Category: Jokes SMS

Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein . Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi Gali…

From the Jail… One Prisoner to other. Why u r in jail. Reply. I did…

A long nose man married to a long nose woman they got a baby, nurse…

Pathan’s logic Who Is The Leader Of Ducks? Ans: ‘Frog’ Why? Because Frog Is ‘MAINDUCK’…

Fresh flowers for you . . what are you looking for ???? . . have…

Boy To His Friend: Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon? Friend:…

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko…

S.H.O. Ek Chor ko buri trah se maar raha tha. Aur pooray shehr ki wardatein…

Janwron Ki Party Me Chuha Whisky Pi K Tunn Tha Billi: Aj Party Na Hoti…

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa:…

Kiya ap ye english men fast fast parh sakte hen ? try it! my a…

Bap bety sy: Agr tu is dfa pas nhi hua to mujy bap mt kehna…..

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo, buri nazar na COKE pe dalo, chahe jitna DEW pilalo,…

Today’s Joke A Girl said . . . . . . . ~Trust me…~ 😀

Dengue SONG Bheege Pankh Mere Pyasa Dank Mera Lagay Amrit Sa Mujhy Khoon Tera Kabhi…

A lady siting on a bench in a PARK FAQEER: Hi darling! So u r…

3 sheikh nehar k kinare bhethe. 1 ney kaha tum dono mein sey jo baad…

BALOCH: Hmare regastan me awaz maro ‘Khush Amdeed’ to wapis awaz ati hy ‘Amdeed Amdeed’…

“DUA ki Appeal” Plz ignore Mat karna Roz kitny faltu Msg krty Ho 1 Bachi…

Admi NAJOOMI se: Meri shadi q nahi ho rahi? NAJUMI: Ab Qudrat ne teri qismat…

Us Ney Mujay Raat Ko Jangal Main Akela Choor Diya … Yeh Keh Kar Kar…

Urdu Adab ..! Lakhnow me 2 bachey lar rahe thay.. 1st: dekhiye agr ap hmari…

A machine invented 2 catch thieves was tested. In UK,It caught 50 thieves in 30…

Log kehty hy k insan ko sb se zyada dukh mohbat me dil tutne pr…

Son: abba ethay aaja Mom: aisa nahi bolte beta, abbu ko izzat k sath bulate…

‘Maa: Soja warna gabbar ajaiga, Bacha: Pehle 100 rupeye do, Maa: Q? Bacha: warna me…

Girl: agar meri left leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum…

Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha ‘mareez ki tabiat kesi he?’ pathan:’tabiat bilkul theek he…

1) Robert : Boss Maine Koi Galti Nahi Ki, Phir Bhi App Mujhe Saza Kyon…

Agr mobile SINDH me ejad hota to us me ye template msgs hote 1.Chhora fone…

Girl = S.H.O se sir Kal 1 admi ne Meri izat loot li Pahle us…

GIRL: O BHAI-JAAN Please rasta do. . . BOY: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse Kyun Karti…

JOKE of the CENTURY . Agr next time Amrica me sonami aya to us ka…

English is difficult language for Japanese. A True Story:- A few days ago, Japanese Prime…

Hey Guyzzzz, I Lost A Facebook Fan Yesterday:-( . . . . …. . ….

Teacher student sey :‘Pappu ne dopeher ko nAsir ki behan ko kiss ki’…Iss ka Future…

Macher apny pr-poty sy: Hmarey zmaney Mn khoon Pina itna Aasan nhi hota tha., Pota:…

*. .Girls of 2011. . 1st girl: aj kal k larkon ka koi aitbar nai,…

Maine dil k drwazy pr likha ‘Andar ana mana hey’ Muhabat muskrati hui ai Dil…

Boy: I Love u Girl:hahahahaha Boy: I Will Die 4U Girl:hahahah Boy: I Can’t Live…

In exam hall a girl askd a boy: ‘Mujhe bs is answer ki starting bta…

Boyfrnd:- me tuje kab call karu?? Grlfrnd:- jab tum chaho tab.. Boyfrnd:- kal mene call…

Pathan jab bhe kaprey dhota zor ki barish shuro ho jati. Ak din bhoot tez…

Ek faqeer ne ek shaks se kaha:ap k prosi ne mje pet bahr k khana…

Boy: Rukhsati pe larkian itna roti q hyn? Grl: tmko pta chale k ghr se…

Ladka Apni Gf se ‘Mai Tumhari Aankhon Me Poori duniya Dekh sakta hn’ Tbhi Pas…

1 aadmi roz lohaar ki dukan pe jata or kehta: GAJAR hai.? Lohaar inkar kar…

Boy to his Girlfriend: I heard that you failed in english? Girlfriend: What??!! NO!! It’s…

Dada potey sey: beta zara ander sey mery dant to ley aana. Pota: dada ji…

Aik admi dosre se kya tum booton se derte ho Dosra admi , nahi main…

Plz ye wali ghzal chahye, Kahi se b dhond k do; . . . ….

Har Gali, Har Dewar, Pr Apka Nam Likha Hai, Har Kirki, Hr Drwaze, Pr Apka…

DHOOM 3 John Hritik & Amir On BIKE With Speed Of 300Km/Hr & Suddenly ……Rajni…

Aik larki ka dil sabse zayda kab dukhta hai ? ? ? …? Jab woh…

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is…

1 pagal 2nd Pagal se: Aaj muje Katrina ne shadi k liye han kr di….

Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid…

Boy ask a girl : Pyar ho jata hai, ya Karna parta hai??? Funny answer…

Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya… Sabzi wala karelon par paani chirak raha tha.. Sardar khara…

Employee: Boss, Now I have got married! Please increase my salary. Boss: Factory is not…

ye kaise mumkin h ki me usay bhool jau Pappu uske naam se hi to…

cheel uri………….. Kawwa ura…………… Maina uri…………. Chirya uri…………. Gadha ura…………!!!! Ooooops.. sorry jaldi main ap…

Film actress Meera yesterday screamed in an interview “agar mein jhoot bolon to mera baap…

Ek charsi 3rd Floor Se Neeche Gir Gaya Log Uske Ird-Gird Jama HoGaye Or Poocha:…

1 zoo mein 1 touta 3 zabanye janta tha, (English, Urdu or Punjabi).. 1 Admi…

Aunty: ‘arey beta tm ktne baray ho gye ho’ . . . . . bacha:…

*. . .Gf: Muje maf krden. Mene ap se chupaya tha Meri Mangni ho chuki…

Apne sar pe hath phero, . . Dobara hath phairo, . . Teesri baar phir…

aik pathan ko air force sy nikal dia gya reason:wo zid ker raha tha k…

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse zyada Kehna Mane ga, Ussy Hi Main Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi….

‘PREM KAHANI’ Wo b din thy, Dil kehta tha U R ONLY ‘MINE’ Sara sara…

G i G g L i N g B i T e S ‘Call A…

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon…

*Kabhi Kabhi Mere DiL Main Khayal Aata Hy . .. ? ? ? ? ?…

Busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam” tintu: ”aa…

Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy. Larki: Lux Larka: Ajeeb itifaq hy,…

1 admi k ghar k samne gadha mara parha tha Us ny Municipal Committe ko…

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na…

Boy : Friend Ship karo gi..?? Girl : Mere Parents Ijazet nahi dety Boy: Bohat…

Car Se Choza Takra K Behosh Ho Gya Admi Chozay Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre…

1 Bacha jiski umr 3 saal hai sham se Ghar Nahi aaya LaaL Rung ki…

1 Girl Dupata Rangwane Gyi Lrka:Baji IskO Kesa Rangun? Girl:IskO Esa RangdO K Na Safed…

PYAR K SIDE EFFECT 1) kisi or ko dekh nhi skty agr dkha to shamat…

LOng Time Ago…. Only idiots used…. to read my SMS And Today, The history continues…

JAB DUSHMAN TUMHAIN DHUTKAR DE AUR DHAKKY DE KAR GHAR SE NIKAL DE TO TUM…

3 jaga mout nahi aati. . . . . . . 1- Jannat mein ….

1 Sheikh ko current lag gya Logon ne bari mushkil se tar se juda kia…

Always love wife No life without wife Wife se pyar karo Wife ke sath wafadari…