Category: Jokes SMS

Judge: You Want to Divorce Your Husband for Attacking you with a Deadly Weapon? Wife:…

One of the best Lines As advice. ‘Zindagi mai itni galtiyan na karo’ ‘K’ ‘Pencil…

Ek larki ek larkay k paas gye us na ulta kia… Pechay sa khola.. Aur…

Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhen Gy Kadam Aaj K Baad Kyun K Humari Apni Gali…

Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao. Malang: Beta, hal…

SALAM Agar Aap Ka sMs Package Hai To.? .to . . . . . ….

Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They. 1 Faqeer…

Faqeer Pajero wale se: kuch de do baba PAJERO wala 10 ka note de k:…

Boy: Papa me apni girl frnd ko kya dun? Papa: Wo dikhne me kesi hy?…

LArki: Meri Ammi Ko Tum Boht Pasnd Aaye Ho. . . . Pathan (Sharmatay hue):…

Agar Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota? To 90 Pe Unka Mazar Hota Farooq…

A pakistani & an american met on a plane & had a bet that if…

1 Molvi Ne Jesy Tesy Kr K 1 Larki Set Ki, Or Usse 12 Baje…

Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti…

Faraz Teri Ankhon Men Dard Ka Jo Rang Hai, Wah Kya Keh Dia… Faraz Teri…

A lady lost her purse in a store. Finally a boy come to her: ‘Madam…

Main nay 2 Faislay Kiye Hain, Pehla:Aaj say Kisi Ajnabi Larki ko Lift nahi Karaonga…

college wali masale dar: office wali narum narum: muhale wali garma garam: aap kya samjhaye?…

SHARUKH KHAN NAY MUJ SAY 5 CAROR KA SAWAL POOCHA K PAKISTAN MAIN KON SA…

Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main…

1 Molvi Nargis se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya. . NARGIS:Aap log to kehte hen…

Pathan Ko Khwab Me Ksi ne qatal Kerdia Subha Pathan ne apna HBL Ka account…

Sare Pakistan Ko Kam Pe Laga Don Ga Sara Pakistan Hath Mai Mobile Pakar K…

1 Bus ma Baba G ka paaon Larki k paaun per aa gaya. Baba G:…

Ek Zaberdust Dil Hila Deney Wala Sms. . . . . . . . ….

Aik Black Africa Larki Ko Aik Jadugar Ne Jaadu Se Parr Laga Diye… Larki: WOW!…

Mobile kiya hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya? Ye…

Girl: Tum haftay main kitni baar shave kartay ho?Boy: Haftay main nahi, din main 30…

Pakistan m 1 serway howa k kinti Grils ‘ @bi ‘ say Dosti kerna Chahti…

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha ‘Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!’…

Police ne 1 Sharabi ko pakra. Phir 1 Gadhay ke agay Pani or Sharab ki…

Girl: darling ek 1000 ka card to sendKarona mera balance end ho gaya hai,Tum to…

Height of Jhatka A Boy after havin diner with GF saw a Guy’s Photo in…

@ (‘,’) )) _/ _ Oye nawy nawy sMs pejo nai te main ae watta…

study soch samjh k chorna dosto, ku k….? khota 60000 ka hai aur rerhi 40000…

1 Nai ki shop pr admi aya or pucha ktni dair lgay ge? Nai: 2…

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it into exclamatory sentence. Student:…

dil me to darkan me to anko me to bato me to hawa me to…

WHAT IS PYAAR IT’S A GROUP OF FRIENDS SITTING IN A CANTEEN WITH CUP OF…

B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0 raha…

Mulk ki khatir 100 bar marny k liye tyar hon, , magar , Pakistan Nae…

Election hone wale tay… Omeedwaar ghar ghar ja kar vote mang rahay tay… Aik omeedwaar…

Whats 0n Your Mind You Ask? Well, Facebook… I Would Tell You … But Youre…

A student wrote letter to his father frm hostel, Dear DAD!No money,no fun. your son…

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai…. ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de….

1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Giya. . Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh…

Teacher: Btao Bachon, Jo Ghalat kam Karte Hain, Wo Kahan Jate Hain.? . . Student:…

ek admi se jin ne kaha, kiya hukm he mere aaqa, admi: karachi se usa…

aik sradar k haan lerki paida hoi to us ki biwi nay kaha k jab…

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul,…

ek khatoon husbend ko ek buri aadat the har waqt dantoon sy nakhon kat rahe…

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you…

Bacha: Maine billi k saamne 2 choohe rakhe us ne 1 khaya 1 nahi khaya….

*. .Jo mil jaye us ka shukar aada kiya karo, Ramish. . . .* zaroori…

Interesting thing about Tom & Jerry ..?? . .. . . . . . ….

1 Admi Shop Pe Tota Lene Gya Usne Dekha TotE K 2no Paao’n Pe Ek…

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college…

Girl: Mera mobile ammi k pas rehta hai zayada tr…. Boy: Agr hum pkre guy…

Faqeer: Sahb Family Se Door Hon Milne K Lye 350 Rs Ki Zarurt Hy. ….

Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja. Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:…

*. . .1 larki apny test krwany gai to us ki rports kisi se badl…

ACHANAK Zindagi me 7 chezen kabi bhi aa sakti hain 1) Neend 2) Paisa 3)…

1 Ganjay k sar par 8-10 baal ug aye Ganja naai k pas gaya, Naai…

Xcuse Me ! What’s Ur Mobile Number ? I Want To RE CHECK, Bcoz I…

Breaking News Balochistan C.M Nawab Aslam Raeesani Ne Zohar Ki Azaan Sun Ker Roza Khol…

Subah sham teri yaad aati hai, sari sari raat jagati hai, karne ko to karlu…

*’* Uljhay Huwe Halat Ka Shikwa Na Kia Kar , Khairaat M Khushyn Ki Tamana…

Munna Bhai: What is the difference between bus & cycle? Circuit: Bus ka stand bus…

shadi me 1 chodri bohat der se khana ka rha tha ksi ne pocha kab…

1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..? Begum: Ap k pas.. Shekh: Aur mery…

Husband 2 Hotel Manegr: Jaldi Chalo Meri Biwi Khirki Se Kud Kr Jaan Dena Chahti…

Mariz ne achanak Aankhen kholte hue poocha: Doctor sahib,kia mera operation kamyaab raha? Sabar se…

Lo G mera ik Shair araz hai, Idhar B ‘sitam’ ho gya hai Udhar B…

Girl N Boy Were Siting Alone In D Garden.. Girl-Do Something Which Makes My Heart…

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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2…

2 Cockroach ICU Me 1 dusre ke brabar ma admit thy.. 1st: Kisne maara? 2nd:…

*. . .Raste mE khari 2 larkiyan jagr rahi thi Pehli: Main je tenu thapar…

Boy: suit acha pehna hy Grl:Thnx Boy:Lipstik bht achi lgai hy Grl:Thnx Boy:Make up b…

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir…

1 pagal (hath me cigrette chupa kr) batao mery hath me kya hai? 2sra pagal:…

A man : u cheated me . Shopkeeper : no , i sold u a…

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta…

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko…

1 Pathan ko Pak air force se nikal dya gya REASON: Wo zid ker raha…

* GiGgLiNg BiTe * ‘ A Girl In Your Neighbor You Know Is Better Then…

*. .Ek admi dosrey se: ‘Bhai yeh larki kya hoti hai?’ Doosra: ‘Pata nahi Bhai,…

Reportar. KHAN SB. Platform pr sb Pathan kc mar gae? Pathan. Aik ailan hua k…