Category: Jokes SMS
Jokes SMS
1 japani ne pakistan me taxi safar
1 Japani ne Pakistan me TAXI me safar kiya.. Rastay se jatay huwe Toyota guzri…..
2 khobsurat larkiyan larai kar rahi thi
2 Khobsurat Larkiyan Larai Kar Rahi Thi Hangama Macha Diya 1st:Yeh Mera Hai 2nd:Nahi Dongi…
Sardar bachpan mein maa ki bat suni
Sardar: Bachpan Mein Maa Ki Bat Suni Hoti Tu Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Parta…
A memon calls to a newspaper office
A Memon calls to a Newspaper office & asks: Mera baap mar gia hai NEWS…
Sultan rahi oye badmasha meri pehn da
Sultan Rahi: Oye Badmasha Meri Pehn Da DUPATTA Wapis Kr Mustufa Qureshi Chal o Chal…
Wife dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor
Wife: Dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor ghoor k dekh raha hai Husband: Array jaanay do,…
1 bhoot dusre se yar bade arsay
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se- Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad…
Girl in a party to man excuse
Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se…
That mini heart attack you get when
That MINI HEART ATTACK You Get When You Don’t Feel Your Phone In Your ……
Britishcan u swim sindhino britishdog is better
British:Can u Swim? Sindhi:No British:Dog is Better den u bcz It Swims Sindhi:Can u Swim?…
1pagal2sre pagal se tum kiss din
1pagal_2sre pagal se: Tum kiss din paida hoye? 2sra pagal_: Itwar ko. Pehla pagal: Tum…
Ap k lye america se rishta aya
Ap k lye America se Rishta Aya haybohut achy log hainBaap Hardware may hay.Maa Software…
Ak kutey ney dekha jangal meen shdia
Ak kutey ney dekha jangal meen shdia ka program ho raha he.kutta bhe dekhney gaya.dekha…
Bewiwo kon c chez hai jo tm
Bewi.wo kon c chez hai jo tm roz roz dekh tu sakty ho per torr…
An old quote ager insan ka
An Old Quote ‘ Ager Insan ka Ikhlaq Daikhna ho to usay Ghussay ki Halat…
A woman can tolerate anything except another
A Woman Can Tolerate Anything Except Another Woman Sharing Her Husband AND . . Anyone…
Fist friend how was you english
Fist friend How was you English paper ? 2and friend it was OK but i…
Ek indian ne chineze ladki se shadi
EK INDIAN NE CHINEZE LADKI SE SHADI KI SHADI KE EK SAAL BAAD WOH MAR…
Haslo sir jee hus lo yeh waqt
haslo sir jee hus lo yeh waqt phir nahin aye ga q k hansna zindgi…
Plz plz plz plz plz plz
Plz. plz.. plz… Plz…. Plz….. Plz…… Plzzz… Plzzzzz……… P L Z…. …. P L E…
The md was walking in the factory
The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall,…
1 second mein laakh gaaliaya sunnay ka
1 Second mein 1 Laakh Gaaliaya Sun,nay Ka Tareeqa : . . . . ….
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur…
Sh0ckng story 2011 ek ghareeb larka
sh0ckng STORY 2011: Ek ghareeb larka udasi ki halat mein ja rha tha k usko…
Malkin tum safai theek se nhii kertiiwo
Malkin: Tum Safai Theek Se nhii KertiiWo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?Iska…
Father tumne university k 4 saal me
Father: TumNe University K 4 Saal Me Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha? Son:…
Whos hot its u charming sweetest intelligent
Who‘s hot… Its U, Who‘s Charming… Its U, Who‘s Sweetest.. Its U, Who‘s Intelligent… Its…
Delivery k time doctor lady se
Delivery k time Doctor lady se; kya aap Delivery k time apne bache k Baap…
K sheikh sarak par chal raha tha
Ék sheikh sarak par chal raha tha, achanak nichay jhuka or sark pr hath laga…
Girl 2 boy main uss aadmi se
Girl 2 Boy: ‘Main Uss Aadmi Se Shadi Karun Gi Jo Mujh Se Baatain Karta…
Bacha home work kr raha tha k
Bacha Home work kr raha tha k pencil gir gai, wo us ko uthanay k…
Kbi kbi yuhi sochta hu usne meri
Kbi kbi YuHi Sochta hu usne meri Muhabat ko Q thukrya Jb k hr bar…
A hurted line by boy whos friend
A Hurted Line By A Boy Who’s Friend Req Was Not Accepted by A GiRl…
Larkijb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to
Larki:jb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to tm kya krte ho Lrka:janu tmhari favrt tofi…
Sweetest excuse a kid gets zero
Sweetest Excuse: A Kid gets zero in a paper. Mom: What’s this? Kid reply with…
2 engineer students raat me parhte huay
2 engineer students raat me parhte huay… 1st: kitne bjy hain? 2nd: 1 pathar utha…
Aik chuti hathi k upar baith kr
Aik ChuÑti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi. Raste Me Kaccha Pull Aa…
Attendance yajooj majooj yes sir zakoota
Attendance Yajooj Majooj Yes Sir Zakoota Yes Sir Firaon Yes Sir Eblees Yes Sir ZARDARI…
Nokranimalikan ap udas kyun hainmalikantmhare sahab ofice
Nokrani:Malikan ap udas kyun hain.. Malikan:Tmhare sahab ofice ki kisi larki se pyar kerte hain…..
A man dies in heaven he sees
A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks…
Aadhi raat ko jab bacha nhi sotaa
Aadhi raat ko jab bacha nhi sotaa to maa kehti hy, Sojaa Munna Sojaa Warna…….
Girl janu g tusi mere wasty aasman
GIRL. Janu G Tusi Mere Wasty Aasman Tun Chan Torr K Leya Sakde O ?…
Kbhi kbhi hi sahi chawlian toh maara
Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlian toh maara kro, †Dost “ Chup rehte ho tou…
Log bolte hai piyar main zuban
Log Bolte Hai Piyar main ‘Zuban’ chup ho to ‘Ankhen’ Bolti hai, ‘Ankhen’ chup ho…
Jinadmi se kia huqum hai mere
JIN.Admi se Kia huqum hai mere aaqa? ADMI.Jin se bola mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh…
How a man withdraws cash from atm
How a man withdraws cash from ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Go to ATM…
Lo g mera ik shair araz hai
Lo G mera ik Shair araz hai, Idhar B ‘sitam’ ho gya hai Udhar B…
mareez dr saab khuda k
*. . .Mareez: Dr Saab, Khuda k Liye Mujhy bacha Lejye. Main marna nahi chahta….
Obama humare pass britney shakira anejlina
Obama- Humare Pass ‘BRITNEY SHAKIRA ANEJLINA’ Jaise Atom Bomb Hai. Tumhare Pas Kya H? Manmohan-Humare…
Pakistani to american tum choron k sath
Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath…
70 girls sweet hoti hain 75 beautiful
70% GIRLS Sweet hoti hain, 75% Beautiful, 85% intelligent, 90% Masum , & 100% Pyari…
Mat parh chor day aray janey
Mat Parh Mat Parh Chor Day Mat Parh Aray Janey Day Abay Mat Parh Chal…
Texi drivr kaha jana ha bangali bol dia
Texi Drivr: kaha jana ha Bangali: BOL-DIA Taxi Drivr: Kb bola Bangali: bol dya ni…
Bacha dada g aap konsi book parh
Bacha: Dada G Aap Konsi Book Parh Rahe Hain? Dada: Beta Purane Qisson Ki Book…
girl ap k pas 12 inch
*. .Girl: Ap k pas 12 inch ka condom hai? Shopkeper: Han hai, kitne dun?…
1 jamadarni 2sri se mjhy tou aisa
1 jamadarni 2sri se: Mjhy Tou Aisa Lrka Chahye Jo Charsi ho mental ho Mela…
Boy your teeth are like the
Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars Girl: Awww … Thanks Are They That Much…
Indian cricket team or toilet me kia
Indian cricket team or toilet me kia similarity hay?? . . . . . ….
Simplest truth one who sends
Simplest Truth – One Who Sends More Forward Messages To All …. . . Is…
Bf baby what r u doing
BF: Baby, what r u doing? GF: Nothing much, really tired, just going to sleep…
Aaj koi msg nahi simply good morning
Aaj koi msg nahi simply GOOD MORNING. . . . . . . . ….
Aaey dil tu tanhaiyon mein rehny ka
‘Aaey DiL Tu TANHAIYON Mein Rehny Ka AADi HoJa.’ . . Ye Tery Lanti Dost…
Jis jis bhaibehan ne apna fitrana dena
Jis jis bhai/behan ne apna Fitrana dena ho wo in companies se rabta karein: ZONG:…
1 murgha murghi se murghai love
1 Murgha, Murghi Se.. Murgha:I Love You. Murghi:Tum mere liye kia kar saktey ho? Murgha:Kuch…
A lady call 2 a fire brigade
A Lady call 2 a fire Brigade Office: Mere Ghar main Aag Lag Gai hay…
Train me sex karne k baad bv
Train Me Sex karne k Baad BV Shohar Se Dobara karo Na! Husband: Balance khatam…
Aik sharif aadmi ko kia chahiye biwi
Aik Sharif Aadmi ko kia chahiye, Aik Biwi jo piyar de, Aik Biwi jo acha…
Ustad agr men tmhary walid ko rs5000
Ustad: Agr men tmhary walid ko Rs.5000 dun unko 2000 ki zarurat ho to we…
2012 easy load msg dear customer
2012 easy load Msg: Dear customer you have recharged: Rs.100 The deduction of RGST 25%,…
Boy mere sath chalo gi dinner pr
BOY: Mere sath chalo gi dinner pr? GIRL: Kahan? BOY: Jahan tum kaho. GIRL: hmm…
Zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya
zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya k jub hosh aaya to pocha zoya kitne…
12 sardar raat ko baj ke minute
12 sardar raat ko 12 baj ke 12 minute aur 12 second par sector 12…
Salamyar me ye sim off kr raha
Salam.yar Me ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe bohot calls or msgs…
Qaid e azam jinnah 1 bar rastay
Qaid e Azam jinnah 1 bar rastay se ja rahe the, Rastay me kuch Larkian…
Boy abu muje moter cycle le
Boy : Abu Muje moter cycle le kr dain. Baap: ALLAH Ne do Tangain kis…
You are abcd attractive beautiful cute dear
You are ABCD Attractive beautiful cute dear EFG Excellent funny gorgeous HIJ Hello I am…
Kisi dushman k 100 alfaz takleef nahi
Kisi Dushman K 100 Alfaz Takleef Nahi De Sakty Par 1 dost ki khamoshi 100…
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak…