng meri
Aj eyes day hy. K0nsa s0ng meri ankh0n k sath sajay ga_? 1.Tere must must…
Daughter im in love with neighbour so
Daughter: Im In Love With Neighbour, So I’m Running Away With Him Dad: Thx Dear…
Hard disk girls she remembers everything foreverram
Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you…
Larki hakeem se hakeem saab main jub
Larki hakeem se: Hakeem saab main jub bhi koi sexy pic dekhti hoon, mere nipples…
3 habshi dost ikathy ja rahay the
3 habshi dost ikathy ja rahay the k achank 1 pari i or kaha k…
I cant understand why people are frightened
I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old…
Factory ka mazdur boss se sir
Factory Ka Mazdur Boss Se: ‘Sir Mere Ghar 12wan Bacha Peda Hua Hai Meri Sallery…
Bacha mene hathi k samne 12 apple
Bacha: Mene Hathi K Samne 12 Apple Rakhe Usne 11 Khaye Aik Q Nhi Khaya?…
Boy mom aaj mera dost ghar aa
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai…. ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de….
Lagta hai sms k liye ab application
Lagta Hai SMS K liye Ab Application Likhni Paregi. ?? Theek Hai Ye Bhi Karlete…
An airline introduced a special package for
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Businessman. Buy Your Ticket Get Your Wife’s Ticket…
Arz kia hai na chicken tikka
Arz kia hai. Na chicken tikka na boti tikka . Only . Dhinka chikka, dhinka…
Asslam o alikum aaj ki taza khabar
Asslam-O-Alikum Aaj Ki Taza Khabar… – – – – – – – – – –…
Well come to wwwlovecom type password
WELL COME To. www.love.com Type password **** Processing… Sorry! Aap ki payar karny ki umar…
Girl es dress ki kya price hy
Girl: Es dress ki kya price hy? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss Girl: Aur os dress…
Lrka apni girl friend se meri bachi
Lrka apni Girl Friend se: Meri Bachi Meri shonu Meri Gurya Mujh Se Shadi Kro…
Altaaf hussain jb schol gya to maths
Altaaf Hussain jb schol gya to maths teachr ne pocha: Mere paas 4 apples hain,…
What is winning attitude 3 ants
WhAT is winning ATTITUDE? 3 ants saw an elephant cming. Ant 1: v vil kill…
B0y tum kese paida hui girl
B0Y: Tum Kese Paida Hui? GIRL: Opretion Se. oR Tum Kese Huay? B0Y: Khof Se….
Any party which takes credit for the
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents…
maan beta america s mery lye
*’* MAAN. beta america s mery lye jawan hone ki dawai bhejna. Bete n america…
Teachr konsa parinda sub se tez urta
Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai? Student: Haathi! Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia…
7 amazing facts 1india me 95
7 AMAZING FACTS 1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete 2:U.K me ab tk jurwa…
M0m0 to imran khan main tujhay
M0m0 to imran khan: main tujhay iss saal wo don gi pervaiz. Imran khan: woh…
Crickt stadium me 1 lrki ne face
Crickt stadium me 1 lrki ne face pr flag bnaya hua tha 1 saraiki pas…
Sasur damaad se 6 saal me bachche
Sasur damaad se 6 saal me 6 bachche ye kya mazaak hai? Damaad maine aap…
Us ne moholley k 100 larko ko
Us ne moholley k 100 larko ko phansa rakha hai, Faraz. Aur hamain kehti hai,…
Boy whats ur name girl q
Boy: Whats ur name Girl: Q btaon mai tmhy ni janti. Boy: Na btao mai…
Bacha mama mujhe bhai chaiye mama
Bacha: Mama Mujhe Bhai Chaiye Mama: Beta Aap K Papa U.S.A Gae Hue Hain Wo…
Ak student ne mba ka form fill
ak student ne MBA ka form fill krty ho peon sy pocha Jnab yeh university…
Sharabi daru se tang aa gaya 3
Sharabi DARU se tang aa gaya 3 botly ye keh k tor di.. .. 1st.Teri…
Washroom songs in case of normal
Washroom Songs! In Case Of Normal: ‘Jati Hon Main Jaldi He Kia’ In Case Of…
Mom to childrenjo meri baat maney ga
Mom to Children:Jo meri baat maney ga or meray Aagay bilkul nhi boley ga me…
Dont go around saying the world owes
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing….
1 kanjoos dosray sayaaj main ney ek
1 kanjoos dosray say:Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:1000…
Mila wo ek din bhuja sa udasion
mila wo ek din bhuja bhuja sa, udasion mein rach basa sa, jo main ne…
Mehman paanchvaa orange uthate hue bola aray
Mehman paanchvaa orange uthate hue bola aray janab kiya batoon bus zara nazar kamzor ho…
Height of cruelty throwing ur girlfriend
Height Of Cruelty: Throwing Ur Girlfriend ; Out of D Window & Shouting: . …….
Major rohail sara din tume sms send
Major Rohail: Sara din tume SMS send krne k elava koi ur Kaam b aata…