Category: Jokes SMS

Jokes SMS

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2 khobsurat larkiyan larai kar rahi thi

2 Khobsurat Larkiyan Larai Kar Rahi Thi Hangama Macha Diya 1st:Yeh Mera Hai 2nd:Nahi Dongi…

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1 japani ne pakistan me taxi safar

1 Japani ne Pakistan me TAXI me safar kiya.. Rastay se jatay huwe Toyota guzri…..

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Sardar bachpan mein maa ki bat suni

Sardar: Bachpan Mein Maa Ki Bat Suni Hoti Tu Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Parta…

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Suppose you are genious

Suppose you are genious.. . . . . …. . . . .. . ….

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Sultan rahi oye badmasha meri pehn da

Sultan Rahi: Oye Badmasha Meri Pehn Da DUPATTA Wapis Kr Mustufa Qureshi Chal o Chal…

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A memon calls to a newspaper office

A Memon calls to a Newspaper office & asks: Mera baap mar gia hai NEWS…

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Wife dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor

Wife: Dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor ghoor k dekh raha hai Husband: Array jaanay do,…

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1 bhoot dusre se yar bade arsay

1 bhoot dusre bhoot se- Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad…

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Girl in a party to man excuse

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se…

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That mini heart attack you get when

That MINI HEART ATTACK You Get When You Don’t Feel Your Phone In Your ……

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Britishcan u swim sindhino britishdog is better

British:Can u Swim? Sindhi:No British:Dog is Better den u bcz It Swims Sindhi:Can u Swim?…

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1pagal2sre pagal se tum kiss din

1pagal_2sre pagal se: Tum kiss din paida hoye? 2sra pagal_: Itwar ko. Pehla pagal: Tum…

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Ap k lye america se rishta aya

Ap k lye America se Rishta Aya haybohut achy log hainBaap Hardware may hay.Maa Software…

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Ak kutey ney dekha jangal meen shdia

Ak kutey ney dekha jangal meen shdia ka program ho raha he.kutta bhe dekhney gaya.dekha…

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Bewiwo kon c chez hai jo tm

Bewi.wo kon c chez hai jo tm roz roz dekh tu sakty ho per torr…

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An old quote ager insan ka

An Old Quote ‘ Ager Insan ka Ikhlaq Daikhna ho to usay Ghussay ki Halat…

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A woman can tolerate anything except another

A Woman Can Tolerate Anything Except Another Woman Sharing Her Husband AND . . Anyone…

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Fist friend how was you english

Fist friend How was you English paper ? 2and friend it was OK but i…

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Ek indian ne chineze ladki se shadi

EK INDIAN NE CHINEZE LADKI SE SHADI KI SHADI KE EK SAAL BAAD WOH MAR…

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Haslo sir jee hus lo yeh waqt

haslo sir jee hus lo yeh waqt phir nahin aye ga q k hansna zindgi…

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Plz plz plz plz plz plz

Plz. plz.. plz… Plz…. Plz….. Plz…… Plzzz… Plzzzzz……… P L Z…. …. P L E…

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A 4 apple b bara c chota

A 4 APPLE B 4 BARA APPLE C 4 CHOTA APPLE D 4 DOOSRA APPLE…

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The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall,…

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1 second mein laakh gaaliaya sunnay ka

1 Second mein 1 Laakh Gaaliaya Sun,nay Ka Tareeqa : . . . . ….

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur…

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Sh0ckng story 2011 ek ghareeb larka

sh0ckng STORY 2011: Ek ghareeb larka udasi ki halat mein ja rha tha k usko…

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Malkin tum safai theek se nhii kertiiwo

Malkin: Tum Safai Theek Se nhii KertiiWo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?Iska…

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Father tumne university k 4 saal me

Father: TumNe University K 4 Saal Me Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha? Son:…

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Whos hot its u charming sweetest intelligent

Who‘s hot… Its U, Who‘s Charming… Its U, Who‘s Sweetest.. Its U, Who‘s Intelligent… Its…

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Delivery k time doctor lady se

Delivery k time Doctor lady se; kya aap Delivery k time apne bache k Baap…

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K sheikh sarak par chal raha tha

Ék sheikh sarak par chal raha tha, achanak nichay jhuka or sark pr hath laga…

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Girl 2 boy main uss aadmi se

Girl 2 Boy: ‘Main Uss Aadmi Se Shadi Karun Gi Jo Mujh Se Baatain Karta…

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Bacha home work kr raha tha k

Bacha Home work kr raha tha k pencil gir gai, wo us ko uthanay k…

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Kbi kbi yuhi sochta hu usne meri

Kbi kbi YuHi Sochta hu usne meri Muhabat ko Q thukrya Jb k hr bar…

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A hurted line by boy whos friend

A Hurted Line By A Boy Who’s Friend Req Was Not Accepted by A GiRl…

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Larkijb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to

Larki:jb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to tm kya krte ho Lrka:janu tmhari favrt tofi…

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Sweetest excuse a kid gets zero

Sweetest Excuse: A Kid gets zero in a paper. Mom: What’s this? Kid reply with…

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2 engineer students raat me parhte huay

2 engineer students raat me parhte huay… 1st: kitne bjy hain? 2nd: 1 pathar utha…

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Aik chuti hathi k upar baith kr

Aik ChuÑti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi. Raste Me Kaccha Pull Aa…

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Attendance yajooj majooj yes sir zakoota

Attendance Yajooj Majooj Yes Sir Zakoota Yes Sir Firaon Yes Sir Eblees Yes Sir ZARDARI…

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Girl i am the queen of hotties

Girl: I Am The Queen Of Hotties..!!! . . . . … . . ….

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Nokranimalikan ap udas kyun hainmalikantmhare sahab ofice

Nokrani:Malikan ap udas kyun hain.. Malikan:Tmhare sahab ofice ki kisi larki se pyar kerte hain…..

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You broke my heart

You Broke My Heart . . … . . I Broke Your Jaw Scores Settled..!…

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A man dies in heaven he sees

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks…

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Aadhi raat ko jab bacha nhi sotaa

Aadhi raat ko jab bacha nhi sotaa to maa kehti hy, Sojaa Munna Sojaa Warna…….

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Girl janu g tusi mere wasty aasman

GIRL. Janu G Tusi Mere Wasty Aasman Tun Chan Torr K Leya Sakde O ?…

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w o m a n SMS# 335752

~*~ W O M A N ~*~ The Lifetime Of A Boy To Man ……

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Kbhi kbhi hi sahi chawlian toh maara

Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlian toh maara kro, ” Dost “ Chup rehte ho tou…

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Log bolte hai piyar main zuban

Log Bolte Hai Piyar main ‘Zuban’ chup ho to ‘Ankhen’ Bolti hai, ‘Ankhen’ chup ho…

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Jinadmi se kia huqum hai mere

JIN.Admi se Kia huqum hai mere aaqa? ADMI.Jin se bola mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh…

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How a man withdraws cash from atm

How a man withdraws cash from ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Go to ATM…

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Lo g mera ik shair araz hai

Lo G mera ik Shair araz hai, Idhar B ‘sitam’ ho gya hai Udhar B…

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Aey emaan waalon kaise ho

Aey Emaan Waalon! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?…

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mareez dr saab khuda k

*. . .Mareez: Dr Saab, Khuda k Liye Mujhy bacha Lejye. Main marna nahi chahta….

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Obama humare pass britney shakira anejlina

Obama- Humare Pass ‘BRITNEY SHAKIRA ANEJLINA’ Jaise Atom Bomb Hai. Tumhare Pas Kya H? Manmohan-Humare…

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Pakistani to american tum choron k sath

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath…

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70 girls sweet hoti hain 75 beautiful

70% GIRLS Sweet hoti hain, 75% Beautiful, 85% intelligent, 90% Masum , & 100% Pyari…

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Mat parh chor day aray janey

Mat Parh Mat Parh Chor Day Mat Parh Aray Janey Day Abay Mat Parh Chal…

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Texi drivr kaha jana ha bangali bol dia

Texi Drivr: kaha jana ha Bangali: BOL-DIA Taxi Drivr: Kb bola Bangali: bol dya ni…

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girl ap k pas 12 inch

*. .Girl: Ap k pas 12 inch ka condom hai? Shopkeper: Han hai, kitne dun?…

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Bacha dada g aap konsi book parh

Bacha: Dada G Aap Konsi Book Parh Rahe Hain? Dada: Beta Purane Qisson Ki Book…

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1 jamadarni 2sri se mjhy tou aisa

1 jamadarni 2sri se: Mjhy Tou Aisa Lrka Chahye Jo Charsi ho mental ho Mela…

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Boy your teeth are like the

Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars Girl: Awww … Thanks Are They That Much…

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Simplest truth one who sends

Simplest Truth – One Who Sends More Forward Messages To All …. . . Is…

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Indian cricket team or toilet me kia

Indian cricket team or toilet me kia similarity hay?? . . . . . ….

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Bf baby what r u doing

BF: Baby, what r u doing? GF: Nothing much, really tired, just going to sleep…

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Aaj koi msg nahi simply good morning

Aaj koi msg nahi simply GOOD MORNING. . . . . . . . ….

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Aaey dil tu tanhaiyon mein rehny ka

‘Aaey DiL Tu TANHAIYON Mein Rehny Ka AADi HoJa.’ . . Ye Tery Lanti Dost…

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Jis jis bhaibehan ne apna fitrana dena

Jis jis bhai/behan ne apna Fitrana dena ho wo in companies se rabta karein: ZONG:…

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1 murgha murghi se murghai love

1 Murgha, Murghi Se.. Murgha:I Love You. Murghi:Tum mere liye kia kar saktey ho? Murgha:Kuch…

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A lady call 2 a fire brigade

A Lady call 2 a fire Brigade Office: Mere Ghar main Aag Lag Gai hay…

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Train me sex karne k baad bv

Train Me Sex karne k Baad BV Shohar Se Dobara karo Na! Husband: Balance khatam…

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Aik sharif aadmi ko kia chahiye biwi

Aik Sharif Aadmi ko kia chahiye, Aik Biwi jo piyar de, Aik Biwi jo acha…

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Ustad agr men tmhary walid ko rs5000

Ustad: Agr men tmhary walid ko Rs.5000 dun unko 2000 ki zarurat ho to we…

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I met money 1 day said u

I met money 1 day I said: U r just a piece of paper. Money…

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2012 easy load msg dear customer

2012 easy load Msg: Dear customer you have recharged: Rs.100 The deduction of RGST 25%,…

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Ko ko bas karo ab

Ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko…

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Zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya

zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya k jub hosh aaya to pocha zoya kitne…

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Boy mere sath chalo gi dinner pr

BOY: Mere sath chalo gi dinner pr? GIRL: Kahan? BOY: Jahan tum kaho. GIRL: hmm…

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Salamyar me ye sim off kr raha

Salam.yar Me ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe bohot calls or msgs…

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12 sardar raat ko baj ke minute

12 sardar raat ko 12 baj ke 12 minute aur 12 second par sector 12…

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Qaid e azam jinnah 1 bar rastay

Qaid e Azam jinnah 1 bar rastay se ja rahe the, Rastay me kuch Larkian…

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us ne kaha muje muhbt ki

*’* Us Ne kaha, muje muhbt ki saza do, Me ne jaa kr sb kuch…

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Boy abu muje moter cycle le

Boy : Abu Muje moter cycle le kr dain. Baap: ALLAH Ne do Tangain kis…

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You are abcd attractive beautiful cute dear

You are ABCD Attractive beautiful cute dear EFG Excellent funny gorgeous HIJ Hello I am…

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Kisi dushman k 100 alfaz takleef nahi

Kisi Dushman K 100 Alfaz Takleef Nahi De Sakty Par 1 dost ki khamoshi 100…

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Sargodha men 2 cheezen hi to achi

Sargodha men 2 cheezen hi to achi hen,, . . . . . . ….

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Lays chips per pasai nikne ki offer

LAYS CHIPS PER PASAI NIKNE KI OFFER AAE AIK PATHAN KI SHOP PER CUSTMER AAYA…