Category: Jokes SMS
Jokes SMS
Boy buss stop pe larki se
Boy buss stop pe larki se . Kya main apko apke ghar drop kr don…
Buda puter ander sy mery dant
Buda puter ander sy mery Dant to lay aa Pota: Per Dada ji abi roti…
Do parties k politician behas me masroof
Do parties k Politician behas mE masroof thay, Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay…
A girl was shouting in her bedroom
A Girl Was Shouting In Her Bedroom.. Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah . . ….
Beti papa mere mobile me kisine i
Beti: Papa mere mobile me kisine ‘I Love u’ Ka msg bheja hai . ….
Kya ap lucky hoagrhan to neche sms
Kya AP LUCKY Ho? AgrHan To Neche SMS ParhoAgrNi ToNeche Mat Jana (./)/.’.) ‘^—-;’;,,/'( LUCKY…
Wifeager mein pakistan ki sab sy oonchi
wife:ager mein pakistan ki sab sy oonchi pahari pay charny mein kamyaab ho gai to…
Mirza afor apple malik bfor banana
Mirza: A=for Apple Malik: B=for Banana Mirza: bili teri maasi Malik: choha tera nana
Aise larke aur larkiyan jin k
Aise Larke Aur Larkiyan Jin K Rishtey Na Aate Hon, Ya Rishtey Reject Ho Jate…
Ek larka tha dewana sa mobile
Ek larka tha dewana sa Mobile lekr chalta tha Nazren jhuka k shrma k Mobile…
Dear girls if a guy pauses his
Dear Girls, If A Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION Just To Text You Back …..
Jo shaks apni jaib kharch se apne
‘Jo shaks apni jaib kharch se apne dost ki DAWAT krta hai, kamyabi hmesha us…
Apni naraz girlfrnd ko manany k bad
Apni Naraz Girlfrnd ko manany k bad Larka Pyar se bola: Jaan kaho to Tmhare…
Hakumat k new year 2011 par awam
Hakumat k New Year 2011 Par Awam ko Toofa: 1.AATA Band 2.GAS Band 3.BIJLI Band…
Aj ki generation bhi naabhi kal he
Aj ki generation bhi na,abhi kal he mujhay aik larki ne sms kia,likti hai………………. kuch…
Bacha dukandar se uncle rang gora krny
Bacha Dukandar se: Uncle Rang Gora Krny Wali Cream Hy Dukandar:Han Hy.Bacha: Saaly To Phir…
Foreign country daughter dad i got
Foreign Country Daughter Dad: I Got Married Yestrday I Forget To Inform U . ….
Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk
Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy Aankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab…
Aikgujarki gaaey cow masjd men ghus gai
Aik’GUJAR’Ki gaaey (cow) Masjd Men Ghus Gai Molvi Sahib Ne’GUJAR’Ki Khub Bezti Ki, ‘GUJAR’ Bola…
Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya
majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya majnu ne teen din khana nahi khaya vo…
Judgekya tum kabhi jail gaey ho chor
Judge_Kya tum kabhi jail gaey ho? Chor rotay hoay: Ji naheen hazoor! Judge_Tou iss main…
best kharidari husband ne pan
*’* BEST KHARIDARI *’* Husband Ne Pan Khareed Kar Wife Ko Khane K Liye Dia,…
A girl phoned me the other day
A girl phoned me the other day and said … “Come on over, there’s nobody…
Kitnay ghuroor main hain wo mujhay tanha
Kitnay Ghuroor Main Hain Wo Mujhay Tanha Chor K‘Faraz’ Usey Maloom Nahi Meray Paas Or…
Ek bus conducter ki shaadi ho rahi
Ek Bus Conducter ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi, Wo stage pe Sofay Pe Bethay Huay…
Agar apki girl friend pareshan hai ya
Agar apki girl friend pareshan hai Ya udas hai Ya roothi hwi ha To Ye…
Larky wale hum ko larki pasand hai
Larky wale: Hum ko larKi pasand hai shadi Kab Krni hai LarKi wale: Abi to…
Why american names are like jackson wilson
Why American Names Are Like JACKSON WILSON MARKSON ROBINSON KENSON ANDERSON DAVIDSON JEMSON JOHNSON Bcoz…
Doctr shekh k pichy bhag raha thalogon
Doctr Shekh K Pichy Bhag Raha ThaLogon N Pocha;Kya HuaDoctr:4 Bar Aisa HuaSala Dimaagh K…
Kaka pechay vekh baba kithay kyu
kaka pechay vekh baba kithay kaka pechay baba kyu puttar kaka nai vekhna na vekh…
You are a ghonchu g reat h ot
You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush…
1 hathi ne romntic mood me chunti
1 Hathi ne Romntic mood me 1 Chunti ko chera.Chunti ghusy me Hathi ki bv…
The difference betwin best frnd and just
The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd…
New pakistan team for worldcup 2011coach
New pakistan team for worldcup 2011COach : wasim chakramteam:bekar younusrashid takleefShahid afrikiInzamam full duckShoaib kambakhterMOhammad…
Knowlege of the week afghanistan wahid
Knowlege of the week. Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis main train nai chalti Dunya main…
Bacha apni maa se mom 10 rupee
Bacha Apni Maa Se: Mom 10 Rupee Dena Bahir ghareeb Ko Dene Hain . Maa:…
A boy is sitting in a park
A boy is sitting in a park behind a tree wid his girl friend old…
If people says you are crazy be
If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax….