Category: Jokes SMS

Jokes SMS

Jokes SMS

Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na

Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein . Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi Gali…

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From the jail one prisoner to other

From the Jail… One Prisoner to other. Why u r in jail. Reply. I did…

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A long nose man married to a

A long nose man married to a long nose woman they got a baby, nurse…

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Pathans logic who is the leader

Pathan’s logic Who Is The Leader Of Ducks? Ans: ‘Frog’ Why? Because Frog Is ‘MAINDUCK’…

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Fresh flowers for you what are

Fresh flowers for you . . what are you looking for ???? . . have…

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Boy to his friend yaar main apni

Boy To His Friend: Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon? Friend:…

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Father tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye son mujhe

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko…

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Sho ek chor ko buri trah se

S.H.O. Ek Chor ko buri trah se maar raha tha. Aur pooray shehr ki wardatein…

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Janwron ki party me chuha whisky pi

Janwron Ki Party Me Chuha Whisky Pi K Tunn Tha Billi: Aj Party Na Hoti…

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Pappu while filling up a form dad

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa:…

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Kiya ap ye english men fast parh

Kiya ap ye english men fast fast parh sakte hen ? try it! my a…

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Bap bety sy agr tu is dfa

Bap bety sy: Agr tu is dfa pas nhi hua to mujy bap mt kehna…..

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Suno gaur se pepsi walo buri nazar

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo, buri nazar na COKE pe dalo, chahe jitna DEW pilalo,…

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Todays joke a girl said

Today’s Joke A Girl said . . . . . . . ~Trust me…~ 😀

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Dengue song bheege pankh mere pyasa dank

Dengue SONG Bheege Pankh Mere Pyasa Dank Mera Lagay Amrit Sa Mujhy Khoon Tera Kabhi…

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A lady siting on a bench in

A lady siting on a bench in a PARK FAQEER: Hi darling! So u r…

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3 sheikh nehar k kinare bhethe 1

3 sheikh nehar k kinare bhethe. 1 ney kaha tum dono mein sey jo baad…

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Baloch hmare regastan me awaz maro khush

BALOCH: Hmare regastan me awaz maro ‘Khush Amdeed’ to wapis awaz ati hy ‘Amdeed Amdeed’…

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Dua ki appeal plz ignore mat karna

“DUA ki Appeal” Plz ignore Mat karna Roz kitny faltu Msg krty Ho 1 Bachi…

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Admi najoomi se meri shadi q nahi

Admi NAJOOMI se: Meri shadi q nahi ho rahi? NAJUMI: Ab Qudrat ne teri qismat…

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Us ney mujay raat ko jangal

Us Ney Mujay Raat Ko Jangal Main Akela Choor Diya … Yeh Keh Kar Kar…

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Urdu adab lakhnow me 2

Urdu Adab ..! Lakhnow me 2 bachey lar rahe thay.. 1st: dekhiye agr ap hmari…

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A machine invented 2 catch thieves was

A machine invented 2 catch thieves was tested. In UK,It caught 50 thieves in 30…

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Log kehty hy k insan ko sb

Log kehty hy k insan ko sb se zyada dukh mohbat me dil tutne pr…

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Son abba ethay aaja mom aisa

Son: abba ethay aaja Mom: aisa nahi bolte beta, abbu ko izzat k sath bulate…

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Maa soja warna gabbar ajaiga bacha

‘Maa: Soja warna gabbar ajaiga, Bacha: Pehle 100 rupeye do, Maa: Q? Bacha: warna me…

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Girl agar meri left leg ka lunch

Girl: agar meri left leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum…

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Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha mareez

Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha ‘mareez ki tabiat kesi he?’ pathan:’tabiat bilkul theek he…

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1 robert boss maine koi

1) Robert : Boss Maine Koi Galti Nahi Ki, Phir Bhi App Mujhe Saza Kyon…

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Agr mobile sindh me ejad hota to

Agr mobile SINDH me ejad hota to us me ye template msgs hote 1.Chhora fone…

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Girl sho se sir kal

Girl = S.H.O se sir Kal 1 admi ne Meri izat loot li Pahle us…

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Girl o bhai jaan please rasta do

GIRL: O BHAI-JAAN Please rasta do. . . BOY: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse Kyun Karti…

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Joke of the century agr next

JOKE of the CENTURY . Agr next time Amrica me sonami aya to us ka…

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English is difficult language for japanese a

English is difficult language for Japanese. A True Story:- A few days ago, Japanese Prime…

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Hey guyzzzz i lost a facebook fan

Hey Guyzzzz, I Lost A Facebook Fan Yesterday:-( . . . . …. . ….

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Teacher student sey pappu ne dopeher ko

Teacher student sey :‘Pappu ne dopeher ko nAsir ki behan ko kiss ki’…Iss ka Future…

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Macher apny pr poty sy hmarey zmaney mn

Macher apny pr-poty sy: Hmarey zmaney Mn khoon Pina itna Aasan nhi hota tha., Pota:…

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girls of 2011 1st

*. .Girls of 2011. . 1st girl: aj kal k larkon ka koi aitbar nai,…

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Maine dil k drwazy pr likha

Maine dil k drwazy pr likha ‘Andar ana mana hey’ Muhabat muskrati hui ai Dil…

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Boy i love u girlhahahahaha will die

Boy: I Love u Girl:hahahahaha Boy: I Will Die 4U Girl:hahahah Boy: I Can’t Live…

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In exam hall a girl askd boy

In exam hall a girl askd a boy: ‘Mujhe bs is answer ki starting bta…

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Boyfrnd me tuje kab call karu grlfrnd

Boyfrnd:- me tuje kab call karu?? Grlfrnd:- jab tum chaho tab.. Boyfrnd:- kal mene call…

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Pathan jab bhe kaprey dhota zor ki

Pathan jab bhe kaprey dhota zor ki barish shuro ho jati. Ak din bhoot tez…

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Ek faqeer ne ek shaks se kahaap

Ek faqeer ne ek shaks se kaha:ap k prosi ne mje pet bahr k khana…

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Boy rukhsati pe larkian itna roti q

Boy: Rukhsati pe larkian itna roti q hyn? Grl: tmko pta chale k ghr se…

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1 aadmi roz lohaar ki dukan pe

1 aadmi roz lohaar ki dukan pe jata or kehta: GAJAR hai.? Lohaar inkar kar…

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Ladka apni gf se mai tumhari aankhon

Ladka Apni Gf se ‘Mai Tumhari Aankhon Me Poori duniya Dekh sakta hn’ Tbhi Pas…

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Boy to his girlfriend i heard that

Boy to his Girlfriend: I heard that you failed in english? Girlfriend: What??!! NO!! It’s…

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Dada potey sey beta zara ander sey

Dada potey sey: beta zara ander sey mery dant to ley aana. Pota: dada ji…

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Aik admi dosre se kya tum booton

Aik admi dosre se kya tum booton se derte ho Dosra admi , nahi main…

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Plz ye wali ghzal chahye kahi se

Plz ye wali ghzal chahye, Kahi se b dhond k do; . . . ….

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Har gali dewar pr apka nam

Har Gali, Har Dewar, Pr Apka Nam Likha Hai, Har Kirki, Hr Drwaze, Pr Apka…

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Dhoom 3 john hritik amir on

DHOOM 3 John Hritik & Amir On BIKE With Speed Of 300Km/Hr & Suddenly ……Rajni…

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Aik larki ka dil sabse zayda kab

Aik larki ka dil sabse zayda kab dukhta hai ? ? ? …? Jab woh…

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Tcher how old is ur father sunny

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is…

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1 pagal 2nd pagal se aaj muje

1 pagal 2nd Pagal se: Aaj muje Katrina ne shadi k liye han kr di….

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Air hostess sir kya loge sardar milk

Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid…

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Boy ask a girl pyar ho

Boy ask a girl : Pyar ho jata hai, ya Karna parta hai??? Funny answer…

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Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya sabzi wala

Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya… Sabzi wala karelon par paani chirak raha tha.. Sardar khara…

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Employee boss now i have got married

Employee: Boss, Now I have got married! Please increase my salary. Boss: Factory is not…

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Ye kaise mumkin h ki me usay

ye kaise mumkin h ki me usay bhool jau Pappu uske naam se hi to…

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Cheel uri kawwa ura maina uri

cheel uri………….. Kawwa ura…………… Maina uri…………. Chirya uri…………. Gadha ura…………!!!! Ooooops.. sorry jaldi main ap…

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Film actress meera yesterday screamed in an

Film actress Meera yesterday screamed in an interview “agar mein jhoot bolon to mera baap…

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Ek charsi 3rd floor se neeche gir

Ek charsi 3rd Floor Se Neeche Gir Gaya Log Uske Ird-Gird Jama HoGaye Or Poocha:…

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1 zoo mein touta 3 zabanye janta

1 zoo mein 1 touta 3 zabanye janta tha, (English, Urdu or Punjabi).. 1 Admi…

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Aunty arey beta tm ktne baray ho

Aunty: ‘arey beta tm ktne baray ho gye ho’ . . . . . bacha:…

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gf muje maf krden mene

*. . .Gf: Muje maf krden. Mene ap se chupaya tha Meri Mangni ho chuki…

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Apne sar pe hath phero dobara

Apne sar pe hath phero, . . Dobara hath phairo, . . Teesri baar phir…

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Aik pathan ko air force sy nikal

aik pathan ko air force sy nikal dia gya reason:wo zid ker raha tha k…

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Mummy jo mera sabse zyada kehna mane

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse zyada Kehna Mane ga, Ussy Hi Main Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi….

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Prem kahani wo b din thy

‘PREM KAHANI’ Wo b din thy, Dil kehta tha U R ONLY ‘MINE’ Sara sara…

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G i g l n b t

G i G g L i N g B i T e S ‘Call A…

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Kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata

*Kabhi Kabhi Mere DiL Main Khayal Aata Hy . .. ? ? ? ? ?…

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One day raja and rani decided to

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon…

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Busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil

Busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam” tintu: ”aa…

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Larka larki se apki khubsurti ka kya

Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy. Larki: Lux Larka: Ajeeb itifaq hy,…

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1 admi k ghar samne gadha mara

1 admi k ghar k samne gadha mara parha tha Us ny Municipal Committe ko…

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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon masjid

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na…

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Boy friend ship karo gi girl

Boy : Friend Ship karo gi..?? Girl : Mere Parents Ijazet nahi dety Boy: Bohat…

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Car se choza takra k behosh ho

Car Se Choza Takra K Behosh Ho Gya Admi Chozay Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre…

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1 girl dupata rangwane gyi lrkabaji isko

1 Girl Dupata Rangwane Gyi Lrka:Baji IskO Kesa Rangun? Girl:IskO Esa RangdO K Na Safed…

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1 bacha jiski umr 3 saal hai

1 Bacha jiski umr 3 saal hai sham se Ghar Nahi aaya LaaL Rung ki…

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Pyar k side effect 1 kisi

PYAR K SIDE EFFECT 1) kisi or ko dekh nhi skty agr dkha to shamat…

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Long time ago only idiots used to

LOng Time Ago…. Only idiots used…. to read my SMS And Today, The history continues…

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Jab dushman tumhain dhutkar de aur

JAB DUSHMAN TUMHAIN DHUTKAR DE AUR DHAKKY DE KAR GHAR SE NIKAL DE TO TUM…

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3 jaga mout nahi aati

3 jaga mout nahi aati. . . . . . . 1- Jannat mein ….

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1 sheikh ko current lag gya logon

1 Sheikh ko current lag gya Logon ne bari mushkil se tar se juda kia…

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Always love wifeno life without wifewife se

Always love wife No life without wife Wife se pyar karo Wife ke sath wafadari…