Category: Jokes SMS
Jokes SMS
Yad rakhoosubha uth kr 2 kam kia
Yad rakhoo..subha uth kr 2 kam kia karo. 1st shukar ada karo key tum zinda…
1990 dhol wala bhaiyon sehri ka
1990 Dhol Wala: Bhaiyon sehri ka waqt ho gaya hai uth jao. . . ….
Aaj main aap ko bataungi k ka
Aaj Main aap ko bataungi k aap ka aane wala kal kya hai , ,…
Girl 2 boy friend main maa ban ny
Girl 2 Boy Friend: Main Maa Ban-ny Wali Hoon BOY: Naheeeee GIRL: Abay Sun To…
In a class teacher asked if i
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it’s loss…
Sardar earth ki gravity mere pardada
SARDAR : EARTH KI GRAVITY MERE PARDADA KE PARDADA KI WAJA SE DARYAFT HOWI HAI…
Osama apni zindagi main 5 bar mara
Osama apni zindagi main 5 Bar mara gya hy 1990 me 1996 me 2000 me…
After the first night bill gates asked
After the first night Bill Gates asked his wife, darling, how was it?…….Wife disappointedly: Hunh……
Larki date per kuch aisa kaho na
Larki date per:’ kuch aisa kaho na jis se meri dil ki dharkan tez ho…
Teacher cheel ko english me kia kehte
Teacher: Cheel ko english me kia kehte hain ? Asad:Eagle Teacher: Agr cheel beemar hojae…
1 pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai
1 Pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai. Hakeem:zeher phel gya h katni paregi. 3din bad…
Katl karne ka dava hai unka
Katl karne ka dava hai unka, Jara unki najook kalai se toh puchho, Doopatta toh…
Sher sherni ko kiss karne laga ne
Sher sherni ko kiss karne laga sherni ne roka or idhar udhar dekhne lagi.. Sher:kiya…
Dear aaj tum dil mango hum denge
Dear!! Aaj Tum ‘Dil’ Mango Hum Denge, Tum ‘Jigar’ Mango Woh b Denge, ‘Eyes’ Mango…
Ek admi charsi se sab tumhe
Ek admi charsi se sab tumhe ‘jahaz’ kehte hain tumhari speed kitni hai? Charsi: waisay…
Urdu muni badnam hue darling tere lye
URDU: Muni badnam hue darling tere lye PASHTO: Muni Zalila Suwa janan ista da para….
barey zalim hen teri gali k
: Barey Zalim hen teri Gali k bache ‘Faraz Kutta peeche laga k kehte hen,Ashiqon…
wife ki dua ya allah
*’* WIFE KI DUA *’* Ya ALLAH Pak Mery Hasband Ko Buht Sari Daulat De,…
1 indian army man plane se jump
1 Indian Army man plane se jump karte hue bola- ‘Jay Kali Maa’ Kali maa…
Nafsiyat ka practical professor ny 1
Nafsiyat Ka Practical: Professor Ny 1 Larkay K Liay 1 Taraf Cake aur 1 Taraf…
If the first button of a shirt
If The First Button Of A Shirt Is Put Wrong.. Every Button Will Be Wrong…..
Father beta is bar exam main tumhain
Father: beta is bar exam main tumhain 90% number lane hain Beta: nahi abbu main…
Aik bacha apni maa se mama 10
Aik bacha apni maa se: Mama 10 rupay dena baahir faqeer ko denay hain, Maa:…
Garib mariz doctor mere pass paise
Garib Mariz: Doctor mere pass paise nahi he aap mera eilaaj kar de to kabhi…
Khofnaak kahaani andheri raat men tufaani
Khofnaak kahaani. Andheri raat men tufaani barish men 1 budha footpath pe khra 1 kitab…
Now a days girls are crazy about
Now A Days Girls Are Crazy About 4 Things 1.Make Up 2.Mobile Phones 3.Shopping Aur…
Mezban kia apke liye kaddo sharif pakwa
Mezban: Kia apke liye KADDO SHARIF pakwa lon? MEHMAN: Gunahgar sa banda hon KADDO SHARIF…
2010 khatm hone m kuch hi
*’* 2010 khatm Hone M Kuch Hi Din Baki Hen, Koi Galti Gustakhi Koi Khata…
Dil ne kaha chalo sms karo socha
Dil ne kaha Chalo SMS karo Socha DIL TO PAGAL HAI Phir khayal aaya koi…
Tmhara farz hai dalna tmhra haq acha
Tmhara farz hai dalna Tmhra Haq hai dalna Acha lge to dalo Bhrosa hoto dalo…
Pent shirt pa kay jedon m tyar
Pent Shirt pa kay Jedon m Tyar honda, Phr kay Mobile Jadon m Gadi te…
2 aurtein 1 darakht k neeche bethi
2 Aurtein 1 darakht k neeche bethi kafi dair se batein kr rahi thien k…
Patient mje bemari ha na khaoon to
Patient: Mje bemari ha na khaoon to bhok lagti hai Na soun to neend ati…
Girl in a party to man excuse
Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se…
Police afsar pathan se tumhari maadri zuban
Police Afsar PATHAN se: Tumhari maadri zuban kaun si hai..? PATHAN: Koi nahi. Police Afsar:…
Teacher mein teri maa hoti to
Teacher: Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe 2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti… Student: Madam…
London unrest rehman malik
LONDON Unrest … !!! Rehman Malik Ne British Prime Minister David Cameron Ko Double Sawari…
Aik chand se chehray ko dekha to
Aik Chand se chehray ko dekha to pas ja k betaab ho k kah dia……
India ne dhamki di hy k agar
India Ne Dhamki Di Hy k Agar PAK Final Me P0ncha To Hm Usko India…
Child touching moms breast ya kya hai
Child Touching Mom’s Breast: ya kya hai? Mom: Baloons hen. Child: khala ka Baloons Barre…
Sonabu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya
Son:abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap? Father:baap son:abu pakistan kis ne bnaya? Father:Qaid-e-Azam…
Larki maa aj rasty m kuch
larki: maa aj rasty m kuch lago ne merarape kr diya maa: haye ye kya…
Molvi sahab bache se parho beta h
Molvi sahab (bache se) “parho beta h se halwa han shabash halaq se nikaloâ€. Bache…
Uf ye angrez alif bay pay k0
Uf Ye angrez 😉 . Ye ‘Alif-Bay-Pay’ k0 A t0 Z kehte hain, Hum ink0…
Pagal dentist se kya dard k
Pagal dentist se: kya dard k baghair daant nikaal laitay ho? Dr: nhi Pagal: Mai…
Operation se pehlay doctor ne phoolon k
Operation se Pehlay doctor ne Phoolon k haar mangwaey Mariz:Ye kis liye Doc: puttar Mera…
1 utt wqt me 80 rotian khata
1 ßutt 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata tha. Us ko circus walon ne dekha…
Your account hes been recharged successfully with
your account hes been recharged successfully with R.s 990.74 your account balance is now R.s…
Maa ny kaha facebook chor do abba
Maa ny kaha Facebook chor do! Abba ny kaha night pakg chor do! Doston ny…
Son was crying dad came and asked
Son Was Crying.. Dad Came And Asked… Why Are u Crying.. Tell me Im ur…
Dulhan ki shadi se pehly aakhri nimaz
Dulhan Ki Shadi Se Pehly Aakhri Nimaz K Baad Ki Dua , , , ,…
Na hawa hai saya ehsaas hum hi
Na hawa hai. Na Saya hai. Ehsaas hum hi ko Aaya hai. Hum ko bhi…
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar flutter
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Flutter Flutter, Flutter…
Ek larkay nay kisi chinese larki say
Ek larkay nay kisi chinese larki say shadi ki larki ek sal bad mar gai,…
How to grow up a baby make
How to grow up a baby to make it absolutely honest, loveable, funny, truthful, and…
Co education k side effectsboy tm se bichre
Co-education k side effectsBoy: Tm se bichre to ye ehsas hua,Ye ishq na hm ko…
Kbi shehr jana gaon idr udr mza
Kbi shehr jana, Kbi gaon jana, Kbi idr jana, Kbi udr jana, Mza na ae…
Sheikh ka beta abba 2 rupees do
Sheikh ka beta: abba 2 Rupees do Abba: nahi dunga Beta: abba de do doodh…
Director to heroin tme 4 banday pakren
Director to Heroin. Tme 4 Banday pakren ge phr Hero bachany ayega Heroein: Hero kon?…
Momo zardari ko to wo ho gaya
Momo: Zardari ko to wo ho gaya hai. Mehmood: Kya? Momo: Wo jo dil mein…
Baap beta is bar exam main
Baap: Beta is bar Exam main tumhain 9O% NO Laane hain. Beta: Nahi abbu me…
Its magic ek glas mei thanda
Its Magic: ek Glas mei thanda pani len or usay apnay qareeb bethay hoey shakhs…
Ek shadi mein achanak kahin se jinn
Ek Shadi Mein Achanak Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya..! Jinn ko Dekhte Hi; Larkiyon…
We dont succeed in our first love
‘We Don’t Succeed In Our First Love.. Because, We Have Lack Of Qualites.. But, After…
Thapar se dhar nae lagta sahab dengue
thapar se dhar nae lagta SAHAB dengue machar se dhar lagta ha 🙁 😉
1 bus driver ki seat k peechay
1 Bus Driver Ki Seat K Peechay Likha Tha… Agar RAB Ne Chaha To Manzil…
Ecg if u go out with wife
ECG if u go out with wife /l__,-.__/_,_,-. ECG if u go out with girlfriend…
Din rat sms kar ke aisa dia
Din rat sms kar kar ke aisa kar dia tum logon ne muje zalimo ….
Silence is d best answer for all
SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all…
Lady i think you are the father
Lady: I think you are the father of one of my children.. Aamir: Oh my…
Ak toota 0r us ka malik jahaz
Ak toota 0r us ka malik jahaz mein sefar kr rhy thy samny sy airhosts…
Larki mene socha tum mis kr rahe
LArki: mene socha tum mis kr rahe hoge, Cal kr lo Larka:acha Or Jo 1…
Sabziwala madam ye 500 ka note blouse
Sabziwala: Madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikla hai kya? Madam: haan par apko…
1 mlvi sheela ki jawani song dekh
1 Mölvi sheela ki jawani song dekh raha tha, Ek Shks ne dekha or bola:…
1 aadmi hi ki nature samjh skta
1 Aadmi Hi Aadmi ki Nature.. Samjh skta hy. Ghor Frmaiye ! Customer: Mujhy 1…
5 sardars aur 1 punjabi helicopter
5 SARDARS AUR 1 PUNJABI HELICOPTER KI RASSI SEY LATKY HUY THY PILOT NY KAHA…
Girl baba ji agar main nazrana don
Girl: Baba Ji Agar Main Nazrana Don To, Guarantee hai k Mera Bacha Ho Jaega?…
Back bencher boy 2 a girl chalo
Back Bencher Boy 2 A Girl: Chalo Ek Bar Phir Se Ajnabi Banjaen Hum Dono…
Aik gadha dosre seyar mera malik muje
aik gadha dosre se,yar mera malik muje marta bohat hy,dosra gadha:to tu bhag q nahi…
Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal
Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais… Neutralization Takes place when acid react…
Exam ki raat ko ek student ne
Exam ki raat ko ek student ne toss kia k – Agar head aya to…
Kisi orat ko marney ka aasan tareeq
Kisi orat ko marney ka Aasan tareeq: usey ek keemti libas do, behtreen jewelary or…